1. Random Name
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Haaland could legitimately end some seasons today before they even started. Madness not to have him in your team

    1. Bushwhacker
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Hardly.

    2. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      I think that’s a massive over exaggeration. Even if he did a 20 pointer, that’s catchable and he essentially has to outscore Salah from last week by at least a goal to justify his price.

    3. Nightcrawler
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      i have Haaland(C) but thtas a bit much

      most Haaland non owners already have a good head start from last GW. only way Haaland does significant damage is a huge haul followed by a Salah blank

      both hauling wouldn't make that much of a difference.. maybe a 10-20 point advantage for those who own both and thats not counting how much the upgrades from not having one of them get you

    4. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      assuming Haaland hat trick, ie 17 x 2 = 34 points vs
      2nd most popular cap Salah score 1 goal, ie 7 x 2 = 14 points

      20 points is definetely not season ending, plus Salah owner already bag 28 points in GW1

    5. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Haaland TC and couldn’t agree more. I’ve always loved your common-sense posts!

    6. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Haaland (TC) and Laca forward line for me this week! 😎

  2. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Not owning Haaland is exhilarating. It's like jumping in a den to get chased by a tiger for 90 mins. Sure you might get bitten but the adrenaline rush is real.

    1. Unliklinho
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Like driving down the wrong side of the road at night with your headlights off some might say...

      1. boc610
        • 14 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        or just driving in Italy

        1. Ze_Austin
          • 7 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Try Lagos

          1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 6 months ago

            Try tuk tuk in Delhi

            1. Ze_Austin
              • 7 Years
              1 year, 6 months ago

              The only competition to ours, yes

    2. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      *eaten

  3. Nightcrawler
    • 6 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Haaland(c) Lewis Doku

    target is 40 points otherwise its a let down

    1. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      40 all out? Seems like a low target :-p

    2. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Prepare yourself to be let down...

    3. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Lewis cs already gone

  4. Saka White Rice
    • 11 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    I was convinced Joao Pedro wasa bad pick...and Welbeck? Surely not weve been there before...

    1. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Ask yourself who you were convinced by and stop listening to them.

    2. Nightcrawler
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      wouldnt touch either of those two. not clinical enough and use up a valuable striker spot

    3. Randaxus
      • 5 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Joao Pedro would only be a bad pick because he is not nailed, he is a good player, I think if he is nailed he a good pick we do not know that.

      1. panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Exactly excellent pick if he's nailed at 5.5m.

    4. Chalobah's Witness
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Why would they be bad picks?
      Brighton are one of the 6 strongest sides in the Prem.

      1. Randaxus
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        The reason would be rotation risk because they have so many players, we still do not know.

        1. panda07
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          New manager though who doesn't seem to rotate as much as RDZ, early days though of course!

  5. WVA
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Didn’t even consider Solanke to Pedro, those next few fixtures, damn!

    1. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      I wouldn’t have said that was an obvious shout in this fixture. I benched him for instance.

      1. WVA
        • 9 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        United are awful, IPS NFO to come too

        1. It’s gonna Ben Mee
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Arsenal next though

          1. WVA
            • 9 Years
            1 year, 6 months ago

            One hard game for three easy goals

        2. Tomerick
          • 11 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          I mean I agree he’s a good pick that’s why I have him but I still don’t think it was obvious this week.

  6. Hughes Your Daddy
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Lets go Eze, Mateta!!

  7. Kaneyonero
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Looks I'll have Winks to come on for Foden. C'mon Winks grab a goal my son!

    1. boc610
      • 14 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      he got 2 last season in 45 championship games but you never know

      1. Ze_Austin
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Time for his career-high hat trick

  8. JBG
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Anything but 3 goals from Haaland after 15min is a fail imo.

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      So you don’t want any goals in the first 15 minutes?

      1. JBG
        • 7 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        I knew someone would pick up on my poor wording, but it was too late after I pressed "post" haha.

        1. WVA
          • 9 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Haha very uncomfortable sentence to read

    2. WVA
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Haaland fail

  9. Haa-lala-land
    • 5 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Silvinho this is your time to shine!!

  10. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Hors d'oeuvres

  11. Hughes Your Daddy
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Damn, only Man City v Ipswich or Spurs v Everton live on the TV this week. Will have to be Palace v West Ham on the radio instead 🙁

  12. Baps Hunter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Triple Fulham + C Haaland!!!

    Annoying that I can't easily watch both same time.

    1. ZeBestee
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      2 devices?

      1. Baps Hunter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Yes...

  13. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Will Delap touch the ball?

  14. Ze_Austin
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    I padded my Haaland sofa with Foden, only to have Foden lie on it to recover from his illness

    Gvardiol, my man... Up to just you, then!

    1. Supersonic_
      • 4 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Haha

    2. Ze_Austin
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Gone already

    3. Sgt. Schultz
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Ze can't catch a break

  15. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Vardy yc

    1. Supersonic_
      • 4 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Treating owners I see

    2. Ze_Austin
      • 7 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Winding someone up already?

  16. Dont give a fuchs
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    One goal from Ipswich and then Haaland can as many goals as he wants

    1. Supersonic_
      • 4 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      This

    2. Hughes Your Daddy
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      No way, we all need Gvardiol clean sheets

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Not all. Cheap Charlie me has Rico

      2. Boss Hogg
        • 16 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Gvardiol is getting a goal and an assist today. Clean sheet would be a bonus.

  17. tiger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Spurs battering Everton so far

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Everton are dreadful. And this season I don’t think there are 3 teams worse that them.

    2. WVA
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Solanke essential

    3. chocolove
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Debutant RB

  18. OverTinker
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Sofa time here. No Haaland

    1. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Well done if u avoided city defense

  19. Ze_Austin
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Lmao, ffs

  20. jacob1989
    • 4 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Ipswich score.. there goes the gvardiol cs

  21. Dont give a fuchs
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Ipswich goal

  22. Sgt. Schultz
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    perfect

  23. fantasist
    • 15 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Ipswich G

  24. Andy_Social
    • 13 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    City in the mud. They've been Szmodiced

  25. My heart goes Salalalalah
    • 9 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Something in my favour

  26. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    City cs Wipeout

  27. tiger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Ipswich lead!

  28. OverTinker
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    WTF

  29. Supersonic_
    • 4 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Class haha

  30. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    LOOOOOOL

    IPSWICH DIDNT GET THE MEMO