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12 September 2015 2131 comments
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Everton and Chelsea beckon in the return of Premier League football following the two-week interlude. Both sides are searching for just their second win of the campaign, with the Blues reeling after their second home defeat under Jose Mourinho last time out.

The Toffees will be content with their start to the campaign – given that their only loss came at the hands of an effervescent Manchester City outfit – but keen to enhance their goal threat. Only Sunderland (18) and Newcastle United (13) fashioned fewer shots inside the box than Everton across the first four Gameweeks, which bodes well for Chelsea’s clean-sheet prospects.

As for Mourinho’s men, they’ve made the second-worst start to a title defence in Premier League history, conceding more goals (nine) than every team bar Sunderland (10). To further underline their troubles at the back, the Champions’ have conceded three more big chances (13) than any outfit, encouraging Everton to go on the attack from the get-go.

  1. schlupptheweek
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Atleast I'm going out in Shanghai later so I won't get frustrated with my KBD (C) till I get up in the morning/afternoon. Anyone else captain the might Kevin, it would frustrate Chelsea more that they let him go if he gets 1 goal and 2 assists.

    1. schlupptheweek
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      *mighty

    2. Jeremiah
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Brought him in for Silva. Captained Sanchez.

    3. Sanchit
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Kevin Bruyne De?

  2. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Just seen the highlights at HT....Ivan at fault for both Everton goals. Shocking defending. What's with defenders these days standing with hands behind their backs when someone is shooting instead of trying to block it. Awful defending

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      give some tongue lashing to mikel as well

      1. The Left Duke #3
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        How Mikel is still a Chelsea player is beyond me. Brutal!

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      it shows off their pectoral bits i guess 🙁

      1. The Left Duke #3
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha I seen Kosceilny do it a couple of times already too.

    3. Huddersfield
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      mikel fault for both goals*

  3. C_G
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    having no chelsea pcoveragelayers isn't all that bad eh

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wait another hour .......

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Unless you got Matic

    3. C_G
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      have no idea what happened there took my eyes off the keyboard

      having no chelsea coverage isnt all that bad eh*****

    4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      pcoveragelayers

      1. C_G
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        yes i noticed that mate, calm it down

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Calm it down?

          1. C_G
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            ha never mind

            1. Simon69
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              He's made you look a right mug.

      2. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        it's the new meme!

  4. rozzo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The whole Chelsea team appear to be running through treacle. Virtually the same 11 played a full season last season. Doctor debacle a few weeks ago. Big doping scandal in other sports.

    Coincidence?

    1. Nicks93
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Conspiracy!!!!!!

    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No, they're all on heroin.

    3. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      haha.. a protest at his behaviour to her and not the other doc

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    At least Chelsea have to attack now meaning Hazard's return potential increases

    1. get_in
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      And pedro.

      Plz.

    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I've got some straws in my cupboard. Pop round and clutch some if you like.

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        BB, it's Hazard 😛 if anyone can get points from nothing it's him

  6. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I am hoping for these subs -

    Ivan>Cahill
    Mikel>RLC

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lukaku moved to Everton.

    2. The Train Driver
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mikel>Will or Oscar if fit... Fab drop back!

    3. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      drogba > spiderman

  7. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Robben and Duff coming on

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Robben

    2. Jay_
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Casiraghi and Jon Spencer warming up

      • Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Duff

        1. Demí
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Buff

          1. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            He's the stuff.

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Matic playing LB?

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Costa in goal?

    4. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Why the feck I transfered out chadli for pedro, whyyyyyyyy

      1. money face bandwagon
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        knee jerking maybe?

        1. 32chickens
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          yes you wait-everton to fail.....

      2. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Time left

      3. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        You liked his name? Reminds me of Napolean dynamite

      4. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Drugs.

        1. Jebiga
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          This

      5. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        His 1 shot on target must have been really appealing.

    5. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no subs?

      stiff upper lip for a Portuguese

    6. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ivanovic was woeful again for those two goals. Does he have an aversion to closing players down?

      1. 32chickens
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        yes needs to be rested

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        ???

        1. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Stood off Galloway totally and allowed the cross over to Naismith (granted whoever should have been marking Naismith for the 1st goal was poor too)

          And on the 2nd goal, again he just stands there and allows Naismith to get the shot

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Crap.

    7. Eye of the Schweinsteiger
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just tuned in, Is there chelsea player who's looked good so far??

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ivanovic has been a brilliant left winger for Everton.

        1. 32chickens
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          nice

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        matic

      3. C_G
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        matic, just used my ft on him

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Need that Chelsea pcoveragelayers

          1. RÏɠBY
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            🙂

      4. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Begovic

      5. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I've always thought Begovic was quite good looking, Pedro and Hazard aren't too bad either.

        1. 32chickens
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          different website....

          1. Back on the horse
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            link?

      6. Eye of the Schweinsteiger
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks everybody

    8. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      folks warming up their fingers to battle for lineup posting supremacy?

    9. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard on 1 BP

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Eden has tourettes.

      2. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Take that, sellers! 3 points in total, get in 😎

    10. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Looks like I won't be back in time for line ups, oops

    11. Mind över Mata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      My h2h rival has Mert to come on if Cahill doesn't play! Bring him on Jose

      1. dr. Phil
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        hes warming up, might get lucky 😀

        1. Mind över Mata
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Hoping so

    12. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      goal Rooney

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        in scotland

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          no $hit...

    13. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Je suis Eva

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        moi aussi

    14. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Austin goal

      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Oh yes!!

      2. Puyol Pants Up
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Those were the days....

      3. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Wanted to put bet on QPR, but didn't. Got 3+ goals on EVE-CHE.

    15. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Get it Pedro haha! For chosing Chelsea instead of United

      1. The Machine
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Becuase united are doing so well themselves...

        1. OPTA FPL
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          not best but still better than Chelsea atm

      2. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Man U didn't want him.

        1. OPTA FPL
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          He chose Chelsea after Cesc and Mourinho told him

    16. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone already found out is this blond Chelsea doctor male or female?

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Both

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          TV ftw!!! 😉

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            102.1m

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              That would be transvestite ... 😉

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 4 months ago

                And that, I would know 😉 😛

          2. RÏɠBY
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            pssst.. TS

      2. Mind över Mata
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Neither

      3. Annie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Swedish

    17. rjcv177
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      For next week. Mane and huth for ayew and kolarov (-4) yay or nay?

      1. Egg noodle
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Na

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        ask between games, not during play, please

    18. The Left Duke #3
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      There is no need to have both Mikel and Matic on the pitch. Whip Mikel off Jose

      1. The Left Duke #3
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers for listening Jose 🙂

    19. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      JFK coming on.

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Too soon

        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          ?

            1. Heydudes13
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              How does this apply?

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        wowzers

    20. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mourinho first manager to be sacked this season?

      1. Annie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No

    21. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      cesc off

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        ?

      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        on what tv?

      3. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Mikel off*

    22. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Big team sheets coming up......Myhill to start?

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yes

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        probably

    23. Nicks93
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Kenedy!!!!!!!!!

    24. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Kenedy.......yes

    25. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mikel gone in the winter.....