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6 February 2014 383 comments
Anorak Anorak
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It’s something of an understatement to suggest Andy Carroll’s first home start of the season was eventful. Finally recovered from a heel injury that had sidelined him for months, the big target man had time to tee up Kevin Nolan for both goals in a 2-0 win over Swansea before a battle of the pony-tails with Chico Flores saw Carroll dismissed on 59 minutes:

A swing of the arm from the Hammers forward saw the Spaniard hit the deck and persuaded Howard Webb to send Carroll packing for violent conduct. The London club’s appeal was subsequently rejected on Tuesday as the FA backed their World Cup-bound whistler but the matter may not end there – Sam Allardyce’s side are reportedly set to take legal action on the decision, having expected to see the ban overturned.

Carroll is sidelined for this weekend’s trip to Villa and will also miss back-to-back home games with Norwich and Southampton – a real blow for both Hammers’ survival bid and Nolan’s Fantasy prospects, with the midfielder’s appeal diminished as a result of his sidekick’s absence.

Elsewhere, Loic Remy, Allan McGregor and Mathieu Flamini are all set to serve the second of three-match bans this weekend. Alan Pardew must do without his top scorer for Newcastle’s upcoming clashes with Chelsea and Tottenham, McGregor sits out games against Sunderland and Southampton, whilst Flamini is still sidelined for Arsenal’s crucial encounters with Liverpool and United over the next few days.

The Suspension Tightrope now has 15 players on seven or more cautions – if any reach 10 yellows by the second Sunday in April (Gameweek 34), they’ll be facing a ban. Leading the way on eight apiece are Fabian Delph, Marouane Chamakh, Wayne Rooney and Jonas Olsson.

From a Fantasy perspective, the United frontman is obviously the main name there –he’s now been booked in three of his last four appearances. Further analysis highlights Rooney’s frustration – he has been on the losing side five times this term and been cautioned in four of those games. Indeed, only once has he been booked in a winning side at Old Trafford this season.

Villa supply the Tightrope with the highest number of players. Joining Delph are Gabby Agbonlahor and Ciaran Clark, who have both incurred the referee’s wrath on seven occasions, whilst Stoke and West Brom have a couple of player balancing precariously. Potters pair Jon Walters and Geoff Cameron sit on seven cautions apiece, as does Fabrice Mulumbu, who joins team-mate Olsson in this week’s refresh after picking up a yellow in Sunday’s home draw with Liverpool.

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  1. Home Run Baker
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    • 15 Years
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    Girl is you're name Incredibale cos you're incredible

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    1. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Vomits*

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      1. Incredibale
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        awesome

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      your* for the 1st one.

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😀

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  2. t4thomas
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    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    When will we know whether Ade is ruled out against Everton?

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    1. Wheato182
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Tomorrow.

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  3. Incredibale
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    haha

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    1. Wheato182
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Chortle

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      guffaw

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  4. Hot Sauce
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Right fellas. Small concerns with my team. Caps Injured.

    Boruc Davis
    Kosc Baines EVANS CHESTER HUDSON
    Hazard Gerrard Lallana Eriksen Sidwell
    Suarez Giroud Dzeko.

    A. Evans to Cahill
    B. Evans to Cahill, Giroud to RVP -4
    C. Evans to Cahill, Kosc to Zab -4
    D. All for a -8

    Cheers

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    1. Hot Sauce
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ars has liv MUN, CITY has nor SUN. Thinking that the hit might pay off.

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    2. BuK II
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      B and (c) RVP

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      1. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Dont think that ZAB will outscore Kosc for the next games?

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        1. BuK II
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          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I think it is a risky to move off such a strong back line, especially if you have money tied up in it. Plus it is an extra player with a blank[s] at the end of the month to worry about.

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          1. Hot Sauce
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah thanks. Ive already done Evans to Cahill. Will wait to see if I get RVP. Its either C Hazard or C RVP -4.

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    3. Gazza2000
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      just A

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  5. Sadio
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    • 11 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    A) Bony to Dzeko for -4 this week, Mata to Yaya with FT next week
    B) No hit, Dzeko and Yaya in next week for -4?

    -4 either way I reckon

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  6. SLOT GACOR MAXWIN
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Do you like this team?

    Mannone
    Mertesacker, Koscielny, Evra
    Mata, Zaha, Lallana, Ramires
    van Persie, Sturridge, Suárez

    subs: Krul, Chambers, Puncheon, Davies

    2 ars against 2 liv I know. should i take hits for changeing something?

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    1. t4thomas
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I don't like ramires or double arsenal. Not sure it's worth a -4, but mert to Cahill would probably break even.

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      1. SLOT GACOR MAXWIN
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        did that 🙂 thank you

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  7. GREENDREAMS11
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    11 years, 10 months ago

    If anyone has £30 to spare and wants to make some easy money there is an offer where you cant go wrong.

    You will need £30 spare to make a total of 3 x £10 bets. You will also need to fina a way to set up 2 x new paddy power accounts, I.e. You and then your partner, family member etc.

    1st bet. £10 win Liverpool to beat Arsenal (enhanced odds) @ 9/2. Pays £55. Profit £45 if they win
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    3rd cover bet. Set up a new acct with a matched bet, place £10 + £10 matched bet on the draw @ odds of 13/5 or thereabouts, returns if game is drawn, £62 profit as bookie usually don't let you have the free £10 matched return bet back. Absolute worst scenario £25 profit on £30 stake.

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      i'd pay £50 just not to have a paddypower account

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Lol, Why? Spend too much ?

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          yeah, good investment 😛

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      2. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I took their odds for pool against Everton, was too good to ignore

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      🙂

      If only life was so easy.

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      My friend makes $600 a day right from the comfort of his own home! Find out how here: http://www.virusforstupidpeople.com

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  8. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Genuinenly strugging with captain decision

    A) Mata

    B) Tekkers

    C) Hazard

    D) JT

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      C

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    2. Schürrle Class
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Suarez

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    3. Sting
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going for a punt on C

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    4. Sadio
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      • 11 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard

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    5. Mr Blue
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      C
      Some discussion about it on page 1 (bottom) and page 2 (middle)

      Great option imo

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    6. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard if no RVP. No doubt.

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    7. BuK II
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Have all of them, and Suarez, and my armband is on Mata.

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      1. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Have Mata also - gotta be RVP though

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        1. BuK II
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          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Wish I had RVP. Not enough to restructure the team though! Expecting clean sheet and at least one assist (with BAPs) from Mata, which will be more than enough v all the Suarez (c) blanks.

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          1. Debauchy
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Agree wd go Mata over Suarez, But Haz a worry for me with Newcastle seemingly on a big down slide.

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  9. Sting
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    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Adebayor > Dzeko (-4) ??

    Adebayor > Jovetic (-4) ??

    Only thing is I have 4 outfield players with blank in GW28 already.

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    1. Schürrle Class
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Dzeko

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    2. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I would wait for Ade news

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    3. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      A - 4 here only if you gonna C one of them

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  10. Hansel
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    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Bench one from Cahill, Ward, Evans, Chambers

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    1. applebonkers
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      11 years, 10 months ago

      chambers i think. only one who might come on for 1 point

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    2. Elwood
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Chambers

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  11. Sweetpea
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Is zabaleta and city players generally a no go? ......with UCL soon and obviously gw28 blank and potentially gw 29 also?

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    1. Sting
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      If you have Zaba hold, but maybe don't bring him in knowing you may have to shift for a hit in GW28.

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  12. Marlen R
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    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Any news on Evans?

    If he's out... Choose one:

    A) Evans to Zabaleta
    B) Evans to Ivanovic
    C) Bank the transfer

    Other defenders are Coleman, Ward, Sagna, Clyne

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  13. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Girl are you sitting on the F5 key?

    Cause your a*se is refreshing

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  14. KunBaYaya My Lord
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    1 point behind my mini league leader who will surely captain Suarez.

    Is it crazy to captain Hazard with this bunch?

    Szezcney
    Cahill, Evans, Gabbidon (Chambers, Kosc)
    Mata, Yaya, Hazard (c), Johnson (Brady)
    Ade, Rooney, Suarez

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    1. BantamPhil
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Not crazy at all

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  15. You've got red on you.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Stick with this team or do RVP and Erikson ----------> Sturridge and Toure

    Mannone

    Terry - Kos - Ward

    Hazard - Erikson - Mata - Lallana

    Suarez - Dzeco - RVP

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      RVP out?
      http://i.imgur.com/EVVJcHZ.gif

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      1. BuK II
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😀

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    2. KunBaYaya My Lord
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Why would you transfer out RVP at home to Fulham?

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      (de guzman's face in the article pic)

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    4. You've got red on you.
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Sorry didn't make that clear, this is a possible future plan.

      Will keep current team for a week or so. Just wondering which is best longer term.

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  16. top556677
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    1 free transfer. Anything I need to do to this team? 0.8m in bank.

    Boruc (mannone)

    Mertesacker, Shaw, Gabbidon, Dawson (bruce)

    Hazard, Lallana, Ozil (Januzaj, Pozuelo)

    Suarez, Sturridge, Rooney

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    1. BantamPhil
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Januzaj to Puncheon and then bench Mertesacker

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    2. KunBaYaya My Lord
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I wouldn't change anything for this week. I would keep my eye on your bench. Poz, Jan, and Bruce game time is very questionable.

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    3. EWH2020
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Id go Ozil to yaya

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    4. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ozil out.

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  17. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    West Ham taking legal action, Laudrup taking legal action. Slippery slope...

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    1. BuK II
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      TBF to Laudrup, Jenkins pretty much admitted publically they got rid of him because he would not sign a long term contract. That is not grounds to rip up the current contract!

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  18. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Girl, will you be right back in Swansea?

    Cuz you an Ángel.

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😀

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  19. Sheldon420
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Finally decided on my captain pick. How am I looking?

    Mannone
    Ivanovic Coleman Ward
    Hazard (c) Yaya Mata AJ
    Suarez (vc) Sturridge Bony

    Marshall Noone Koscielny Bruce

    Next week I'm doing AJ > Mirallas, Bony > Lambert/Dzeko, or both for a hit.

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  21. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Sit on it this week or make changes?

    Mannone
    Ward-Baines-Evans/Sagna
    Lallana-Gerrard-Hazard(c)-Mirallas
    Giroud-Bony-Suarez(v)

    Ruddy-Parker-McNaughton

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  22. Fizzy Mcgee
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney and Giroud -> RvP and Dzeko (-4)?
    Yay or nay?

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  23. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    West Ham taking legal action over the Carroll decision.
    Laudrup to take legal action over Swansea sacking.

    The rebel alliance is growing strong. Death Star attack imminent 😯

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  24. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Excuse me? Can you empty your pockets...I believe you stole my heart

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  25. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Pitchforks and torches at the ready!

    Now where's the scoutcast? 😉

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      -1

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  26. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Anything that is a must?

    Mannone (Marshall)
    Bardsley, Coleman, Nastasic (Vlaar, Evans)
    Mata, Oscar, Silva, Gerrard (Eriksen)
    Suarez, Sturridge, JRod

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  27. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Lads, back from my shopping is Ade out?

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hello Swansea boss. What did you get me?

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