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Four nights of Gameweek 34 action begin at the London Stadium where West Ham United host Stoke City with both seeking to earn three points to ease relegation fears.

In truth, a victory for the Hammers tonight would surely seal mid-table safety, though, with a tortuous season run-in ahead of them, a win against the Potters looks vital.

In Fantasy terms, Marko Arnautovic is undoubtedly the key attacking asset on show. He heads into the contest against his former club with nine goals and five assists from his last 14 starts and, despite Chicharito’s equaliser at Chelsea, the Austrian remains the lone striker. Arnautovic scored in the reverse fixture at the bet365 Stadium and fired a brace and 16 points in his last home fixture against Southampton.

Chicharito is kept on the bench, alongside playmaker Manuel Lanzini who makes his return from injury.

Meanwhile, Stoke City’s players are auditioning for bit-part roles in our Gameweek 35 Free Hit squads with Shaqiri and Jack Butland the leading men.

Butland has just a single clean sheet in his last eight starts, though has returned 45 saves and 12 save points over that spell.

As for Shaqiri, his returns have dried up and have been reduced to just a single assist from the last four Gameweeks having struck three in three outings prior to that drought.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Gudjohnsen
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    0-0 coming up.

  2. arndff_
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Arnautovic destroying Stoke players.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      I think he might enjoy them getting relegated

  3. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Shaqiri is like an oompa loompa.

    1. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      huge thighs

    2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Doop de di doo

  4. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Arnie going to bag?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Only a matter of time.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Brace :o??

        1. Rainer
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          At least.

          1. TheTinman
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            Oh my

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      He looks like a bag head.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Urrrrmmmm

    3. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      He’s not really got the shooting boots on today. He’s in the mix, getting chances but can’t take them.

  5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    all my bets based on yellow card combinations.
    how can these pap cloggers not have any cards yet??

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Hahaha

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        it's bloody infuriating!
        normally they've more yellows than my squad flags in xmas week

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Is a Pap Clogger a Dutch Shoesmith?

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        that's the fella. Wooden shoes full of angles. head like a 50p piece

  6. Dybala10
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    On FH, who would you pick?

    A) Pickford & PVA
    B) Butland & Baines

    1. Bob McMayday
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      B

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      B

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      A

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Well A are both ex mackems so B

    5. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Pickford & Baines 🙂

  7. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Andy Carroll to come on and get the winner.

    1. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Then briefly be mentioned for the world cup before going off injured for the next 6 months.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Adds something different 😎

  8. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Survived until HT.

  9. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Any chance they could they bring back the white dot on TV?

  10. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    This game is awful standard

    Is this what Sky millions gets ,

    1. tambourineman
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      If you think this is bad you better hope Cardiff don't get promoted

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Imagine if all the EPL teams were Welsh!

        1. Rash
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          Rip fpl

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          The Welsh teams should all be made to play in Scotland.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            if you can't beat us.... 😉

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              Champion's League football for Cardiff, Maybe 3rd place at a push for Celtic 😎

              1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                8 years, 7 days ago

                couldn't afford the away games though 🙁
                mind you, flight to the Toon from Bristol is only £37 return!

                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  8 years, 7 days ago

                  **i couldn't.
                  pretty sure Vincent could fix the players up!

      2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        2nd most shots this year in Championship, 2nd most on target, quick wingers but play football in the opposition half you mean???

        1. tambourineman
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          Fewest short passes and worst pass rate in the league, it's classic Warnock long-ball tactics with big physical players that unfortunately still has great success in the Championship, but his tactics will be found out in the Premier League again. Personally I would much rather see a footballing side like Fulham in the PL.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            plenty of ways to play the game, mate. City have been one of the most exciting teams to watch in the Championship this year. just because they run the channels and don't pass it 15 times between the defenders doesn't make it anti-football. Rarely is it a laces through it punt, and if you think it's basic long ball you've not been watching it. And even if it was, surely that would be part of the challenge for opponents to outplay them...?

      3. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Come on Fulham and Middlesbrough!

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          *millwall and sunderland

    2. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Watching leaves photosynthesise is more exciting

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        I like Stoke’s Poundland version of Salah up front
        The CB on the right wing
        and right back who looks like he has never seen a football

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          Mark Hughes was a great squad builder, eh? 😀

          1. TheTinman
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            Hughesy going to relegate two teams in one season

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              worse than De Boer imo.
              awful manager

  11. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    I can imagine this turning on a passionate speech at half time by one of these two inspirational mana........ hmmmm actually 0-0

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Lambert needs subtitles when he speaks!

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        I’d rather not know

  12. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Did Alonso get charged by the FA?

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Still looking, maybe tomorrow I heard

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Surely they have looked enough by now

        1. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          It was right in the refs view. Hard for him to claim he missed it and still have a PL career

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            Aye, either way he looks like an idiot no matter what he claims.

          2. Numb
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            But the ref has said he didn't see it, so that's not the issue

            1. Rash
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              Mike Dean needs to be punished as well imo whether he seen it or not

              1. TheTinman
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 days ago

                Whatever ban Alonso gets x2 seem appropriate?

                1. Rash
                  • 8 Years
                  8 years, 7 days ago

                  A few month with clattenburg in Saudi Arabia might be a fitting punishment

    2. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Not yet (fingers crossed)

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Kane claiming it, i think

    4. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Alonso did nothing wrong

      Justice

  13. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Shaqiri magic in 2nd half

    Think I’m the only one that still owns him

    1. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      owned him twice and did absolutely nothing for me

    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Still an owner too. Other fires and all that.

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        He’s did great initially

    3. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      I've got him to. Emotional attachment

  14. Z
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    FH team:

    Ederson
    Coleman, Baines, Walker
    Salah, Mane, Arnie, Zaha
    Auba, Firmino, Jesus

    Keep Ederson or get Pickford/Butland & Otamendi?

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      I'd go Pickford or But land.

    2. Prøfeßör …
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Forget Ederson and Otamendi, needs more Man City attackers.

    3. Ode
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      I think you need a City mid in there

    4. Z
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Revised team:

      Butland,
      Baines, Walker, VVD (or Robertson)
      Salah, Mane, Arnie, Zaha, KDB (or any City mid)
      Auba, Jesus

      Does this look better?

      1. Prøfeßör …
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Yeah, much better.

  15. Scotty B
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Which option looks better?
    A Ake & Lukaku > Walker & Jesus -4 (Exact funds)
    B Alonso, Lingard & Lukaku > Kompany, Sterling & Jesus -8
    C Ake & Eriksen > Kompany & Sterling -4 (Exact funds)

    Foster Elliot
    TAA Lowton Ake Baines Alonso
    Walcott Shaqiri Lingard Eriksen Hazard
    Barnes Aubamayang Lukaku

    1. 1zverGGadeM
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      B

  16. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Thoughts on this FH team?

    Ederson
    TAA Baines Coleman
    Sterling Zaha Arnie Salah
    Auba Jesus Firmino

    Bench: Elliot Mili Tompkins Long

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Nice, similar to mine but I'm going 352 with Mane and Perez over Firmino and Mili

  17. Ode
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Sane or D Silva on FH?

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Insane not to go Sane

  18. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    An Arnie blank would surely consign the Scout Picks to one of their worst ever single GW performance.

    1. Rash
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      What's their current score?

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        27pts + 2pts on the bench + whatever Arnie gets. No (c) obviously, but likely it would have been Kane or Lukaku so only an extra 2 pts.

  19. Harvey Spector
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Very bad DGW for BB but extremely unlucky and it could have easily been a mammoth score for many. Instances I can recall:

    a) Mahrez missed two one on ones and very close in Free Kick.
    b) Vardy missed a sitter in the first half
    c) Two brilliant saves by Foster to deny Lukaku
    d) Barnes assist (almost)
    e) Kane assist (almost)
    e) Dunks header was going in only for the other player to touch the ball in.

    Any more rough with rough?

    1. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Fine margins.

    2. Euro Raiders
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      West Brom goal was down to the bounce of the ball.

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Murray missed a sitter from 3 yards out

  20. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    arnie yc and taken off at 59mins...

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      He is no Paul Pogba

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        this is true

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      You forget to mention the missed penalty

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Doosra is on pens

        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          damned noble......i still blame him for missing michus gw1 haul several seasons ago 😡

  21. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Which duo for you?

    Otamendi & Dilva
    Or
    Kompany & Sterling

    1. Ode
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Kompling

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Thanks

  22. mrwinner
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    FH team version 1.05 -

    Butland
    Alex-Arnold* / Baines / Van Aanholt
    Sane / Salah* / Sterling / Zaha
    Aub / Jesus / Firmino*

    *dependent on leaked news from Anfield Express.

    1. mrwinner
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      GTG?

    2. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Yeah like it. Bench? Check Aguero fitness too

  23. Werkself
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Will the trophy be presented to City this weekend?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Huddersfield at home in GW37

      1. Werkself
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Thanks.

  24. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Here we go! I’m going to pee myself with excitement!!! Bring on the 1nd half

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Errrm....

  25. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Bets for 2nd half? £10 goes on the 4th answer

    1. Rash
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Arnie next goal

      1. Rash
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        In fact what's the odds on hernandez starting a Mexican wave to wake the crowd up?

        1. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          I’ll ask Paddy

          1. Rash
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            Betway won't like you going to their competitors

    2. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Both teams to score in the 1nd half

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Carroll to come on and score late winner

    4. Numb
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Finish Stoke 1-0

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Winner winner

    5. BellyKlopp
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      Shaqiri fgs

  26. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Dreaming of a Hart cleanie and 3 bonus here. Bound to concede though

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      how did you end up with hart?

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 days ago

        Needed a cheap GK with a fixture GW35 on my wildcard a few weeks ago

        1. BobBradleysOpportunity
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          good pick i reckon

        2. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 days ago

          That is outrageous hahaha

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 days ago

            He only costs 4.2m 😆

            1. TheTinman
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 days ago

              Like it!

  27. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    wow you have Hart?

  28. ryacoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Early days yet but which option looks better for FH35?

    A) Pope, Coleman, Baines, TAA & Sane

    B) Pickford, PVA, Lowton, Robertson & KDB

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 7 days ago

      A

  29. WVA
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    Template has formed?

    Ederson/Butland
    TAA Baines/Coleman PVA
    Salah Arnie Zaha Sterling/Sane
    Auba Jesus Firmino/Mane

  30. JONALDINHO
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 days ago

    FH team /10? Where can it improve?
    Pickford
    PVA - Robertson - Lowton
    Salah - KDB - Sterling - Zaha
    Auba - Jesus - Firmino