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  1. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    oh it's really silly

    1. Emiliano Sala
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      seriously, why I am refreshing? why so much hyped? for nothing?

    2. Pino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I was planing to go to gym 1 hour ago. Still sitting at home and refreshing. 🙁

      1. Bobby Digital
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        I'm refreshing at the gym lol

        1. Pino
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          You are smarter than me!

        2. Emiliano Sala
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          battery not dead yet? powerful phone

      2. Emiliano Sala
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        I'm fasting for 6-7 hours

      3. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        You'll have a muscular finger!

  2. Merlin the Wraith
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    The joke goals City let in last season & rotation makes that laughable!

  3. Zero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Team name. How's this?

    Pau! Wright Inter Faes!

  4. Kitman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Nicolas Jackson and Darwin for this season?

    Not sure I want to go for a second dose of either of these but they were clicking for their teams at the end of the season

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Both have new managers - might get more out of them or drop them.

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      As a Liverpool fan I wouldn't say Darwin 'clicked' at any point, he showed promise throughout the season but never any consistency

    3. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Darwin scored 2 league goals from March onwards

      1. Red Red Robins
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        I had him from March onwards 🙁

        1. TheBiffas
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Yeah I persisted with Darwin over Isak for too long and it killed my rank

          1. Red Red Robins
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Same, waiting for that haul haha

            1. have you seen cyan
              • 6 Years
              2 years, 10 days ago

              Remember how utterly useless pool were in that double?

              1. Red Red Robins
                • 5 Years
                2 years, 10 days ago

                I got burnt alot by them not just the double haha
                Trent mostly, too stubborn and waiting for the hauls

      2. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        If slot uses Gakpo like the Dutch did, he'll be golden and we can forget about Nunez

        1. Nuka Girl
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          What do you of Jota's chances of starting?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            All remains to be seen with the new gaffer

    4. Take Your Points
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      My forward line Haaland, Watkins and Armstrong/Isak depends on budget

  5. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    People missing breakfast and lunch for a FPL id.

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Dead right 🙂

    2. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Work meetings*

    3. Conners
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Had lunch. Now sat in the park listening to music and pressing F5 occasionally.

    4. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Mehh fpl towers messing up my siesta time

  6. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    it's taking for ever
    come back tomorrow

  7. -GK22-
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Anyone tapping F5 with anything other than a finger?

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Yeah my ****

      1. el polako
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Soft reboot?

      2. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        What no s3x in a year does to a man

        1. Emiliano Sala
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          loooooooooooooooool

        2. Dat Guy Welbz
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          I’ll have had it again by time the game updates

      3. Mirror Man
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Stick or twist?

      4. Zimo
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Why censor nose

    2. el polako
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      My girlfriends head, got fed up with her tacking to me about “life stuff” and questioning what I’m doing as I was frantically refreshing my phone.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Dammit, my wife's home, the cook's brought dinner and I'm blocking life waiting for this s41t 🙁

        1. Men in green tights
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Lucky you , just starting to cook dinner myself:(

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            bit early in the season to be a football widow though

  8. Saka White Rice
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Everyone here is inpatient. Please someone post the "template" team...there always is one

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Waaaiiittt for it!

    2. tambourineman
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Fantasy
      Premier League is currently
      being updated please try
      again later

      1. _Make
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Outstanding

    3. Take Your Points
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Ok
      Raya Pickford
      Taa Davis James Maatsen Ait nori
      Palmer Saka ? ? ?
      Haaland Watkins Armstrong

      1. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Wowza, way too much on keepers there surely

        1. Take Your Points
          • 2 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Well I need Raya cause the arsenal defence is too expensive

          1. Take Your Points
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Aybe could scrap pickford

      2. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        GK Henderson, 4.0
        DEF Gvard 6.0, Branth, Konsa, CHE, 1 other (Burn/Hall?) 4.5
        MID Salah 12.5, Palmer 10.5, Foden 9.5, Nkunku 6.5, CHO 5.5
        FWD Isak 8.5 Gakpo 7.5 Muniz 6.0
        Havertz 8.0 Jped 5.5

        1. Andy_Social
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          that last bit is an alternative

        2. Dynamic Duos
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Watkins?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Taken him out to spend more on midfield.

        3. Zimo
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Isn't Gakpo competing with 3 other people for 2 spots?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Under Klopp, yeah. New broom - let's see.

  9. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Has fpl ever taken this long to update in recent history?

    1. Merlin the Wraith
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      1. Hows your finger?
      2. How many times have you emptied the bottle?

      1. Dat Guy Welbz
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        1. Fine, I’ve been rotating more than Pep around a busy Xmas schedule
        2. 0

        1. Merlin the Wraith
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Top man! stick with it fella!

    2. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      It’s not actually updating, it’s just a screen saying that. Towers are having a giggle and will flip the switch in an hour or so. We need to bring forth the trebuchets and lay seige!

  10. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    UPDATE: Postponed my dinner until 3pm

    1. Take Your Points
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      What R u having

      1. Dat Guy Welbz
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Steak mince & rice

        1. Take Your Points
          • 2 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          1. Take Your Points
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Nice

        2. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Nursing home?

        3. Take Your Points
          • 2 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          My salmon is interrupting the updating

  11. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    they had planned to make us tired then launch
    stay strong guys

  12. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I think we should set a stop loss time

    1. Take Your Points
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Ok what will it be

  13. Merlin the Wraith
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Review of update gone to VAR.....

  14. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    damn I should have taken the other guys tips on empty bottle serious

  15. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    FPL launch now enters extra time.

    1. Pino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      They are using VAR to decide if its ready or not

      1. Men in green tights
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Still got to go to pitch side monitor

  16. Take Your Points
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I think we all meet at 2pm at FPL towers and steal their computers and update it ourselves

  17. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    2:30 hours. we are joke

    1. Rohirrims
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      It's not manual, however long the system takes to reboot.

    2. Emiliano Sala
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I think it opens to next 15 minutes

    3. Nuka Girl
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Swapping all those floppy disks with the data on.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Is Joe Biden operating the system today?

        1. KanuLenoMeeMoCash
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          covfefe

  18. Hairy Potter
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Is it 4am yet? Asking for a friend.

    1. Zimo
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      4am Forever!

      1. grooveymatt65
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        think fantasy will have lost prophets if it takes much longer....

  19. Konstaapeli
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    What's worse? Rhetorical questions or people answering their own questions?

    1. Konstaapeli
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I don’t know.

      1. Red Red Robins
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Amazing haha

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Rhetorical eh? 8!

  20. Wirtz the Matter
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I shall not bother ever again tuning in to price reveals etc as this
    has been nothing short of turgid

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Take a week off work next time

  21. _Make
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    My fault lads, they're still trying to process all the digits from my 23-24 finish.

    I understand they have brought in a bank of quantum computers to crunch the numbers and it shouldn't take more than a week.

  22. Merlin the Wraith
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Hmmmm... Has anyone at fpl towers muttered 'we have a problem.'

  23. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    My retinas!

  24. Conners
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    So...who else has copied there login details ready for registration?

    Own up

    1. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Am already logged in

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      what details?

  25. thug
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Just had chili crab, drunken prawns and hong hong noodles and a beer.

    Licked the sauce off my fingers and ready to go 🙂

  26. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    20 more minutes and I'm done. I promise

    1. thug
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      they have an odd definition of imminent

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Yeah, our dinner's going cold and I can't abuse the missus much longer. 5 minutes tops.

  27. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Gets to 3 free transfers.
    Haaland blanks in a easy fixture.
    Have sellers remorse, transfer Haaland back in.
    Pep withdraws Haaland at halftime in midweek Champions league game. Everyone goes into panic mode assuming Haaland is injured. Pep says nothing in Friday pressers. After a agonising Friday going back and forth, noe

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      now uses 3rd transfer to sell Haaland again. Repeat at least once more during the season!

  28. Geriatric Unathletic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Mobile sya sign in ... but not going any further P.C. still says updating...something is going on!

    1. Geriatric Unathletic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Now mobile says updating again 🙁

    2. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      yeh, it's been going on for 3 hours

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Sounds promising for gw updates post deadline.

  29. Goat
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I wonder how many times Andy from let’s talk FPL has refreshed now. Trying to get the number 1 I.D.

    1. Dat Guy Welbz
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I bet he has an itk source telling him the time of release

    2. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Watching him jerk his hand about over his computer, fumbling for F5 while licking his lips, is an image I’ve just put into everybody’s mind. Huzzah!

      1. Nuka Girl
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Thanks for that, not!

    3. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Yeah I bet his got his refresh button modded with rapidfire

  30. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    It's almost here. I can feel it. Everyone can feel it.

    1. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I'm feeling numb. I'm out 🙁

      1. Grounderz
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Take a rest, ma dude. One less person hitting that refresh is one digit lower I get to draw.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Latest Update. Phone has gone from 100% to 48% battery with all the refreshing of FPL page.

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Another four hours still to wait by the look of it