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  1. -GK22-
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I just want to beat last years 9677

    1. GoonerByron
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I just want to beat last year's #9

    2. MIGHTY JOE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Just give me 4-digit please

    3. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      My teams always a disaster waiting to happen so give me 999.

    4. BeaversWithAttitude
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I had 6799... and thought I was the first dude in there! Lol.

  2. Dynamic Duos
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Mrs brought me 2 Greggs steak bakes, launch day treat 🙂

    1. Merlin the Wraith
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Mmmm! Nice. Warmed? Can 3...

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Warm man yeah 🙂

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Mega jealous

    3. _Make
      • 8 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Now that's a dynamic duo!

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Haha 😉

  3. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    *auto pick

    1. MR Penquin
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      obviously

  4. Dat Guy Welbz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Gillette! The best a man can get!

  5. lilmessipran
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Do they usually launch at the end or half past an hour? Like 12/ 12:30/1 etc. or just randomly any time?

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Random

    2. I Member
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Random.

    3. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Well, there goes my life out of the window.

  6. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Ireland 4 euros 2028

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Agreed but this isn’t the time mate

    2. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Think that will be cracking as long as the summers better than this one haha

      1. Pipermaru
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        It won't be hard to better this year...

        1. Red Red Robins
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Awful mate, suns gone already today haha

  7. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Sadly

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Have to agree with you there

  8. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I hope the new chip is to make the FPL severs go 50% faster

    1. skooldaze
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      You should have been there 20 years ago mate. The updates would take a few days!

      1. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        I've only been playing 5 years

      2. bitm2007
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Thankfully we are not relying on the Royal Mail to deliver our transfers these days otherwise they would all arrive bundled together weeks late.

    2. aapoman
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Yeah I heard their plumbing hasn't been great recently

    3. MR Penquin
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I just want them not to Crash

  9. Merlin the Wraith
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Lovely pre-launch banter on here this morn. Such a contrast to the inevitable descent into crass bitchiness to come

    1. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Should award a medal - that is your photo - for the 1st one haha

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Lol... you take the prize.. 🙂

        1. Red Red Robins
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Give me my medal!!! 🙂

    2. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Haaland captain fail

    3. Conners
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      It's normally quite civilised on here during the week.

      During matchdays the weirdos / lurkers / WUMs etc change the atmosphere somewhat...

    4. DandyDon
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      i might stick around then! Can't remember being aware of launch day on previous years i just happened to click on the new rules email. Mystery chip, whats that marlarky about!?

  10. _Make
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I'm not sure it should be a comma after 'updated'. A full stop or maybe even a semi-colon would be more appropriate.

    This page is going to be seen by tens of thousands of nerds today. May as well get it right.

    1. FrankieTheGent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Plus a full stop after later and can't we get later on the same line.

      It looks like an A4 sheet of paper stucj to something temporarily out of order.

    2. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      They reassigned the Grammar Team to Mystery Chip Design.

    3. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I would have liked a touch of italic myself - add a bit of zazz

  11. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned this yet "EZE 7M AND MATETA 7.5!!!!!

    1. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      1st thing ill do is find a 4.5mid

      1. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Palmer at 10.5 is a steal

        1. Merlin the Wraith
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Yup! Cold steal.

          1. Take Your Points
            • 1 Year
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Nice pun

    2. MR Penquin
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Gordon is too cheap.

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Really think so? Can outscore the likes of Bruno and Odergaard?

        1. Zimo
          • 7 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Probably will yes

      2. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Disagree

        1. Take Your Points
          • 1 Year
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Well I disagree at knightslayer not u

  12. Dynamic Duos
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Name ideas, which you like , if any?

    A) Despicable Mee
    B) Kudus Woulda Shoulda
    C) Ninja Skrtels

    1. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      A

    2. LarryDuff
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      D) something original

    3. SM001
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Child MoLeicester City ?

      1. LarryDuff
        • 10 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Lol think that'd switch to CHANGE NAME quickly

  13. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    F5 key has broken

  14. Dat Guy Welbz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    FPL Towers must be experiencing a power outage

  15. Nuka Girl
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I like A)
    Don't recall seeing that one before.

    1. Nuka Girl
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      In reply to A) Despicable me.

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Ugarte to be joking ? 🙂

        1. Red Red Robins
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Like that one

  16. Dat Guy Welbz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    When will I press the button?

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      When she tells you too!

  17. They are eating the dogs
    • 3 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Game Updating
    Fantasy Premier League is currently being updated, please try again later.

    1. aapoman
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Has been like that for 2 hours already

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Where you been the last hour and a half

    3. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      really?!

  18. el polako
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Season over.

    1. Merlin the Wraith
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      1st prize goes to...

      1. Red Red Robins
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Just posted the medal

        1. Merlin the Wraith
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          🙂

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Super saints alt account?

  19. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Has it updated for any1 yet

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      It'll be the same for everyone, and this site will go silent for a minute.

    2. Emiliano Sala
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      😐

    3. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      No 12.53pm has passed as well so it's taking longer than last year.

    4. Wirtz the Matter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      NO

    5. Mirror Man
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Depends what you mean by "it"

  20. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    While the game loads, let's have some FPL names

    Here's mine: Ctrl Alt De Ligt.

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Mine is always our local hoodlums, "The Glue-Sniffing Gangster Monkeys" but I have to abbreviate it to 'Gangster Monkeys'.

    2. FrankieTheGent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      CHANGE NAME is a popular one

    3. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      "Gg, Eze game "

      1. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Might nick this

    4. Merlin the Wraith
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Post Apocalyptic Roadkill... Always wondered how that would sound being announced by John Peel on his radio prog.

    5. Pipermaru
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I'm going with FUBAR for years now, except short spell when it was deemed to be offensive, god know why.

    6. LarryDuff
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      The Gaza Strippers

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Er... prob not?

    7. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Stan Welback

    8. Bucky Barnes
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Haaland of Opportunity

    9. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Game Updating

    10. They are eating the dogs
      • 3 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Southgate's at the wheel

  21. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    what was team creating steps? auto pick, name and ?

    1. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Idk what I mean

      1. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        *u

    2. aapoman
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      preferences

    3. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Don't forget to accept terms and conditions.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        I forgot that last year. Poised to hit it like now, then wasted 30 seconds and blew it.

      2. Emiliano Sala
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        thanks

    4. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Not sure of order but have team name ready to paste

      1. Emiliano Sala
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        fist at keyboard will solve it

  22. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    How do you get a job at FPL towers?

    1. el polako
      • 8 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      You need to join Illuminati first.

    2. Emiliano Sala
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      delay, you will get it

    3. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      1. Notice the job ad post from 2 days ago
      2. apply

    4. Conners
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Look top-left

  23. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    fpl is a marathon not sprint, even at registering teams

    1. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      This is like the start of the Grand National when the horses refuse to line up right

      1. KunDogan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        😀

  24. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Anybody going to the British Open?

    1. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Nah but my pal from school is playing

      1. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        What's his name

        1. Dat Guy Welbz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Tiger Woods

          1. Take Your Points
            • 1 Year
            1 year, 4 months ago

            I don't think he's playing cause he was in a car crash

            1. Dat Guy Welbz
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 5 Years
              1 year, 4 months ago

              He is

        2. TheBiffas
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Matthew Dodd-Berry

          1. Take Your Points
            • 1 Year
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Just looked him up

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Been 18 times including 3 at Troon but not this time.

      1. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        We are going on day 4

        1. bitm2007
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Did you apply for more days? We travel up from Cornwall so use to go for 5 days including Wednesday practice put haven't gone since they made it all ticket in 2019.

  25. rabnes22
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Where do I find my FPL ID

    1. Emiliano Sala
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      let it open

    2. Zalk
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Find your starting block, the ID's are at the finish line.

  26. Pino
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    While we are waiting 🙂

    Just saw this funny short video about Cucurella. Halland hattrick incoming?

    1. MIGHTY JOE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      For sure!

  27. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Ortega apparently is 5.5m

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      where u get that?

      1. aapoman
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        CIty posted on their own X page

        1. Andy_Social
          • 13 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          makes sense.

  28. aapoman
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Ortega 5.5m

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Joke price

      1. Qaiss
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Ederson seems open to leaving

        If he does and Ortega is any less than that price, he’ll be owned by everyone

        1. have you seen cyan
          • 6 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Well no one will own him regardless now.
          Should be 5. City get barely any saves as it is and still manage to concede in most games.

          1. x.jim.x
            • 11 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            How many backup keepers have a sizeable ownership anyway

    2. Merlin the Wraith
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Must be on pens.

    3. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Way too high

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        It's not. You'd only consider him if Ederson was out in which case it's a fair price.

    4. Nuka Girl
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I don't mind that for second goalkeepers, or non playing defenders. If they ever became starters everyone would own. Good to avoid that.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Oh, Ederson is same price. Towers must have expected him to sod off to Saudi.

  29. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Doku 6.5m
    City defenders 5.5m

    1. Red Red Robins
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Doku at 6.5 seems low

      1. x.jim.x
        • 11 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Not if you've seen him play

        1. Red Red Robins
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Tempted at 6.5 tbh, only have Foden in an excel draft so far

          1. Red Red Robins
            • 5 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Only City player i mean

          2. x.jim.x
            • 11 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            He won't play Bournemouth every week

      2. Take Your Points
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        It would be but he's not a regular starter

        1. Red Red Robins
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          True

    2. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      6.5 too high as well, he barely starts