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The international break grants Sun Dream Team managers another chance to make three changes to our lineups. Transfer Window 2 is now open and we have until kick-off at Goodison for the Merseyside derby on November 23 to make our fixes.

In this latest Dream Team feature, we offer an in-depth look at the fixtures at play between now and the next Transfer Window in January and identify some of the key targets when deciding on your three trades.

Transfer Window 2 – Dates and Fixtures

As always, our three transfers are available on a “use them or lose ‘em” basis so, even if you’re lineup looks settled, it’s well worth running the rule over the fixture list in an attempt to maximise returns.

This takes some close examination of the schedule between this window and Transfer Window 3 – the next opportunity we’ll get to tweak our teams – which arrives on January 21 and closes on February 1.

When we look at this in terms of traditional Gameweeks, we can see that we’re dealing with 11 Premier League fixtures, falling between Gameweek 12 to 22. Our members can immediately turn to their Season Tickers and begin to consider how this will influence their decisions. On the members’ ticker you can narrow the selection to Gameweeks 12-22 and simply sort by difficulty – they can also apply the “Attacking” and “Clean Sheet” filters to get a view on potential goals and shut-outs for each team.

In addition to league matches, Dream Team managers also have to take in cup competitions.

Here’s a breakdown of the extra fixtures that fall between Transfer Windows 2 and 3.

Capital One Cup
Fifth Round

FA Cup
Third Round

Europa League
Matchdays 5 & 6

Champions League
Matchdays 5 & 6

While all Premier League sides will be active in the FA Cup, the other cup tournaments create a clear division to give us the following distribution of fixtures in this Window:

16 Fixtures (11 PL, 1 FAC, 2 CL/EL, 1 C1C) – Man City, Man United, Tottenham, Chelsea

15 Fixtures (11 PL, 1 FAC, 2 CL/EL) – Arsenal, Swansea

13 Fixtures (11 PL, 1 C1C, 1 FAC) – Stoke, Sunderland, West Ham

12 Fixtures (11 PL and 1 FAC) – Aston Villa, Cardiff, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Hull City, Liverpool, Newcastle, Norwich, Southampton, West Brom

As we can see above, those teams with European commitments still have the advantage of additional fixtures, although we must consider that we’re now dealing with the final matches of the group stages, with Matchday 6 perhaps primed for heavy rotation – particularly for those teams who manage to seal qualification prior to those ties.

Manchester City have qualified for the knock-out rounds already, which could see Manuel Pellegrini rest key players in their remaining ties. Both United and Chelsea could ensure their qualification in Matchday 5, with Arsenal perhaps the most likely to go into the final group match still uncertain of their fate; Napoli and Dortmund seem set to push them all the way.

As for the Europa League, Tottenham look certain to win their group and have already qualified so it’s only Swansea’s fate that’s uncertain. We can expect continued rotation from Andre Villas-Boas, then, with Michael Laudrup perhaps more likely to field a strong starting XI for the Swans’ remaining ties.

The Players

With four teams destined for 16 matches between now and Transfer Window 3, we need to make their players our priority, assessing how rotation will make an impact and targeting those most likely to profit from the extra fixtures.

Both City and United present us with issues. It seems unlikely that Sergio Aguero (£7.0m) will see action in all four of their cup ties but, with David Silva’s (£5.5m) fitness currently a concern, the Argentine still looks by far the strongest attacking option on offer in the City ranks along with Yaya Toure (£6.0m). The Ivorian is currently tucked in behind Aaron Ramsey in the Dream Team midfield rankings, while Aguero is topping the striker table with 108 points.

While that pair will be prime targets in this window, defensively, City are a no-go. They don’t have a single defender in the top 20 Dream Team rankings, whilst Joe Hart’s (£6.0m) start looks far from assured, having recently lost the jersey to Costel Pantilimon.

On the other side of Manchester, both Wayne Rooney (£7.0m) and Robin van Persie (£8.0m) offer obvious appeal – Rooney has 7 goals from 15 appearances, with the Dutchman firing 8 from 13. Rooney has 5 Star Man awards to his name, however, a stat that has kept him simmering above Van Persie. Meanwhile, the gulf in ownership is huge – Rooney is present in just 2% of Dream Team lineups, while his strike partner is still owned by over 63% of Dream Team managers. There’s a clear differential on offer, then, for those brave enough to back Rooney to go on keeping pace.

Aside from the two strikers, there is little on offer from United in attacking quarters, although their defence may be worth considering in anticipation of David Moyes’ side stiffening up as the title race intensifies. Phil Jones, priced at just £4.0 million, could be an intriguing option given that he looks set to deputise in midfield for the injured Michael Carrick until the New Year. Jones is already the top scoring United Dream Team defender on 49 points.

Tottenham have let us down badly when it comes to goals, with new signings Christian Eriksen (£4.0m), Erik Lamela (£4.0m) and Roberto Soldado (£4.5m) failing to live up to pre-season hype. All three are likely to shipped out in big numbers over this window, with the Spurs defence earning far greater interest, having earned 11 clean sheets to this point. Hugo Lloris tops the keeper rankings, with Jan Vertonghen the current standout Dream Team defender. Caution is perhaps required, however, with Andre Villas-Boas’ side facing up to United twice in the league, along with City and Liverpool prior to Transfer Window 3.

Similarly, Chelsea’s defence has some tricky encounters ahead, including Arsenal, United and Liverpool in the league. Form is a bigger concern, however. The Blues are without a clean sheet in the league for six matches, although they have kept three consecutive shutouts in Europe. That’s meant that John Terry (£5.0m) is bubbling under in the Dream Team Defender rankings – he currently sits fourth overall and is Chelsea’s top defender by 14 points ahead of Gary Cahill (£4.5m). Petr Cech remains the other main option when considering Jose Mourinho’s rearguard – he has twice made way to Mark Schwarzer in the Capital One Cup but looks assured of starts in both the league and in Europe.

Chelsea remain a lottery in attack with the midfield remaining the only viable source of regular starts. Eden Hazard (£6.5m) and Oscar (£4.5m) are their top ranked attacking players, with the Brazilian offering stronger value, having apparently cemented the number ten role. The threat from Juan Mata could become more of a factor over the busy Christmas period, however, with Hazard perhaps emerging as the more secure option in Mourinho’s attacking midfield trio.

By contrast, Arsenal’s appeal currently runs from back to front. While Aaron Ramsey’s (£2.5m) remarkable form has him established as the highest scoring Dream Team player, Mesut Ozil (£5.5m) and the returning Theo Walcott (£5.5m) also look set for recognition in this window. The latter, in particular, looks a wildcard option having largely missed out through injury to this point. Walcott fired 21 goals in the last campaign and was ranked fourth for midfielders overall. Those stats saw him command a place in 31% of Dream Team squads at the start of the season – it will be interesting to see how many of that number hold firm, given Walcott’s possible return against Southampton.

While Olivier Giroud’s legs appear to be buckling under the continuous run of matches, his record of 8 goals from 18 appearances has no doubt surprised critics. It’s debatable whether he’ll be backed in this window, however, given the fierce competition for a place in our front lines and the impending arrival of a new Arsenal striker in the January window.

Arsenal’s defence is certainly worthy of consideration – Wojciech Szczesny (£4.0m) has crept up to second in the keeper rankings having earned 7 clean sheets from 17 appearances and it’s worth noting that Arsene Wenger’s defence has only conceded two or more goals in just a pair of those matches – on the opening day against Villa and in the Champions League in the home defeat to Dortmund. There’s value to be found in the Gunners back four, then, with Bacary Sagna’s £3.5 million price tag looking particularly tempting. The Frenchman is currently ranked second to Vertonghen in the defender listings and turned out in 16 of Arsenal’s 18 matches thus far.

Swansea are the final club with European football to consider, although neither the stricken Michu (£4.5m) or the inconsistent starts of Wilfred Bony (£3.5m) are likely to tempt investment. Michael Laudrup’s side have been a stronger proposition at the back, where the likes of Ashley Williams (£3.5m) and Chico (£2.5m) still offer some appeal. Williams went into the season as the top owned defender in the game (31% ownership) and, having recovered from injury, is worth holding if you have priorities elsewhere in your lineup. Swansea’s fixture list and erratic form suggest that we’ll see little recruitment in this window, however.

Liverpool are far more likely to draw our attention. Despite the lack of European fixtures, Luis Suarez (£7.5m) is firmly on course to challenge at the very top of the Dream Team rankings and looks an almost essential purchase in this window. Eight goals and a pair of Star Man awards in just seven starts leaves us in no doubt that he’s an asset that will continue to harvest points at pace.

Having returned from injury to earn a first start against Fulham, Philippe Coutinho is another of Brendan Rodgers attacking charges who warrants our interest – for £4.0 million, the Brazilian promises to share goals and Star Man awards with Suarez. Meanwhile, the back four have a run of fixtures that could see them improve on a modest clean sheet tally to this point. Simon Mignolet (£3.0m) will likely be retained in goal having earned a 34% ownership, while Glen Johnson (£5.0m) looks the most secure asset available for those looking to invest in some extra attacking intent.

There’s always a risk in dropping our sights to assess the talent available outside of the European sides and title challengers. However, just as Southampton rewarded us when we earmarked them in our last Transfer Window analysis, we should perhaps expect improved runs from both West Brom and Norwich – both of whom are treated to a strong run of fixtures between now and Transfer Window 3. In Stephane Sessegnon (£3.5m) and Robert Snodgrass (£3.0m) we’re presented with a pair of mid-price midfield assets who should kick-on in this spell. Similarly, Gareth McAuley (£2.5m) could be worth a passing glance at the back with his set-piece goal threat always a factor.

Ironically, those holding Southampton’s defensive assets should perhaps contemplate a exit route. While their reliance is not under question, a fixture list that presents matches against Arsenal, Chelsea (twice), City and Spurs, all before Transfer Window 3, will surely put that to the test.

Finally, if you’re looking for an “enabler”, West Ham’s Ravel Morrison is ready-made for the role. Priced at just £1.0 million, he’s ranked fifth in the current midfield rankings and only Aaron Ramsey can match his points per million tally to this point. Owned by less than 1% of Dream Team managers, that stat is likely to change in this window as we swoop for the Hammers starlet in order to free up funds for big money moves elsewhere.

Once you’ve decided on your trades, head over to Dream Team and start tinkering.

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  1. Scottys Army
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    still no pp draw ...

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  2. Barnsley FC
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Belgium lineup anyone?

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Belgium XI vs Colombia tonight:Mignolet, Meunier, Alderweireld, Vermaelen, Vertonghen, Witsel, Defour, Fellaini, Hazard, De Bruyne, Benteke

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      1. Barnsley FC
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        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

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      2. The Gambler.
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Even money - lump!

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  3. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Evening lads, no PP draw yet?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Your 57 will be close to the borderline I suspect.

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        So I'm out?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Well if the qualifying score is 58 or higher then yes.

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          1. Thomass
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Let's hope not

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  4. jdoyle
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Wheres the PP draw, squires?

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  5. LOCO ABREU
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    deadzone already?

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      28 days later zone more like

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        More like Zone (Shaun) of the Dead 😉

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  6. rohan
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    2 week deadzone. 😎

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    1. RocketMan
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      at least theres not too many RMTs or who should i bring in posts flying through the pages.. not a big fan when it gets busy!

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  7. Most spectacular Brunt post ever
    The Missing Link
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    For all those that don't know what all the fuss has been. I'll give you the reason why the Chris Brunt bandwagon is the real deal. Actually I'll give you 10 reasons why Chris Brunt is essential:

    1. More assists this season than Baines, Oscar and Carzola combined
    2. Hasn’t missed a tackle all season
    3. He’s more nailed on than Mata
    4. Been shown less cards than Silva, Townsend and Rosicky this season (cool head)
    5. Scored the same number of goals in the premier league as Walcott this season
    6. Has taken more shots than RVP in the last three games
    7. More international caps than Soldado, Lamela and Townsend combined
    8. 100% dribble success rate this season which is number 1 in the league
    9. Scored more goals than Negrado in the premier league last season
    10. Do you even need a 10th reason?

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      what are you, his agent?

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    2. RocketMan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      ye need a 10th just to tip it into favour!

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      1. The Missing Link
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        10. Forca doesn't own him

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        1. Elniñorules
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          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          😆 Epic stuff mate

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I love that this is now hot topiced

      😆 😆

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      1. The Missing Link
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        It's the international break so we have time to discuss serious matters 😀

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    5. RocketMan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      They should re-name you the hot poster...

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    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      6 is bollocks.

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      1. The Missing Link
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        4 to 6

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    7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      why is this a hot topic and green? 🙄

      so many other worthy posts ignored

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    8. bitterandstout
        12 years, 2 months ago

        11. Scored at total of 12 points this season. Nine more than Carlton Cole!

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      • Margarido
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        And as an assist missing.
        The goal at Fulham was assisted by him, not Morrison.

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      • GTS
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        with this being green TML you better own him, make him a season keeper, play him always, & have a higher consideration for a C option than your forwards.

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    9. DRIZ ✅
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Pp draw will be up next week.

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    10. SPorting
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Was expecting the PP draw.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        damn you with your good score ..... 😛

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    11. Piggs Boson
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Oh FFS, you teasers you! You know what we want 😉

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        I appreciate the effort you put into this article, however. Although I don't play the Sun game.

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    12. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      No PP draw? 😉

      Is Cashley safe anymore? Is anyone safe anymore? 😯

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    13. Stats King-@football2space
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Hands up , whoever logged in just to upvote the Lamela Fail Post ! Never laughed so hard. 😆

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    14. Christina.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      *shakes head

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        *nods head*

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        hot topic and make green please

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    15. PussyGalore
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Estimates for PP cut off score?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I'll guess 60.

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    16. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Clyne owners? Anyone thinking of selling

      I'm thinking he's cheap enough to be benched.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        Why would I sell? Why would I bench? 🙂

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      2. Trigg ⭐️
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I know their fixtures are tough, but Saints look resilient enough to keep a CS at home to most teams.

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      3. Jake Donahue
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        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        surely not, season keeper

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      4. A.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I'm considering Clyne to McAuley this week

        Horrible fixtures

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        1. white lightning
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I wouldn't get McAuley until gw15. I'm thinking of selling as well next week.

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    17. r0nh
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      What is all this about a PP draw?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        You wern't invited to the Pants Party?

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I usually play in my own pants anyway 🙂

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            😀

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        hot topic and make green please

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    18. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Those asking what the cut off for PP Cup is going to..relax you're not going to win it anyhow

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        im hoping theres some kind of europa tournament for those not making it

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I will clutch a bunch of those straws too 😀

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          1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            i am the Trabzonspor of ffs

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    19. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Repost:

      Removing the top 6 sides(United, City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs & Liverpool) what would be your FPL team?

      (Thanks to Scottys Army & Archie for replying on the previous post)

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Southampton.

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        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I'm betting on them to win the league without those teams! 2/1!

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        2. Parm
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          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Bought Schneiderlin yet?

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            12 years, 2 months ago

            believe it or not I actually considered him the other day

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      2. Alberto Tomba
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Great question!

        Jussi (boruc)

        Rat Baines Burner Williams Huth

        Sessegnon Morrison Cabaye Lallana Hernandez

        Remy Benteke Lukaku

        I'm least happy with Lukaku, looking forward to hernandez's return

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      3. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Good to go?
        Vorm Krul
        Debucy, Clyne, Vlaar Coleman, Faye
        Barkley, Lallana, Cabaye, De Guzman,
        Benteke(C), Bony, Lukaku

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        1. Alberto Tomba
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Bony, Great pick! Such a different team to yours

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      4. A.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Well I'll repost my reply too then:

        Howard, Guzan
        Baines, Lovren, McAuley, Shawcross, Williams
        Lallana, Michu, Sessegnon, Cabaye, Morrison
        Benteke, Lukaku, Remy

        That team is hard to beat if you're excluding the (expected) top 6. Technically Everton are top 6 and Liverpool aren't going by the table last season though 😉

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        1. Alberto Tomba
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Howard is an underrated pick in these parts eh. Michu's form and injury woes are just terrible, i'm guessing you're an owner?

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Howard doesn't get enough saves for my liking

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            1. Alberto Tomba
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              True. After marshall (who's perhaps too likely to concede to be a first pick) the most save points is krul/mignolet with 8. That's only two clean sheets.

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      5. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Has to be Saints.

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      6. LOCO ABREU
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        WBA

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    20. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      http://imgur.com/gallery/spxO8 😆

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        simply terrifying

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        hot topic and made green please

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Calm down Bemba.

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        2. Brutus619
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Hush little baby don't you cry....

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    21. WDT
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Wonder which players will bring the most festive joy this December/Jan...

      Fixtures for the 3 games around Christmas (gws commencing; 21st, 26th, 28th) Inclusive of teams I could be bothered with;

      LIVERPOOL - CAR, mci, che

      MAN UNITED - WHM, hul, nor

      MAN CITY - ful, LIV, CPL

      CHELSEA - ars SWA, LIV

      EVERTON - swa, SUN, SOU

      VILLA - stk, CPL, SWA

      ARSENAL - CHE, whm new

      Merry Christmas United fans.

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      1. A.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Definitely United judging by that.

        At least Villa should have a better Christmas than last year.

        Aggregate 17-0 defeats must be depressing

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    22. Jake Donahue
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      evening all,

      How does Barkley & Walker to Sess and Vlaar sound for a hit,

      WBA & AV upcoming fixture look good and both nailed on

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    23. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      I was at the gym, in the corridor, I just walked through a door, there was a really cute girl walking towards the same door, she had some food in one hand & a drink in the other hand.

      She was about 10 meters away, a bit further than the standard distance for holding a door open.

      But she was really hot! She works there, I saw her a few times.

      So, I felt it was only good manners to stand there a wee while, holding the door open for the poor defenseless princess 🙂

      She looked me in the eyeballs with a big smile & said thank you very much!

      My act of kindness means she is obligated to have sex with me soon 😎

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks for story time with ronh

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      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        you stood there for 5mins right....

        the delusions of gymboys 😉

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      3. Kostja
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I agree, she signed a verbal contract.

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        1. Mílanista
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          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          *oral

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      4. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        It definitely means that!

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      5. Robe Wan
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Hopefully next time, she'll brush into you in the corridor. Keep us updated!

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        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Haha! I love that last bit! 'Keep us updated!'

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      6. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Did you also stand there in your gym outfit tensing all your muscles?

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      8. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I saw that "wallet" post of yours earlier..very funny 😀

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah it was hilarious!!

          A mate had it on fb, so I thought id share it with u guys 🙂

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          1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            hook us up again ron

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      9. Hibbo
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        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Food and a drink? Shes obviously there for one reason...length.

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Stop dissing my soon-to-be wife!

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          1. Hibbo
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            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Face it shes a gym slut RonH.

            Full face of make up, black spandex sit on the front row bikes?

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            1. r0nh
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              No 🙁

              She just works there 😥

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              1. Hibbo
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 2 months ago

                Apologies RonH.

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      10. bitterandstout
          12 years, 2 months ago

          It's worthy noting that had this not been an interlull. RonH would have enforced the five meter rule, giving her the obligation of the door.

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        • Ray In Bruges.
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Teach me to be like you.

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      11. Robe Wan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        *starts to chew hands for fun*

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      12. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        hot topic and made green please

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Run out of green paint, sorry.

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      13. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Berahino Hattie incoming (again)..Shane Long back to the bench and Anelka back to nowhereness..We can dream I suppose..

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          zaha v morrison round 2 also

          ending with both knocking each other out at the same time

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Yeah..looks promising.

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      14. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Only 8 and a half days to go....

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        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Strangest week of the season coming up...With Everton playing Liverpool and Arsenal against Southampton most of the top FPL picks are playing against each other...I'm trying to decide the implications of that for the average GW score....

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      15. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1461382_609984345729905_1724563910_n.jpg

        The wallet post from earlier, if anyone missed it.

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        1. Lawrø
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          😆 😆 😆

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        2. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          😀

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        3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          nice one ron, excellent, im stealing it

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          1. r0nh
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            I love how he says that he pulled over to complain 😆

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      16. t4thomas
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        I don't have any arsenal, I don't like southampton's fixtures and I am carrying too much everton:

        barkley (this week) + lallana (next week) to:

        A) arnautovic + ozil
        B) sessegnon + walcott

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        1. t4thomas
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          I forgot to mention that I have 4.2M quid.

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        2. A.
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          B

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          1. t4thomas
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Good. That's what I am thinking too.

            Any more votes?

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      17. Robe Wan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        So weirdest thing:

        I was at the gym in Ireland earlier and I was going to the changing rooms when this massive teddy bear. sprints to hold the door open and gives me a really pervy smile when I go through.

        Looked like he spent all his time on the internet

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        1. bitterandstout
            12 years, 2 months ago

            You was in you're spandex kit?

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            1. Hibbo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 2 months ago

              Hahahaha

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          • Pepin - RIP Absinthe
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            😆

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        2. Lawrø
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Christopher "Must Have'' Brunt 😯

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzlmcS-JzJ8

          Tekkers.

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          1. theloveburglar
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            said it once and il say it again.. best left peg in the prem 🙂

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