The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
29 December 2012 1606 comments
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Football fatigue is beginning to kick-in now. I’m almost embarrassed to announce to my “other half” that, yet again, she’s faced to losing me to zombie-like status from 12.45 onwards due to another round of matches. She’s making plans for New Years day. I haven’t had the heart to tell her yet.

For obvious reasons, I find the festive programme exhausting but even the regular Fantasy manager can be forgiven for buckling under the tide of decisions and dilemmas it serves up at a relentless pace. The big plus, however, is that transfer crimes and decision making demeanors can be quickly banished by the rapid onset of another Gameweek – an early opportunity to redeem ourselves.

Personally, I just want to steer my way out of this period with a respectable rank intact and a semblance of a lead on Granville. At the moment, my Christmas will be remembered for my Wildcard gamble on Wayne Rooney going into the busy schedule, and then the hapless punt on Edin Dzeko once we got there. Both can be neatly filed under “calamitous”; should Dzeko fail to turn up at Norwich today, I’ll be shifting that particular move under “disastrous”.

Gareth Bale’s hat-trick and Robin Van Persie’s consistency have kept me afloat and ensured that, so far, this isn’t yet a Christmas to forget just yet, but with two more quick Gameweeks to follow, I’m taking nothing for granted.

Today I’m forced to go with Dzeko again, knowing all too well that if Roberto Mancini fails to throw him in at Carrow Road, it will be easy to convince myself that he’ll roll him out against the giant barrier that Stoke will provide for Gameweek 21. Can I possibly find a reason to keep Dzeko every week? It’s becoming a real concern.

I take great comfort that, for once, the The Daily Mail are on my side: they are the only paper this morning that dares to suggest that Mancini will change his misfiring strike force and start with Dzeko up top. The rest, predictably, feel that we’ll see Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez given another run-out and further opportunities to waste David Silva’s ammunition.

Elsewhere, it’s interesting that the Sun are the only paper backing a start for Javier Hernandez against West Brom: all four of our other sources this morning (with the Guardian not bothering to issue Squad Sheets), opt for Danny Welbeck alongside Robin Van Persie. The Times even goes so far to suggest that Shinji Kagawa will earn a cheeky start on the flank with Antonio Valencia missing out.

The other point of interest is that the press feel that David Luiz’s stay in central midfield is unlikely to continue. The Sun, the Telegraph and the Mail all have Luiz shifted back to central defence to make way for the return of Ramires alongside Mikel. The Times also have Luiz restored with Gary Cahill in defence, with Frank Lampard starting at Everton. It also seems that the press regard Eden Hazard and Oscar as exclusive assets in the Chelsea lineup: three go with the Belgian this morning, with the Telegraph and the Mail opting to start with Oscar in Rafa’s lineup, leaving Hazard benched once again.

As we ponder such permutations, another Saturday stroll is completed. Our route now almost too familiar, having trudged its path a good few times in the past week. Football fatigue has taken me somewhat by surprise – it’s hard to imagine getting too much of a “good thing” but then when my spirits are dependent on Edin Dzeko turning up, I guess I’ve only got myself to blame.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. isacki: full casual
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    His head fell off in the tunnel. Ashley Williams is facing murder charges.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      That will do as a reply fail 😆

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        That all sounds pretty gruesome!

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Lets put it this way, if SAF was a witness he'd be done for perjury!

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  2. Locarno
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    Oops. Think I forgot to take Vertonghen off my bench. Goal please, Sunderland. Bale oggie, preferably.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      I hate that feeling. Three GWs ago I brought in Giroud and Olsson (bad enough) at the deadline and the game updated before I could get them off the bench.

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      1. Locarno
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        I'm not too bothered. If this game was ranked on only defences, I'd be 2.5millionth and something. Doesn't matter who I play, I get 2, 1, 0, 1. Every week.

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          What really pisses me off is that this was happening to me when I had Baines, Johnson, sagna...

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  3. Crouch Potato!
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    QPR make bid for W Ham midfielder Mohamed Diame, ssn.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      This changes my WC plan.

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        Cannot imagine why 😉

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Whats that 3 teams in 1 year rule?

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    3. Jönny
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      QPR make bid for a player expected to be out injured until after they've already sealed their delegation... Well, one more wage bill won't kill them I guess.

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      1. Jönny
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        *relegation! Damn phone.

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        1. Crouch Potato!
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          Yeah blame the phone, 😉 Close to return from injury as far as I'm aware.

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          1. Jönny
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            Joking aside he'd be a great signing for you if he's fit, provided you can shift a lot of the deadwood first.

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            1. Crouch Potato!
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              Harry will do plenty of shifting methinks.

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Bugger orfff!!! 😡

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        Morning Doos, if we go down, were taking your players with us 😉

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  4. The Finnisher
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    Jaaskelainen (NOR)
    Enrique (SUN) Sagna (sou) Davies (AVL)
    Michu (AVL) Mata (QPR) Bale (RDG) Walcott (sou)
    Ba (EVE) RVP (wig) Suarez (SUN)

    Now lets see how crap this looks in 5 hours..

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    1. funny money
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      michu is out isn't he?

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        See my grav

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      2. The Finnisher
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        For Fulham yeah, for Villa we dont know.

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    2. Manamongst
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      sagna doesn't inspire me, it's like he's out there playing not to get hurt or not to f88K-up

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      1. patrickhatrick
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        Easy 6 points then!

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  5. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Thats dedication from Mark - even including the baby on the RMT podcast!!

    Looking forward to using it.

    A good indicator will be how closely the cumulative total of all predicted points matches the actual total on a given gameweek.

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  6. funny money
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    bego

    sagna/cole/enrique (I am specialising in the second best wingbacks at clubs)

    Cazorla/Silva/Bale/Sterling

    RVP (C)/Berba/Mackie

    Bunn Cuellar/Ridgewell/Michu (inj)

    decent enough but no Chelsea attacking coverage. I am on a LONG captaincy points drought. pretty much since GW2.

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    1. funny money
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      just heard RVP is dead. Damn.

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        He will still score!

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  7. Namtab Nomolos
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    Arise Sir Bradley Wiggins. Nice way to round off the year.

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  8. Jafooli
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    Anyone got four eggs I can borrow?

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  9. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    SO WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT THIS GW I AM!!!!!!!

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  10. big oak
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    im gonna lose a lot of money using my WC next week
    most of my players have actually increased in price but the likes of sterling carzola huth silva taarabt have to go
    while rvp michu and bego will stay coz if they are out then there is no way i can get them back

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    1. Bad Seed
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      You're shipping Cazorla? I'm bringing him in!

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  11. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Shttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    I did Walcott (C)

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  12. Shaps
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    So does this mean Michu is safe from getting a 5th yellow?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Yup.

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    2. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Yes

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
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      yep #silverlining

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    4. Gobigorgohome
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      This

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    5. Jimmers
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      Yes

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    6. Epic Fail
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      While he's not playing?

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  13. Demí
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    Danny Guthrie 33/1 to open the scoring on Betfair...

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      4.1.... ANYONE?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Already got him 🙂

        According to advice on here it was worth taking a hit to get Walcott rather than play him.

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      Is he even playing?

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    3. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Worth laying 😉

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    4. The Finnisher
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      I am on it.

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  14. isacki: full casual
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    I put michu in my starting lineup with Demel 1st sub and Puncheon 2nd.

    I THINK this was smart.

    I THINK.

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  15. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Prediction of the day

    Most Captained : RvP

    Most Vice Captained : Tevez

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    1. Shaps
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      +1

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Boselli (C)
      Owen (vc)

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  16. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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    15.02 Demi post Man Utd line up with no RVP in it

    15.03 This site is crushed down

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    1. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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      I meant on my time zone, GMT+1

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      If he's posting it at 15:02 he's left it a little late

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      1. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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        Look above

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    3. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      No bother to me,

      Clyne will come on to replace him!

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    4. Jax
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      he posts the team at 14.02 not 15.02...

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      1. Jax
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        RVP will start.

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  17. The Bandit
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    Tommy...

    I captained RVP..

    May the best man win... 😉

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    1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Good luck WR (and Tommy) 😉

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      1. The Bandit
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        Cheers.. 🙂

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  18. super zlatan
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    Good luck everyone

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    1. Christina.
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      Grrrrr

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  19. Independiente
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    Anyone do the FFS Bale bet at the start of the season? 11/1 10 goals 10 assists,
    i did a tenner! makes up for the Vermallen one at least!

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Nice! Remember that those will be real assists, not FPL assists...

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      Nice one if you did!

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    3. Locarno
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      *Bale breaks both legs*

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    4. Shaps
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      How far away is he from it?

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      1. Independiente
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        Can't check t moment but 8/9 goals and 4/5 assists i think

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  20. Stephen - Robot Daniels
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    This is just going to be one of those crap game weeks I can tell. Weird rotation will strike, i'll only be able to field 9 players and I feel dirty even looking at my team 🙁

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  21. Optimus.
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    walcott is going to zlatner newcastle...hopefully

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    1. The Bandit
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      Injured after coming off the bench....

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      1. Optimus.
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        jeze dont say that

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  22. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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    Michu and RVP starting

    1st sub: Maloney
    2nd sub: Clyne

    😕

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Puncheon and Cuellar for me. 🙂

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  23. Arse Craic
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    Come on Cazorla!

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    1. SneakyPete
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      +42

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  24. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Blimey. There are some miserable arseholes on this site, of a Saturday. 🙁

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    1. Mavric Marco
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      Haha, its because there rank is sooo low and they know nothing about football 😛

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        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Easy now.

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    2. Epic Fail
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      I'm not miserable.

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    3. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Go and make yourself a cuppa then, you grumpy old fart 😉

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Look in the mirror 😛

      Just kidding

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    5. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Hey Doos. It's me vs thee in TLAWR today! 🙂

      May the best man(ager) win... *laughs maniacally while sat in my office swivel chair stroking a pussy*

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
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        😯 what?

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    6. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Oh bugger off.

      😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        You know who I mean - and it ain't you two!!! 😛

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          Indeed, I try not to come on here pre-11.30am on Saturday.

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    7. Optimus.
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      cheer up 😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        OK! 😀

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    8. Pap Le Cissier
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      Easy Steptoe...

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    9. ILOVEBAPS
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      Not wrong. Lots of negativism.

      Should be more Berberism and Theoism!

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    10. Locarno
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      And that's just the Hammers fans...

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        If the cap fits ... 😛

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    11. Mark
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      I set the tone with my preamble 😉

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  25. A.T
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    Name that sport

    Do dooby do do, do do do do, dooby do do do do

    Oi oi oi

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    1. Jax
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      darts

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      1. A.T
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        Correct. Your turn.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Sinatra bashing.

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      1. A.T
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        Is that an Australian sport doo's. like wife beating?

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      😆

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  26. Pap Le Cissier
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Right, time for me to get off Malcolm Tuckers wife and get home! 😉

    Have a good one all

    PS Malcolm, tenner is on the bedside table... 😀

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    1. Locarno
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      ... you can keep the change.

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  27. Barnabus
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Well, I've gone differential crazy.

    Benteke (c)

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      No. Just crazy.

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    2. Mavric Marco
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      could be a touch of class mate

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    3. Test Eagles
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      Not so crazy methinks lad

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  28. Champ
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    I hate Vodafone.

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  29. Koflok
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    BREAKING NEWS!

    soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1223965/man-utd-striker-robin-van-persie-joins-wayne-rooney-on-injury-list

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    1. BruLee2
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      die

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      1. Koflok
        • 13 Years
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        he may be

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        1. La Roja
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          don't be a knob and post old stupid news dude

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    2. Rafabio
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      November 12, 2012

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  30. Optimus.
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    so who is everyones vc?

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    1. Christina.
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      Santa

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      The Berb-a-ram-a-dam-a-ding-dong.

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