634x258 Dugout Discussion
16 August 2014 2747 comments
Mark Mark
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And we’re underway. All our deadlines have passed and the season is here. It all starts at Old Trafford.

Normally the home of trophies and glory, this season United will host teams bereft of silverware but still buoyant, thanks to the Louis van Gaal revolution.

There’s room for optimism. A goal-strewn pre-season accompanied by all the right noises from the manager carries United into an opening day clash with Swansea who are asked to take up the role of sitting ducks. However, the visitors will have other ideas. With the bulk and pace of Wilfried Bony and Bafétimbi Gomis at their disposal, Garry Monk’s side have the weapons to disrupt a make-shift United back-line. It’s going to be interesting.

There should be goals. There should be points. Our expectations are raised by the fact that the world and his wife have the armband on Mr Rooney. The familiar tide of joy and frustration is just minutes away.

Fantasy Football and The Dugout Discussion has returned and it feels good. Enjoy the game.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. pundit of punts
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Got a feeling that we would need RVP pretty soon in our teams.

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Or Sturridge instead.

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  2. Rivaldo Izback
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Very Poor manu Side.. But The 3-5-2 System takes time to master.. Especially when your 3 Defs are Smalling, Jones n Blackett.. 🙁 (btw got Blackett, Rooney (c) n Young in my 11... Sig on the Bench.. smells bad.. )

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    1. Sleeptrumper
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      swap siggy for young they said 🙁

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  3. lifes a pitch
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    did siggy to hendo lastnight....am i worried

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    1. jaguar shark
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bummer. I've got sigg on the bench...

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      1. Aston Villa-Boas
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        11 years, 4 months ago

        thats why rotating attackers is dumb

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    2. Kirkibost
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      Did it this morning 🙂

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    3. Vpan
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      same here

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  4. jaguar shark
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    It's as if they are playing with no midfield. 352 is stupid

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    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      They are set up for counter attacking football but it does not work when you are Man Utd and playing at home against Swansea. 😛

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  5. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Siggy Siggy Siggy

    Oi Oi Oi

    Siggy Siggy Siggy

    Oi Oi Oi

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  6. Luigi
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    How is Mata doing?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      shite

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      As useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle

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      1. Kip
        • 11 Years
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        😆

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      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        ....or a chocolate teapot

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Is it not a chocolate fire guard 😉

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    3. Kip
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      not great, but on loads of FK's

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    4. jaguar shark
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      He looks a bit like a confused holding md

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    5. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      On all set pieces. No one one the end of them though

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      1. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        and not good deliveries either

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        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
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          Agreed.

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  7. Les Bleus
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Man, it would be so sweet if united demolish Swansea in the second half. And not because I like them, but because of all the United haters

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I must say I agree somewhat and I'm a Leeds fan. Every tit on here knows it all at half time but where will they be at full time?

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    2. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      This is far from over. I bet 2-1 mufc with Rooney on the scoresheet and assisting.

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      1. ChelseaKTBFF
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        That's the hope, he's my C

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  8. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    didierdrogba
    22 hours ago
    Back to my favourite shirt number 11

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Didier Drogba @didierdrogba · 21h
      Back to my favourite shirt number 11

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    2. lifes a pitch
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      is he ok?

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      1. ChelseaKTBFF
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        He took Oscars number 🙂 or rather took his own shirt back

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    3. jaguar shark
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      All is right in the world.

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  9. amol
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Sturridge (C) Ahahaha

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      What?

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  10. Leaf
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    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Bird shits in ashley youngs mouth lol

    https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      baps for the bird

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      😆

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    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Shit on target!

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    4. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I wanted to see his reaction!

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    5. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Oh my god! 😆

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    6. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Sign him up

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    7. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Looks more like cum.

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    8. Solenya
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Thought I saw something 😆

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    9. lifes a pitch
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      lolllll

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    10. Planet Jo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      The bid got a good angle on it, but it wasn't a swallow

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  11. pundit of punts
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Those that didn't get Siggy shitting themselves.

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    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      why? Assist was not siggy's..it was Smallings assist

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      1. Kirkibost
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Siggy on 4 points

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        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          those 3 points should be removed...someone should write a letter to FPL

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      2. Aston Villa-Boas
        • 12 Years
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        huh?

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    2. Kip
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bojan/siggy rotation failed already 🙂

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      1. Aston Villa-Boas
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        dumb idea in the first place

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        1. Kip
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          indeed, attacking rotations are bound fail

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  12. Moin
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Missed a Ki decision...

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    1. Pedram
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i see what you did there

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    2. mipola
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I like this joke,Moore please.

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  13. OptimusBlack
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Siggy for sec half

    A- assist

    B- Goal

    C- Both

    D- Nothing just first half assist

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    1. Aston Villa-Boas
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      C? 😀

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    2. jaguar shark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      D

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      1. lifes a pitch
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        D...if he's lucky

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        1. Aston Villa-Boas
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          why would that be lucky?

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  14. I am not a smart guy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Ok finally I get it. Rooney is this season's Boselli. What a scandal.

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    1. Pedram
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Rooney will score a hattrick and save us all.

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    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Your username is what it is for a reason probably

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  15. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    3-1 United

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    1. Jafooli
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      That would be a good result for Newcastle vs City

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    2. TheDogTor
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      bookmarked

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    3. DF
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      Yep.

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  16. Telpuialion
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    4-4-2 coming up in the second half!

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  17. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    No way I'm going to beat my ML rivals this season after that half.

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    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      good job there's another 759 halfs to go then.

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  18. Jafooli
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mata to Rooney one pass in the first half 😮

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  19. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Repost:

    Contributors League http://fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/18792/standings/

    Mark's team (not in the Contributors League, cause he is afraid) http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/6907/event-history/1/

    Notes: Both Mark and Granville benched Siggy and Evs of course didn't

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Stalker alert

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I posted this about 30 minutes ago...

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  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    lvg ht sub?

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  21. Glut Von Smark
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    where do I put my team ID for the RMT in members section?

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  22. Curly619
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Idiots ! FPL is won in the first 45 minutes of the first game played .
    People saying oh yeah shouldn't of benched Siggy ,hindsight is your best friend.
    So what you benched Siggy ,how do you know the other guy isn't going to go aswell or better ?

    I think it's better to judge after the whole week.

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    1. Curly619
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      *isn't won

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      1. DF
        • 12 Years
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        *Shouldn't have
        ...if you're looking for accuracy and all

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    2. Jar Jar Dinks
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Sense is misplaced here.

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  23. Keith Kiely
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Benched Siggy... Not a good start so far

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Me too. These things happen.

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      1. Keith Kiely
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Just hope Rooney performs now so my Captain brings home the points..

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    2. ChelseaKTBFF
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Why would you bench him :s He was bound to do something against the uber defense of might Blackett

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      1. Keith Kiely
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
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        The defense was solid pre-season really. I just thought he would not do much in the game. I thought he would just play well but no FPL impact in this game

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  24. Zep
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    For those who are unsure of the BPS, it doesn't look too bad when you consider the multiplication effect... 3x > 1x

    De Gea 5 2
    Smalling 13 4
    Jones 13 4
    Blackett 14 4
    Mata 6 2
    Fletcher 6 2
    Young 5 2
    Lingard 3 1
    Januzaj 3 1
    Herrera 3 1
    Hernández 3 1
    Rooney 3 1

    Fabianski 8 2
    Williams 15 5
    Taylor 3 1
    Rangel 6 2
    Amat 11 4
    Siggy 14 4
    Routledge 3 1
    Dyer 0 0
    Shelvey 4 1
    Ki 22 7
    Bony 3 1

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    1. Zep
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      That looks terrible, sorry...

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  25. potatoace
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Why the fek is Rory showing off his trophies at old trafford
    bit random init

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    1. Zep
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      11 years, 4 months ago

      That's marketing for you...

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  26. crazyasianac
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    11 years, 4 months ago

    Moses to stoke on loan confirmed

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  27. Mr_Partridge
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Rooney will get a pen in the 2nd half

    1-1 draw for me

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  28. Dušan Citizen
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    • 11 Years
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    Naylor is my 3rd sub 🙁

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    1. TheDogTor
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      same we can't win em all

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  29. Deano
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    What's the site for BPs that Aqua runs?

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