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  1. RICICLE
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Worst miss ever

    1. RICICLE
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Nailing these top posts! Haha

      1. BeaversWithAttitude
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Lmao. Great half-time relief!

  2. tiger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    City winning the corner race 12 - 2

    1. HNI
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      10+ corner was available at 7/1 odds

      1. jammie26
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Rubbish. 10+ corners would never be 7/1

  3. SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWE
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Foden, KDB, Haaland has been very disappointing

    1. RICICLE
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Extremely, can’t wait to remove KDB

    2. Il Capitano
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Pep needs to stop giving them 12 hour shifts at the glue sniffing factory before prem games

    3. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Foden actually been good- let down by others

  4. Ibralicious
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Why are people surprised? Haaland is a flat-track bully and tap-in merchant.

    Even Rodri has a better goal-scoring record in important games...

    1. BobbyDoesNotLook
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      That wasn't a tap in? 😀

    2. nerd_is_the_werd
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      You are incorrect sir.
      He did not tap in that 4-yard chance.

    3. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Can you even call him a tap in merchant after missing THAT?

    4. Haalander
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      I take it you dont have him in your team then?

      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        United fan taking the only joy theyve had in a while

        1. Haalander
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 2 months ago

          You could be on to some thing there alright

        2. Yozzer
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 2 months ago

          Oh. It figures. Just embarrassing himself with such posts tbh

      2. Yozzer
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        He's just labelled Haaland a tap in merchant 😆 . I've seen a lot of rubbish spouted on this site but it's going to be hard to ever beat that

    5. Yozzer
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      This kind of shows you don't watch too many games ?

  5. Zladan
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    That’s a miss Darwin Nunez would be proud of.

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Oi that’s deadeye 99 min Darwinner you’re referring to

  6. THFC4LIFE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Can’t wait to sell Haaland this week

  7. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Why isn't he going with this head?!

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Would mess up his hair

      1. Paul Psychic Octopus
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        His barber has already done that

    2. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Why don’t you ask him?

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        uh, good one?

    3. JBG
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Doesn't want to ruin that horrible ponytail.

    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      He's a robot, not a giraffe.

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Eh, are you not watching the game? It wasn't too high.

  8. Hooky
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Alvarez on for Doku asap please

  9. tiger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Haaland has decided that league goals are not for him...only cup goals from now on

  10. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Pep Godzilla looked angry

  11. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    That's sorted. Playing Maddison over Haaland next week.

  12. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    It’s quite surprising tbh that 83% capped Haaland vs. only 14% Saka and 2% Watkins
    Saka gets more points for a goal, has scored 7 goals in last 6 appearances vs. Haaland’s 3 and plays the worst defence in the league that have conceded 15 goals in their last 4 home games
    Hindsight maybe but I would have thought captaincy would be more split this week

    1. Woy_is_back
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      5 goals against a Hull that leaks goals against everyone made the casuals go for Haaland

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Erling's 4 goals midweek made a lot of people switch over I'd imagine

      1. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Nevermind, 5 goals

        Either way the game isn't over and he could still haul

    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Check those stats on Haaland. Missing the FA Cup

    4. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      I went Saka, but I going to keep my cum in my ball bag until after the Arsenal match.

    5. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Who did you captain?

    6. Haalander
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      It’s not about the other players it’s about the fear of him at any time hitting a Hattie and his ownership dropping you down the ranks like a stone

    7. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      It's hindsight 100%, everyone has been expecting City to pump United all week, and they probably still will.

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        And yes Watkins got 2, but on reflection it was a tight game they were lucky to win 3-2.

  13. Woy_is_back
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Saka captainers made the right call

    1. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      No he's jinxed now too

    2. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      He hasn’t even played yet you nutter. And I’m a Saka captainer

      1. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Same, I will not celebrate yet

      2. Woy_is_back
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        It's Sheffield, probably ends 0-9

        1. Hooky
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 2 months ago

          *Sheffield United

          1. Woy_is_back
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 2 months ago

            Theres only one Sheffield in the Premier League though soooo

  14. Over Midwicket
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Haaland 1.49 xG at halftime

    1. JBG
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Why would one captain a player like that?

  15. Magic Zico
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Prediction of the final score? 1-1?

    1. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      2-2

    2. Ibralicious
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      2-0 united. Garnacho G Dalot A

      1. Ibralicious
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        City missing a clinical number 9 again. Could turn out costly

        1. Yozzer
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 2 months ago

          Looooooooool

    3. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      0-1

    4. Bluetiger1
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      2v1

    5. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      0-2

    6. TKC07
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      1-2 Akanji equaliser and Bobb winner incoming..

    7. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      4-1. Early goal 2nd half and United collapse

    8. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      2-0 united

    9. Lieutenant Frank Columbo
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      0-1

  16. Free Hat
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Just one of those days.
    KdB and especially Haaland not looking very sharp , even without the miss

  17. F4L
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    18 shots to 2 lol.

    1. boombaba
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      1 goal to 0

  18. Bluetiger1
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    On performance today - looks like Liverpool home win against City next week
    especially if some of their recent injuries & rest big name players come back!

    1. Bluetiger1
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      a. KDB

      b.Salah

  19. gooberman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    TC Haaland for 2 home fixtures - 1 goal only. Luton in the FA Cup - 5 goals. Back to the league and Haaland (C) and he can't hit a barn door from 1 yard out. Standard. Just demonstrates how much luck there is in this game.

  20. Randaxus
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    My Nan in a wheelchair could have scored that one.

    1. boombaba
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      She a giraffe like ?

      1. Randaxus
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Bounce off the wheelchair into the goal haha

  21. DannyDrinkVodka
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Areola Maddison White Udogie

    Good enough for a BB or save for later?

    1. Bluetiger1
      • 3 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Save for later possible DGW

  22. Free Hat
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Worst watch ever as a Haaland C, Foden and Walker owner!

    How none got a return is baffling.
    Walker playing pretty good though!

    1. boombaba
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      How many points you get for playing good ?

      1. Free Hat
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Ending with a positive note at least!

  23. dunas_dog
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Watkins captainers going to be the winners this week

    1. Woy_is_back
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Saka will get 15+ points though. You are celebrating too early

  24. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Alvarez will come on and score on my bench

  25. Firminooooo
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Just finish painting my floor. So happy to see Senesi getting a CS, brought him in for a hit so I could bench Doughty. Finally my luck is turning!

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Might need another coat on the floor.

    2. Scapegoat Salah
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      #FPLPartialCleanSheets

    3. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Another euphemism I've not heard before...

  26. PartyTime
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    2nd half Pep is a different Pep but could Utd actually get a result?

  27. Steve The Spud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Son (c) still just about hanging on for dear life

  28. have you seen cyan
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    I think it’s about time that we ManU supporters get behind ETH and back him. Things don’t change overnight, we need to
    trust the process and put faith in this exciting group of players

    1. PartyTime
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      You left Spurs the moment Kane left I see

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        Lmao no (busted)

    2. Ibralicious
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Spent some time with season ticket holders and some folks advising the Ratcliffe folks on the sports end of things. They definitely back ETH and the investment in young talent and a real footballing identity. We've needed both for many years now

  29. The Philosopher
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    A guy at the pub saying Doku hasn't been the same since coming back from Afcon.

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Wasn’t he this bad before afcon?

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Same with Alvarez

  30. PartyTime
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 2 months ago

    Best Left back in the world ~ Grimaldo
    Best right back in the world ~ Frimpong

    These 2 are smashing it

    1. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      They're not the best in the world they just scored the most goals

      1. PartyTime
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 2 months ago

        In my opinion they are the best wingbacks this season across all leagues.

        Who beats them?

    2. PartyTime
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Lwb*
      Rwb*

    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 2 months ago

      Dench