The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
19 December 2015 1964 comments
Mark Mark
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Intent on milking further controversy from Jose Mourinho’s departure, it seems every football manager has been asked to give their views on the “Special One’s” exit.

They have yet to get around to asking me, so I’ll put things on record by saying that I’ll miss the old so-and-so.

Us Fantasy Football managers have a love/hate relationship with the cast of Premier League bosses, with the dial normally leaning towards the latter.

Like bad referees, we only really air our views on managers when they draw our ire.

Whether it is vague or misleading team news, or the ill-timed application of a rotation policy, a Premier League manager can upset our equilibrium and have us vent our frustration.

Jose certainly walked the line.

For me, he was a constant menace. I approached his press conference in much the same way as the man himself – I saw them as a game.

I’m convinced that Mourinho revelled in the intellectual joust with the press, where ambiguous words were loaded and designed to play with the minds of peers, players and officials.

Things came to head with Jose and me over Diego Costa.

The Spaniard was a player I once loved but now keep at arms length, partly due to Costa’s own insistence on running his studs up the back of defenders, but also because of Mourinho’s vague and sometimes misleading perspective on his fitness and form.

Then there was Jose’s recent decision to bench Eden Hazard – the player of the year and the spark that carried Chelsea to the title for much of last season.

It is assumed that Mourinho has somehow broken Hazard – I only know that he chose to bench him just as I had taken the gamble on the Belgian’s revival. It may have been personal, but I wasn’t going to let Jose get to me.

Mourinho and Chelsea have played a leading role in making these last sixteen Gameweeks the most volatile and unpredictable in memory.

Littered with intrigue and incident, Jose has banished doctors from his bench, broken records for on-air rants and pin-pointed almost his entire squad for criticism, whilst ignoring Branislav Ivanovic’s comical take on defending.

I have to thank Jose for the ride and admit that I’ll miss his influence on our weekends from this point on.

Maybe we’ll see him back. Maybe it will be at Old Trafford – wouldn’t that be fun.

In the meantime, I’ll go back to my own squad and try to learn some lessons from Jose.

Today I’m benching a £58 million midfielder and two of the four top-scoring defenders in the game. Decisions like that are undeniably a bit “special”.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jax
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Granville has Mahrez (c)

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      🙁

    2. Studgie G
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Mahrez (c) are screwed now

    3. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      🙁

    4. Nobodinho
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      🙁

    5. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      DAmmit

    6. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Granville to beat Mark this week then 😎

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        no.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          The Force AKA Mahrez is with Granville 😎

  2. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Mahrez(C) unite 😎

    1. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      🙂

    2. GrumblyBlowfish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Where's my fellow Bojan (c)'s at?...anyone?...no?...just me then...

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      ayayayayayay

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      \o/

  3. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Show me the Mane

      1. Pedram
        • 12 Years
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        🙂

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      £££££

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        That's Monet not Manet...

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
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          Hence misheard 😉

  4. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Lol @ Soccer Saturday 😀

    Charlie Nicholas on the tv behind Abramovic

  5. d1sable
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Anyone know whats happened to Demis twitter account?

    I cant find it :/

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      RIP Demi.

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Suspended due to fake line ups.....

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Just had a look, gone MIA

  6. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    So is Eden now a FPL Haz been?

    I'll show myself out

    1. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      ill haz that

  7. The 12th Man
    • 12 Years
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    Thanks for all the Entertainment Jimmy Hill. May you rest in peace.
    You will be remembered fondly.

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      Apart from by a certain Blackburn ball girl 😉

      But yeah, RIP

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        When we were in the old second division we were playing Liverpool in the FA Cup and leading in injury time. Liverpool won a throw and the ball girl threw the ball to a Liverpool player quickly and they scored an equaliser. Jimmy was commentating and on TV blamed the ball girl and she was devastated.

        1. The 12th Man
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          Ive just read about that. Poor girl. She must be over it now.

  8. mojoindojo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Forgot to play Aguero. Alli on instead with Aguero 2nd sub behind Bellerin

    1. C_G
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      opposite for me, played Aguero, hope both our plays work out

      1. mojoindojo
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Let's hope !

  9. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Anyone know why Rose is out?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Ill

    2. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Ill.

    3. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      illness

    4. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      sick

    5. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      3 in Roman numerals apparently.

    6. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Illness

    7. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      picked up a knock

    8. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Rose fell ill

    9. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Cheers guys.

      So that means Ake and Moreno will both play for me. 0-0 please

    10. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      A positive of this is he probably won't be 'rested' in upcoming games

  10. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Siggy (c) 😎

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      maybe next gameweek

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Titanium balls!

    3. GrumblyBlowfish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Good luck. Fortune favours the brave. Sometimes. (Hardly ever)

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    And just before the game starts, let's remember this is not about Lukaku (C) vs Mahrez (C)

    Enjoy the game and less of the petty childishness

    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Cool story, bra

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lukaku to blank!

    3. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      this will have little effect on the childishness

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      lol @ being mature

    5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Good luck Bows

    6. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      you're in the wrong place, go to the local pub
      this is the home of fantasy banter

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        I'm all for banter which is why I'm here but if people think "LOL @ Lukaku/ Mahrez captainers" is the idea of banter then the future is bleak for banter 😕

  12. C_G
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Everyone watching the Everton - Leicester matchup i hope, final predictions lads?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      0-0

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      2-1

    3. The 12th Man
      • 12 Years
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      3-1

    4. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Everton 2 - 3 Leicester

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
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        😆

    5. mojoindojo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      0-0

    6. Yankee Toffee
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      3-2 Luk hattie

    7. GrumblyBlowfish
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      1-1 Barkley and Vardy

    8. Özilla Firefox
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      5 3 open style game

  13. fancy111
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Thank you for the 4/1 odds on Hiddink... Now he just has to get through 10 matches

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      what is the exact bet>?

      1. fancy111
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        New Chelsea manager for 10+ premier league fixtures

        1. fancy111
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          Please don't tell me there's a hidden catch I've missed....

        2. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          in the bag

          1. fancy111
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 days ago

            😀

  14. The EJJ
    • 14 Years
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    Number 1 in the world captaining Wollscheid is ballsy

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      butland cs hopefully

  15. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    just realized if you start a sentence with ill it comes out as Ill, weird

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      +III

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      I'll

    3. Jazz!
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lol

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        LoIlll

    4. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Illogical

  16. The 12th Man
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Barkley will score today.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Own goal hopefully

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      ok

  17. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Suprised not many captaining Mahrez, have they not learned there lesson??

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      that he won't get huge scores every week?

      1. Fergietime
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        One does simply not overlook Mahrez

        P.S Nice penalty 😀

  18. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    So Mark is Rose's father? 😮

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      lol

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      The resemblance was there in fairness...

  19. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    watching the chelsea game, lets see how much these players were throwing games

  20. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Who have you all captained in UFPL?

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lukakkaaaa

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lukaku for today

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Wijnaldum

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Nice

      2. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Hoping for a repeat of last time? 🙂

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 3 days ago

          I should be so lucky

  21. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Can't wait to do Martial to Aguero this week

    He can sign off with a Hatty

  22. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    late change for Bournemouth: Murray replaces King (hamstring)

    https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/678226006730219520

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      lol @ Eden Hazardous

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Down to 10 players 🙁

      2. Fitzy.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        We were doing that prior to this news though... 😉

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Damn

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      Lol@ King owners!!

  23. Jazz!
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Josh King training injury - felt his hamstring. Glenn Murray to replace him in the lineup with Macdonald on the bench. Out of squad.

    Bournemouth Twitter

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      🙁

      1. Jazz!
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        Unlucky sir

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        "You're not singing anymore..."

      3. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 days ago

        lol

  24. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Dugout open...new post

  25. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    DGWs in GW25 26 & 27 apparently.

    1. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      whered u get that?

  26. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    what is it about matchdays that turns people from reasonable individuals into total tw@ts who lol at everything?

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      +42

    2. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 days ago

      LoL @ new post

  27. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Wow boos from Chelsea fans as Ivanovic, Fabregas, Matic and Costa's names were read out by the PA announcer

  28. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Butland cleanshit in the bag. That was some good defending by Wollschield.

  29. Sz21
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 days ago

    Watching Spurs and hoping Kane gets back on form.
    That'll catch a few people out..