634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Giroud to be benched?

  2. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    whats the code for the top 10k league?

    1. Chuba
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      870-506

      1. Lizard Lips
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        thought there were more digits, thanks

        1. Chuba
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          No worries

  3. RSe
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    PVA or Toby?

    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      toby just because pva has cheaper alternatives

  4. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    quick game of where's wally
    http://i.imgur.com/Rq0nDEz.jpg

  5. Arsenal@Gunners
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    rooney for triple captain?

  6. Cesc in the city
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A) Rooney(C) or Hazard(C)
    B) Play Huth or Francis?

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      rooney
      huth

      1. moo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        +1 Rooney + Huth

  7. YuvalSpurs
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wilson or Deeney? I can't decide...

    1. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wilson

  8. s4m77
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Experts what would you go for Cabaye or Ritchie?

    1. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ritchie

  9. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    PvA or Coates - any particular reasons to go for the extra 0.5 for PvA?

    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No jokes about glue please

      1. Podge
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thats a sticky....oh ok

    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Attacking returns and potential bps from PvA, i'm going for Coates though.

      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        OK, just thought baps favoured CBs hence was on Coates

  10. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A) Panti and Hennessey

    Or

    B) Rutland

    1. moo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A

  11. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Good luck everyone ! 🙂

  12. DAV087
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Cech and Milner or Schmeichael and Depay?

    Thoughts

  13. GuillermoDickero
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Not many people putting Richards in their team

    No-one like the look of Villa this year?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no.

      1. GuillermoDickero
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        How come?

    2. Owd Big 'Ed
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He's in mine.

    3. RyanC
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Usually they make up for their defensive woes by scoring a few.

      This season I don't even think they'll score a few.

    4. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sherwood: Gungho tactics. Will leak alot of goals.

  14. Forever In Our Shadow
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Haz it Rooney for (C)?

    1. Forever In Our Shadow
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's Haz or Rooney for (C)?

  15. PogChamp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    &%&$ start already!

  16. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I can smell the fear.

    1. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yeah , can feel it too

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just not had a shower yet PinkFish, sorry.

  17. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Pens down.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      15 min

      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha, this 😉

    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Nope.

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      lol

  18. Sir David White
      10 years, 4 months ago

      One final question:

      Young and Ozil

      Mahrez and Sterling

      First to reply wins!

      1. PM
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ozil will do better

    • PM
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      1. Cedric, 4.0 def; or

      2. Coates, Joe Gomez

    • Jay10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Leave your team as it guys. If you couldn't be satisfied even after a month of planning,you won't in 15 mins. Relax.

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Talk about yourself. Still 10000000000 micro seconds left.

    • Lawrø
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      PENS DOWN

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No it's 11.45

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        nah

      3. bacary lasagna
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Never!

    • KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      is Totalfpl.com deaded?

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        yah

    • wendty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Better option

      A: Mert/Targett
      B. Soares/Prodl

      Other defenders are Huth/Coates/Francis

    • Studgie G
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      which arsenal mid ? not walcott

      1. Mclean as a Whistle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ozil

        1. Studgie G
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          cheers

    • morrismema
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pelle or Kane?

      1. PM
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Pelle

      2. moo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Pelle

    • Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      whats the code for the top 10k league pls?

      1. The Mandalorian
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        870-506

    • Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Good luck to the Cherries today !!

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        In particular Callum Wilson.

    • Peggi
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm surprised so many people haven't finalised their teams, saying that though i still have no idea who I'm going to captain

    • BERGKOP
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Last position. Fonte or Cedric? Funds no issue

      1. Mind över Mata
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Fonte

        1. BERGKOP
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers mate

      2. CunkOnFPL
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Targett

    • FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ozil or Rambo?

      1. Mclean as a Whistle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ozil

      2. James231
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ozil for me