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  1. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    oh it's really silly

    1. Emiliano Sala
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      seriously, why I am refreshing? why so much hyped? for nothing?

    2. Pino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I was planing to go to gym 1 hour ago. Still sitting at home and refreshing. 🙁

      1. Bobby Digital
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        I'm refreshing at the gym lol

        1. Pino
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          You are smarter than me!

        2. Emiliano Sala
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          battery not dead yet? powerful phone

      2. Emiliano Sala
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        I'm fasting for 6-7 hours

      3. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        You'll have a muscular finger!

  2. Merlin the Wraith
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    The joke goals City let in last season & rotation makes that laughable!

  3. Zero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Team name. How's this?

    Pau! Wright Inter Faes!

  4. Kitman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Nicolas Jackson and Darwin for this season?

    Not sure I want to go for a second dose of either of these but they were clicking for their teams at the end of the season

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Both have new managers - might get more out of them or drop them.

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      As a Liverpool fan I wouldn't say Darwin 'clicked' at any point, he showed promise throughout the season but never any consistency

    3. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Darwin scored 2 league goals from March onwards

      1. Red Red Robins
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        I had him from March onwards 🙁

        1. TheBiffas
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Yeah I persisted with Darwin over Isak for too long and it killed my rank

          1. Red Red Robins
            • 5 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Same, waiting for that haul haha

            1. have you seen cyan
              • 6 Years
              1 year, 4 months ago

              Remember how utterly useless pool were in that double?

              1. Red Red Robins
                • 5 Years
                1 year, 4 months ago

                I got burnt alot by them not just the double haha
                Trent mostly, too stubborn and waiting for the hauls

      2. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        If slot uses Gakpo like the Dutch did, he'll be golden and we can forget about Nunez

        1. Nuka Girl
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          What do you of Jota's chances of starting?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            All remains to be seen with the new gaffer

    4. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      My forward line Haaland, Watkins and Armstrong/Isak depends on budget

  5. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    People missing breakfast and lunch for a FPL id.

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Dead right 🙂

    2. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Work meetings*

    3. Conners
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Had lunch. Now sat in the park listening to music and pressing F5 occasionally.

    4. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Mehh fpl towers messing up my siesta time

  6. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    it's taking for ever
    come back tomorrow

  7. -GK22-
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Anyone tapping F5 with anything other than a finger?

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Yeah my ****

      1. el polako
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Soft reboot?

      2. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        What no s3x in a year does to a man

        1. Emiliano Sala
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          loooooooooooooooool

        2. Dat Guy Welbz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          I’ll have had it again by time the game updates

      3. Mirror Man
        • 1 Year
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Stick or twist?

      4. Zimo
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Why censor nose

    2. el polako
      • 8 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      My girlfriends head, got fed up with her tacking to me about “life stuff” and questioning what I’m doing as I was frantically refreshing my phone.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Dammit, my wife's home, the cook's brought dinner and I'm blocking life waiting for this s41t 🙁

        1. Men in green tights
          • 7 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Lucky you , just starting to cook dinner myself:(

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            bit early in the season to be a football widow though

  8. Saka White Rice
    • 11 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Everyone here is inpatient. Please someone post the "template" team...there always is one

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Waaaiiittt for it!

    2. tambourineman
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Fantasy
      Premier League is currently
      being updated please try
      again later

      1. _Make
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Outstanding

    3. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Ok
      Raya Pickford
      Taa Davis James Maatsen Ait nori
      Palmer Saka ? ? ?
      Haaland Watkins Armstrong

      1. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Wowza, way too much on keepers there surely

        1. Take Your Points
          • 1 Year
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Well I need Raya cause the arsenal defence is too expensive

          1. Take Your Points
            • 1 Year
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Aybe could scrap pickford

      2. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        GK Henderson, 4.0
        DEF Gvard 6.0, Branth, Konsa, CHE, 1 other (Burn/Hall?) 4.5
        MID Salah 12.5, Palmer 10.5, Foden 9.5, Nkunku 6.5, CHO 5.5
        FWD Isak 8.5 Gakpo 7.5 Muniz 6.0
        Havertz 8.0 Jped 5.5

        1. Andy_Social
          • 13 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          that last bit is an alternative

        2. Dynamic Duos
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Watkins?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Taken him out to spend more on midfield.

        3. Zimo
          • 7 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Isn't Gakpo competing with 3 other people for 2 spots?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Under Klopp, yeah. New broom - let's see.

  9. Dat Guy Welbz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Has fpl ever taken this long to update in recent history?

    1. Merlin the Wraith
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      1. Hows your finger?
      2. How many times have you emptied the bottle?

      1. Dat Guy Welbz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        1. Fine, I’ve been rotating more than Pep around a busy Xmas schedule
        2. 0

        1. Merlin the Wraith
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Top man! stick with it fella!

    2. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      It’s not actually updating, it’s just a screen saying that. Towers are having a giggle and will flip the switch in an hour or so. We need to bring forth the trebuchets and lay seige!

  10. Dat Guy Welbz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    UPDATE: Postponed my dinner until 3pm

    1. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      What R u having

      1. Dat Guy Welbz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Steak mince & rice

        1. Take Your Points
          • 1 Year
          1 year, 4 months ago

          1. Take Your Points
            • 1 Year
            1 year, 4 months ago

            Nice

        2. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          Nursing home?

        3. Take Your Points
          • 1 Year
          1 year, 4 months ago

          My salmon is interrupting the updating

  11. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    they had planned to make us tired then launch
    stay strong guys

  12. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I think we should set a stop loss time

    1. Take Your Points
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Ok what will it be

  13. Merlin the Wraith
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Review of update gone to VAR.....

  14. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    damn I should have taken the other guys tips on empty bottle serious

  15. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    FPL launch now enters extra time.

    1. Pino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      They are using VAR to decide if its ready or not

      1. Men in green tights
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Still got to go to pitch side monitor

  16. Take Your Points
    • 1 Year
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I think we all meet at 2pm at FPL towers and steal their computers and update it ourselves

  17. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    2:30 hours. we are joke

    1. Rohirrims
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      It's not manual, however long the system takes to reboot.

    2. Emiliano Sala
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I think it opens to next 15 minutes

    3. Nuka Girl
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Swapping all those floppy disks with the data on.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Is Joe Biden operating the system today?

        1. KanuLenoMeeMoCash
          • 5 Years
          1 year, 4 months ago

          covfefe

  18. Hairy Potter
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Is it 4am yet? Asking for a friend.

    1. Zimo
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      4am Forever!

      1. grooveymatt65
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        think fantasy will have lost prophets if it takes much longer....

  19. Konstaapeli
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    What's worse? Rhetorical questions or people answering their own questions?

    1. Konstaapeli
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I don’t know.

      1. Red Red Robins
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Amazing haha

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Rhetorical eh? 8!

  20. Wirtz the Matter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I shall not bother ever again tuning in to price reveals etc as this
    has been nothing short of turgid

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Take a week off work next time

  21. _Make
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    My fault lads, they're still trying to process all the digits from my 23-24 finish.

    I understand they have brought in a bank of quantum computers to crunch the numbers and it shouldn't take more than a week.

  22. Merlin the Wraith
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Hmmmm... Has anyone at fpl towers muttered 'we have a problem.'

  23. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    My retinas!

  24. Conners
    • 6 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    So...who else has copied there login details ready for registration?

    Own up

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Am already logged in

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      what details?

  25. thug
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Just had chili crab, drunken prawns and hong hong noodles and a beer.

    Licked the sauce off my fingers and ready to go 🙂

  26. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    20 more minutes and I'm done. I promise

    1. thug
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      they have an odd definition of imminent

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Yeah, our dinner's going cold and I can't abuse the missus much longer. 5 minutes tops.

  27. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Gets to 3 free transfers.
    Haaland blanks in a easy fixture.
    Have sellers remorse, transfer Haaland back in.
    Pep withdraws Haaland at halftime in midweek Champions league game. Everyone goes into panic mode assuming Haaland is injured. Pep says nothing in Friday pressers. After a agonising Friday going back and forth, noe

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      now uses 3rd transfer to sell Haaland again. Repeat at least once more during the season!

  28. Geriatric Unathletic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    Mobile sya sign in ... but not going any further P.C. still says updating...something is going on!

    1. Geriatric Unathletic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Now mobile says updating again 🙁

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      yeh, it's been going on for 3 hours

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Sounds promising for gw updates post deadline.

  29. Goat
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    I wonder how many times Andy from let’s talk FPL has refreshed now. Trying to get the number 1 I.D.

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I bet he has an itk source telling him the time of release

    2. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Watching him jerk his hand about over his computer, fumbling for F5 while licking his lips, is an image I’ve just put into everybody’s mind. Huzzah!

      1. Nuka Girl
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Thanks for that, not!

    3. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Yeah I bet his got his refresh button modded with rapidfire

  30. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 4 months ago

    It's almost here. I can feel it. Everyone can feel it.

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      I'm feeling numb. I'm out 🙁

      1. Grounderz
        • 14 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Take a rest, ma dude. One less person hitting that refresh is one digit lower I get to draw.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 4 months ago

      Latest Update. Phone has gone from 100% to 48% battery with all the refreshing of FPL page.

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 6 Years
        1 year, 4 months ago

        Another four hours still to wait by the look of it