The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
26 December 2015 1741 comments
Mark Mark
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There is something undeniably special about Boxing Day football.

I think it stems from the fact that all ten matches are played out, handing us our full quota of Gameweek points in one hit. Then there’s the anticipation that we are all set to do it all over again, just two days later.

These are heady times for Fantasy Football managers – it calls for calm, careful planning and a willingness to roll with the punches that come our way.

I’d like to be in a position to attack today’s fixtures – to have a decisive strategy to execute and a positive transfer in mind. Much as I’ve tried to devise a plan via the 17 toilet breaks I sneaked during my “family Christmas”, my hurried mobile-phone analysis has failed to convince me of a clear route to take.

This morning I’ve weighed up several unspectacular options, the most viable of which had Sadio Mane give way to Theo Walcott – but now I’m inclined to leave things be and shelve two transfers in anticipation of Gameweek 19 troubles.

While that could be a smart move, I worry that I’m also exposing myself to frustration.

I’m still concerned that Jamie Vardy will be at least partially preserved at Anfield with Tuesday’s meeting with City in mind. Both Aleks Kolarov and Kevin De Bruyne are also a concern – I may yet bench the former for fear he’ll get just a few minutes at the death against Sunderland.

As for Mane, he’s the archetype of the kind of player I always seem to be attracted to – prone to prolonged spells of blanks, but with the underlying danger of exploding points the moment I usher them to the exit.

Mane scored twice over Gameweeks 18 and 19 last season – the fear of a repeat performance, coupled with his ridiculously impressive statistics is just enough to grant him a stay of execution. I can almost hear you screaming at your screens as you read this: I know this sounds like pure folly.

Mane fixation aside, it seems remiss to approach today’s feast of football without the “excitement” of welcoming in a new player – particularly off the back of three consecutive red arrows.

However, Gameweek 19 is the key factor. I know that every knock will be amplified and translated into a likely absence. I know that Vardy could be banned if he picks up a yellow at Anfield. I also hope that today’s teamsheets offer some obvious hints on Gameweek 19 starters. An extra free transfer could definitely come in handy come Monday afternoon.

Of course, had I not used my two transfers to trade out Kurt Zouma and then immediately re-sign him back in Gameweek 16, I’d be in a far better position. I’ve been trying to kid myself that I’ve got away with that hideous blunder: today’s events could confirm that this is foolishly optimistic of me.

Having said that, looking back twelve months ago, it appears I went into Boxing Day with Andy Carroll up front, with the hope of getting two matches in three days out of his post-Christmas broken body.

Now that is optimistic.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Ronka did Hazard and Vardy to Alli and Aguero (c)

    1. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      He had Haz?
      How's he doing this year?

      1. Fitzy.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Top 100k

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Niceeeee

    3. cruzex
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      who is ronka?

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    4-4-2 with aguero and bony would be a disaster

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Short strikers running through puddles don't usually score very well.

      1. I-Taught-Danny-Welbeck-How-…
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        With new boots especially.

    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      They could play 1-1-8 and it still wouldn't matter vs Sunderland

    3. mad_beer ✅
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      The weather up here is so dreadful it won't matter who they put on the field. Bring on another Kun injury.

    4. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Oh God. City 442 makes me wince.

  3. Sideways Backwards
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Quick question, first half season wildcard has to be used before Monday fixtures right? So I can activate now?

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yep

      1. Sideways Backwards
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Cool, could still be a lottery for rotation unfortunately

    2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yer I'm on it too. Lot of explaining to do when I'm going to be forvever on my phone when visiting family.. Not as if you can say "I'm just doing my wild card" is it

  4. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    is it pants down saturday yet?

  5. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    A Smalling goal would be fantastic.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      It really wouldn't. 🙁

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Oh yes.

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Any utd goal would do though

    3. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Do you own Smalling?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Yeah, weird season.

    4. Slice of ham
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Still have him too lol

  6. gribude
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    WC time!!!

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Number 1 or 2?

      1. gribude
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        1

        1. gribude
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          terrible from start but never got any idea to improve squad with this weird season

    2. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Have fun. 🙂

    3. gribude
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Got more than 50 hours!!!

  7. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    0-0 please. Make it hapen DDG and Butland.

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      *happen

      🙄

    2. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Benched Wollscheid, guaranteed Butland clean sheet.

    3. mad_beer ✅
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      It will be a 1-1 game.

  8. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Stoke CS pls ty

  9. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    I can't remember if I played Myhill or Butland, hope it's Myhill now that Rooney has been left out

  10. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Still updating !

    I want to see my cup Opponent's Team

  11. Slice of ham
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    You'd want to see the queues to get into River Island where I live.

    Swear half of them have never seen a pair of jeans in their life before

    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Outrageous carry on tbh. No retail workers should be up at 4am on Boxing day to cater for morons buying jeans for a 5er less

      Materialistic morons!

      1. Slice of ham
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        What has the world come to?

        1. Clintymints
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          A sad sad place

      2. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Retail workers are the puppets of the capitalist overlords. They shouldn't get any sympathy.

        At least that's what Jeremy Corbyn said

        1. Sz21
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          Shocking statement.
          Many retail workers are just happy to have a job!!!
          How can anybody say they shouldn't get any sympathy??

  12. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Will Silva play today?

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yes i guess

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        I have a suspicion one of Silva or Aguero doesn't play today and then reverse it for the next one. Sterling to start both,

        1. money face bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          I think both will get game time to be ready for the lei game

        2. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          I dont think Sterling will start both , and Kdb might be Rested too imo

          Today Silva , Sterling and Bony
          next Kdb Silva and Aguero

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yep

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Captain?

        1. Think_Tank
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          definitely yess

    3. FPL Fanatic
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      100%

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Deffo

  13. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Spoke to someone from WillHill, given me 200/1 for no clean sheets today, 5er on 😆

    1. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      you do realise man u are playing

    2. Slice of ham
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      City say hi

    3. Richd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      For all leagues ?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Prem, enhanced offer cos i gamble abit too much

      2. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        200-1 for no clean sheet in 80 games? please can i be your bookie flapjack

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          lol:

    4. tambourineman
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      BTTS (effectively the same) in all 10 PL games is 484.59/1 with WilliamHill and even better with other bookies.

  14. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Yes, its Jeff and the boys. Shame there's no Merson, but Im sure he's too battered to speak.

  15. rozzo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    I miss the Chelsea Mata.

    There is a fpl legend somewhere there in a different team/system

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      He needs better players around him

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      He'll get pts today. Remember the Mata, Fellaini Herrera combo last season? It slaughtered Spurs, Pool, City etc...

    3. shirtless
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Sold for Walcott. Bit gutting really. Will likely bite me today!

  16. FPL Fanatic
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Just read a tweet by FPL - Reports suggest Ozil will be rested today.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Post it

    2. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      if they rest ozil it will be v bournemouth surely

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Arsenal loss then..

      1. FPL Fanatic
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Saints r abysmal. Arsenal will win easy.

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 hours ago

          If you were a member you knew that that's not true.

          1. FPL Fanatic
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 hours ago

            Member or not, Time will tell !

      1. Slice of ham
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        Kololololol

    4. Chucky
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      lol

  17. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    #nufc game still ON at the moment for all those asking.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Cmon Kaku

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Oh dear, is it bad? Or good for attacking potential

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        The weather that is

  18. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Come on Butland!!

  19. GENERATION X
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    kun off after 59 mins due to blisters from new boots

    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Highly probable 😐

      I don't know about you but I hate breaking in new boots

    2. mojoindojo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      and double hattrick

      1. FPL Fanatic
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        I'll be happy n content with a Brace & assist 😀

    3. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      After scoring 5 goals ?

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Lol.

  20. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Do we get auto subs in UFPL?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yes, sort the order out. Definitely put a goalie on the bench.

  21. El Patron
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Come on captain Kun, don't ler me down

  22. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    That ManU lineup looks the most positive for some while.

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      No Borthwick-Jackson helps

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 hours ago

        No Rooney helps too.

    2. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Agreed

    3. FPL Fanatic
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Yet not enough to breakdown Stoke !!!!

  23. 50pipsDaily
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Missed transfer deadline, fall asleep while thinking to do Kane to Kun, Goodluck everyone!

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      You'll be well of without the transfer.

    2. Bungle Machine
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Who is your captain?

  24. Bungle Machine
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Leicester 4 odds, free money!

  25. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Ok here we go Walcott(c) and sneaking to the pub for the early kick off! Come on Utd!!

  26. DAZZ
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Aguero triple captain locked in, come on kun, deliver us the goods!

    1. FPL Fanatic
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      All the best !! He's just my captain !

  27. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Breaking:
    All the xmas chocolate polished off by midday boxing day. A new record

  28. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Updated

    1. Urchin
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 hours ago

      Not in India yet

  29. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Updated

  30. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 hours ago

    Updated