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Four nights of Gameweek 34 action begin at the London Stadium where West Ham United host Stoke City with both seeking to earn three points to ease relegation fears.

In truth, a victory for the Hammers tonight would surely seal mid-table safety, though, with a tortuous season run-in ahead of them, a win against the Potters looks vital.

In Fantasy terms, Marko Arnautovic is undoubtedly the key attacking asset on show. He heads into the contest against his former club with nine goals and five assists from his last 14 starts and, despite Chicharito’s equaliser at Chelsea, the Austrian remains the lone striker. Arnautovic scored in the reverse fixture at the bet365 Stadium and fired a brace and 16 points in his last home fixture against Southampton.

Chicharito is kept on the bench, alongside playmaker Manuel Lanzini who makes his return from injury.

Meanwhile, Stoke City’s players are auditioning for bit-part roles in our Gameweek 35 Free Hit squads with Shaqiri and Jack Butland the leading men.

Butland has just a single clean sheet in his last eight starts, though has returned 45 saves and 12 save points over that spell.

As for Shaqiri, his returns have dried up and have been reduced to just a single assist from the last four Gameweeks having struck three in three outings prior to that drought.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Gudjohnsen
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    0-0 coming up.

  2. arndff_
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Arnautovic destroying Stoke players.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I think he might enjoy them getting relegated

  3. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Shaqiri is like an oompa loompa.

    1. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      huge thighs

    2. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Doop de di doo

  4. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Arnie going to bag?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Only a matter of time.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Brace :o??

        1. Rainer
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          At least.

          1. TheTinman
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Oh my

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He looks like a bag head.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Urrrrmmmm

    3. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He’s not really got the shooting boots on today. He’s in the mix, getting chances but can’t take them.

  5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    all my bets based on yellow card combinations.
    how can these pap cloggers not have any cards yet??

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Hahaha

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        it's bloody infuriating!
        normally they've more yellows than my squad flags in xmas week

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Is a Pap Clogger a Dutch Shoesmith?

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        that's the fella. Wooden shoes full of angles. head like a 50p piece

  6. Dybala10
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    On FH, who would you pick?

    A) Pickford & PVA
    B) Butland & Baines

    1. Bob McMayday
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      B

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      B

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      A

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Well A are both ex mackems so B

    5. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Pickford & Baines 🙂

  7. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Andy Carroll to come on and get the winner.

    1. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Then briefly be mentioned for the world cup before going off injured for the next 6 months.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Adds something different 😎

  8. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Survived until HT.

  9. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Any chance they could they bring back the white dot on TV?

  10. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    This game is awful standard

    Is this what Sky millions gets ,

    1. tambourineman
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      If you think this is bad you better hope Cardiff don't get promoted

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Imagine if all the EPL teams were Welsh!

        1. Rash
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Rip fpl

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          The Welsh teams should all be made to play in Scotland.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            if you can't beat us.... 😉

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Champion's League football for Cardiff, Maybe 3rd place at a push for Celtic 😎

              1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                couldn't afford the away games though 🙁
                mind you, flight to the Toon from Bristol is only £37 return!

                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  7 years, 10 months ago

                  **i couldn't.
                  pretty sure Vincent could fix the players up!

      2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        2nd most shots this year in Championship, 2nd most on target, quick wingers but play football in the opposition half you mean???

        1. tambourineman
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Fewest short passes and worst pass rate in the league, it's classic Warnock long-ball tactics with big physical players that unfortunately still has great success in the Championship, but his tactics will be found out in the Premier League again. Personally I would much rather see a footballing side like Fulham in the PL.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            plenty of ways to play the game, mate. City have been one of the most exciting teams to watch in the Championship this year. just because they run the channels and don't pass it 15 times between the defenders doesn't make it anti-football. Rarely is it a laces through it punt, and if you think it's basic long ball you've not been watching it. And even if it was, surely that would be part of the challenge for opponents to outplay them...?

      3. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Come on Fulham and Middlesbrough!

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          *millwall and sunderland

    2. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Watching leaves photosynthesise is more exciting

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I like Stoke’s Poundland version of Salah up front
        The CB on the right wing
        and right back who looks like he has never seen a football

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Mark Hughes was a great squad builder, eh? 😀

          1. TheTinman
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Hughesy going to relegate two teams in one season

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              worse than De Boer imo.
              awful manager

  11. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I can imagine this turning on a passionate speech at half time by one of these two inspirational mana........ hmmmm actually 0-0

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Lambert needs subtitles when he speaks!

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I’d rather not know

  12. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Did Alonso get charged by the FA?

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Still looking, maybe tomorrow I heard

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Surely they have looked enough by now

        1. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          It was right in the refs view. Hard for him to claim he missed it and still have a PL career

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Aye, either way he looks like an idiot no matter what he claims.

          2. Numb
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            But the ref has said he didn't see it, so that's not the issue

            1. Rash
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Mike Dean needs to be punished as well imo whether he seen it or not

              1. TheTinman
                • 10 Years
                7 years, 10 months ago

                Whatever ban Alonso gets x2 seem appropriate?

                1. Rash
                  • 8 Years
                  7 years, 10 months ago

                  A few month with clattenburg in Saudi Arabia might be a fitting punishment

    2. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Not yet (fingers crossed)

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Kane claiming it, i think

    4. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Alonso did nothing wrong

      Justice

  13. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Shaqiri magic in 2nd half

    Think I’m the only one that still owns him

    1. Waynoo
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      owned him twice and did absolutely nothing for me

    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Still an owner too. Other fires and all that.

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        He’s did great initially

    3. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I've got him to. Emotional attachment

  14. Z
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    FH team:

    Ederson
    Coleman, Baines, Walker
    Salah, Mane, Arnie, Zaha
    Auba, Firmino, Jesus

    Keep Ederson or get Pickford/Butland & Otamendi?

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I'd go Pickford or But land.

    2. Prøfeßör …
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Forget Ederson and Otamendi, needs more Man City attackers.

    3. Ode
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I think you need a City mid in there

    4. Z
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Revised team:

      Butland,
      Baines, Walker, VVD (or Robertson)
      Salah, Mane, Arnie, Zaha, KDB (or any City mid)
      Auba, Jesus

      Does this look better?

      1. Prøfeßör …
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, much better.

  15. Scotty B
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Which option looks better?
    A Ake & Lukaku > Walker & Jesus -4 (Exact funds)
    B Alonso, Lingard & Lukaku > Kompany, Sterling & Jesus -8
    C Ake & Eriksen > Kompany & Sterling -4 (Exact funds)

    Foster Elliot
    TAA Lowton Ake Baines Alonso
    Walcott Shaqiri Lingard Eriksen Hazard
    Barnes Aubamayang Lukaku

    1. 1zverGGadeM
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      B

  16. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Thoughts on this FH team?

    Ederson
    TAA Baines Coleman
    Sterling Zaha Arnie Salah
    Auba Jesus Firmino

    Bench: Elliot Mili Tompkins Long

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Nice, similar to mine but I'm going 352 with Mane and Perez over Firmino and Mili

  17. Ode
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Sane or D Silva on FH?

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Insane not to go Sane

  18. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    An Arnie blank would surely consign the Scout Picks to one of their worst ever single GW performance.

    1. Rash
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      What's their current score?

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        27pts + 2pts on the bench + whatever Arnie gets. No (c) obviously, but likely it would have been Kane or Lukaku so only an extra 2 pts.

  19. Harvey Spector
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Very bad DGW for BB but extremely unlucky and it could have easily been a mammoth score for many. Instances I can recall:

    a) Mahrez missed two one on ones and very close in Free Kick.
    b) Vardy missed a sitter in the first half
    c) Two brilliant saves by Foster to deny Lukaku
    d) Barnes assist (almost)
    e) Kane assist (almost)
    e) Dunks header was going in only for the other player to touch the ball in.

    Any more rough with rough?

    1. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Fine margins.

    2. Euro Raiders
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      West Brom goal was down to the bounce of the ball.

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Murray missed a sitter from 3 yards out

  20. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    arnie yc and taken off at 59mins...

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He is no Paul Pogba

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        this is true

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      You forget to mention the missed penalty

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Doosra is on pens

        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          damned noble......i still blame him for missing michus gw1 haul several seasons ago 😡

  21. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Which duo for you?

    Otamendi & Dilva
    Or
    Kompany & Sterling

    1. Ode
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Kompling

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks

  22. mrwinner
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    FH team version 1.05 -

    Butland
    Alex-Arnold* / Baines / Van Aanholt
    Sane / Salah* / Sterling / Zaha
    Aub / Jesus / Firmino*

    *dependent on leaked news from Anfield Express.

    1. mrwinner
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      GTG?

    2. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah like it. Bench? Check Aguero fitness too

  23. Werkself
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Will the trophy be presented to City this weekend?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Huddersfield at home in GW37

      1. Werkself
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks.

  24. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Here we go! I’m going to pee myself with excitement!!! Bring on the 1nd half

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Errrm....

  25. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Bets for 2nd half? £10 goes on the 4th answer

    1. Rash
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Arnie next goal

      1. Rash
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        In fact what's the odds on hernandez starting a Mexican wave to wake the crowd up?

        1. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I’ll ask Paddy

          1. Rash
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Betway won't like you going to their competitors

    2. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Both teams to score in the 1nd half

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Carroll to come on and score late winner

    4. Numb
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Finish Stoke 1-0

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Winner winner

    5. BellyKlopp
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Shaqiri fgs

  26. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Dreaming of a Hart cleanie and 3 bonus here. Bound to concede though

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      how did you end up with hart?

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Needed a cheap GK with a fixture GW35 on my wildcard a few weeks ago

        1. BobBradleysOpportunity
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          good pick i reckon

        2. TheTinman
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          That is outrageous hahaha

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            He only costs 4.2m 😆

            1. TheTinman
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              Like it!

  27. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    wow you have Hart?

  28. ryacoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Early days yet but which option looks better for FH35?

    A) Pope, Coleman, Baines, TAA & Sane

    B) Pickford, PVA, Lowton, Robertson & KDB

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      A

  29. WVA
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Template has formed?

    Ederson/Butland
    TAA Baines/Coleman PVA
    Salah Arnie Zaha Sterling/Sane
    Auba Jesus Firmino/Mane

  30. JONALDINHO
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    FH team /10? Where can it improve?
    Pickford
    PVA - Robertson - Lowton
    Salah - KDB - Sterling - Zaha
    Auba - Jesus - Firmino