The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
19 September 2015 1764 comments
Mark Mark
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I’ve been observing the recent community discussion on “casual” Fantasy Football managers with interest.

Woeisme’s excellent recent article brought it further into focus and helped us digest the debate but, in my view, we’re treading over very familiar ground here.

The propensity to roll out the term “casual” and apply it liberally to a huge group of Fantasy Football managers, who have little interest in investing hours in their decision-making, is something that crops up almost every season.

It’s probably fair to say that the level of frustration being felt right now is greater than ever, hence the bile generated and aimed at this unfortunate group is perhaps more potent.

First of all, as Woeisme rightly pointed out, there’s little point in claiming that this “group” don’t exist.

There’s no doubt that the 3.5 million population of the FPL game includes an army of folk who pick a pre-season squad in a lunch hour, only revisiting it when their colleague at the water cooler remarks that they’re second in the mini-league.

That happens. It’s probably happened in thousands of offices and, the way this season is going, it will go on happening for some weeks.

Four years ago, I placed my tongue firmly in cheek and acknowledged this group of Fantasy Football Managers in this article. I’ve just read it back and it’s still relevant today.

Labelling the “casual” as “Part-time Petes”, I make no apology if I was disparaging to their cause and motivation – this was a piece glorying in Fantasy Football stereotypes and poking fun.

Some will doubtless say that by writing and drawing further attention to that article, I’m prolonging this mistreatment of the “casual” Fantasy Football manager.

That may well be the case but, in many ways, I think if we start becoming too sensitive to this kind of mirth, we’re starting to steal from the very essence that made the game fun in the first place.

Going back twenty years or more, Fantasy Football lived and breathed solely within a group of football fans, brought together by some numbers that appeared in a newspaper, distributed weekly by some poor soul who took it upon themselves to run the mini-league. I eagerly signed up for that position.

Just as folk back then aimed derisory terms my way by virtue of my number-crunching obsession, so I sniped back on their beermat transfer, hurried along whilst indulging in futile attempts at chatting up the receptionist.

There were clear divisions between the level of commitment and, when the points came in and those divisions didn’t quite work out as expected, the real fun began. While divided by our level of interest, we were brought together for a few minutes of ribbing each day by this “thing” called Fantasy Football.

That same “repartee” and “banter” goes on now, perhaps to a lesser degree face to face, but certainly via 140 characters or sly emails pinged across the office.

I try not to look upon those who choose not to spend three hours comparing Aston Villa full-backs with any disdain. Equally I don’t expect them to roll out the tired old “saddo” or “statto” moniker in my direction. I’m probably kidding myself on that score.

However, when the season begins and the early divide takes an unexpected turn, it would be a waste not to seize upon that opportunity to make hay.

I cut a miserable figure in the mid-table of my office league. Quite frankly, I expect to be on the receiving end when I face the guy who is winning the league: someone who is often too busy nursing a hangover on a Saturday morning to even know how important 11.45 is.

I’m not happy about it, but I’m quietly confident that I’m going make up ground and that by allocating 87% of my daily attention span to considering my transfers, I’ll eventually win out.

I can offer up a wry smile and revel in the fact that, for those brief moments, Fantasy Football in some way unites me with another football fan, albeit a very different one.

To some extent, on the site, we’re all brought together by a level of obsession and, as a result, an elitist view can build when looking upon those who don’t quite share that same obsession.

We should work to avoid that at all costs and instead glory in the fact that folk are different and that Fantasy Football can bring us together, whatever the level of investment, and provide a platform for “fun” and community.

This “casual” Fantasy manager exists and deserves their place in that bigger community and even their Gameweeks at the top of the mini-league. It’s a huge part of what makes Fantasy Football so compelling and the reason why I ended up here in the first place.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Damn u Pedro....hiding behind the couch now and shouting for Sanchez

  2. Jigger & Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Walcott!

  3. mbrucie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    People seem overly happy for Pedro starting, doubt he will score more than 2 tbh.

    1. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      20 pts coming and i just transfered him out

      1. Yankee Toffee
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        wont happen

        1. Jebiga
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          it will 😉

          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            No...it won´t...

    2. DF
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'd take 2. That'll be 16 points

  4. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Alexis. Now is the time!!

  5. jackluhg
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Jose toying with us again

  6. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Ivanovi(C)

  7. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    This game is the worst game on the planet. Just transfered out pedro for ayew.
    Realy hate FPL

    1. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      What d'you do that for?

      1. Jebiga
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        dont ask me nothing...

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        cos he was red flagged obviously...

        1. Bibelnissen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          He wasn't

          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            he was mate...

          2. Jax
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            you're obviously blind then.

    2. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Like you didn´t read countless people saying Mou was playing his usual mindgames. I happen to feel that it won´t work and not gonna be left with Pedro again on a poor team. So please save the whining..

  8. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Bloody hell
    Two pages of pedro starts comments
    BB wouldn't like this

  9. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    So I did Mahrez captain. Wasn't sure I'd actually go through with it. Cue an Aguero hat-trick.

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      How you feeling about it post deadline?

      1. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Not sure. Hahaha. I'm properly hungover so I'm not trusting anything I think this morning.

    2. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'm on Mahrez (C) as well. If Kun goes mental and scores a hatty I'll be happy anyway.

  10. Francescoli
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    cannot trust anything maureen says.

  11. milanista10
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    UFPL - start Ozil or Gomis?

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Gomis

  12. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hopefully 2 points from Pedro not 1 JJJJJUUUHHHHUUUUUUUUUU 😉

  13. FPL Notebook (John)
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    If you confirm a transfer, and it goes straight to the Game Updating page, does that mean the transfer hasn't gone through??

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      It does

    2. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      if you are doing it that late then have a word with yourself

    3. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not sure.

      Bookmark.

      Give us the answer later.

  14. Kevtheotter
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    After having the armband on Wilson (c) Gomis (vc)

    Last min ---> Kun(c) Yaya (vc)

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Good move

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Terry out changes everything.

  15. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Good start.

    Now I hope for a big scoring game, or pedro scoring and chelsesa CS...

    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      you realise you are asking for a lot...25-1 in some circles buddy...lol

  16. Reckoner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Jose, you old troll you.

    Wednesday, Chelsea twitter says he is out for sure, and Mourinho says "Pedro I think has no chance". So of course he starts.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      But yesterday he said he might so we knew he probably would

  17. Francescoli
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    ok, back to the Sydney Swans vs North Melbourne Kangaroos game. good luck everyone.

  18. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Still happy I sold Pedro

    1. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      no you are not

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I am, I was gonna buy him back next week anyway and I have enough FTs! I am not confident in him scoring or assisting today

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Tbf you would have lost a transfer so I agree with your decision to sell.

    2. Yankee Toffee
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Good on you

    3. Jordan.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      im not ,badly misled,fecking annoyed tbh, I like watching him play as well...

  19. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    I just want goals. Lots of goals.

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I do too but not too sure it'll happen

  20. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Well probably that is our strongest lineup atm.. I like it. Now beat Arsenal!!!

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      How do you think Costa will do?

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Fantastic

      2. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Goal, no bonus

        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          + yellow card

      3. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        no goal no bonus...old yeller.

  21. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Janmaat captain
    Gulp

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      AWESOME

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Cheering for you

    2. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I love this, really hope it pays off

    3. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      wtf?

      Good luck!

    4. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Lol

    5. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Very nice.

    6. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      i had him captain in ufpl last week he got -1 so i doubled that and dropped from an overall rank of 15th to 111th... i will never captain janmaat again...

  22. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Rukawa is back? WOW, now I've seen everything here

  23. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    So may players today in UFPL, no room for Pedro, Ighalo, Payet, Ayew etc. Need a lucky day as bench is week 😐

    1. Vardy Gras PBFC
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Who got the nod ahead of Pedro?

      Trying to decide between Wijnaldum, Barkley and Mahrez. Has to be the latter, I suppose.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yaya, Sanchez, Mahrez, Sinclair, Gomis , Wilson, aguero

        1. Vardy Gras PBFC
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Thank you.
          I'm starting 6 of those, Sinclair the odd one out. Hmm...

    2. milanista10
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Exactly the same here! Only Ruddy, Gomez, and Sako to come in 🙁

  24. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    The José Mourinho thought process:

    Player is out -> Player is doubt -> Start player -> Big surprise to opposition -> Hattrick guaranteed.

    Almost a year to this day Mourinho did this for Costa, then he scored a hattrick vs Swansea.

    Pedro, please?

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      A year and 6 days ago it happened.

    2. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Desperate times, have lead to measures that have you sounding as in batshitdesperationmode as poor lil Mou.

  25. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    FPL starts today. I can feel it

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Excellent. Are they re setting us all to zero points?

  26. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Got a feeling that Chelsea will hammer arsenal

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      So long as Costa is involved I wouldn't mind.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Me too. I wouldn't have this feeling if I didn't own Costa though 🙂

  27. Jay_
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Pedrophile: Someone that sold Pedro for a hit

      Bring back capital punishment for Pedrophiles !

      Oh, wait ....

      1. Milner4eva
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Doesn't make sense - pedrophile would mean you like Pedro, so you wouldnt sell him for a hit

    • sweensa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Got so caught up about Aguero thinking I had changed my team that I left the armband on Silva. Ffs captained Aguero every week thus far and you just know after his lay in hatty is on the way

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers mate

      2. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        It will be OK if you didn't press confirm team.

      3. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        You're doomed

      4. sweensa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah kinda f-up here. Ah well not like it will ruin my weekend

    • Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Terry on bench?

      1. OPTA FPL
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        no

      2. crushro
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yes

    • OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Pedro YC coming