1. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Imagine capping Haaland against Dyche

    1. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Unstoppable force v immovable object

    2. PartyTime
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      You should have captained Højlund

  2. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Very stubborn Everton defence.

    Nunes has looked a pointless signing for City this season. Not impressive

    1. ☈☾
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      They should have signed Maddison instead

  3. HelmutCool
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Haaland aint getting any balls to him, and has no room. Blanc incoming...

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Laurent

    2. MikeS
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Kdb incoming more like

  4. Cojones of Destiny
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Everton clearly sees the opportunity here

  5. Ibralicious
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Having Doku in the side nullifies any threat Man City assets like Haaland Alvarez Foden could ever have. Just dominating ball possession and left/right dribbling with no end-result but a half-arsed shot at the defender's legs.

  6. Salalalalah
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Has Haaland even touched the ball yet?
    Jota(c) to rescue this gw

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Yes, was fouled and picked the ball up to give it to the free kick taker

  7. Tonyawesome69
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Expect KDB to get minimum 30 mins to cause some chaos with his direct passes

  8. Ruinenlust
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Knew I shouldn’t have captained Haaland

  9. JBG
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Wow finally Doku did something great on the wing.

    Also DCL will probably get a RC after getting more and more frustrated about having to do everything alone up top.

    1. Bonus magnet
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Or a blue card

  10. Andy_Social
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    A lot of you are posting as if you've never seen City before. This 99% possession, doing naff all is normal. It only takes a second ...

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Thank you.

    2. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      We don't have the patience

  11. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    The no hair and short beard derby

  12. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Why oh why are people writing off Haaland (C) already?

    1. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Because it's been 29 mins without any action

    2. Cojones of Destiny
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      this

    3. Tonyawesome69
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Happens with all captaincy with no returns within 5 mins of the game

    4. MikeS
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Wait till kdb comes on and starts splitting the immovable object with pin point precision balls to halaand

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Haaland header over

    Doku destroying the defence

    1. JBG
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Not sure how he managed to head it over.. that cross was pretty much right on his head.

  14. Hotdogs for Tea
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Lol ... gotta love FFS

  15. lilmessipran
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    I am just waiting for Bemba to post OMG Haaland.

    1. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Hahahaland

    2. Saint Channon
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I’d rather OMG Foden

      1. AC/DC AFC
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        He's clearly subscribed to all the official channels!

  16. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Game starting to open up. Doku causing problems

    1. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Doku who?

    2. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      For City?

  17. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Ok the goal is coming

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Which minute now?

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        44th

  18. Third Eye Vision
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Someone comparing Everton and City’s expenditure on the previous page, suggesting they are similar.

    Just had a look out of interest - Everton have bought two players over £40 million, neither of whom play for them any more. City have bought 25 players upwards of that amount.

    No denying that Everton’s recruitment used to be poor though.

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I think you mean me. I wasn't comparing the two; my point was Everton have mis-spent gazillions so deserve little sympathy. Save it for your Brightons and even Luton is what I was implying.

  19. KEN YA DIG IT
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Is the early kickoff curse a thing? Are there any underlying factors that cause highly owned players to blank in the early game?

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      In the olden days it would be called Friday night.

      But 12.30 pm wasn't a thing...

      X-Box generation?

      1. Bennerman
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Eh?

        1. AC/DC AFC
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Have you been drinking the hard liquor?

          1. Bennerman
            • 7 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Not this morning, no.

            I still don't get your post, though, having read it several times. Enlighten me

            1. AC/DC AFC
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              They weren't up late partying.

              Or drinking.

              But playing X-box games into the small hours.

              In the olden days footballers might have had a beer or two, but no early kick off.

              1. Bennerman
                • 7 Years
                2 years, 1 month ago

                Right, I see. On a 'Friday night', as you say.

                It did need a bit of explaining!

  20. Tonyawesome69
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Haaland no goals today and UCL will certainly put folks off Haaland TC25

  21. Gerd Mueller’s thighs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    I gave Barkley the armband, but just realized Luton has the early game tomorrow…..jinxed

  22. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Man City missing Kalvin Phillips to upick the Everton defence...

  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Got to play in Haaland there

  24. Pep Roulette
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    KDB needed in second half

  25. Cojones of Destiny
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    nunez i won’t get another start soon

  26. Ady87
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Haaland blanked against Ev last season.

    Inevitable Jota and Darwin 10 pointers inbound.

  27. _Greg
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Jota (c) for me this week. Can Everton hang on?

  28. Lord of Ings
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    City assets are equally difficult to predict this time as well
    When KDB plays he’s easily the second best option
    Foden’s potential is so dependent on walker, he’s really wide today
    Alvarez is getting minutes and has set pieces but he’s so deep, Nunes is making the runs in the box

  29. DaveZubie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Long way to go but I really dislike captaining players in the early Saturday game, it rarely pays off

    1. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      The most likely captain choice in the early kick off for the last 4 weeks has returned.

      Richarlison
      Saka
      Morris/Doughty
      Palmer

      1. Bennerman
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Exactly, myth.

        But myth-making is what this entire site and fraudulent empire is built upon.

        1. Merlin the Wraith
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Druidic mind-play on peoples' superstitions

  30. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Maybe Haaland isn’t needed for the dgw

    1. Mr. O'Connell
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Don't buy, don't sell imo.