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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Martial 3 point return from Villa and Palace home. Such a let down man

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Who cares. SAKHOOOOO

      1. Gooner Kebab
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        whoopee

    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Didn't help him not starting one! Villa was the prize pick, CPL always tricky to thrash

      1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Shouldn't have been with the team they out out tbh. It's just United being United.

    3. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Mitro man outscored him lol 😉

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Had Mitro too 😎

        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          😆

  2. eazy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ff clyne...

  3. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Oh dear Lukaku, what have I done...

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I think most of the folks here had Lukaku for gw33 & 34. He will now be sold.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        You should. My magic is very powerful.

        But because of that dare, or whatever we call it, I keep him for the season unless he gets banned/injured.

  4. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    That Coutinho goal really benefited my rivals. Need Sanchez to go nuts tomorrow

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Klopp laughing at Lucas trying to score 😆

  6. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Tbf would you have taken the 39pts TC for Smalling?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      yeah, any day!

  7. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    haha lucas u joker

  8. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Klopp! 😆

  9. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lol Klopp is a Happy man

  10. Jet5605
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Who's getting 3 BPS for Liverpool?

    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      milner

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Milner
      Sakho
      Lucas

    3. Relaxing
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      jimmy milner

  11. Elijah's Wood
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Klopp is love, Klopp is life

  12. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Haha the last 15 minutes of this game have been hilarious

  13. Gooner Kebab
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    What are guys here doing about Lukaku?

    Keep or split?

    1. RoyaleBlue
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Defoe

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Genuine question?

      Sell.

      1. Gooner Kebab
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Perhaps a sliver of hope he'd come good, fixtures over form

      2. darko
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Yes, for anyone!

  14. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    wow danny boi

  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Joel save point?

  16. davies
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Robles save!!!!!!

  17. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    How many saves for Robles?

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      9

      1. Arteta
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks!

  18. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Robles 9th save!

  19. Hect.OR 98th
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    What a night. Darmian, DDG, Milner, Moreno, Coutinho and Payet all getting me points.

  20. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    There we have our 9th Robles save.

  21. joinho
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    44 points from tonight's games with some baps to come as well, surely got to be a green arrow

  22. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    What happened to the baps master Smalling? Not even one.

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      🙁

    2. WE GO FOR IT
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Didn't have anything to do tbh. Palace hardly attacked.

    3. Crouching Tiger
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Rooney happened.

  23. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    3bps sakho?

    1. johnbarnes
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      2

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      2

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Just an estimation, no calculation, but after winning goal and other bps additions, he probably should.

  24. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Swapped out Darmian for PVA today, how silly I feel.

  25. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    So has a sturridge owner have I been screwed over again ? Not watxhing the game so be honest even if you own coutinio or studge?

  26. Whazza
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Coutinho sharing 1 bap with Lucas now

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yay 🙂

  27. johnbarnes
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    149 post-baps with Gabriel, Sanchez (c), and Iwobi tomorrow.

    1. BDMC5
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      If that's true , you Gotta go out and do the lottery . That score before Sanchez cap is mind boggling good luck. Hit the shops

    2. glufs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That is a better than average score.

  28. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone go Lovren over Sakho?

  29. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Its a joy watching Sakho play

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      LOL

      ...I agree

  30. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    that offside omfg