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24 September 2015 3646 comments
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The time comes when every Fantasy Football manager has to react quickly to douse some fires in their squad. The problem is, my team is currently a blazing inferno, without a disco in sight.

At least that’s Granville’s opinion. Buoyed from seeing his canny capture of Anthony Martial deliver a brace at St Mary’s, my cocky co-host is quick to dish out a whipping to my ailing lineup.

We discuss the merits of United’s new teenage sensation as part of another round of community questions, served up once again by Jonty. The three of us also ponder the Chelsea revival, David Silva’s fragile ankles and just how our Fantasy Football managerial styles translate to the dog world: a crunch question that’s been brewing unanswered for many episodes.

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Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. GLAD
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Quick Question: Butland or McCarthy between the sticks this weekend? Ta

    1. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Butland

    2. GLAD
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sorry - didn't mean to hit top of the page with such a dull keeper related question!

    3. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Butland

    4. Frank Black
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      McCarthy.

  2. Tmel
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Best mid under 5.5?

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Moses

      1. Larry Legend
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Agreed

      2. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Didn't realise Moses was so cheap, could be a good pick if you don't have Payet

    2. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Suggest going for a 4.5 one if you only have that much cash, what formation are you playing?

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I'd agree with the hat

    3. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hoolahan

    4. bantamdave
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'm looking at Gil at Villa. Very cheap, minutes are growing. Slightly OOP

      1. Eoin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I like this call

  3. Pariße
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    A bit more experienced managers here at this time. I was asking this the whole week and didn't get a proper answer.

    It's about Greasemonkey's league data...I downloaded and enabled it on Mozilla, but nothing was showing in the league section, is there anything else I need to do?

  4. That Fantasy Guy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hi all. My team is...
    Myhill - ruddy
    Kolarov - Richards - Muniesa - Francis - Williams
    Sánchez - toure - Westwood - coutinho - mahrez
    Gomis - aguero - Wilson

    Which transfer to make..
    A. Gomis to martial
    B. Coutinho to hazard
    C. Coutinho to prayet
    D. Muniesa to cresswell
    E. Coutinho to pedro
    F. Take a hit and do 2 transfers. If so which 2 from above list?
    G. Take 2 hits and just set up my team for upcoming fixtures...

    I am thinking of taking the hits but it could wait I guess?

    Thanks

    1. sheixt
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      C

      1. That Fantasy Guy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      E for me, though maybe a bit of waste if Liv convert a couple of their 40 chances against villa. Maybe getting rid of Muniesa is more pressing

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Maybe Guzan has a 12-saver CS? 😉

        1. Zizoulicious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Haha that's it then, -4 hit to bring Guzan in for myhill

      2. That Fantasy Guy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks. Just seems strange to ignore attack for this week though

    3. Eoin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Deal with Muniesa, job done. C is the best from that list though

    4. Mahrez
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A & C

  5. Larry Legend
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Whilst Martial-mania has been going on, Theo Walcott has quietly snuck into the starting forward role for Arsenal the last couple of Premier League games. Apparently he has scored 11 goals in his last 12 starts. And he also scored off the bench vs Zagreb last week.

    Personally I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft barge pole, unless Giroud is guaranteed not to play. But that's never stopped FFS going crazy for Walcott before. But he isn't even in the discussion at the moment, let alone the usual Theo-mania...

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      neither striker is nailed, they'll now share time.

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        that being said, maybe it's a gamble people are willing to take at that price for an OOP player

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      People have finally learned their lesson re Walcott.

    3. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      We all got upset by Walcott at the start of the season

    4. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He cut owners deep from his start. Will take quite the display for me to consider

      1. MicksMasterMike
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        This

      2. Larry Legend
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah I think this is the consensus. He screwed everyone over and was a key part in one of the worst starts for FPL that most FFS users have ever had to endure.

        Still though, OOP, that ridiculous points per minute ratio... I'm sure we will all forgive him soon enough (only for him to shaft us again).

    5. Del Griffiths
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You're right you know, if I hadn't got swept up in Martial (I don't even know how to pronounce his name) mania I'd be having a long, hard look at Theo.

    6. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Might captain him

  6. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How did Kun look vs West Ham?

    1. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      meh

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Think he's my only downgrade for Pelle ðŸ˜

  7. _Gunner
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What to do with those transfers guys? 2 FTs, 0.2 itb

    Butland Schmeicel
    cedric Gomez Francis Kolarov Saylor*
    Hazard Yaya Sanchez Mahrez Westwood
    Aguero Wilson Sakho

    1. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Give Gomez the boot anyway

    2. Larry Legend
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Probably just use 1 to swap out Cedric or Gomez for Evans or Dawson. Boring but safe...

    3. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Schneicel >> Myhill and Gomez >> Nyom

      1. dush64
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        This. Or Evans if you can afford him.

  8. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Sanchez in UFPL has got exactly the same number of pts as the other Sanchez for Villa...sheesh.

    Learning all the time.

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nice stat 🙂

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        It's a different game...I'll have a very different looking squad when the transfers open again.

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I know the game I played it last season

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            I really like it...

            1. Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              It is good but I missed the start myself so I didnt bother this season..My tip is don't miss a deadline and alarm you're or WRs phone if need be 🙂

              1. Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 2 months ago

                I started a team for each of my lads for GW5...we have a mini league now...

    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Haha. I'm lumbered with him too. But it's a long season...we'll be glad we chose that Sanchez yet.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Maybe. Big chances missed is a bit of a downer....Sanchez and Coutinho are a bit iffy...

        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I have Cout too. My defence has been saving me I think...my forward line is horrible.

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Who have you got ?

            Wilson Pelle Lukaku Rondon Gomis Benteke(Martial) for me...

  9. Snapes on a Plane
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who is gonna start this weekend?
    remy or falcoa?

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I was just chatting to Mourinho and he said not to tell anyone...

    2. Larry Legend
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I wouldn't get either of them

  10. bantamdave
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Totally theoretical question but assuming each of the 3 stated, get the same minutes, who would you perceive would get the most FPL points, over the next 10 GWs (spurs, NEW, BOU, man u, NOR, ast, LIV, SOU, sto, SWA)

    a. De Bruyne
    b. Silva
    c YaYa Toure

    I understand there is the possibility of injuries, suspensions, rotation but simply: same gametime minutes, who scores the most FPL points.

    I would go A B C

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Shared and very close to the same.
      Maybe Yaya with 5 points more.

    2. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      B

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Could be any of those.

    4. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Easy as 123

    5. andyd
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      KDB for me fairly easily. same order as u

      1. bantamdave
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I simply ask, as I have YaYa but reading an article, yesterday he said with the attacking options at City, he could concentrate more on his defensive duties. Slight worry but I am not sure if I am overthinking it....

        1. andyd
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          just had a look at your team. i wouldn't be concered with yaya yet with benteke and gomez in your squad. they'll drop severely fast in value so i'd look to prioritise either of those.
          on the yaya point, i agree and i think he will play less advanced, but then even when he's done this in the past, he's shown us that he can still produce.

          1. bantamdave
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Benteke has already gone. You can guess who for.

            Not that I'm looking to do a City sideways transfer this week but much in my thinking for my other free transfer in Chadli -> Hazard/Pedro.

  11. MicksMasterMike
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Front 7 of

    Payet (NOR) Sako (wat) Marhez (ARS) Sanchez (lei)

    Martial (SUN) Wilson (sto) Aguero (tot)

    Currently have Silva (tot) on the bench but thinking of swapping him to Haz (new) -4 and dropping Wilson. Sanchez to De Bruyne in next week for (NEW).

    So basically do we think Haz will outscore Wilson by 4 points this week?

    Dunno what to do, thanks in advance for any replies....

  12. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Can someone get the message to Mark that Chelsea's left back is called

    AZ PILI CUETA!

    not Az picu leta.....

    every scout cast his name comes up, and you can count on Mark to get it wrong every time!

    1. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'll have a word

      That is bang out of order

    2. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Your username spells it wrong.

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Is there not a G at the start 😉

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😉 I know I was asking for trouble.....but it gets me every time.

        Dont you guys love my Name?

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Ah it does the job

    4. Del Griffiths
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Soon be their right back if Ivanovic doesn't sort himself out. It's an improvement on when he first came on the scene and it was 'that chelsea defender'..

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        lol thats hilarious.

        I was so glad last year, when everyone said Luis Filipe was gonna play, and I went with Azpili when chelsea kept clean sheets

        1. Del Griffiths
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah, he's great. A real mainstay of my team(s). And now I've got Jonny Evans too! Whoop Whoop!

    5. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Kolarov is pronounced wrong too.

  13. That Fantasy Guy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I think B A C

    1. That Fantasy Guy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Reply fail

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He might be replaced by Zabalete. Hold fire.

  14. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Just looked up that Silva news, how reliable is goal.com is the next question

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What news is this?

      1. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        that he's out, but the article is from yesterday

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          The article is from 1 hour ago

          1. Pariße
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Right, that's yesterday where I'm in.

      2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Goal.com

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Out would be annoying. First hit of the season.

    2. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Saw that about an hour ago...It's usually garbage when the article starts with: ''Goal.com understands...''

    3. MicksMasterMike
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not at all is the answer

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Asked on Kompany, Silva and Bony, the manager replied: "We'll see during the week the way they recover from now until Saturday. I hope we will recover a couple of them for the next game."

      http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-pellegrini-hopes-silva-10112884

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That's from before this article though

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I can't find anything more up to date then this

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          If it's only goal reporting it I would tend to ignore it

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Sorry mate not sure what you should do . Glad I am on my wildcard at times like this

  15. Dirty Harry
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Dying to get some news on Diouf and Silva... these two are flagged in my team and I have no FT left.

    Worth taking a hit if they remain a doubt? Especially Diouf he seems to be the one less likely to feature.

    Butland
    Kolarov Darmian Williams
    Silva* Pedro Payet Mahrez Sako
    Kun Martial

    Ruddy - Diouf* Richards Gomez

    0.0 ITB

    Im worried if Silva ass Diouf don't feature I have to rely on Richards to be autosubbed.

    Diouf > Ighalo -4; or
    Silva > KDB -4; or
    Other?

    1. dush64
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I guess wait it out. If Silva is def out, I would get KDB. Aguero v Tottenham may see points for his support crew, though not as juicy as at home.

  16. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is Silva gonna play this week?

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No one knows, pressers tomorrow

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Find out later today.

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        *Posts at exactly 00:00 so he can say today"

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          *remembers TM lives in Australia and feels stupid"

          1. Gazpilicueta
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            lol ahahah, Straya!

  17. dush64
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Benching headache has started!
    Currently got:

    Myhill (EVE)
    Kolarov (tot) Prodl (CPL) Targett (SWA)
    Silva (tot) Sanchez (lei) Payet (NOR) Mahrez (ARS)
    Kun (c) Wilson (stk) Martial (SUN)

    Ayew (sou) Francis Muniesa

    Hesitant to play AOA and find that Silva is out.
    But Targett could well be replaced be Berty this week too...

    What do you think?

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      what ever you do, dont play a chip

      1. dush64
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Why?

        1. Gazpilicueta
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          cos it would be a massive waste

          1. dush64
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Fair enough. I don't like this AOA chip, its pretty shyte, and yet I'm still changing tactics just to use it.

            1. Dr Dream
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Yeah it is shyte...but you may as well use it whilst your squad looks strong up front.

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Play AOA if Silva starts. That strong front eight may well get broken up if some other picks become available in defence.

    3. dush64
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks for the replies lads!

  18. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    If Targett goes up tonight, you're all getting Pizza.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Can we hulk this, just for the craic?

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Can it ship to Canada?

      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Only margherita pizza can go long distance - Health & Safety reasons

      2. andyd
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        didn't realize there were people in canada playing this.. i'm moving to vancouver next mth 🙂

    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Cheers Tinkerman

    4. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Regretably he's unlikely to rise. There's too many people who know what they're doing these days. The age of the noob is over

  19. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Benteke -> Sakho done.

    Tomoro night. Costa -> Ighalo and Westwood -> Hazard (c) for my first -4 this season. oooh

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Aaah. Cantona!

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Double WH attack?

    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Worryingly good transfers

    4. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Master of hit taking 😯 Teach me your ways RCA!

  20. FPL movie quotes
    Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Right ok we have had movie related team names before so how about Fpl/movie quotes this time?

    eg. "Frank my Dier I don't give a Dann"

    1. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You can't handle the Huth!

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Damn

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Heeeerreess Bony

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You can't handle the Huth?

      1. Sconeaus - The Dude Abides
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        A few good men, great one!

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Shawcross Redemption.
      Ice Cold in Aleks.
      Juan de Floret.

    5. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Here's looking Ayew, kid.

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Made me laugh 😀

      2. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        The usual Kolarov 🙂

    6. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "All those moments will be lost in time… like Diers in rain."

    7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Beverley Hills Kop.

    8. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Diamanti

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Rehash: Vardy beans and a nice Diamanti

        1. Pepereina Pizza
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          yaya beans

    9. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      May the Forca be with you

    10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Kolarov Money. Obviously.

      1. Pepereina Pizza
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ba Kolarov Mane

    11. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Show me the mane

    12. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'm no good at being Noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a Hill of Baines in this crazy world.

      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I thought we had to do Casablanca 😆

    13. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You talkin' to Mee?

      1. Baby Cuties
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        this one cracked me up, i dont know why

        1. Milner4eva
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          😀 love fritz kola btw, amazing drink

          1. Baby Cuties
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            explains your team name - it's a vegan drink isnt it? can you get it in england?

            1. Milner4eva
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              It is, and you can get it in some places, but it's hard to come across and kinda expensive. But I'm moving to Germany on Sunday, so that's not gonna be an issue anyway :D.

              1. Baby Cuties
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 2 months ago

                oh lucky you! what for? whereabouts?

                1. Milner4eva
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 2 months ago

                  Thanks, got a job as a translator, gonna be living in North-Rhine Westphalia, quite close to the Dutch border - absolutely can't wait! Do you live in Germany?

                  1. Baby Cuties
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 2 months ago

                    nah, back in blighty now. lived in hannover last year. enjoyed it

                    congrats, good luck with the move

                    1. Milner4eva
                      • 13 Years
                      10 years, 2 months ago

                      Nice, thanks man!

      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        *Ayew talkin to mee

        check my team name 😉

    14. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Run Mahrez, ruuuuun.

    15. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Juan Flew over the Kaka's Nest.

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Quotes! 🙂

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Ah. I plead faulty memory.

          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            😀

    16. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      All payette on the western (ham) front

      1. Del Griffiths
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah, that works better..

      2. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        All Payet on the West Ham front?

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          *(stands on computer chair and applauds)

          1. Dreaming of Irene
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Wakey up, time to Dier

            I love the smell of Cafu in the Maureen

        2. Dreaming of Irene
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          (Dele) Alli Payet Son Lee Taribo West Ham Fonte?

    17. Del Griffiths
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Albrighton the Western Front? It's a stretch, I admit.

    18. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to Kolarov her."

    19. Milner4eva
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You're only supposed to blow the Ruddy daws off!

    20. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Here's Johnny!!...Evans

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        *Jonty 😉

    21. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Men in Ballack

      one from the blue collection

    22. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Everybody be krul this is a robbery

      1. Dreaming of Irene
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Evra Bony Ba Krul Atsu Ribery!

        1. Bojan Horsemack
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          This is the winner right here 😀

    23. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Huth is out there ...

    24. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hasta la vista,Bebe

    25. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get

      Unless it's a one point cameo from Royston Drente in a DGW.

      She forgot to mention that bit...

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😆

    26. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

      Unless you are Brodge, as Joe Gomez is quite obviously a centre back.

    27. tm245
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The greatest trick Diego Costa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

      1. Del Griffiths
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Wilson? Willllllsoooooooon!

        1. tm245
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          That grav!

    28. tm245
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lighten up, Francis.

    29. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      With great power comes triple captaincy.

    30. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Say hello to my little friend

      Said SAF about Chicarito. Almost never..

    31. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yippee ki yaya mata falcao

      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Oh god let me withdraw that 1

      2. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Drop the mic man, it's over

    32. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Vote for Pedro

    33. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "The cold never bothered me anyway."

      Said Elsa.

      And Messi when he ever gets to play Vs Stoke on a Tuesday night,

    34. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now

      Copy right @Doos

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Slightly more elegantly, below ... 😉

    35. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"

      West Ham and I, last weekend. 😉

    36. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "Mataca! Mataca!"

    37. Darwen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Wilsonnnnnnnnnn! (Marc Wilson)

    38. Baby Cuties
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      feed 'em to the Giggs, Errol

    39. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ayew gestede ki a townsenda

      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        "I used to be a contender." Was pretty drunk last night and didn't even know myself what i meant. Took a while there to figure it out. Awful awful pun. 😳

        1. the axolotl
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          And i got the quote completely wrong

    40. FPLzebub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yippee Ki Yaya Moha Fuchs

    41. Fanta sea
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dann!"

      "How do you like them Affelay"

      "Say hello to my little Friend" (Kevin Friend)

      "Look to my cummins, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East." - (Roger East)

      All I can manage.

    42. dmhomag
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "I love the smell of Naismith in the morning."

      After his recent hatrick.

    43. Stepanovs
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Two from the greatest movie ever made:

      "Welcome to the Vardy, pal!"

      "Now I have a McClean gun. Defoe, Defoe, Defoe."

    44. Patch
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This is awful. Wait for it....

      We Oar Weah Marks, Mata Fer Ritchie Spiegel King.

    45. Dreaming of Irene
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ha(ttie) Kun@ Mata - LiSon King
      Sorry, I'll get my coat.

      1. Hasselbaink Forever
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bacuna nakata!

    46. Dreaming of Irene
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Torres Torres Torres - Banzai(ma)

      Time for bed!

    47. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      My name is inigo monero, you ki my father, prepare to die!

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        *montero

    48. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      If you want to huth, huth! Don't stoke.

    49. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mufasa: Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

      Simba: But what about that shadowy place?

      Mufasa: That's TotalFPL. You must never go there, Simba.

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😆

    50. bamberman
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Adriaaannnn...

    51. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Wiiiiilllllssssoooonnnnn! I'm sorry, Wilson!

    52. Blame it on Traore
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      And don't call me Schurrle.

    53. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Do(doo) I Luke like I Given a Dann?

    54. Zombie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "They may take our lives but they will never get our Kolarov"

      Boom!

    55. Sharkytect
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's not the messiah, he's a very Naughton boy...

    56. Sushant
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yipee Cabaye MF

    57. tomandrews123
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bacuna Matata 🙂

      boom.

      1. Blame it on Traore
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That was actually my fantasy football team name last year!

    58. Sharkytect
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Luis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

    59. JJO
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ibe back

      Or Ibe Colback

      1. JJO
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Toby Orr no Toby

        1. JJO
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Long live the King

          1. Rhinos
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            "You're only supposed to blow the bloody Dorrans off"

    60. Backup Dancer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "You decided not to get Martial?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I jumped on the bandwagon too. But being this is a £36m signing, the most expensive teenager in the world and just may blow the Sunderland defence apart, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

    61. psycho050985
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "Where for art thou Romero"

      "That'll do Sig, that'll do"

    62. alexmj
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yippee Payet mother*****!

    63. zuzuViking
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Go ahead, Mata my day!

      Blind, Daley Blind.

      De gea, phone home.

      THIS IS, MARTIAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!

      I ate this Lovren, with some Skrtl beans and a nice Clynè.

    64. lahi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Attack of the Stones
      Rise of the Silva Surfer
      We are Martial
      The Silence of the Blanks!

    65. Twisted Saltergater
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      "Everybody runs, Fletcher."
      John Anderton/Tom Cruise, Minority Report (2002)

      "FPL. That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing."
      Alvy Singer/Woody Allen in Annie Hall (1977)

      "Well, what if there is no price drop? There wasn't one today."
      Phil Connors/Bill Murray in Groundhog Day (1993)

      "You had me at Ighoo."
      Dorothy Boyd/Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire (1996)

      "You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."
      The Social Network (2010)

      😀

  21. Caesar, Hot Mustache
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Pedro (c).? who's with me?

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Choosing between him and Martial, the two worst teams in the league....who will leak more, and who will be in the middle of it all?

      1. Caesar, Hot Mustache
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        currently have Pedro (c), martial (v). the jury's still out

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A solid choice, Chelsea could have a field day

  22. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Myhill was such a good wildcard choice!

    1. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Such a good gw1 choice too 😉

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Touche

    2. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Just got him on wc last week. And i must agree

    3. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Went for Butland ðŸ™

  23. FPL_DON
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Will Benteke go down tonight?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Very likely.

      1. FPL_DON
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Okay thank you mate

    2. Del Griffiths
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      His lass hopes so. Ho Ho.

      1. FPL_DON
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        great banter xD

        1. Del Griffiths
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I know, I know. Awful, I can't resist!

  24. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Play Ashley williams or bench boost Wilson into my team?

    1. andyd
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      i don't understand why people aren't playing wilson? stoke aren't what they used to be defensively and southampton are very likely to score at home vs swansea

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ares you Rondon's agent?

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yep just giving option. 🙂

        1. Zizoulicious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Good work!

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Got him in UFPL...

  25. AF90
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    My defenders this week: Kolarov, Francis, Alderweireld, Targett, Huth.

    Would you play all out attack?

  26. BraceDball
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm thinking Silva > Hazard and Vardy or Wilson > Kun. Thoughts?

    1. andyd
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      i'd prefer to eat my own head then make either of those changes. but what's your thinking?

  27. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is KDB likely to rise tonight? 98.4% on fpl statistics is cutting it fine...

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Probably

    2. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He'll be up tonight - or latest tomorrow. Be grand.

    3. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Don't risk it if money's tight

  28. TSILIKAFENEIAKOS
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    any news on diouf?

  29. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Flowers for Simon Humber (Absinthe) in Fratton Park. (FIFA 16) - http://imgur.com/m5V9RUG

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I packed Drayton Park and put it as my stadium because of this

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Fratton*