1. Thanos
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    For all the hype, United still looking poo 🙁

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      All over for top 4 if he goes

      Holding at cb again

      1. Nightcrawler
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        White cb

      2. putana
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        dont think they can sell with Timber injury. Unless they sign someone

        1. Andy_Social
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          He's on a 5-year contract. The transfer fee will have to be huge, enabling Arsenal to buy whichever defender they like plus a better striker.

    2. mattyb09
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      No chance after the Timber injury

    3. CRAZY TRAIN
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      I’ll be downgrading to a 4.5 if he goes. Little value in the 5m defenders this season.

    4. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Haha, that's a new one.

  2. Eat my goal!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Martinez running the tight rope!

  3. jack88
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Such an overrated kid

  4. BeaversWithAttitude
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Hahaha! Get in!

  5. Thanos
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Time to take off Garnacho.

    Sancho should come on.

    1. Weak Become Heros
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Got to be. Move Rashy out left.

  6. Weak Become Heros
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Casemiro doesnt look fit, carrying a bit!!

  7. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    I hope the PL continue with Monday nights being reserved for the boring mid table matches

    1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      So they have scheduled this one just right

  8. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    What are you doing Bruno

    1. Thanos
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Entire United team still think it’s preseason!

  9. The Mentaculus
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Fantastic game so far 😀

  10. Totalfootball
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    How is Garnacho and Antony playing forst team man utd ?

    This is wolves fgs

  11. Maeki2
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Clown fiesta

  12. Kei19255
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Do man utd even train??

    1. Totalfootball
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      THIS

    2. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Rusty

      Half a yard off the pace across the pitch

      1. The Mentaculus
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        I was slightly unsure if I was reading too much into preseason but now I'm feeling kind of justified in having no Man Utd players

        1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          Smart.

        2. Totalfootball
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          Wow

        3. yalala
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          I took out Rash...for KDB

    3. Kei19255
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Just take the wingers out pls. Too painful to watch

  13. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    I think Arsenal will sign Laporte if Gabriel leaves

    1. RICICLE
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Why would Gabriel leave? Seems I am out of the loop about something that’s happened bud, what news has unraveled about Gabriel?

        1. RICICLE
          • 3 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          Ahhh cheers mate yeah just noticed, I can’t see him going Saudi, but an interesting read nonetheless.

    2. Milk, 1 Šuker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      What makes you think Gabriel is going to leave?

  14. Totalfootball
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Antony clown
    Garnacho clown

    Casemiro unfit

    Only Martinez Wanbisaka and bruno look decent

  15. EDUARDO DA SILVA
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Where is yellow for Mount?

    1. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Bladder, same as everyone else.

  16. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    United looking like a Van Gaal / Ole Gunnar hybrid outfit.

  17. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Can anyone tell me how deep Bruno is, without making it sound weird?

    1. FantasyTony
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Not very

    2. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Have you seen the Vicar of Dibley?

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Hard to say

    4. Eat my goal!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Well seemly utd don’t know how to pass out from the back so pretty deep

    5. SpaceCoyote97
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      He's sensitive enough to not penetrate the defences too much, but enough so his presence can be felt.

    6. sozopol
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      balls-deep

  18. RichardNixon
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Man Utd look like they're having their first kick around after their holidays. Unfit and disjointed.

  19. Alan The Llama
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Hope Doherty comes on second half. Watchlist-watch.

  20. g40steve
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Games going to be 2 hours long at this rate.

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Yeh, so many niggly fouls

  21. CRAZY TRAIN
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    This ref is wearing his red underpants for sure

  22. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    United look terrible. Wolves all over them

  23. Scalper
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Oh didn’t know Mount was playing…

  24. Thanos
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Wolves getting closer and closer

  25. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    So, what’s everyone’s favourite fruit?

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      longun here

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        *longan

        1. BeaversWithAttitude
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 4 months ago

          Never heard of a longan. Looks a bit like a lychee fruit.

    2. Thanos
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Mango

    3. Dat Guy Welbz
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      You can’t beat a good reliable Apple, but kiwis are great too.

    4. BeaversWithAttitude
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Mango.

    5. Shultan
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Mango

    6. yalala
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Durian

    7. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Peach.

    8. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      I like a good solid pair.

    9. Licky
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      I'm partial to a nice pear.

    10. tsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      What are the ones in a fruit n nut

      1. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        raisins?

  26. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    I hate my squad already

  27. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Sir Alex would never start both Antony and Garnacho

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Don’t think they would be anywhere near the squad let alone starting

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        Agree

    2. Dat Guy Welbz
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Sir Alex once started Rafael and Fabio on the wings against Arsenal in the FA Cup

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        And they were much better than these two

  28. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    Cunha looking good

    1. BobbyDoesNotLook
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Definitely. 5.5.

  29. Ivan Toney Soprano
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 4 months ago

    So much talk over the preseason about what it means to play for united and how up for it they are but as per usual it just looks like the opponent wants it more.

    1. Thanos
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 4 months ago

      Players already look tired after “so much talk” 😛

      1. Ivan Toney Soprano
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 4 months ago

        Shocking, hope ETH has a right go at them at half time