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26 December 2015 1689 comments
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Newcastle United clash with Everton at St Jamesโ€™ Park in the penultimate slice of Premier League action this Boxing Day. The Magpies are unbeaten in three outings heading into this match-up, while the Toffees havenโ€™t tasted victory in their previous quartet of league ties.

Despite besting Tottenham Hotspur and Liverpool in the last four Gameweeks, Newcastle ranked joint-bottom for attempts (29), joint-third-bottom for shots on target (11) and joint-second-bottom for key passes (24), illustrating their inability to fashion many clear-cut scoring opportunities. On the defensive end, the Toon charted joint-second for goals conceded (seven) over that stretch, yet only two sides surrendered fewer big chances (four).

Evertonโ€™s offense delivered over the previous four Gameweeks, racking up seven goals while ranking joint-second for shots inside the box (37) and joint-fourth for big chances (nine). However, Roberto Martinezโ€™s men shipped more goals (eight) than any other team and failed to register a solitary clean sheet. Moreover, the Merseysiders placed joint-fifth for shots inside the box conceded (34) and joint-sixth for big chances conceded (eight).

  1. pundit of punts
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Coleman BAPS incoming. ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. Chucky
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      just 1 now ๐Ÿ™

      1. pundit of punts
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        I'll take it.

    2. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Cleverley might snatch them

  2. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Goal that helps no one.

    Cheers Luka. Faith in you truly shattered.

    1. Slice of ham
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Did he not just score 7 games in a row?

      1. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Some people are never happy

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      7 games scored in a row means nothing yeah? Ungrateful...

  3. Frank Black
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Underserved.

    1. Debauchy
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      9 years, 12 months ago

      Yep

  4. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Streak is over...

  5. Sailboats
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    WOOOOO!!!

  6. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    An unassisted 90th minute Cleverley winner, you can't make this stuff up

  7. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    That should be Deulofoeu's assist but unfortunately they wont give it to him

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      hahahahaha

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. GuyIncognito
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Incoming True Geordie rant.

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I love this guy

  9. Frank Black
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Why is Cresswell flagged with muscle injury?

    1. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Its pretty self explanatory.

      1. Frank Black
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        What kind of muscle injury i mean?

    2. Pinky and Brain
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      see ffs tweets

    3. Slice of ham
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Because he has a muscle injury.

  10. Debauchy
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Bury those Janmaat cleanies

  11. JÆKS โญ
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Fellow Lukaku (C)

    He was a good option, some great chances, just bad luck I guess

  12. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    When lukaku was running at goal, i felt sick to the core. I knew a goal was coming. Thankgod for that tackle. Feeling sorry for Newcastle. Kane captainers should be buzzing

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      If Kane cappers are buzzing then us KDB cappers are wasted...

  13. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Who makes way for Kun - Lukaku or Kane?

    1. Slice of ham
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Neither. Not til the new year.

    2. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Told you Everton would score.

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Did you?

        I don't remember saying they wouldn't...

    3. The EJJ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      neither, don't get kun. But if you're set on it Lukaku

    4. pundit of punts
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Wait.

    5. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Neither tbh

    6. Here's Tom with the We…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I would say Luk, but only because I trust Kane more as a captain option.

    7. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Okay serious reply.

      For GW I did Ighalo for Kane, but because it was a hit it effectively wasn't a net gain at all.

      Then did Ighalo do Kun and obviously got 0 for that, but in the grand scheme of things only lost 3 points and wasted a transfer.

      Moral of the story is....no one knows what they are doing this season.

      I went for Kun because his stats were good V Arsenal, so maybe if does play V Lieceter then he could do well.

  14. drughi
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Rambo goal and assist would be nice

    1. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      This

  15. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    'Sacked in the morning, Jafooli's getting sacked in the morning'

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      terrible manager tbh

  16. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    wowzers, waiting for the "told you Everton would score" post

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I'm sure Jax or King Kav will say something along those lines

    2. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Look for it, its somewhere on this page.

      1. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        ๐Ÿ™‚

    3. Licky
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Its a bit like that Jagielka goal last season, truly ridiculous.

    4. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Or the Leicester one ?

  17. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    And Wijnaldum blank sees me safely through in the cup ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. Debauchy
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Its your day Arsenal ! dont mess this up please

  19. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Feeling so much better about my score and mahrez fail now Lukaku has blanked. Come on Ozil and Whats his name

    1. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Flamini?!

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Bell a ring a ding dong merrily on high?

  20. Elijah's Wood
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Will we get pressers before the games on Monday?

  21. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Flukey

  22. Sailboats
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Come on Rambo!!

  23. Mr. O'Connell
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Wijnaldum transfer didn't work then. KDB in, template the only way to go this season.

  24. Pariße
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Told you Everton would score

  25. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Nice start to Baines's new career in my team.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Couldn't have been jammier. Well done Wakey.

  26. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Through in the cup even though my opponent played bench boost - thank you Harry Kane (C)!

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I'm in a nailbiting cup tie against 3,344,076th in the world who only has 6 active squad players and captained Mahrez ๐Ÿ™‚

      Need 7 points from Ozil & Monreal.

  27. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Last hour captaincy change frim KDB to Lukaku ๐Ÿ™

    That was painful

    1. GuillermoDickero
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I feel you. Last minute switch from kane to mahrez

    2. Glasner Ball
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I luckily remembered to do it the other way to move from Lukaku to KDB with 5mins before deadline ๐Ÿ˜€

      1. HurriKane
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Well done.

    3. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      I did KDB to Mahrez this morning, after having it on KDB since I could set the team

  28. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    What channel is the Arsenal game on?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 12 months ago

      Sky sports

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 12 months ago

        Make that Bt sports

  29. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Was just about to post about Elliot's 10 points!

  30. oghash
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 12 months ago

    Who got the assist?