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5 March 2011 954 comments
Mark Mark
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Saturday’s early kick-offs are the scourge of us Fantasy Managers. I’m convinced that Sky’s 12.45 schedule is accountable for many a hasty transfer, or ill-judged team selection – prompted by the temptation of actually being able to settle down with a belated fry-up and watch your player(s) in action.

Today’s early kick-off at St Andrews was another example. Although in Birmingham’s case, our scramble to recruit two or three of their Wembley winners was surely fuelled by the allure of another tempting double fixture. I’ve got to confess however, the prospect of watching Nikola Zigic lumber about St Andrews, colliding with the fragile West Brom backline played a part in my own 11.23 decisions. I had the kettle boiling in preparation.

Suitably seduced, our ardour was immediately dampened by the sight of Zigic hunched under the plastic roof of the Birmingham bench. McLeish’s post-match obituary for his side’s miserable 3-1 defeat, revealed a groin injury for the towering Serb. Throwing him on would be too risky according to Birmingham’s medical team. You have to wonder why McLeish even named the striker on the bench then – perhaps he makes a decent wind break.

Without the knowledge of the injury during the game, we were left to watch on, awaiting a Zigic introduction. It looked inevitable as the Birmingham defence repaid our Fantasy investment by flapping and flailing haplessly under the questionable might of West Brom’s attacks. But, hampered by a “risky groin” Zigic never arrived.

The Serb looked perplexed. Frustration boiled in the McLeish veins. He should be worried – Birmingham’s defeat leaves them right in relegation mire. Last Sunday’s trophy will be rendered an almost worthless trinket should they fall any deeper.

Talking of worthless – what now for Zigic and our Birmingham back four investments? We’re now looking to Wednesday’s trip to Goodison with our hopes dependent on Zigic’s groin. Zigic’s bloody groin. That might be six foot off ground but I can’t help but think that, in my Fantasy season, it marks an all-time low.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. "The Special One"
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    +1 tall prick

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Not his fault...

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      1. "The Special One"
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        no1 knew he was injured had nearly 100k transfers in...

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  2. Straight_Red
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Nightmare of a game week!!!

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  3. Ernie_Schitt
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Worst. Week. Ever.

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  4. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    I have Nani & Rooney playing tomorrow and I hope they get 2 points between them 😆

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  5. Egg noodle
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    i've tried asking this before, im going to try one more time.

    what are the monetary benefits of owning a football club apart from the status an fame? are there any at all? all i hear is the debt keeps increasing for every club. i really dont understand why all these multizillionaires invest in football clubs.

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    1. Marknlard
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Either that, or they think that there's going to be a big change in the future (39th game, Euro Super League, individual tv rights, explosion in eastern market) that will mean more money to clubs than there is now.

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      1. Egg noodle
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        but surely roman abramovich didnt spend 50mill on torres based on unassured future possibilities.

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    2. Bedok
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Either the buyers have billions and the team is a play thing or the team is abismal yet appreciates in value, and then there is the tax write off. These guys have money. They may be crass, foul, or wise, but they will still be wealthy when it's over. And we will still be playing fantasy football.

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  6. pstokes2010
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    what kinda points has everyone?

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    1. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Shitty ones.

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      1. Marknlard
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I've lucked out with the baps, an unexpected 6.

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      28 points with a few still to play

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      1. Elts
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        25 with 6 to play. Not great.

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  7. Mole
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Odemwingie played for 45 minutes and scored the same number of points as my four defenders (Foster Coleman Kolarov Johnson). Rubbish week.

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    1. cucumber
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      same. at least the average will be low

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  8. PlayPercentage
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Any sign of the BPs?
    They are vital this week!

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  9. Waldaz
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Nasri 3 bps, thank you very much!

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    1. Elts
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      plus lots. Same with Silva!! Silva;s points are not far off the rest of my team;s put together

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  10. DangerousSnails
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    Never been so pleased with 27 points before! 🙂

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  11. djt
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    arteta 2points/ nasri 3 points

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  12. Lewis - Sky Pod
    • 15 Years
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    Yaya 2 bp

    Nasri 3 bp

    Saha 1 bp

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  13. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Silva 3, Nasri 3, Saha 1.
    happy with that!

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  14. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    silva 3 bps

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  15. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Arshavin 1 BP!

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    1. cucumber
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      congrats. you must be delighted.

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    2. Reed_Rothchild
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Not worth that 12 point hit to perform team surgery.

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
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        Eh?

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          14 years, 9 months ago

          😆

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    3. Bubbles
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      THE player to have this week...

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  16. "The Special One"
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    BP's out yet??

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    1. Locarno
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      No - the previous 20 posts were discussing the giant petrol company...

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      1. Back on the horse
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        you have voiced well, what we were surely all thinking.

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  17. JamieG
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    31 with Suarez and Nani to go. What a mare!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      piss orf

      i'd love that

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    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      27, you mean

      My respect for people on this site has plummeted today.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        and he has 3 dgw players to play as well! Poor post.

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  18. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    nasriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    only thing to please me all day

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  19. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Nothing for Mensah or Bramble is laughable.

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  20. Rasping Drive
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Thank goodness for David Silva. And at least Reading thrashed Boro.

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  21. Well you know, Triffic
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    Saha got the bp for not getting injured.

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    1. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Rightly so!

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        +1. It's a fantastic achievement.

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      He missed so many good chances, suprised he got the Bap.

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  22. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Hart 1 bonus point, come again. 2 saves made great contribution.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      duff???

      jammy cvnt

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      1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        Genius is the word you are looking for.

        Lucky is not selecting a player with a good home fixture and him scoring.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          kudos

          i have just had an epiphany

          i take too much influence from this site when making transfers

          must check more stats...

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  23. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Fudge this I'm off to the pub. Thank the Lord the lads I'm drinking with play FPL as well otherwise some poor bastard is in for an incredibly tedious evening listening to me bewailing my lot 🙂

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  24. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    young missed a pen? just heard

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  25. Reed_Rothchild
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    14 years, 9 months ago

    I think Mark did his Scout picks from his laptop in the London Underground subway again.

    I don’t care about Villa’s fixtures. Ashley Young is gone as soon as VDV is fit.

    Foster only gets clean sheets against team you don't expect it to happen against. That was reinforced today.

    LOL @ those people who got Nasri

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    1. Bubbles
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      Nasri's 5 points seem pretty damn good now.

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    2. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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      He got 5 points, that is fine.

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  26. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    It is not lowest Mark u got 3 BP from your captain. Look on the bright side.

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  27. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.

    The barman says, "Right, who's first?"

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    1. PFOR
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      These jokes are getting progressively worse Locarno 🙂

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      1. Locarno
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        14 years, 9 months ago

        I know! You should see the one I have planned for 10pm. 🙂

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  28. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Low isnt the word Mark- worst score in 5 years. It's actually kinda funny 😀

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  29. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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    I have to admit I think that the West Brom bonus points are bang on.

    Morrison 3
    Olsson 2
    Scharner 1

    All had very good games, it proves the FPL judges are human and sometimes get it right.

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  30. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Millionaire Club safety score = 25 😯

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 9 months ago

      i am out

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I am joking. 🙂

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          lol oh

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