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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
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    Yes Andy!!!!

  2. Arteta
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    PAYET!

  3. VS10_
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    Payet assist!

  4. Declan
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    Carroll 😎

    1. JabbaWookiee
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      Was so close to putting him in. Went for Martial instead. Idyot

  5. Royal5
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    Payet!

  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Ha!

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      And now you can really settle in and relax 🙂

  7. JabbaWookiee
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    Carroll. Payet assist.

  8. Hobolicious
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    Payet 😀

  9. BrockLanders
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    Yay. No Lanzini points 🙁

  10. Deyanski
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    Carroll Goal
    Payet Assist

  11. Drop Dead Tsimikas
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    Good news, but damn, the NBC Live Extra app is lagging hard.

    1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
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      There it goes. Lovely goal.

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
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      FlashScore has never failed me if you want an alternative

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
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        I prefer to watch 🙂

  12. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
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    Big AC. Legend! Def keeping for 37

  13. Messiah Hazard
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    Was that a Payet assist?

    1. TorresMagic™
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      yes

    2. Sylas
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      Yes

    3. Epic Fail
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      F5 will always answer

  14. Jigger & Pony
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    I can really do with 15-pointers from Smalling, Cresswell and Clyne tonight...

    1. TorresMagic™
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      Why not 21?

  15. Scoredelario
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    Payet and Carroll owners unite 😀

  16. Evs
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    Ooooh Carroll

    I am but a fool....

    (Thanks Payet tho)

    1. JabbaWookiee
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      Doesn't everyone have Payet though?

      1. Evs
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        Not everyone

        1. JabbaWookiee
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          Need something from my ML differentials tonight - Lanzini and Coutinho

        2. Tommytour
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          Not me 🙁

  17. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
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    That ball from Payet was incredible.

    1. Tommytour
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      They always are

  18. Boydinho
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    Brilliant shin pad finish that

  19. Nice1Cyrille
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    C'mon Carroll, the start of a great night!

  20. Sjaugen
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    Who saw CArroll being this huge on their 33 wc's?

    1. Sylas
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      Not me..

  21. BrockLanders
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    I truely hate this GW

  22. davies
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    Could really do with Watford scoring

    1. TorresMagic™
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      same

  23. Fergietime
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    Brillant took caroll in for a hit

  24. Les Bleus
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    Assist?

    1. Yank Revolution
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      Payet!

  25. KingNidge
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    Payet assist

  26. Bøwstring The Carp
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    What a start to the evening 😎 😎 😎

  27. walkman666
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    Gotta think that Andy Carroll is a viable TC threat for GW37.

    1. JabbaWookiee
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      Interesting...

  28. Les Bleus
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    Was this close to doing Lukaku to Payet

  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Get in payet

  30. Mickey Tyrion™
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    Who doesn't have Payet tho?

    1. Les Bleus
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      A fair amount in my ML 😉

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      Not sure of his ownership in the top 10k . Ownership on here is not always representative of that

    3. Royal5
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      Plenty

    4. Evs
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      25% of top 10k dont