The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
29 December 2012 1606 comments
Mark Mark
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Football fatigue is beginning to kick-in now. I’m almost embarrassed to announce to my “other half” that, yet again, she’s faced to losing me to zombie-like status from 12.45 onwards due to another round of matches. She’s making plans for New Years day. I haven’t had the heart to tell her yet.

For obvious reasons, I find the festive programme exhausting but even the regular Fantasy manager can be forgiven for buckling under the tide of decisions and dilemmas it serves up at a relentless pace. The big plus, however, is that transfer crimes and decision making demeanors can be quickly banished by the rapid onset of another Gameweek – an early opportunity to redeem ourselves.

Personally, I just want to steer my way out of this period with a respectable rank intact and a semblance of a lead on Granville. At the moment, my Christmas will be remembered for my Wildcard gamble on Wayne Rooney going into the busy schedule, and then the hapless punt on Edin Dzeko once we got there. Both can be neatly filed under “calamitous”; should Dzeko fail to turn up at Norwich today, I’ll be shifting that particular move under “disastrous”.

Gareth Bale’s hat-trick and Robin Van Persie’s consistency have kept me afloat and ensured that, so far, this isn’t yet a Christmas to forget just yet, but with two more quick Gameweeks to follow, I’m taking nothing for granted.

Today I’m forced to go with Dzeko again, knowing all too well that if Roberto Mancini fails to throw him in at Carrow Road, it will be easy to convince myself that he’ll roll him out against the giant barrier that Stoke will provide for Gameweek 21. Can I possibly find a reason to keep Dzeko every week? It’s becoming a real concern.

I take great comfort that, for once, the The Daily Mail are on my side: they are the only paper this morning that dares to suggest that Mancini will change his misfiring strike force and start with Dzeko up top. The rest, predictably, feel that we’ll see Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez given another run-out and further opportunities to waste David Silva’s ammunition.

Elsewhere, it’s interesting that the Sun are the only paper backing a start for Javier Hernandez against West Brom: all four of our other sources this morning (with the Guardian not bothering to issue Squad Sheets), opt for Danny Welbeck alongside Robin Van Persie. The Times even goes so far to suggest that Shinji Kagawa will earn a cheeky start on the flank with Antonio Valencia missing out.

The other point of interest is that the press feel that David Luiz’s stay in central midfield is unlikely to continue. The Sun, the Telegraph and the Mail all have Luiz shifted back to central defence to make way for the return of Ramires alongside Mikel. The Times also have Luiz restored with Gary Cahill in defence, with Frank Lampard starting at Everton. It also seems that the press regard Eden Hazard and Oscar as exclusive assets in the Chelsea lineup: three go with the Belgian this morning, with the Telegraph and the Mail opting to start with Oscar in Rafa’s lineup, leaving Hazard benched once again.

As we ponder such permutations, another Saturday stroll is completed. Our route now almost too familiar, having trudged its path a good few times in the past week. Football fatigue has taken me somewhat by surprise – it’s hard to imagine getting too much of a “good thing” but then when my spirits are dependent on Edin Dzeko turning up, I guess I’ve only got myself to blame.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Pap Le Cissier
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    • 13 Years
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    And calm.....

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  2. NATSTER
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    Done. RvP (c) Cazorla (vc)

    Starting Demel and keeping Shorey on the bench.

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Gud luck

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      1. NATSTER
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        You too.. 🙂

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  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    times up

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  4. nedfoo
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    Good luck all!

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  5. Sparker
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    Asked this before - but how do you link your team to FFS?

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    2. Pap Le Cissier
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      All in faq page. Link is right at the bottom of this one

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      1. Sparker
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        Thanks lads.

        Just discovered the FAQ when I changed browser. Web-site fail!

        In Google Chrome it's hidden to the right of the copyright banner with no scroll bar or anything - can only access it by searching "FAQ" using the Find tool.

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  6. Kevin Mirallas Appreciation
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    Captain hindsight here, reminding you that
    -You should be more prepared and not ask these question a few minutes before the deadline
    -You shouldn't be so indecisive we minuscule things like VC and first sub

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    1. Kevin Mirallas Appreciation
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      *with

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        Captain, your Scottish roots are showing through 😉

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      But I like the buzz from being on here and speed reading everyone's posts!

      Keep it up one and all!

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    3. elkunaguero
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      bench order can be vy important, especially during periods of squad rotation

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      you're exceeding you're remit here fella. You're supposed to tell us what we SHOULD HAVE DONE

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      1. Kevin Mirallas Appreciation
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        I sincerely apologise for such a glaring mistake. I promise, as the superhero of this community to never let it happen again.

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  7. FBI Man
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    Ill be happy now if rvp doesnt prefrom he needs a break

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  8. @Team Shark FC
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    http://prntscr.com/nin1x

    comments are needed!

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  9. super zlatan
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    What is all the shyte about doubts over rvp??

    Ppl trolling?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      just people trying to cause ____

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      1. The Bandit
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        lol, you are the biggest scaremonger on here....

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          3 nipples, huh?

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          1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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            😆

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    2. Sean.
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      there's nothing on twitter

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    3. Pap Le Cissier
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      Must be. Just went off to have a look but found Zilch, zip, zero, notta, absolutely bugger all!

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    4. Zep
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      One randomer posted it on Twatter, so it must be true...

      🙄

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      1. The Bandit
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        Nothing on twitter, a dick on here said there was....

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        1. Pinoche
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          He was refering to him

          https://twitter.com/trapstar8?p=s

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          1. heartsattack
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            His bird looks like she's well stacked.

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      2. Pratik
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        How about you? RVP or Walcott?

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    5. Zep
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      The guy that was posting earlier got it from this guy...

      https://twitter.com/trapstar8

      Nothing more than chinese whispers..

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  10. Hatter
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    Deadline

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  11. That\'s a different Ma…
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    So do we now get the freebie wild card today?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Next week

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  12. Koflok
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    Tottenham to win. Good bet?

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    1. nedfoo
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      Makes sense, but then again, I'm not a betting man.

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    2. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Odds?

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      1. Koflok
        • 13 Years
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        2.08

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  13. Locarno
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    Looking forward to picking next week's team. It can't be worse than this week's pile of shite.

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    1. big oak
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      depends
      all teams playing at home this week will be playing away next week

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    2. super zlatan
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      Really hope Michu will be back

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    3. Jafooli
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      So true Locatno.......steaming dung heap of a defense......

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    4. isacki: full casual
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      Telling it as it is!

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  14. big oak
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    any transfer news in the real world with the transfer window closing
    i know about sturridge but being a striker playing on the wing should not affect this game much except that it limits the appeal of sterling

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
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      No, they are saying if sturridge signs then he will be the central striker with Suarez playing off him.

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  15. super zlatan
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    Dear robin (c)

    Score me a hattie for shits and giggles??

    Lots of love

    Zlatan

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    1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      I swalk'd all over mine 😉

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      1. super zlatan
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        :-).

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    2. Pratik
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      Each gameweek you start off with a mini love letter, right?

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      1. super zlatan
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        You know me well pratik. 😉

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    3. Pinatta
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      And then what .. 50% ownership, everyone captaining him, nothing to win there

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  16. Rafabio
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    "As expected, Manchester United has dominated the recent series. United is undefeated (9-0-2) in their last 11 meetings in all competitions and last 15 league games. West Brom hasn’t defeated United since a League Cup win nine years ago, and the Baggies' most recent league victory in the series was in 1984. West Brom is also winless in 14 straight games at Old Trafford in all competitions, winning last in 1978."

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  17. TheKingThierry
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    If Rvp is out then he won't come on for a one pointer at least so Theo Is my man !

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    1. The Bandit
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      This is your RVP troll folks.... 🙄

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    2. Pratik
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      If RVP is out, I don't know who is my man

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    3. Zep
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      I doubt that your source is not a legitimate source, just some randomer from Nevada of all places...

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      1. Zep
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        is a*

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    4. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Ladies and Gentlemen, here he is.... *stands up and applaudes*

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    5. TheKingThierry
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      Haha we'll see

      Im only pointing it out and if he doesn't play you can shhh

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  18. Jafooli
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    Did I just hear there on the radio there is a pitch inspection at Emitares?

    Slightly pissed, so not sure.......

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    1. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 28 days ago

      Come on. I don't have Any Arsenal 😆 😛

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
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      Arsenal trying to sneak a triple GW next month?

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    3. TheKingThierry
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 27 days ago

      Hasn't rained that much .its the drink kicking in

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  19. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 28 days ago

    11.28 "that's it, Tevez out for Torres"
    11.29 "come on phone, load quicker"
    11.30 "come on Tevez you beautiful man." bloody phone and shite wifi (and shite wife but that's another story)

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    1. Pap Le Cissier
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      • 13 Years
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      John Terry doesnt think so...

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        And Rooney still owes her a fiver (she had no change)

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        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          😀

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Disloyalty breeds bitterness ... 😛

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    3. Jafooli
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      😀 good luck tucker

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    4. isacki: full casual
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      Sigh. Been there.

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      1. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 27 days ago

        You too?! Bloody hell! 😉

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    5. A.T
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      Shite wife lol. I know what you mean

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  20. Studgie G
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    Silva (c) 🙂

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      (vc) here

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    2. Pratik
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      Brave choice

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      1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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        Silly*

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      2. Studgie G
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        Now or never

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      Have a feeling my Silva > Bale was a week late and I will be further punished with his hattie of assists against Nor.

      Pls get a 2 pointer Silva. Sorry dude.

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  21. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    Fulham vs Swansea predictions?

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    1. Long Live King Eric
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      goalless

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    2. Locarno
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      2-1

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    3. dinamika
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      2-0

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    4. Shaps
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      1-0

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  22. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
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    More tid-bits to nibble on:

    "Manchester United leads the league with 48 goals, 11 more than any other team. So perhaps it's not surprising that the Red Devils also lead the league with 11 goals from corner kicks, but that is a noteworthy five more than any other team. West Brom has defended corners relatively well this season, conceding three goals, tied for sixth-fewest in the league."

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  23. ILOVEBAPS
    • 13 Years
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    Best of luck everyone!

    Especially to EVS; WR; Snake Juice; and... and... and... I forget. Just everyone. 🙂

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    1. The Bandit
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      Thanks, you too 🙂

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 27 days ago

        Pleasure. So, who did you captain o' mysterious one?

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    2. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 27 days ago

      Cheers sugar tits!

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 27 days ago

        Why you ... tehehe.

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  24. Piggs Boson
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    Welbeck and Hernandez start

    organising a fishing trip together over the summer break.

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Really wish Suarez had been injured so I could have done Suarez to Chico. Ah well, come on the racist!

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    2. Rafabio
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      Morning Giggsy!

      That actually had me for a second 🙂

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  25. Optimus.
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    after the deadline im doing young/hughes to mata/3.8...have just the exact funds before hughes drops tonight...ill take it on the chin if mata is rested

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      But I have a glass jaw!!!

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    2. big oak
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      who's the 3.8 u have in mind?
      or u dnt care coz he wnt be anywhere near the starting 11

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      1. Forget Special, I am the ON…
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        Marriappa is 3.8

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
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        marriappa/harte i think

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  26. Shaps
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    My Predictions for this Gameweek: RVP to get a yellow and Walcott to score a brace, and yes I am being very biased

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  27. Koflok
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    RVP unlikely to start. He just had a horrible accident that might've killed him said Ferguson.

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Decapitated?

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    2. Kevin Mirallas Appreciation
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 27 days ago

      Pray for van Persie

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    3. Epic Fail
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      Finger slipped through the paper when wiping his arse.

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      1. Optimus.
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        should have doubled up

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      2. Shaps
        • 13 Years
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        Happens to us all....

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      3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        That was no accident...

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        1. Epic Fail
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          😯

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          1. Rafabio
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            LMAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

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          2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            Direct quote from a friend in a strip club 😉

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        2. Optimus.
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          😆

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      4. Koflok
        • 13 Years
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        +1

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    4. elkunaguero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 27 days ago

      A ball hits his head during training

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    5. keeney
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      Kick footballs out of sport !!

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    6. That\'s a different Ma…
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      Rvp capt - there is no plan b 🙂

      Mitchu vc just to make sure

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  28. Gobigorgohome
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    😆 The Guy from Twitter seems serious.. 😀

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  29. Art Vandelay
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    I was sure I would bottle the captaincy and go with Robin Reliant. But no. Step forward The Walcott 😀

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  30. Qubit
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    Bet i regret not getting rid of Michu for Walcott, probably because walcott will score and Michu will then be out next week as well.

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