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26 July 2012 2132 comments
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Our series of articles assessing the potential of certain key candidates from the three promoted clubs got underway earlier today with a look at Southampton’s Rickie Lambert. Next up under analysis is skipper of the npower Championship winners Reading, Jobi McAnuff:

The left winger was a key contributor in his side’s title-winning season last time round. McAnuff missed just six league matches, playing 40 times and, with five goals and 11 assists, was the Royals’ chief creator; only Noel Hunt – with eight goals and nine assists – contributed to more of Reading’s 69 goals in 2011/12. With McAnuff’s game time looking assured for the upcoming campaign, he looks in pole position to once again play a significant part in his side’s attacking forays.

The Statistics

McAnuff began his career as a 20-year-old at Wimbledon in 2001-02. Over the course of his three seasons with the Dons he made 96 league appearances and netted 12 times before the club went into administration – as a result, he joined Alan Pardew’s West Ham in the January 2004 transfer window. His time at Upton Park was brief, however; the winger played just 13 matches and scored a single goal before making his way to Cardiff after just six months at the London club.

Once again, he was afforded little time to settle – a single season in Wales produced two goals in 44 league appearances before Crystal Palace came calling. McAnuff spent two years at Selhurst Park, returning 12 goals and seven assists in 77 league matches before joining up at Watford in June 2007 in a deal thought to be worth £1.75m. A couple of seasons at the Hornets saw the winger make 82 league appearances, scoring five times and providing 14 assists before former Watford boss Brendan Rodgers snapped up his services for Reading prior to the closure of the August 2009 transfer window. Despite Rodgers’ subsequent departure, McAnuff seems to have finally found his home at the Madejski and has flourished under the guidance of Brian McDermott. Already, he has spent three seasons at the club and, prior to the beginning of last term, was handed the armband – to date, he has appeared in 116 league matches for the Royals, scoring 12 goals and providing 27 assists.

The Prospects

Although Reading have been one of the busiest clubs in this summer’s transfer window with six new faces already unveiled, McAnuff’s position has not been threatened. The acquisition of Garath McCleary from Nottingham Forest places doubts over last season’s regular right winger, Jimmy Kebe, but McAnuff, as the skipper, looks a far more secure starter on the opposite flank.

To some extent, the downside to investing in Reading’s attacking assets is that there was no real home/away disparity in terms of goals scored last term; the Royals bagged 36 in front of their own fans and 33 on the road, meaning it could be a touch more difficult to rotate their mid-price options with as much confidence as, say, Southampton; Nigel Adkins’ side notched 13 more goals at home (49 versus 36), for example. McDermott’s tactics means the Royals utilise speed on the flank to hit on the counter, regardless of opponent – in all likelihood, there is as much chance of McAnuff producing the goods away from home as there is at the Madejski if the club keep the same approach as last season.

Costing 5.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) and 5.0 in the Sky Sports game, McAnuff is reasonably priced, considering his creative potential but there are, perhaps, question marks as to whether McDermott’s approach will be quite so fruitful in the Premier League. Of all the Royals midfield assets, though, McAnuff looks to hold the most potential, given how vital the wide men are to their attacking forays; bearing in mind the central midfielders’ main job in McDermott’s system is to sit deep in front of the back-four and break up the opposition play, their appeal looks comparatively sparse.

A double Gameweek 1 will no doubt boost McAnuff’s initial level of investment, with Reading playing host to Stoke before travelling to Chelsea but, after that, the schedule is anything but enticing. With trips to Sunderland and West Brom, allied with home clashes against Spurs and Newcastle in addition to a blank Gameweek 3, it’s fair to say the allure of Reading’s assets could quickly dissipate – bearing in mind there are a handful of similarly priced or cheaper options with better opening schedules, it could well be we treat McDermott’s men with much trepidation until their fixtures take a turn for the better.

Further Reference

Jobi McAnuff Wikipedia
Jobi McAnuff Statistics
Jobi McAnuff YouTube

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  1. JK - Cønt â­
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    If had to pick one 5 million defender to play every week who would it be? I have Hangeland atm and his fixtures work nicely in tandem with Clyne, Cuellar, and Demel, but Swans and Newcastle are both tempting.

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    1. Licky
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      Coloccini?

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    2. Optimus.
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      santon

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        If I took Brede out, he'd be my first choice

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        1. Optimus.
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          brede probably has better fixtures..i like santon as a player

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    3. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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      I got Dawson

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      1. The Bandit
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        You got stung

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    4. Chazza
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      Someone with a strong goal threat and in a solid defence, obviously. Hangeland is a good shout, maybe Shawcross.

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        ShawX's early fixtures put me off.

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        1. Chazza
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          True, but if it is every week then Hangeland will face those fixtures too some time.

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    5. Parm
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      Lets hear your team JK.

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        Friedel, Fed

        Terry, Brede, Cuellar, Demel, Clyne

        Siggy, Ramires, Michu, Taarabt, Maloney

        Rooney, Aguero, Bent

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        1. Parm
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          The midfield looks pretty lightweight....

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          1. JK - Cønt â­
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            It lacks a 2nd big hitter it is true, but the plan is to move Ramires out in GW3 for McClean, Pienaar or someone of that ilk and if Michu fails i can bring Dyer in and free up cash.

            It may seem lightweight but I am actually quite happy as i think Aguero, Rooney and bent could well top the scoring charts this season goals wise, which should serve me well.

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    6. The Bandit
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      I'm confused... If you plan to play him every week why does it matter who he is in tandem with? 😕

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        well I will bench Brede for tricky away games and some tricky home ones, those 3 cover those fixtures nicely.

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    7. Shipstontrev
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      I've got Hangeland and at the moment I'm keeping him, unless Newcastle sign Debuchy or Douglas. Not so sure about the Swans defence, could be a case of second season syndrome,

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    8. lespaul
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      STaylor

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    9. hillbillypete
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      i dont like this approach

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    10. Round and Round
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      Hangelnd looks good for the first 10 weeks. Will bring in a NEW defender during or after this period. Wouldnt go with Swans - none of them have great attacking threat and questions over whether their defence will be as solid the season.

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    11. Demel
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      STaylor

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    12. McDog
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      Santon.

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  2. Barry
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    RMT
    DDG Bevgovic
    Harte Clichy Coloccini Fabio Clyne
    Bale Song Maloney Hazard Kagawa
    Torres Pogs Aguero

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    1. Optimus.
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      are you a son of doosra?

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      1. Parm
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        I don't think he is, it lacks Koscielny, Ridgewell & Fat Frankie.

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        1. Barry
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          Doosra team good?

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            No.

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          2. Parm
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            Anything but good, he'll still be out of the top Million come Christmas.

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        2. Optimus.
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          😀 so true 😉 i just saw song

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          1. Barry
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            Harsh haha

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          2. Parm
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            Oh, and Doosra's man crush, Adebayor.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              So ... we'll see.

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      2. Shipstontrev
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        No, Ridgewell isn't there.

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        1. Barry
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          Better go change my team so.

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          1. Barry
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            Just switched Song for Hools

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  3. FPL99
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    Which 4.0 defenders are likely to start considering downgrading my defence. Here is my second attempt at a team.

    De Gea/ Federici

    Lescott/ Kaboul/ Williams/ Koscielny/ Cuellar the aim of this defence being to rotate them throughout the whole season and thus need no transfers,

    Kagawa/ Michu/ Pienaar/ McClean/Noble I know Pienaar did well on his return to Everton but in previous season its stats weren’t great why was that was he playing in a different role?

    Aguero/ Torres/ Graham 2 million in the bank to upgrade Torres to Rooney

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    1. Round and Round
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      Jelavic coming and Arteta leaving was the reason.
      Needs Spurs cover.

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      1. FPL99
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        Any 4 million defenders you can recommend?

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        1. Round and Round
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          Demel, possibly Gunter, Fonte or Nelsen if he becomes nailed on.

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          1. JK - Cønt â­
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            Clyne

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            1. FPL99
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              Cheers for the responses is it worth downgrading Lescott to Clichy at least until the Champions League starts then replacing him with a liverpool defender?

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  4. Matt_
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    Any thoughts? Thanks

    Begovic / Jaaskelainen

    Clichy / Ivanovic / Hangeland / Cuellar / Wilson

    Silva / Hazard / Taarabt / N'Zogbia / Noble

    Graham / Torres / Aguero

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      N'Zog & Noble to Hoolahan and Maloney (They rotate really well) Plus it gives you .5

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      1. Matt_
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        Hoolahan (FUL away) and Maloney (CHE @ home) GW1. I wouldn't want to play either of them.

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        1. Matt_
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          GW 2 I'd want to play both and then GW 3 neither again.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            Suit youtself but fuf, QPR, STO, WHM, FUL looks good to me.

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      2. The Bandit
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        Got a feeling about Hoolahan... less rotation would mean he could be the real deal. No room for him unfortunately

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
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          Good player. I had him in from the start last year but lambert and his rotation spoiled a good relationship.

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          1. Bad Seed
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            Don't you think Pilko has more of an eye for goal?

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  5. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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    Nzogbia, Ireland or Michu?....I cant decide

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    1. Chazza
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      Probably because they'll all be as bad as each other.

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      1. The Bandit
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        -1

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        1. Chazza
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          We shall see.

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    2. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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      Taarabt then?

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    3. FPL99
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      Michu life would be boring without risks.

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      1. The Bandit
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        Of course the other two are not risky at all......

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    4. The Bandit
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      Not Ireland. Like both the others, depends on who else you have.

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    5. Matt_
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      Depends, who are your strikers?

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      1. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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        Strikers are, Aguero, Rooney, Graham

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        1. The Bandit
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          N'Zobia then... 100%

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        2. Matt_
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          Then I wouldn't have Michu. Out of those 3 I'd have N'zog. Also consider Taarabt, McClean etc. depending on when they have runs of good fixtures throughout the season.

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    6. Specialist
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      Pienaar!

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      1. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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        I would choose Pienaar but idk his situation seems stagnant now, I feel like AVB wont loan him

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        1. Specialist
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          Fair enough, one to watch I suppose.

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  6. hillbillypete
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    wow, only just seen Michu price......disappointing.........

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    1. Optimus.
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      not surprising though after 15 goals last seson good footballer or not

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      1. hillbillypete
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        u staying the course?

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        1. Optimus.
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          i have no swans players but after gw1 when i see more im choosing a swan mf sinclair/michudyer over hazard

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      2. Hubert
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        +1

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  7. Licky
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    Is Frei a good option thinking about McCarthy Pilkington/Hoolahan and a 4.5 midfielder for rotation.

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  8. gers23
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    thoughts on this team?

    DDG/federeci

    ivanovic/lescott/hangeland/clyne/demel

    hazard/tarrabt/larsson/noble/guthrie

    aguero/bent/rooney

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    1. Renegade Master
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      pretty good imo

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  9. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    whats everyones thought on biilly jones for west brom? surely nailed on at rb?

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    1. Specialist
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      If the end of last season was anything to go by, yeah. Got him at the moment, but thinking of finding a way to upgrade to Ridgewell, seems to have more attacking potential.

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  10. Renegade Master
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    Charles Insomnia will be decent punt at 6.5

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    1. Specialist
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      Could be, yeah.. Personally don't wanna risk it from the start, but I'd more than happily jump on the bandwagon if he comes good.

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      1. Renegade Master
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        Villa set to be more attacking and he fits the bill, remember the season before for Wigan he was on FIRE......

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        1. Specialist
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          lndeed, but as has been mentioned before, Lambert likes rotation. Think Bent could be a more reliable way to get into Villa's attack to begin with, assuming he's fit and all.

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    2. The Bandit
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      Thanks, your pun is sending me to sleep.......

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      1. The Bandit
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        You are right though...

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        1. Optimus.
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          are you taking the punt on villa?

          new attacking manager alright but its wait and see for me

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          1. Renegade Master
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            i woud like Bent but cant fit slot him in so N'Zog is next best option especially with Gabby being injured

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          2. The Bandit
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            I want to but it's tough. Poss Ramires to N'Zog or Torres to Bent depending on how gw1 pans

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        2. Renegade Master
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          i'm off to bed. my wife is calling me!!!

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          1. Davido989
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            Sounds fun.

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            1. Renegade Master
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              Probably be back in 5 minutes.......

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              1. Renegade Master
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                or less...

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              2. Davido989
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                Quick sessions, eh 😉

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                1. The Bandit
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                  Cheryl rang btw, she said come back after the Olympics have ended safely, although she still wouldn't give you so much as an autograph....

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                  1. Davido989
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                    She would give me so, so much more 😉

                    But a smile from her would be enough for me.

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  11. Bad Seed
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    Here's a toughie for you, and me:

    DDG | FEDERICI
    Lescott | Ivanovic | S TAYLOR | TIERNEY | Mariappa
    KAGAWA | Hazard | Pienaar | Noble | Maloney
    Rooney | Aguero | Graham

    or

    BEGOVIC | JUSSI
    Lescott | Ivanoic | CUELLAR | DEMEL | Mariappa
    BALE | Hazard | Pienaar | Noble | Maloney
    Rooney | Aguero | Graham

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    1. gers23
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      b as its got bale imo

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      1. Bad Seed
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        though the plan with A would be to do Hazard to Bale GW2/3

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        1. gers23
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          lol A then sorry my bad m8

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        2. D1B
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          I have a very similar plan, Hazard to Bale seems a good move.

          A is similar to my team but with B's keepers. I don't trust Tierney and Mariappa though, so I'd go with B, but rather Hazard -> Kagawa after gw 1 then you can upgrade Maloney/Demel.

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  12. Davido989
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    Just come back from work. Working late shifts in an ice cream parlour isn't so bad. Love the pay, too.

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      Do they give you freebies?

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      1. Davido989
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        Yeah, its my cousins shop 😀

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        1. JK - Cønt â­
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          so you get a steady pay cheque and free ice cream. Nice gig if you can get it.

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          1. Davido989
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            😀

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  13. super zlatan
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    Frei? A good pick as 5th midfield option?

    Would leave my midfield like this

    Bale. Hazard. Michu. Pienaar. Frei

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    1. Shipstontrev
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      It depends on Dempsey. If Clint does go, Frei will be a bargain.

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      1. Bad Seed
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        why is everyone so sure that dempsey's absence guarantees frei's game time?

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        1. Specialist
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          No idea. I'd say it guarantees Ruiz or Rodallega more game time, really.

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    2. Specialist
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      Probably not in my opinion, no. Can't see him playing enough with competition from Kacanlikic, Ruiz, Duff..

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      1. Optimus.
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        yeah id say kacanlikic is more likely

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        1. super zlatan
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          Cheers for comments. Don't think I will bother with him

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  14. SuperMario69
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    who will play more hazard or kagawa?

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    1. Optimus.
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      i have both both are prone to rotation with size of squads but i reckon both will play 3/4 games

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        Both? Why?

        Seems like an unnecessary risk to me. Really expect both to hit the ground running?

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        1. Optimus.
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          there is doubt over starting places for 5/6 out of my team..high risk high reward..worth the risk my team on paper

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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            Bad move imo. Top contender for the GW2 WC

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            1. Optimus.
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              no way..im highly confident even with the risk involved

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    2. Shipstontrev
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      Kagawa, United haven't got 25 midfielders.

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    3. super zlatan
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      Give me a crystal ball..

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      1. Shipstontrev
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        OK Mystic Zlatan. Can you give me the winning lottery numbers please?

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        1. super zlatan
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          I wish!!! I am in a syndicate in work for the euro lottery and we have 12 lines I think this week. So wish me luck. 🙂

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          1. Shipstontrev
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            Only if you'll share it with me! 😉

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  15. Davido989
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    Who finds this funny?

    So I've just been watching a bit of women's Olympic footy and one thing occurred to me; the female body is an intriguing and mystifying organism. It is capable of creating, carrying and harbouring new life but also entirely incapable of making a simple six yard pass. Mesmerising.

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    1. The Bandit
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      I don't find anything you post funny.....

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      1. tangtastic
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        I've noticed you are on form tonight.

        Please don't aim at me.

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        1. The Bandit
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          My aim is true, no need to duck 🙂

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          1. King Eric, in America
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            I support WR's aim. Just saying.

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            1. Shipstontrev
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              +1

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      2. AP
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        Amen.

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    2. Optimus.
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      the goalkeepers leave alot to be desired football wise that is 😉

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    3. tangtastic
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      Not really. I've played football with plenty of mal-coordinated lard arses who talk a good game but can't even toe punt straight, and my sister in law is American and got her scholarship playing 'soccer' at an Ivy league college. She would run rings out of anyone on this page.

      Sorry if I'm taking this too seriously.

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      1. Davido989
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        I think you're taking this too seriously 😉

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        1. tangtastic
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          Sorry.

          She is worringly good.

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      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        I refuse to believe any girl is better than me at football. It's just not possible 🙂

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        1. tangtastic
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          It does screw with your head.

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    4. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Awoman's body also contains a grudge database, ready for use when she starts losing an argument!

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    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Gutted Germany didn't make it. Was looking forward to seeing Selina Wagner in action.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNUir-C0G2c

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    6. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Not even a cheeky grin, sorry.

      Did you write that yourself?

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Nope, off of Sickipedia. It got 70% positive votes and I didn't get it, so was just wondering why people find it funny.

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        1. Chazza
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          I thought so, it's not really. That kind of joke relies on the delivery more than others as well.

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      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Copied, the stuff he writes himself is far more cringeworthy.... or offensive...

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        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Offensive?

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          1. The Bandit
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            You have forgotten your own post about bombing the Olympics already? Maggot

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              1. Chazza
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 6 months ago

                You certainly are, but that's ridiculous. You can't seriously mean that?

                1) many lives will be lost and you're taking a 'so what' attitude.
                2) the end of that statement is nothing but immature.

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                1. Davido989
                  • 15 Years
                  13 years, 6 months ago

                  I understand that its immature but being a resident right next to the Olympics is nothing but stress, hassle and chaos.

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                  1. Chazza
                    • 16 Years
                    13 years, 6 months ago

                    I understand, but that is not even close to being comparable to a bombing at the Olympics? You cannot be serious...

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                  2. King Eric, in America
                    • 15 Years
                    13 years, 6 months ago

                    So, to you: parking issues = mass killing?

                    That's clearly *not* what you believe ... and you surely realize joking about it might just get some feedback, right?

                    No harm, but call it what it is ... absurd hyperbole.

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              2. King Eric, in America
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 6 months ago

                You are, and so is WR.

                Posting something like that, I get it; but you have to get that that might just get people all riled up.

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              3. Mull
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 6 months ago

                2 weeks of 'stress' for a few londoners or 80,000 deaths and you prefer the former. Moron.

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            2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 6 months ago

              Easy now

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            3. AP
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 6 months ago

              Yes Gervinho's FH is a moron, but he's also a kid. Cut him some slack.

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  16. PDLeeds
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Ok everyone... draft 4. Please let me know your thoughts...

    Green Cech
    McCartney Williams Walker Lescott Terry
    Dembele Noble Sinclair Bale Silva
    Graham Torres Petric

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    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Dembele isn't a good pick, and have you got any money for Torres to Rooney?

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      1. PDLeeds
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Only got 0.5m left in the bank...

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        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Downgrade Sinclair, and get Cashley in for Terry, who may yet be banned. Then buy Rooney on the Monday night, assuming he's not injured/sent off, as he'll be 12.3 by the Friday.

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          1. PDLeeds
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Can't see Rooney going up by that much so quickly tbh

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            1. Shipstontrev
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 6 months ago

              All the casuals will pile in when they see United are home to Fulham. Torres to Rooney will be the transfer of the week, barring the miracle of Fernando scoring.

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  17. gers23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    what do people think will happen to adam this season? imo rodgers will try and get rid.he slows the play down too much and think he gives ball away too much with his hollywood passing!!

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      talk of him to fulham in swap deal with dempsey..would be a good shout at fulham

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    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      He suits Rodgers' style of play. He'll be on the bench, don't see him leaving.

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  18. SuperMario69
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    RMT

    Freidel

    Williams A.Cole Clichy

    Kagawa Taraabt Mcanuff Yaya Toure

    Cisse(qpr) Aguero Torres(C)

    I have this team for the first GW with 4mil in the bank to use for the 2nd GW.
    Wot dya think?

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    1. Matt_
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      4mil in the bank to spend on what?

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      1. SuperMario69
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        getting rooney instead of torres, and vdVart instead of yaya toure

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  19. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    What to do with my 0.5 banked? Cheers

    Friedel, Federici
    Ivanovic, Lescott, Cuellar, Demel, Fonte
    Hazard, Bale, Dyer/5.5MID, Maloney, Noble
    Aguero, Rooney, Graham

    1 - Save for Ivanovic--->Vidic or to upgrade Dyer after Hazard--->Utd mid transfer by GW3
    2- Friedel --->DDG then Ivanovic--->Spuds/Arse defender by GW3
    3 - Fonte--->Wilson. A 3 way rotation of WHU/STO/SUN will decide my 3rd defender each GW
    4 - Dyer ---> 6M mid

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Other than Taarabt I don't like the 6 million mids

      Has to be 1 mate, Vidic all the way.

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    2. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      1 and upgrade Dyer.

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Then I have to forgo Utd defence.

        If I save that 0.5 and drop Hazard for Kagawa by GW3 then I can upgrade Dyer to a 7M mid.

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  20. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    right folks, I'm done for the night.

    C yas all l8r.

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  21. gers23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    cheeky wee puzzler here!! can you name anyone thats played in the old firm, merseyside and manchester derby??

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    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Kanchelskis?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        good call

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        1. gers23
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          yes m8.theres another more recent one

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          I hope you guys are ahead of me by Christmas. 🙂

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        kanchelskis showboating 😉

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmLZLTaMjQ

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      3. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Showing your age Trev

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        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          I know 😥 thanks for pointing it out!

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          1. tangtastic
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Right there with you though 😉

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          2. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Stand proud, Ships! 🙂

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            1. Shipstontrev
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 6 months ago

              I will 😉

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              1. 4vets
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 6 months ago

                On that note... night!

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                1. Shipstontrev
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 6 months ago

                  night.

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    2. Round and Round
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Not sure. Gibson maybe?

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Kanchelskis has scored in all 3, I think Bellamy might have played in all 3 as well.

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Bellamy?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        As for you, sunshine - I have your number. 😉

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        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          ? I'm scared.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Unpleasant little jibe up there. Thank you. 😕

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            1. Parm
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 6 months ago

              He He, I believe I predicted incorrectly, you'll at least be in the top 1 come Christmas time.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 6 months ago

                Perhaps.

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      2. Chazza
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Good shout.

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    5. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I cheated and looked it up, and I have to admit, I wouldn't have got it in a million years.

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      1. gers23
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        bellamy yh lol

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Google said Michael Ball was the other player.

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          1. gers23
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            oyea lol good player

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      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Who knew that Owen played for Celtic? I'm staggered 🙂

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          He might've been on the bench at some point.

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          1. Shipstontrev
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Or at a physio in Glasgow.

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    6. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      You got any more? I'm in the mood for a bit of football trivia.

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      1. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Before anyone asks that question, the answer is Rob Earnshaw or Kanu!

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        I'll give you the answer, what is the question?

        Brian Deane.

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  22. D1B
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    RMT:

    Jussi / Begovic (or Sorenson whichever looks in favour)

    Lescott / Fabio / Cole ( S Taylor / McCartney)
    Hazard / Taarabt / Kagawa / Pienaar (assuming he moves to everton, if not then any mid up to 7.0) (Noble)
    Aguero / Pogrebnyak / Torres

    With 2.5 m in bank and Planning on going Torres -> Rooney for 2nd gameweek and Hazard-> Bale 3rd gameweek.

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  23. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Fair enough KE.

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      fail.

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    2. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I got ya' GF. I realize you're frustrated and just expressing it. Touchy subject, though ... have to expect some sensitivity on the part of others.

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        +1

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  24. gers23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    how about this one? can u name the player thats scored a hattrik in all tiers of the english league and at international level?

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Robert Earnshaw?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        how did you answer before the question was asked 😯

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          😆 .

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        2. Chazza
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Hahaha, I saw it coming- even managed to make it a reply 😉

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      2. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        +1

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      earnshaw

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      1. gers23
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        nooooooooo lol thought i had you there lol correct earnshaw.hattrik v scotland aswell haha

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    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      We had this one earlier, Earnshaw.

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  25. Perchinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    How's my team looking, not enough Chelsea players?

    de Gea (Ruddy)

    A. Cole - Hangeland - Demel (Clyne - Cuellar)

    Noble - Bale - Frei - Silva (El Ahmadi)

    Rooney - Aguero (c) - Bent

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      You answered your own question. Frei is risky, Guthrie is also risky but same money and a dgw.

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  26. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Guessing Oscar isn't really a DGW option despite his price due to Olympics?

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  27. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Can you name the only Slovenian CURRENTLY playing in the Barclays Premier League?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Weiss?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Nope

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        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          VuÄkić of Newcastle.

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    2. bmb100
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I must say I racked my brains before looking it up and I can't imagine anyone will guess the answer unless they have the mind on an encyclopedia.

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  28. Bad Seed
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Pilkington or Hoolahan? I prefer Hools as a player but recall Pilks having more of an eye for goal.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      i hate your grav so much

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      1. Bad Seed
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        the name means i'm constantly slandering him, so take comfort in that

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  29. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Ok lads. I'm sorry for my comments about the Olympics. Thanks to KE, Chazza and Mull I've realised what I said was wrong and immature. Obviously I didn't meant anything and apologize if anyone got offended.

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    1. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I remember from a previous conversation that you are actually a kid, so its natural that you sometimes say things that you don't really mean. Its good that you're big enough to right something where you realise you might've slipped up.

      Don't beat yourself up about it.

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Sorry if thats patronising, 'kid' 😉

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    2. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      It's big of you to admit that. I know you you didn't mean it, although we're all behind a screen on here, I can tell you're not that kind of person.

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      There are others who are worse.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Really?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Yes. Really.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 6 months ago

        true..i didnt even realize his indicretion

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 6 months ago

      You didn't notice when you got a page full of put downs from people including two mods when you posted it the first time? And it's not the first time you have done similar. Grow up or sod off.

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