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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    It's official. Martial fail 🙁

    1. Would an idiot do that?
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Which officiate sanctioned this?

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ffs community 😉

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Martial and Mitrovic have done very little this season, yet they're both in my team...

  2. Viper
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Bolasie & Darmian -> Lanzini & Darmian -8.

    This is by far the most frustrating gwk I can ever remember.

    Fantasy gods are taking the pistachio at this stage

    1. Hobolicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      At least you kept Darmian 😉

    2. Whazza
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Darmian to Darmian for -4 was not a very good transfer tbh

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Shouldn't have brought Darmian back for a hit. 😉

    4. Viper
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      TFM 😉

    5. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Darmian to Damien
      Damien to Darmian
      Damien to Damien
      Darmian to Darmian
      😆

  3. n-doggg
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    That Delaney own goal is the rancid cherry on top of the steaming turd of this DGW. You couldn't make this shizzle up!

    1. Evasivo
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      It sucks fwiw

    2. Whazza
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You didn't have him for his double CS last gw?

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You've got loads more points that you thought you would out of him

  4. Crabwalk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Sold Darmian (who came in as second sub for me with -1 last GW) for Fosu-Mensah and have Delaney with my bench boost.

    That's annoying.

  5. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Liverpool Everton is going to be 0-0 isn't it?

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Wouldn't be worst result in the world for me, not sure what would be good for me actually.

    2. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Not a chance

    3. Would an idiot do that?
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      To spite me, yes

    4. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Doubt it - because it would suit me just fine.

  6. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Why does John Stones walk around like he owns the place. He's so arrogant and for no good reason especially after the nightmare season he's had.

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Doesn't help that the English rags have now started linking him with a £40 mill move to City, after his other moves to Barcelona and Chelsea didn't materialise...

      1. si
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He is a top player.

  7. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I don't even follow the ball anymore when I'm watching games. Just look for where my players are 😀

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Same. Constantly staring at the bench.

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

      2. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😛

    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Usually seen putting the ball in their own net

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

    3. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Same. Fpl has ruined pl for me

    4. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Robles just scratched his left butt cheek

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        -2 BPS

  8. Danno - Emre Canada
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I dont believe in assists for OGs, but what does that matter. Eh?

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You should play Sky FF then, they don't mess about with that stuff.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I remember the Sky game didn't used to have assists full stop last season.

      2. Danno - Emre Canada
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I do, well I should say I did, I got a tad excited with transfers before Christmas.....

  9. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Is Lingard playing as a CDM?

    1. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers

  10. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    saw milner 0 pts and thought oh crud hes benched again

    but no......

  11. si
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Right, I have persisted with Lingard all season and argued he is top value (£4.3m mid effectively playing off striker for 'top' team etc). About time he blooming delivered!

  12. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Only just seen Milner has a YC!! What was I thinking 🙁

  13. Yank Revolution
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    That was so Mirallasy!

  14. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    He's a greedy _____ Mirallas !!!!

    1. si
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      You'd rather that than the usual Lennon/Lallana/Navas etc

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Well...

  15. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Jaysus Mirallas...

  16. Baby Face Nelson
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    does mirallas ever pass? so selfish

  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Get mirallas off

    The greedy little t**t is useless

  18. Lyonnais
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Mirallas ffs

  19. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Does Mirallas ever pass?

  20. Psychos got ya number
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Sums up Mirallas perfectly that last effort

  21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    come on palace

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      no

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Would love a Palace goal

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        id love 2

  22. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Moreno playing further forward than Coutinho

  23. Art Vandelay
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Delaney and Milner, no Payet, Nice start...

  24. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Go away Mirallas....

  25. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Valencia exceptionally lively.

  26. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Oh mirallas

  27. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Keep shooting Coutinho

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I'm not sure Hitmen post on here.

  28. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Suarez 4th goal with 25 mins left 😀

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Now there's a TC if we ever saw one...

  29. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Someone please say that one of my players has scored.

  30. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Payet close to scoring again

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Oooh, close to points again 😉