634x258 Preamble
2 May 2015 1240 comments
Mark Mark
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This has been a sobering week for Fantasy Football Scout. The tragic loss of Simon Humber, known to us as “Absinthe”, has dominated my thinking in the last 48 hours. I make no apologies for dedicating today’s “Preamble” to his memory.

What struck me most was the incredible bravery, humour and determination he showed in the face of his hateful condition. The fact that Simon found the time and inclination to make four transfers leading into last weekend’s deadline speaks volumes. It tells us just how much Fantasy Football meant to him – how much he enjoyed testing himself against his own targets and those set by his friends, colleagues and perhaps even those of us here on these pages.

Simon epitomised what’s good about our community. He took time out to share his knowledge, he joined in the banter, he helped others. Right to the end, Fantasy Football gripped him.

We all share that passion and, although deeply saddened by his loss, I’m also warmed by the reaction of the community to his death and the many tributes made.

It’s extraordinary what an internet community can become. How the like-minded can form a connection and build something so strong that it can rally at times like this.

Football fans are so often vilified by those who see the “beautiful game” as a overpaid, absurd circus of misconduct. Simon, like all of us, could see past these flaws. An obsessive follower of his team (Portsmouth), a studied and dedicated Fantasy Football manager, a genuine football fan. There’s no doubt, he was “one of us”.

I was proud of having Simon as a contributor to our site and we should all be proud that, together, we were a community that made Simon feel welcome and at home.

RIP “Absinthe”.

Now, I’m going to consider my transfers. No matter what, that’s what Simon would have done.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Beautifully written Mark, you have a true gift with words and command the English language with such grace. It's brilliant that you can so seamlessly put in to words, how many of us feel.
    Rest in peace Simon.

    1. Jimbo123
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Aye, a lovely touch from Mark

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Just read it. Very touching.

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      +42

    4. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      he really is a talented writer hey. the pre amble is always a great read

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        It's always a masterpiece.

        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah. The preamble, scoutcast and promoted teams analysis are my favourite articles.

    5. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Well said yourself. It's amazing how much this community has grown and respect each other.

    6. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Well said Mark.
      Thanks.

  2. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Moreno set to play or will I cheer on Ryan Taylor? 😕

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Ooo - have you got him?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Woo hoo you're back. What? When. Woo hoo. Say bollocks.
        *Scrambles to hot topics.
        Great to see you.

      2. Baa
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        😯

        1. Baa
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          That is a shocked face.

          Apparently.

      3. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Hi Doos!

      4. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Welcome back Doos

  3. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    if chelsea win the league this week, does that mean the guard of honour is done by palace or liverpool next week

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      lolpool

      1. copps
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        knowing chelsea fans it would be done with a backdrop of slippy g songs. could be pretty humiliating for both gerrard and liverpool

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Slippy G will kiss Mourinho's ring

      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        I loled

      2. Red Star Toro
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        not like he's not used to that

  4. Jimbo123
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Schlupp & Remy -----> Koscielny & Wickham with my 2FT?

  5. Hazardous Liege '76
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Did someone forget their wildcard?!

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/161491/event-history/35/

    1. Baa
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      800th ?!

      Ouch

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      what a waste with OR

    3. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      the pope himself though

    4. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Might be in a team tourney and taking hits to be a better player for team

    5. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      20 point hit and that's the team he ended up with...?

    6. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/114/standings/

      They have 2 teams 😯

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        2 spots closer to the top. 🙂

  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Derby already 1-0 down, I have no idea why I gamble 😆

  7. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    RIP Simon! Lets hope his team rips it up today.

  8. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Bournemouth 1-0 up now

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      ritchie again

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Will be interesting to see if he'll follow Ings and Austin and do well in the Prem

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      But still, if they concede 20 goals....

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        21. 😉

    3. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      2-0.

      Ritchie is going to be an opton for next year anyway,

  9. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    very nice tribute mark

  10. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Make that 2-0 Bournemouth

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      But still, if they concede 21 goals....

  11. troller
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    lennon murray and davis to grealish giroud and ospina -8 next week yay or nay

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    bournemouth 2-0

    charlton only need 22 goals

  13. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Any other Remy(c) out there?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      If he just starts I will be pleased

      1. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        this

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      So glad someone used that as a grav, awesome

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Me, I did it too.

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Nice one RCA

  14. Hazardous Liege '76
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Here's to a big game week - starting with a Schmeichel clean sheet and penalty save - good luck all

  15. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    rip Absinthe.
    you'll be missed

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Yup. Rip fella, hope his family will be okay 🙁

  16. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    According to Independent the new royal baby girl is expected to live to 11 years older than her peers.
    meh.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Is she going to marry a footballer?

      1. Red Star Toro
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        do you know her? would be nice to have some inside info

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Considering she'll never have to do manual labour, that sounds about right.

      1. Red Star Toro
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        I guess she can also expect a little bit better healthcare than average Brit

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      In fairness though, most of the House of Lords are 60 at least so i'd hope her to have much more than 11 years on them...

  17. Ser Football 42
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Skrtel to Arsenal defender?

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I'll probably do Skrtel -> Kosc

    2. Wouter
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Not for me. Has good fixtures apart from the Chelsea one. I'd take out someone else.

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Skrtel to Arsenal? Wouldn't put past Rodgers

      1. Ser Football 42
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Yea more mean should I do Skrtel to Mertesacker or Kos

  18. supperspout
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    hazard captainers need to watch this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9y9-mpCi6M

    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Did you captain him that week?

      1. supperspout
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        no pelle with a 15 pointer, I was lucky

  19. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Wolves one up now. Derby out of the promotion play off spots now.

  20. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Great preamble, really shows what's so great about this community.

  21. JÆKS ⭐
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Perfect opportunity for Schlupp to make it up to me with a goal

  22. TheCurseOfRaheem
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Would love Newcastle to score twice....

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      yeah and Vardy thrice

      1. TheCurseOfRaheem
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        No Vardy goals, please.

  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Wolves currently in the play offs

    1. Richd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Reading are trolling everyone.

    2. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      what if Derby get 1 point?

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        They'll be in play offs on goal difference.

  24. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Just read Doosra's piece. What a week. We lose one legend and get another back.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Emotional turmoil. The worst and the best of news.

  25. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Aaanndd Watford back on top of the league. Over to the PL now.

  26. Return Of Chamakh
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Suddenly realised past the deadline I've left the armband on Kane..! Hope this somehow turns out well lol :s

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      did you captain him last week?

      1. Return Of Chamakh
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Hazard last week - day or 2 ago I toyed with the idea of Kane (C) against city defence and saved it, but then thought to myself yesterday 'actually no, has gotta be Sanchez or Giroud vs Hull, I'll sort that out later'... and never did haha. D'oh!

    2. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      He'll score.

  27. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    new poast

  28. Guidinho
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    If Leicester win to nil, which is very likely, I am dreading a disaster of a gameweek.

  29. Gravless wonder
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Seven points behind in my ML. Who wins this gameweek:

    A) de gea, ivanovic, eriksen, Henderson, Boyd, benteke
    B) miglonet, schlupp, Sanchez, sterling, countinho, vardy

  30. Geordienufc1
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    I am so angry.

    #?!#%{!,