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Four nights of Gameweek 34 action begin at the London Stadium where West Ham United host Stoke City with both seeking to earn three points to ease relegation fears.

In truth, a victory for the Hammers tonight would surely seal mid-table safety, though, with a tortuous season run-in ahead of them, a win against the Potters looks vital.

In Fantasy terms, Marko Arnautovic is undoubtedly the key attacking asset on show. He heads into the contest against his former club with nine goals and five assists from his last 14 starts and, despite Chicharito’s equaliser at Chelsea, the Austrian remains the lone striker. Arnautovic scored in the reverse fixture at the bet365 Stadium and fired a brace and 16 points in his last home fixture against Southampton.

Chicharito is kept on the bench, alongside playmaker Manuel Lanzini who makes his return from injury.

Meanwhile, Stoke City’s players are auditioning for bit-part roles in our Gameweek 35 Free Hit squads with Shaqiri and Jack Butland the leading men.

Butland has just a single clean sheet in his last eight starts, though has returned 45 saves and 12 save points over that spell.

As for Shaqiri, his returns have dried up and have been reduced to just a single assist from the last four Gameweeks having struck three in three outings prior to that drought.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    please fantasy gods let this end 1-0 to stoke

    1. WE GO FOR IT
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      You've spelled West Ham wrong.

  2. RUUD!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    What do you think of this WC team? Finding it very tough to get good balance. Using BB in 37.

    Ederson Fabianski
    VVD Long Lowton (Vertonghen, Fernandez)
    Salah Sane Sterling Mili (Eriksen)
    Auba Tosun Barnes

    2.5 in bank to bring Kane I’m using FT in 36

  3. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    poor from Arnold

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      hey arnold

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Childhood memories right there

  4. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Otamendi & Dilva
    Or
    Kompany & Sterling

  5. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Since no one owns players from these two teams we should all get a grew arrow tonight

    1. Hotdogs for Tea
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      A few of us have Arnie

    2. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      plenty of us own Arnold

    3. Alexis Nonsense
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      I expect more red arrows, since a lot of "noobs" will own them 😛

      1. FrankieTheGent
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Calling Mark a "noob" eh?

    4. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      arrows tend to grow when you have no players

    5. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Unless everyone gets sent off.

  6. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Have a horrible feeling the Trol isn't going to start vs Bournemouth 🙁

    1. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Don't Weasel, that's upsetting. I could really do with those extra 2 points

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        4 even* captain

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          Same

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Which one?

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Kaku

        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          Trollaku 😉

          1. Weasel Boy
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            Yup the ultimate Trol

  7. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Who in their right mind thought Stoke v West Ham should be a TV game?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Both involved in a relegation scrap the thinking behind it

  8. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Arnie vs Mustafi will be fun!

  9. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Looks like an end of season party.

  10. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Just a matter of time

  11. shotgunnufc - MANIAC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    remember when getting Cresswell in was all the rage?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Ogbonna vs Masuaku was the big one 😆

    2. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Such a shame how his form has turned.

  12. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    oh Arnold should have done better there

  13. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Will Moyes be West Ham manager next season?

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      If he gets us 2 more wins I’d say yes.

  14. Badger Badger Mushroom Mush…
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    I think I've gone a bit top heavy with my FH....

    Cech
    Mustafi Lowton Tark
    Salah Mane Sterling Sane
    Jesus Aubameyang Firmino

    1. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Nah that's fine imo

  15. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Are assists given for throw-ins?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Yeah, it's an assist innit.

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Only if it sets up a goal

  16. Zladan
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Arnie has been so poor. Really not selling himself to me here, especially considering his upcoming fixtures.

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      He’s been super threatening last 5 mins

    2. Rik Waller
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      What game you watching pal?

      1. Zladan
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        He’s got to be doing better with these chances.

  17. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    When do the fans come on the pitch?

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Second half.

  18. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Such a good thing that Stoke are going down

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Agreed.

  19. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    another chance missed arnie

  20. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Arnie - just a matter of time before he scores.

  21. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Butland taking one for the DGWers!

  22. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    But face saving.

  23. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Just seen West Hams next 4 fixtures.... Ouch

    They could do with a win tonight

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Just as well they've already got so many points on the board. No chance any of those bottom 3 will catch them even if they lose every game.

  24. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Butland save point

  25. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Stoke are herrible

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Herr Herr

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      You seem surprised.

  26. N00B
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    No offside ffs. Referee has Butland in his fpl team.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      He actually captained Vardy

  27. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Stoke must be bad. They make West Ham look decent.

  28. L S P
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    WC currently activated.

    Who are the 5 players, without question, that should be in my team?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Put together a team and post the result.

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        just searching for ideas, not asking for a whole team, help a brother out.

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Jesus
      Kane
      Sterling
      Sane
      Vardy

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      3.9, 3.9, 3.9, 4.2 and 4.5m cheapies.

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        BB in 37 makes that strategy tricky.

    4. pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Ederson
      Vertonghen
      Sterling - Eriksen
      Kane

    5. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Those who play 35 and have DGW37

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        i don't recognize any of those names.

        1. Zladan
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          I mean to have to do some work yourself.

          1. L S P
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            i have plenty of work to do (ON A WC), who do you think is essential that fits your criteria.

            it's not that hard.

            1. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              Seems hard for you. 😉

              1. L S P
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 days ago

                yeah because RMWCT posts gets such quality responses.

            2. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              You can use RMT, start GW35, end GW37.

              1. L S P
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 days ago

                obvs and i could ask for others' opinions.

                but yeah the RMT tool won't just tell me to do the work myself.

                  1. L S P
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 7 days ago

                    you don't have to be such a twit.

                1. L S P
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 7 days ago

                  nvm - i'll just wait until jonty posts this as a daily hot topic and it generates a 100 responses.

  29. KISSES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Ogbonna been solid this season.

  30. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    i wonder where Shaq will go next season?

    1. Gudjohnsen
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Everton

    2. Mahrez The Magician
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Fulham 😉

    3. Monkey Hanger
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Japan, and become a sumo.