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19 December 2013 1698 comments
Mark Mark
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Yes, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which normally finds us two unwise men camped in the studio clutching presents and forlorn hopes of a festive points bonanza. This year, Granville and I appear sans gifts but with familiar Fantasy aspirations ahead of the punishing holiday schedule.

My Christmas spirit is at least buoyed by the fact that I’ve wiped the indignity of a three-figure mini-league gap between myself and my co-host, although Granville still seems to be in pipe and slippers mode. He’s all set to camp himself in front of the Two Ronnies repeats, safe in the knowledge that he’s got this season wrapped up. I just wonder.

Granville battles complacency to join me while we sift through the ScoutCast regulars and find time to pray at the altar of Luis Suarez. The most effective Fantasy Footballer ever? Much it pains some to admit it, the case for the defence is looking flimsy.

Unwrap this aural gift via this link, or sample our yuletide yodeling via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Granville
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    Come and get the new post here!!!!!

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      *bites Granville*

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    2. Sheep
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      You scoundral.

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    3. Gnu
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      Granville, 11.30 pm Friday and 8am Sunday on Sky arts channel 129 - Classic albums, Lou Reed Transformer.
      Reference conversation few weeks back.

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      1. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Ronnie Ross – baritone saxophone

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  2. skooldaze
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    Awww no Christmas pressie swooping?

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    1. Granville
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      No gifts from me this year, I'm ruthless.

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  3. Legendary!
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    Woohoo!!! NEW POST

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  4. Scottys Army
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    Boom

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  5. Podge
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    At laaaaasssst

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  6. Scottys Army
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    Thank goodness can ignore nates drivel for a while

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    1. Sheep
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      +1

      He's trying to convince people he's a good poster but he's not pulling the wool over my eyes.

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  7. The Machine
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    Southampton after Adkins' last game

    Played 22: Points 22

    Southampton Under Pocchetino this season

    Played: 16 Points: 24

    Cardiff fans, look at the bigger picture

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    1. Lawrø
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      πŸ™„

      This is the only picture they need: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb38kjjCIAEWrJR.jpg

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        Yes.check out the score

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    2. Evs
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      Ok, thanks Nate.

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      1. The Machine
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        Oh God we have a Piers Morgan of Cardiff City

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        1. Evs
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          No need to call me god, you can call me Evs like the rest πŸ˜‰

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    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Because EVERY managerial change follows this format..

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    4. Gnu
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      Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzz

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    5. Grubby
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      Apples and Oranges

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      1. The Machine
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        Strawberries and Vanilla

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    6. @ocprodigy
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      David Moyes.

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  8. The Machine
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    Gonna give it a listen tomorrow

    Did i get a mention for scoring triple digits?

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    1. Tim Canterbury
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      Probably not, but you might be in luck if they've started a tw@t of the week segment

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      1. The Machine
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        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        not

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  9. applebonkers
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    brethren, before rushing into the scoutcast spare 10 seconds for the king of serbia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8wh4aM7cg

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    1. Sheep
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      Is Clichy moving to RB?

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      1. applebonkers
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        hope so

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        1. Sheep
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          Press seem to think Pellegrini will turn to Boyata.

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          1. applebonkers
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            he's the favourite for sure, played there for bolton

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  10. Legendary!
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    Suarez might get another manager sacked this weekend!

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      I think He'll walk soon enough...

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    2. 7shadesofsmoke
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      Pretty scandalous behaviour from what i have read. Haven't heard anything from Tan, personally but if what has been said is true then i find this guy a man of poor integrity.

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  11. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    How many points should i expect?

    Gazza

    Terry Coleman Gabbidon

    Hazard Silva Yaya Ozil Ramsey

    Lukaku Suarez(c)

    Subs: Marshall Hooper Distin Chester

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    1. little_wizard123
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      24.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Sweet

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    2. 7shadesofsmoke
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      what does RMT say?

      I would say 70 points.

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  12. 7shadesofsmoke
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    Evening all!

    How are you all?

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    1. Sheep
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      Great! How are ewe?

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      1. 7shadesofsmoke
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        haha, well thanks.

        Other than the fact i just realised Rooney is a doubt and i still have Vlaar, Koscielny, Brady and Bacuna!

        Oh, and i took a hit when i sold Aguero and Lallana at the start of the week...

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        1. Sheep
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          It'll all pan out. Give it a GW πŸ™‚

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          1. 7shadesofsmoke
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            thats the plan. I may lose Koscielny this week to make sure I've got an 11, but won't be to knee-jerky.

            Ive been pretty disciplined this season and i aim to keep it up!

            Thanks for the reassurance Sheep!

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  13. Tony Yeboah
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    really need help....brain cant compute this decision

    my def is a mess......coleman, kosc, clyne, dawson, rosenior.....no FT.....keepers migs n gazza

    options 1) sell kosc for rafeal -4
    2) sell kosc for jags -4
    3) sell clyne for distan -4
    4)sell dawson for any of above -4
    5) sell rosenior for cheapie with gd fix this week -4
    6) make no transfer n hope clyne plays, play dawson and hope for 0-0 at st marys

    advice appreciated

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  14. gers23
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    Worth taking another hit to sort this team out?

    Mignolet

    Mcauley Shaw Terry

    Silva Hazard Ramsey Whittingham

    Lukaku Suarez Rooney

    Davis Chester Brady Burner

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    1. 7shadesofsmoke
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      you worried about the Roonpiece too?

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      1. gers23
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        Yea lol i took a hit to get him in...Aguero and Gerrard to Silva and Rooney πŸ™

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        1. 7shadesofsmoke
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          harsh. I haven't looked into his injury much yet but like you, i took a hit to redistribute Aguero cash (already had Rooney though).

          If i didn't have two out of favour midfielders and two injured defenders, i wouldn't be too concerned but I may have to take another 4 points hit just make sure I've got a full 11!

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    2. Old Man
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      Similar to mine - I'm sticking, Rooney or not.

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  15. Sheep
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    Where's Beric?

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    1. Evs
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      He's been around fella.... Not seen him tonight though.

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    2. Demel
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      Form some of your own ideas and stop following everybody else's views!

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      1. Sheep
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        πŸ™

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        1. Demel
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          Your a sheep! Sheep follow other people! Jokes! πŸ™‚

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          1. Sheep
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            I'm actually the lead sheep. I chose a field to munch in, and the rest follow.

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      Not posted since... the incident.
      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/profiles/beric/

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  16. royals forever
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who do you think is the best combo to have over the Xmas Period

    Nasri & Negredo
    Walcott & Remy

    Any ideas would be welcome

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    1. 7shadesofsmoke
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      N&N of those two.

      Lukaku and Silva already in?

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    2. Sheep
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      Woolcott and Ramy.

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  17. Thomass
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    Nate EVS lives in Wales so he would know about Cardiff more than you and the stats are ok

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    1. The Machine
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      πŸ˜†

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      1. Thomass
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        It's a piece of banter

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  18. King Kohli
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    Best non-arsenal defender for 5.2m to complement this defence?

    Mignolet / Lewis
    Distin / Clyne / Burner / Wilson / xx

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    1. DRIZ βœ…
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      coloccini

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    2. The Machine
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      Williamson

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    3. Sheep
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      Spurs have nice fixtures. How much is Dawson?

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    4. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      6-6-2-8-7-4 in the last 6 weeks nailed on at 4.0
      I wont say it again

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      1. Colonel Klink
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        Who is that? Ward?

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  19. ...---...
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    RMT...

    Lloris, Lewis

    Flores, Hughes, Chiriches, Demichelis, Inniss

    Ramirez, Jarvis, Mirallas, Davis, Hernandez

    Torres, Suarez, Rooney

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    1. Sheep
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      I like it. Does Ram still get games though?

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  20. sinik
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    knock on wood no injuries this weekend! would like to save a FT going into the cup πŸ™‚

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    1. DRIZ βœ…
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      save ft this gw? will be tough

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      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        why do you say so? I think my team needs no changes after the weekend..so if there's no injuries this weekend I should be able to have 2 FT for GW19

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  21. gers23
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    First sub Brady or Chester?

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  22. Proggy
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    Hey guys, I'm in a bit of a dilemma...

    I've been asking over the past few hours whether to sell Lallana or Shelvey. Everyone's been telling me to get rid of Shelvey and keep Lallana, but I feel it should be the other way around.

    My midfield is currently Yaya/Shelvey/Ramsey/Lallana/Barkley, and I want to do either Shelvey/Lallana ---> Hazard, but if I sell Shelvey and bring in Hazard, I'll only have 0,1 left in the bank, which is not enough to do Bennett --> Clark, which I've been planning to do next week.

    On the other hand, selling Lallana gives me 1.6 in the bank, which is enough to do Bennett --> Clark, and also improve in other areas.

    Plus, stats-wise, Shelvey and Lallana aren't all that different, Shelvey's stats are actually better, as he's got 4 goals and 3 assists in 14 games, 2 of which he started from the bench. Lallana, however, has 3 goals and 3 assists in 16 games, and has played a lot more minutes than Shelvey. And you have to remember. Lallana was on form at the start of the season, Shelvey is on form now.

    Plus, Shelvey's a differential in my ML and that is exactly what I'm looking for at the moment.

    So, selling Lallana is surely the better option than selling Shelvey?

    Thanks. πŸ™‚

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    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Just go with you gut

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      1. Colonel Klink
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        Get rid of both in next weeks. Prob Lallana first, because he's holding more cash and dropping.

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  23. LewanGOALski
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    1st sub in case Rooney doesn't feature - Whittingham (liv) or Williams (EVE) ?

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  24. Drip Doctor
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    The Suarez discussion vs Tottenham missed the most important point. Spurs were without Vertonghan, Kaboul, Chiriches, Rose.

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    1. Declan
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      I'll give you the first one, the rest πŸ˜†

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        Point is, they are the back ups to Vertonghan, so they had to play a CM at CB and a shocking RB at LB. Sandro, the shield, also went off early.

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        1. Declan
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          The decision to start Capoue was shocking. The rest of the team was fine.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            Again, that is the point, he had no option but to start Capoue at CB becasue everyone was injured.

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            1. Granville
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              That's right, he didn't have a choice. Dawson was suspended.

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              1. Drip Doctor
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                Dawson played... didn't he?

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    2. LewanGOALski
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      and in my opinion every single team would have beaten Spurs that day. They were EXTREMELY poor, really. I barely remember any other such poor performances.

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    3. Grubby
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      Utd should buy Rose

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  25. Declan
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    Ashley Cole couldn't keep up with the Arsenal players when he bumped into them on their christmas party. 😯

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/19/article-2526311-1A3348A900000578-32_964x627.jpg

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  26. Grubby
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    Well if you feel it should be the other way around then do it!

    Stop looking for the approval of other and just do what you think is right.

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    1. Declan
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      Yes Sir!

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    2. Grubby
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      @ Proggy

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    3. Sheep
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      So what you're saying is, don't be a sheep,

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      1. Grubby
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        Ya man!

        No offence

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  27. gers23
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    General feeling on Rooney at the weekend? Bench?

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    1. Declan
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      He'll start.

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    2. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      90 min

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  28. Demel
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    Looks like Thomas only has 1 team! Cheating doesn't pay Thomas....you have learnt the hard way!

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  29. Exilizer
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    Walcott or Ramsey from now over Christmas?

    And Silva or Toure?

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      Walcott.

      As much as i hate to say it, Yaya now he's on pens.

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    2. Sheep
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      If ewe have Ram already, keep imo!

      But Woolcott is a terrific option. I'd get both.

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  30. citizen_kane
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    Pick three: Ward (NEW), Coleman (swa), Williams (SWA), Clark (stk)
    Pick one: Cabaye (swa), Bannan (NEW)

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