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Four nights of Gameweek 34 action begin at the London Stadium where West Ham United host Stoke City with both seeking to earn three points to ease relegation fears.

In truth, a victory for the Hammers tonight would surely seal mid-table safety, though, with a tortuous season run-in ahead of them, a win against the Potters looks vital.

In Fantasy terms, Marko Arnautovic is undoubtedly the key attacking asset on show. He heads into the contest against his former club with nine goals and five assists from his last 14 starts and, despite Chicharito’s equaliser at Chelsea, the Austrian remains the lone striker. Arnautovic scored in the reverse fixture at the bet365 Stadium and fired a brace and 16 points in his last home fixture against Southampton.

Chicharito is kept on the bench, alongside playmaker Manuel Lanzini who makes his return from injury.

Meanwhile, Stoke City’s players are auditioning for bit-part roles in our Gameweek 35 Free Hit squads with Shaqiri and Jack Butland the leading men.

Butland has just a single clean sheet in his last eight starts, though has returned 45 saves and 12 save points over that spell.

As for Shaqiri, his returns have dried up and have been reduced to just a single assist from the last four Gameweeks having struck three in three outings prior to that drought.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    please fantasy gods let this end 1-0 to stoke

    1. WE GO FOR IT
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      You've spelled West Ham wrong.

  2. RUUD!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    What do you think of this WC team? Finding it very tough to get good balance. Using BB in 37.

    Ederson Fabianski
    VVD Long Lowton (Vertonghen, Fernandez)
    Salah Sane Sterling Mili (Eriksen)
    Auba Tosun Barnes

    2.5 in bank to bring Kane I’m using FT in 36

  3. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    poor from Arnold

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      hey arnold

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Childhood memories right there

  4. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Otamendi & Dilva
    Or
    Kompany & Sterling

  5. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Since no one owns players from these two teams we should all get a grew arrow tonight

    1. Hotdogs for Tea
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      A few of us have Arnie

    2. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      plenty of us own Arnold

    3. Alexis Nonsense
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I expect more red arrows, since a lot of "noobs" will own them 😛

      1. FrankieTheGent
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Calling Mark a "noob" eh?

    4. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      arrows tend to grow when you have no players

    5. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Unless everyone gets sent off.

  6. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Have a horrible feeling the Trol isn't going to start vs Bournemouth 🙁

    1. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Don't Weasel, that's upsetting. I could really do with those extra 2 points

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        4 even* captain

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Same

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Which one?

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Kaku

        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Trollaku 😉

          1. Weasel Boy
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            Yup the ultimate Trol

  7. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Who in their right mind thought Stoke v West Ham should be a TV game?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Both involved in a relegation scrap the thinking behind it

  8. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Arnie vs Mustafi will be fun!

  9. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Looks like an end of season party.

  10. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Just a matter of time

  11. shotgunnufc - MANIAC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    remember when getting Cresswell in was all the rage?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Ogbonna vs Masuaku was the big one 😆

    2. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Such a shame how his form has turned.

  12. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    oh Arnold should have done better there

  13. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Will Moyes be West Ham manager next season?

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      If he gets us 2 more wins I’d say yes.

  14. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    I think I've gone a bit top heavy with my FH....

    Cech
    Mustafi Lowton Tark
    Salah Mane Sterling Sane
    Jesus Aubameyang Firmino

    1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Nah that's fine imo

  15. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Are assists given for throw-ins?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah, it's an assist innit.

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Only if it sets up a goal

  16. Zladan
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Arnie has been so poor. Really not selling himself to me here, especially considering his upcoming fixtures.

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      He’s been super threatening last 5 mins

    2. Rik Waller
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      What game you watching pal?

      1. Zladan
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        He’s got to be doing better with these chances.

  17. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    When do the fans come on the pitch?

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Second half.

  18. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Such a good thing that Stoke are going down

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed.

  19. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    another chance missed arnie

  20. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Arnie - just a matter of time before he scores.

  21. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Butland taking one for the DGWers!

  22. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    But face saving.

  23. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Just seen West Hams next 4 fixtures.... Ouch

    They could do with a win tonight

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Just as well they've already got so many points on the board. No chance any of those bottom 3 will catch them even if they lose every game.

  24. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Butland save point

  25. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Stoke are herrible

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Herr Herr

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      You seem surprised.

  26. N00B
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    No offside ffs. Referee has Butland in his fpl team.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      He actually captained Vardy

  27. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Stoke must be bad. They make West Ham look decent.

  28. L S P
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    WC currently activated.

    Who are the 5 players, without question, that should be in my team?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Put together a team and post the result.

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        just searching for ideas, not asking for a whole team, help a brother out.

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Jesus
      Kane
      Sterling
      Sane
      Vardy

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      3.9, 3.9, 3.9, 4.2 and 4.5m cheapies.

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        BB in 37 makes that strategy tricky.

    4. pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Ederson
      Vertonghen
      Sterling - Eriksen
      Kane

    5. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Those who play 35 and have DGW37

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        i don't recognize any of those names.

        1. Zladan
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          I mean to have to do some work yourself.

          1. L S P
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            i have plenty of work to do (ON A WC), who do you think is essential that fits your criteria.

            it's not that hard.

            1. TorresMagic™
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              8 years, 1 month ago

              Seems hard for you. 😉

              1. L S P
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 1 month ago

                yeah because RMWCT posts gets such quality responses.

            2. TorresMagic™
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              8 years, 1 month ago

              You can use RMT, start GW35, end GW37.

              1. L S P
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 1 month ago

                obvs and i could ask for others' opinions.

                but yeah the RMT tool won't just tell me to do the work myself.

                  1. L S P
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 1 month ago

                    you don't have to be such a twit.

                1. L S P
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 1 month ago

                  nvm - i'll just wait until jonty posts this as a daily hot topic and it generates a 100 responses.

  29. KISSES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Ogbonna been solid this season.

  30. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    i wonder where Shaq will go next season?

    1. Gudjohnsen
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Everton

    2. Mahrez The Magician
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Fulham 😉

    3. Monkey Hanger
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Japan, and become a sumo.