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  1. KanuLenoMeeMoCash
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Chelsea don't look good all round

    1. fantasist
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Could easily be all square

  2. Ze_Austin
    3 years, 1 month ago

    That last Chilwell cross. The ball's trajectory caught me off guard

    1. fantasist
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Must have been a gusto wind

      1. ‘Tis the Season
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Nice

      2. Nate(U)dog(ie)
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Fantasist is tearing up page 6

      3. Nate(U)dog(ie)
        3 years, 1 month ago

        P.S. is your name a play on "Fantasy Assist" or "Fanta Assist" I'm hoping the latter

        1. fantasist
          3 years, 1 month ago

          Lol neither but I like your thinking

  3. Dickie1898
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Chelsea look toothless here. Imagine actually setting up with this system at home to Luton.

  4. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Where do we see Chelsea finishing this season? Top half of the table?

    1. Piggs Boson
      3 years, 1 month ago

      No chance of top 4 imo, but I think they'll get Europe.

    2. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      3 years, 1 month ago

      On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful women

    3. fantasist
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Poch won't last if they're not in the mix for top 4

    4. F4L
      3 years, 1 month ago

      6-8th, nkunku coming back will really help them and chuk looked really useful so far

  5. F4L
    3 years, 1 month ago

    chelsea really went 1-0 up and then' decided to have a competition of who can do the most sidewards and backwards passes

    1. KingZamalek
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Disbelief.

    2. Fintroy
      3 years, 1 month ago

      I can't watch the likes of Chelsea or Man city anymore....death by a thousand passes - sadly the prem is now becoming as boring as the Spanish la lega....

  6. Sad Pablo Arsecobar
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Incoming sterling bandwagon.

  7. Free Hat
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Wouldnt be suprised if this ends 1-1 with chilwell and Jackson yc

  8. Opurist
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Were people expecting Jackson to score a hat-rick. Owned since GW1. Will own until Poch decides he's not a starter any longer.

    1. Woy_is_back
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Next game then. He will get dropped for sure

    2. g40steve
      3 years, 1 month ago

      3G 3P

    3. fantasist
      3 years, 1 month ago

      I thought he might score a goal or 2 but not confident enough to actually get him

  9. Konstaapeli
    3 years, 1 month ago

    I'm sorry Nic Jackson, you suck for real

    1. el polako
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Never wanted to make my owners cry...

      1. Botman and Robben
        3 years, 1 month ago

        ...and he will not apoligize.

        1. LOL LINGARD SCORED
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          3 years, 1 month ago

          … a trillion times

          1. toerag
            3 years, 1 month ago

            well done 😆

  10. EffPeeEll
    3 years, 1 month ago

    JacASS a mere placeholder for Jesus.
    Bring on the second coming

    1. g40steve
      3 years, 1 month ago

      How much is Jesus?

      1. EffPeeEll
        3 years, 1 month ago

        7.9

        1. g40steve
          3 years, 1 month ago

          .1 short

  11. g40steve
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Pochball YAWN

    1. Fintroy
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Premiership....Yawn....

  12. Woy_is_back
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Jackson is not good

  13. Magic Zico
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Next week, play Osula (EVE) or Jackson (NFO)? 😛

    1. Atimis
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Buy Wissa

      1. Atimis
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Or Alvarez

        1. Magic Zico
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          3 years, 1 month ago

          Awoniyi it is

    2. Nate(U)dog(ie)
      3 years, 1 month ago

      If Sheffield Utd didn't sign Archer I'd genuinely consider playing Osula, looked decent from what I saw from him. Everton not so much

  14. Hughes Your Daddy
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Only 1-0, shocking.

  15. keefy59
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Jackson so much reminds me of the expression
    "Couldn't trap a bag of cement "
    Which made me wonder who first said that & who they were talking about

    1. el polako
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Couldn't score in a barrel full of fannies.

  16. AC/DC AFC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Judging by the overwhelming number of commerce on him, i take it there's almost a house full of Jackson punters on here tonight?

    1. Zalk
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Well, if you're already regretting getting him in, at least you are not alone.

    2. KingZamalek
      3 years, 1 month ago

      He-He

    3. Sad Pablo Arsecobar
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Alvarez for me

    4. Wenger's Warriors
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Not the Thriller I was hoping for......

  17. Royal5
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Chilwell not doing much

  18. Nightf0x
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Gw4 early inital thoughts, which ?

    A) martineli rash -4 to foden mbeumo
    B) martineli pedro -4 to mbeumo alvarez
    C) rash pedro-4 to foden wissa
    D) martineli pedro -4 to doku wissa

    1. james 101
      3 years, 1 month ago

      A or c mate.

      Ultimately I think you want wissa mbuemo and foden

      So I’d just work out which benefits you fastest based on upcoming fixtures

      1. Nightf0x
        3 years, 1 month ago

        1 of mbeumo/wissa is enough for me

  19. Egg noodle
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Jackson vs Chelsea Torres. Who's worse?

  20. Eoin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Non-Jackson owner here. Think he will get a chance or two in the second half because Luton will tire, but that first half is why some of us were reluctant, I think. Genuinely think he can be a good player, but reckon he'll be more of a hold up man, bringing their other forwards into play.

    Still predict a return in this game, though.

    Also own Colwill and Chilwell so happy enough to take 1-0 to the bank now... Hilarious how left-leaning Chelsea have been. Can't see anything but a stroke of luck presenting Chilwell with an opportunity.

    Interesting thing for me has been to see Enzo so far forward, especially out of possession. Sort of filling in for Chucky, in some degree, hence the left leaning.

    All of this is a great cocktail for Sterling owners.

    1. Eoin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      3 years, 1 month ago

      *right-leaning!

    2. Bored Ape Jota Club
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Great to read a thoughtful post in here. Agree with your observations as well. Cheers.

    3. The Mandalorian
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Jackson can run with the ball he just needs space. Chelsea aren't playing to his strengths. Hes built like a runner and doesn't look strong enough to hold up the ball.

  21. Fish up a tree
    3 years, 1 month ago

    If Chelsea are relying on Jackson this season then I don’t see them making top 8

  22. Randaxus
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Fun creepy fact: The Luton Goalkeepers name is Kaminsky that is a variation of the name Kosminski which is a rare surname and it thought to be the surname of Jack the Ripper, therefore the Luton Goalkeeper may be related to Jack the Ripper.

    1. EffPeeEll
      3 years, 1 month ago

      tenuous at best

      1. Randaxus
        3 years, 1 month ago

        The primary suspect for Jack the Ripper is Aaron Kosminski, and the only detective who said that he knew who he was said he was a polish Jew named Kosminski, I just thought it was an interesting connection.

    2. james 101
      3 years, 1 month ago

      Nobody knows who the Ripper was

      Lots of theories but…

      (Doesn’t mean they are not related. But the same is true about you and I)

    3. Eastman
      3 years, 1 month ago

      I don’t have Jackson but he is being judged too quickly. Think he’s got a return in him second half.

  23. Scratch
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Bad Taste not really impressing in that half

  24. Ze_Austin
    3 years, 1 month ago

    I actually interpret the fact that their only goal in 45 minutes vs Luton had to be a brilliant solo run as a bad sign from Chelsea's point of view

    Kaminski has made one save, and it was a dangerous shot straight at his tummy

    Could change very drastically in the second half, of course

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      3 years, 1 month ago

      It's more because Chelsea are tragic than Luton doing well, I think

      1. Ze_Austin
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah. For context, Kaminski made 8 saves vs Brighton and conceded 4, so that's at least 12 on target over 90 minutes

        I didn't watch that match though

      2. Hughes Your Daddy
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah Chelsea are very average

  25. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    3 years, 1 month ago

    1-1 would be a lovely FT result

    1. james 101
      3 years, 1 month ago

      I want my 3 gusto baps!

  26. Piggs Boson
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Sanchez and the 3 CBs have been impressive at playing out from the back. Such a valuable skill.

  27. james 101
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Really hoping jackson doesn’t fluke in a last minute goal now

    (Apologies to his many owners!)

    1. Zalk
      3 years, 1 month ago

      No need to apologies, they don't really care about us non owners anyway.

      1. james 101
        3 years, 1 month ago

        True

        Just don’t want to come over as one of those who only appear on the site to boast!

        1. Zalk
          3 years, 1 month ago

          Don't worry, that was just another Jackson pun 😀

    2. Wenger's Warriors
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      3 years, 1 month ago

      we simply got done by a...Smooth Criminal

      1. james 101
        3 years, 1 month ago

        Prett sure he’s just Bad mate

        1. Wenger's Warriors
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          3 years, 1 month ago

          Chelsea used to have strikers....Do You Remember The Time?

  28. EffPeeEll
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Take the Chilli cleanlie to the bank and ask for it to be credited forthwith.

  29. Yome
    3 years, 1 month ago

    People really bought a striker who only scored 13 goals in 48 games for Villarreal in two seasons and failed to hit the net for Chelsea in two games.
    Even selling Watkins this gameweek for him! Wow pretty unbelievable.

  30. The Mandalorian
    3 years, 1 month ago

    Nicholas Jackson is trending online along with laughing emojis.