634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I canโ€™t say Iโ€™ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that Iโ€™ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesnโ€™t lie โ€“ this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

Iโ€™ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse whatโ€™s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, Iโ€™ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the โ€œwisdom of the crowdโ€.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that Iโ€™ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and donโ€™t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike โ€“ if thereโ€™s form, back it.
  • Donโ€™t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players youโ€™ve missed.
  • Donโ€™t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour โ€“ normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Donโ€™t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, heโ€™s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. Youโ€™re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, Iโ€™ve either been in the dark on these principles, or Iโ€™ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. Iโ€™d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, Iโ€™ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last weekโ€™s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that โ€œevery season is differentโ€. A clichรฉ for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season โ€“ it could be next to useless next time out.

Thatโ€™s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out โ€“ but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend arenโ€™t aware of the methodical thinking weโ€™ve put in โ€“ theyโ€™re not working with us or conspiring against us โ€“ not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they arenโ€™t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we donโ€™t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what weโ€™ve seen, whatโ€™s unfolded and what weโ€™ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

Iโ€™ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys โ€“ and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. Itโ€™s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Aguero to Sturridge
    Ramsey to Gerrard/Hazard
    Mata to Gerrard/Hazard

    1. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      no

    2. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      yes

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Mata to Gerrard/Hazard is the only reasonable one and I would not do it for a hit in a million years . I think he will start after being rested/dropped last time

  2. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Best of luck folks, roll on lineups meltdown!

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Indeed ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Imagine Rooney starting..... ๐Ÿ˜†

  3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Should I captain Yaya . I'm chasing a 15 point lead my rival has Aguero and I presume he has Suarez because he made two free transfers and has Rooney. He does not have Yaya .

  4. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I've got a really good team. Any good?

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Always. ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. Pedaso Pirates
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yes, good

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Seen better.

    4. Hubert
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      outstanding

    5. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Only if its for a hit.

    6. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Oh

    7. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      really good

  5. Pedaso Pirates
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sturridge.

  6. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    If Ramsey and Mata play then my team is great, if they don't then it's poor!

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      The biggest THIS ^ ever.

    2. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Mata will start, i'm sure

      and i don't even own him

  7. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    The top 3 in the world must be bricking it about now.

  8. Crave1t
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mata or Puncheon?

  9. Rödallegabomb แดฟแดฎ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I want to captain Hazard but I can see it going horribly wrong.

    1. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      just do it

  10. Darsh
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    2 minutes left... Evra > Baines worth a -4?

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No.

      1. Darsh
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks

    2. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      yes

      1. Darsh
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Decided not to take the hit, Jelavic and Long are ineligible for the cup final, so they'll play against Everton and probably want to leave a final mark for the season

    3. Pedaso Pirates
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No one has a clue mate

      1. Darsh
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Fair enough

  11. chocolove
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    mata -> gerrard

    or ozil -> sterling?

    1. Hubert
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      first

  12. Jacketts Potatoes
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I'm sticking, I'll take my chances on Mata and Rambo and leave where they are............

    Hurry up 11:30 before I have a panic and screw it all up

  13. DonTheSpecialOne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Lukakuuuu

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Lukakaaaa ๐Ÿ˜‰

      1. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜€ he's my "differential"

    2. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      God I hope Hull score today

  14. tomietucker
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Flanagan NEW or Salah car first sub?

  15. cruyff81
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ok Shaw or Ward?

    1. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      waed

  16. Spencer
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Done it. Schurlle for a hit! Never thought I'd be cheering Chelsea on. Ever.

    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Hmm we told you to get Sterling ๐Ÿ˜•

      1. Spencer
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Didn't want to blame you when it went tits up!

    2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I went for Torres for a hit ๐Ÿ˜›

      1. Spencer
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Ba to start. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Haha I hope not! ๐Ÿ˜›

  17. Connor's Calling
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mata -> Sterling (-4)

    Yes/no?

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No.

      1. Connor's Calling
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers dude

        Come on Mata!!!

        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Pleeeeaseee ๐Ÿ˜‰

  18. JWilson3
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sturridge or Yaya Captain?

    1. Pedaso Pirates
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sturridge!!!!!

    2. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      sturrd

  19. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Quick!

    To start Ramsey, Shawcross or Colback?????

    1. harrysponge
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey!!!

    2. SUPERMAN
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey

      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Yep done!!!!!!!!

  20. mutatedllama
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Bench 1 from Ramsey, Mata, Puncheon.

    Currently benching Mata...

    1. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      ramsey

    2. Tibidabo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey

  21. SUPERMAN
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Aaaaarrrrghhhh.....

  22. Bobby_Baggio
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Bench ram or sterling?

    1. Tibidabo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey

    2. Jacketts Potatoes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Rambo to bench

    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ram

    4. Bobby_Baggio
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks all

  23. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Transfers done! Nothing ventured nothin gained as they say ๐Ÿ˜€

    Good luck to everyone today! See you on the other side ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Captain

    Schurrle/Lukaku/Aguero/Sterling/RVP ?

    Cheers ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    C'mon Skrtel - do me proud !!!

  26. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mata and Ramsey to Gerrard and Sterling for a hit?

  27. oscardo
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    COME ON LIVERPOOL! ๐Ÿ˜€

  28. sminkypinky
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Roll on the surprises!! Come oon ๐Ÿ˜€

  29. Konig Luther
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    10 sec

    1. Konig Luther
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      BOOM

  30. Jacketts Potatoes
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Come on 11:30 hurry the f**k up

    1. Zeeco
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Their you go happy