1. jacob1989
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    If haaland could win the world cup with Norway we could truly call him the best football player in history'.

    1. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Calm down

    2. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Haaland can't do anything without brilliant service. Norway can't provide that.

      1. jacob1989
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Odeegaard is there.

        1. The Mentaculus
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Rest of the team is way, way off competing at that level unfortunately

    3. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      he can barely dribble ffs

      no one says Maldini is the greatest of all time even if he perfected the art of defending like Haaland has goalscoring

      1. jacob1989
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Alright the euros will do

    4. Game of Throw_ins
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      No'way

  2. yalala
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    What happens if I don't pay council tax

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      I think you get fined

    2. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      prison! maybe

    3. g40steve
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Bubba visits without the Vaseline

    4. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      You have to come up with a better story to tell all the bad lads on G Wing when they ask you what you are in for.

    5. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Fines and court requests

    6. It's a Wookie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      They don’t collect your bins.

    7. Mighty Banana
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      You'll get a £90 summons fee, and then lose the right to pay monthly.

    8. Wirtzle Gummidge
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Then you'll need to find a caravan for your ma, Perry-winkle blue.

      1. Brehmeren
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Only if he likes dags

    9. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      I can give you some insight to this tbh. When i was like 22, I shared a house with like 3 students in the UK. I always paid my council tax, and assumed all others did also. Anyway, turns out one of my housemates had not been paying and hid the reminders lmfao.

      We were all joint on the council tax thing. But I had paid my share and had receipts so I was not going to pay it and I told them that on the phone. Anyway, I coincidentally left the UK 6 months later.

      2.5 years later, I got an email from that council, saying I missed my court date and they were now taking legal proceedings vs me haha. So I rang them, explained everything, and then gave the address and details for the guy who didn't pay, I also told them that I will not be paying his debts for obvious reasons, and I suggest they try and hunt him down, as they will have more luck finding him then me.

      I guess it worked, because I never heard form them again.

      1. Domo
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Hate to be the bearer of bad news but if they were students they were exempt. If you were not a student (and the only one at that) you were responsible for all of the council tax.

        Whoops.

        1. have you seen cyan
          • 6 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          sorry I remember wrong, that guy was working. He was a traffic warden lol. The whole house situation was so dumb. Even though me and him wrote on our application forms that we were not students and both worked, I guess the estate agent never even looked.

          One day the estate agent rang me to come round, and I was like im at work. And she was like what do you mean, your a student, um no I work? Turns out the house was only allowed to be rented out to students.

          It did work out, this was like over 10 years ago now.

      2. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        There's quite a lot to unpack there.

        Let's just leave it as a surviving fugitive from the jaws of local government finance and the country court debtor system.

        Survived to share his escapades on fantasy football scout.

        All in a cost of living crisis when lots of streams have been taken down, copyright breach the next episode in gw2.

        1. have you seen cyan
          • 6 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          lol I did nothing wrong, I had more problems with those house mates. Not just one, but two of them tried to screw me over. Never put your name on a shared tenancy agreement with randoms, a lesson was learned.

      3. Athletico Timbo
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Grass

    10. it lies in the proles
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Tv licence easier

    11. it lies in the proles
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Originally it was the owners -not the tenants- who paid the council tax (domestic rates), till the tories changed it first to the Poll tax and then to current tenant-paid council tax. A disfrace.

  3. Old Bull
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    He’s not on my team but why is Grealish benched?

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Pep

      1. Velocity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        What’s the LMS league code please?

        1. have you seen cyan
          • 6 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          look at hot topics

    2. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      KDB / Foden start.

    3. Sheffield Wednesday
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Three games this week. Rotation City.

    4. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Hungover

  4. Offside Trapattoni
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Pep really leaned into Haaland as they were walking off at the half, clearly not happy about something

    1. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      That was . . .something.

    2. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Not enough goals

    3. Utopsis
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Too many goals, not enough touches

  5. Rock n Grohl
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Moves captain band off Salah and contemplating why I thought it would work out haha

    1. Arn De Gothia
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Why?

  6. Eyes of Blue
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    101,758 KDB cappers… ouch.

    1. Velocity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      What’s the LMS league code please

    2. NJ MetroStars
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      2 guys in mymini league (first years) captained kane

  7. thattreblefeeling
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Haaland (C)

    1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Woah

      1. thattreblefeeling
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Boom! You know it!!

    2. Thanos
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Whatta differential 😛

      1. thattreblefeeling
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Common sense Bra!

        1. Yes Ndidi
          • 6 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Where's the fun in a common sense bra?

          1. have you seen cyan
            • 6 Years
            2 years, 7 months ago

            no bra definitely better.

        2. Jimbo74
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Good call, Nostradamus.

  8. Velocity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    What’s the LMS league code please?

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      stop spamming and read replies, i already told you

      1. Velocity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Sorry man I couldn’t find it on hot topics

    2. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Jeez not again

    3. It's a Wookie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      X9FREE as in the hot topics…

      1. Velocity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Yes thanks found it

  9. Thanos
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Looks like it’s a hammy for KDB. Could be out for a bit.

    Surprisingly, in the pre game interview KDB said he was surprised to start since he had very few preseason minutes. Pep’s fault?

    1. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      No. Kdb could have come on the last 30 mins and same could have happened

      1. Thanos
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        It is about intensity. Last 30 minutes, KDB could have just got minutes in his legs and strolled around. When you start, you go full throttle and that’s what can cause injuries, especially if someone is already prone to those.

    2. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Looked like his groin to me.

  10. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Bowen better outscore Alvarez tomorrow…

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      hey, I have Bowen too!

    2. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Had him in my team briefly but went Pedro + 7.5 (eventually Foden) over him and Mitoma/Mbuemo

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        He became a late addition after I read that Moyes may have him at CF. Becomes even more interesting if Balogun joins.

        1. InsertPunHere
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Just realised I didn’t actually clarify I meant Alvarez.

    3. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      He'll get more points than Alvarez tomorrow

    4. Eyes of Blue
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      As a West Ham fan I hope so too.

  11. JBG
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Wonder if City will concede a cheap goal or if I will regret not replacing Stones with one of the starters instead of Tarkowski haha.

    1. Galza
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Burnley we’re pretty unfortunate not to have scored already…

      1. JBG
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah I agree.

    2. Bobby Digital
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Did a last minute Stones to Chilwell switch... Kind of hope I'd got a City defender, but they're all rotation threats.

      1. JBG
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Have Chilwell on the bench. Might come in for Gabriel(whatever is happening to him).

  12. JBG
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    In other news..

    "Gabriel has travelled with the squad"

    https://twitter.com/Teamnewsandtix/status/1690091637337214976

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Andy didn't say it was an injury

      1. Bushwhacker
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Stop defending him. He set off a *** storm based on nothing.

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          He got information of him not starting...

        2. Jeremy Corbyn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          The guy makes money off drama he creates. It's embarrassing and unethical.

        3. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          You were saying..?

      2. JBG
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah I know, just saying people were panicking here.

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Just reacting quickly

    2. Eyes of Blue
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      That’s encouraging.

    3. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Loooool

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      I need to thank andy for his service. Made Gabriel a bit of a differential in my ML

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Someone said he was dropped..it would make sense with Timber being there ?

      1. Yank Revolution
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Not really. Gabriel was excellent last season. Now Zinchenko...

    6. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Annoying, I changed him

    7. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      What’s the ownership before and after?

    8. Sheffield Wednesday
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Travelled where?

      1. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Arsenal's London colney training ground???

    9. thegame983
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Saliba is the better pick anyway

      1. KingZamalek
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        This.

    10. I Must Break You
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      He travelled to… London? They’re playing at home

    11. The Mentaculus
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Woohoo

  13. keefy59
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Newcastle at home next week might be a bit tricky for City but
    After that Sheff Utd (a) Fulham (h) West Ham (a) Forest (h)Wolves (a)
    Crazy run of good fixtures
    How many will EH score ?

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      35, will break last season’s record by October.

    2. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      had him down for 50 first 6, still think about that

    3. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      City have scored 25 in their last 7 v Newcastle for what it's worth

    4. SINGH
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      2458383 goals

    5. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      14 goals in 6 games

  14. Dammit_182
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Best film to watch on Netflix tonight?

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Into the Spiderverse

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Watched it with the fam recently. Loved it

        1. InsertPunHere
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Sequel’s coming to Netflix at some point too, excellent, excellent film.

    2. Utopsis
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Extraction 2

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Nice recommendation. Enjoyed the first one!

    3. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Which ones have you seen, so far?

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        I watched a quiet place part 2 last week but not watched any other recent ones

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Prospect and Glasshouse were a couple of nice sci-fi films I saw recently. Bit different to the usual. This was on Amazon prime. Assume Netflix will have them. Don't keep up with latest releases. Just pick stuff out, when I have time to spare

          1. DARE TO BISCAN
            • 7 Years
            2 years, 7 months ago

            X, Men, I am not a serial killer, were some good, different horror films

    4. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      They Cloned Tyrone.

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Hadn’t considered this, will add to the watchlist

    5. Boxwoods
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      The Pale Blue Eye

    6. El Presidente
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Vikings

    7. Bobby Digital
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Heart of Stone came out today. Don't know if it's any good though.

    8. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Four Lions

      1. Boss Hogg
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Rewatched that the other week.
        Still brilliant!

      2. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Didn’t know that was on there! It’s a contender!

    9. thegame983
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Bone Tomahawk

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        It’s been on my ‘watchlist’ for a long time and never got to it. Not a bad shout

      2. g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Excellent film, ‘The deepest breath’ is an awesome watch.

        1. Dammit_182
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Looks good and I like that style of film but need something less….real tonight. Good shout though

          1. Boss Hogg
            • 16 Years
            2 years, 7 months ago

            If you want less real then you could always drift off into Ghibli world and watch Spirited Away.

    10. SINGH
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      2 girls 1 cup - proper horror

      1. Dammit_182
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers. Isn’t that the sequel to the guy with a jar?

    11. Mighty Banana
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      The Platform

    12. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      no idea what u like, but 14 hours in benghazi is a pretty decent war film like black hawk down.

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        13 hours in fact 😀

        1. Dammit_182
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Hadn’t heard of it, Michael bay directed it so will add it to the list, my grandad served in Benghazi (on a camel) WW2 so will definitely check it out

          1. have you seen cyan
            • 6 Years
            2 years, 7 months ago

            its probably under-rated tbh, its a good film if you like black hawk.

  15. KEANOJ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Man City are slow starters they said…

  16. GrumblyBlowfish
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    How many transfers for Stones to drop in price? Should I transfer him out tonight? 10,000 transfers already

    1. fantasyfog
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Lol

    2. GrumblyBlowfish
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Also 1000 transfers in…

      1. fantasyfog
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Lolol

  17. Gizzachance
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Pep having a go at Haaland at ht !

  18. El Presidente
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Wow so many Foden owners...

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      nervous 10 minutes incoming for them

  19. Snoop Udogie Dogg
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Stop saying Gabriel in there!

  20. _Freddo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Peps wound Haaland up now, second half hatrick coming

  21. They are eating the dogs
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Do not celebrate when Haaland scores because everyone owns him and there are probably many managers triple captaining him.

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      I mean it puts the differential captainers further in the dirt (sorry differential captainers).

    2. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      EO under 200% so you're being a bit silly sorry

    3. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Okay, fun police

  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Everyone got Haaland as ©??? Jolly good!!! 😆

    1. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Sure do Doos. Was mighty tempted by Saka and Rashford but I don’t think I could risk it gw1!

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Good man! 🙂

  23. The Night Trunker.
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    C'mon KDB! Do something!

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Do they know?

  24. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Who do you think will get the first red card of the season?

    I’ll go with Serge Aurier.

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Klopp

    2. Hairy Potter
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Richarlison

    3. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Mitrovic

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Arteta or Richarlison be my picks

  25. have you seen cyan
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Ah Foden, he was always high risk, at least he started I guess.

  26. -GK22-
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Firmino hatrick

    Anyone captain him?

  27. El Presidente
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Time to rotate that frontline Pep...

  28. SINGH
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Haaland scores. 1 nil City

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Think it’s more than 1-0…

    2. The Mentaculus
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      You need a better stream bud

  29. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Thinking about it... I'm not sure owning Foden has ever worked out well for me

    1. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      I thought till the last second of deadline. Despite knowing he is starting. But decided to for Maddison

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        Was between Foden or Maddison for me also...

        1. InsertPunHere
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Yup. Him starting was enough to swing it, so now Maddison will star in a 4-2 win over Brentford. I mean, it’s not a bad thing seen as I’m a Spurs fan, but still.

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Crikey, Bubz. You are experienced enough to dodge that ... 😉

    3. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Same

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 7 months ago

        In the same category as Jota

        1. fantasyfog
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 7 months ago

          Jota way more potent

    4. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 7 months ago

      Lol, idk why but ur comment makes me laugh. I honestly think its true, Foden seems good, but no one ever actually did good with Foden xD

  30. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 7 months ago

    Ederson could finally be gold if Peps told him to find Haaland with long balls?