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Earlier this month, Southampton made Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg their second signing of the summer following the arrival of Nathan Redmond from Norwich. The 20-year-old joins from Bayern Munich for an undisclosed fee, reportedly worth £12 million, and has penned a five-year contract at St Mary’s.

Discussing his move with the club’s official website, Hojbjerg revealed talks with new Saints boss Claude Puel helped make the decision to join Southampton an easy one:

“I spoke with the manager and it was very positive in his way of analysing my style and the club. Also, his style was very clear and I like that. I like it when somebody has a style that they are clear about and they know what they want as it’s easier to follow and be part of.”

The History

Born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Hojbjerg started his youth career at BK Skjold and F.C Copenhagen, before joining up with Brondby at the age of 14.

Having been named Danish Under 17 Player of the Year in 2011, the midfielder joined Bayern Munich a year later, and after making his debut for the second team in 2012, was handed his professional debut as a substitute against FC Nurnberg in April 2013. He finished the 2012/13 campaign having made two league appearances, while he scored eight goals and registered one assist in 30 matches for the reserves.

Hojbjerg made seven Bundesliga appearances in 2013/14, claiming one assist, while he played 14 times for the reserves, scoring four goals and providing a single assist.

In order to gain more first-team experience, Hojbjerg was sent out on loan to fellow Bundesliga side FC Augsburg in January 2015. The Dane made 16 appearances in all competitions, scoring twice and supplying three assists.

Last season, the midfielder joined Schalke 04 on a season-long loan. After initially struggling to command a regular starting berth, he chalked up 30 appearances in all competitions, claiming two assists.

After representing his country at every youth level from Under 16 to Under 21, scoring 12 goals in 38 appearances, Hojbjerg made his senior debut against Sweden in May 2014. He has played 16 times for Denmark and has scored one goal.

The Prospects

During pre-season so far, Puel has mainly utilised a midfield diamond and has occasionally trialled a 4-3-3 – in either set-up, Hojbjerg looks likely to be stationed in a defensive midfield role following the departure of Victor Wanyama to Tottenham.

The Danish international has sometimes played further forward during his career, though, and could play on the side of a diamond, with neither Jordy Clasie or Oriol Romeu offering any real threat.

Standing at 6ft 1in, Højbjerg offers a strong presence in the middle of the park, and has good technical ability in terms of his passing, dribbling and finishing, particularly from long range. His positioning as a defensive midfield player is also impressive, and he registered an interception every 24 minutes for Schalke last season, better than Clasie (27.8), Wanyama (38) and Romeu (43.1). Of all four players, Romeu led the way for successful tackles last term with one every 30.2 minutes, ahead of Wanyama (36.2), Hojbjerg (38.6) and Clasie (42.9).

Hojbjerg certainly looks capable of filling the void left by Wanyama, then, and while he hardly carries a significant attacking threat, he did average a shot every 57.9 minutes last season, better than Romeu (61.6), Wanyama (84.5) and Clasie (113.4).

The former Bayern midfielder only managed a key pass every 182 minutes last term, though, mainly due to featuring in a deep-lying midfield position. Nonetheless, an 87.4% successful pass rate is indicative of his excellent distribution.

While a defensive midfield player wouldn’t normally be of huge interest for Fantasy managers, Hojbjerg’s price of 4.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) has brought him firmly onto our radars, with the Dane currently sat in 4.1% of squads.

He’s currently only second to West Brom’s Darren Fletcher (14.4%) for ownership in FPL among 4.5-priced midfielders, and, having impressed on his first start against FC Twente, could well establish a regular starting role at St Mary’s.

He’ll be competing with the likes of Clasie and Romeu for a place in Puel’s XI, while Steven Davis and James Ward-Prowse are slightly more attack-minded midfield players who could operate on the sides of a diamond.

Hojbjerg was on the bench for today’s friendly with FC Groningen and introduced at half-time. Both Clasie and Romeu were handed starts in the Saints’ engine room, with Ward-Prowse and Nathan Redmond also in the starting XI.

The Saints’ opening fixtures offer up some plum home ties (WAT, SUN, SWA, BUR) over the opening eight Gameweeks, though there’s no doubt that Dusan Tadic (7.5) and, to a lesser extent, Redmond (6.0) have a greater potential for attacking hauls.

Going on his output so far, Hojbjerg looks best utilised as a bench-warner initially until we get an idea of Southampton’s Fantasy prospects under their new manager. The youngest player ever to represent Bayern in the Bundesliga, there’s no denying the new boy has a touch of class and if Puel affords him the platform to flourish, we’ll be keeping a keen eye on his potential as the campaign unfolds.

Further Reference

Pierre-Emile Højbjerg Wikipedia

Pierre-Emile Højbjerg Transfer Markt Page

Pierre-Emile Højbjerg You Tube

  1. FPL Mentor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    RMT

    Foster (CRY A)
    Funes Mori (TOT H) Shaw (BOU A) Daniels (MUN H)
    Mkhitaryan (BOU A) Mahrez (HUL A) Shaqiri (MID A) Townsend (WBA H) Feghouli (CHE A)
    Aguero (SUN H) Ibrahimovic (BOU A)

    (Boruc (MUN H), Barrow (BUR A), Friend (STO H), Lenihan (LEI H)

    Hows it looking?

  2. Indian_Ronaldo
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Really concerned that United scored 5 but martial got none, 2nd guessing myself now

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Pre season doesn't matter

    2. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Chill dude, it was one game....and he played 1 half......

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He will get plenty this season.. relax

    4. The Rock
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He only played the first half..

    5. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He was only on the pitch to see one of the goals, if that helps.

  3. Jòse
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Foster-Jaku
    Terry-Morgan-Mcauley-Friend-B.Smith
    Tadic-Hazard-Mkhitaryan-Ayew-Capoue
    Aguero-Costa-Austin
    Thoughts? And who could I change Mkhitaryan to if he plays poorly again in the community shield?

    1. Magic Man
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Mahrez.

    2. Oooof
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Mahrez?

  4. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Aguero + walker
    Or
    Ibra + alder.

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lol

    2. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      First one

  5. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    A) Original team not based around WCing at a specific point.

    Heaton Foster
    Shaw Dann N.Taylor Azpi Friend
    Mkhitaryan Townsend Sigurdsson Eriksen Hojbjerg
    Aguero Rooney Long

    B) Concept team based around WCing after GW3.

    Foster Jakupovic
    Shaw Dann N.Taylor Terry (any 4.0, won't play).
    Mkhitaryan Townsend Ayew Fabregas Leko
    Aguero Ibrahimovic Long

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I Like B
      Willian > fabregas
      Leko won't start

    2. jayzico
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'd go B. But downgrade Shaw to Friend and Mk to Eriksen. That gives you enough for Fab>Hazard. I think? Or almost

      1. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        0.5 short, otherwise that'd be a really decent idea! Thanks for the feedback.

        1. jurgenklopp.8
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          could downgrade one of azpi or dann to terry or souare to make up the 0.5

  6. Däzzy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Jamie Vardy essential.
    Anyone not getting him in is a casual.

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      This is not the way to give advice, Dazzy.

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        LOL just a joke 😉

    2. MrMaverick
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      a casual run off with the missus or something?

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        😀 😉

  7. Henryyy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Do you think Zlatan demanded nr 9, just to take the number from the guy that scored the most last season? :-p

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He offered to fight Martial for it and he crapped his shorts and went straight to twitter to un follow the club

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        😀

      2. Henryyy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        lol

      3. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        looool

      4. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        ;:-)D

  8. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Lukaku > Chelsea
    Costa > At.Madrid
    Griezman > Arsenal

    #ITK

    1. Nicks93
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      none of these moves are happening except MAYBE Lukaku to Chelsea

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Good read cheers

    2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He was on par with Sissoko just 2 pages back.

      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        merely an attempt to show it's all about optics...

        and a step back from what i'd previously posted, having read more.

        i remain unconvinced purely as a "watcher"

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Really good player but nothing will convince most that he's worth 100m

  9. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    I'm thinking of entering a second team to test bandwagonism. The idea is to start with the highest % owned team and every week make the 2 most popular moves and see where that ends up

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Bandwagonism 🙂
      Nice idea btw

    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hit every week then Kinnear?

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Read my reply above bud

      2. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Idea is to see how much hits pay off. Just a personal comparison

    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      a slight jump from that would be a "site" team. could be a good idea. come up with a shortlist, vote it in, then let democracy take its horrific course over the season.

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I thought of this too but I ain't counting votes every week

        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Just do a polldaddy

          1. Defcons are for Kinnear
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I'll think about it

        2. the axolotl
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          i've thought about it previously. things are discussed after previous week, and then a time is set for a vote for 1 hour on the friday.

    4. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Reported to fpl towers

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Always wondered how would FPL find out someone had multiple teams

        1. Däzzy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          This LOL. Imagine if 2 identical teams won fpl lol 😀

      2. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ill allow it

    5. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Jonty has been doing this for years and been extremely successful

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        😀

  10. Batigol
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Im looking to get coverage from the Man U defence. who would be the safest bet? Shaw, Smalling, Rojo, Darmian?
    help please

    1. Coaly
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Smalling, then Shaw

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        This

    2. Oooof
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Is the Utd defence looking good at the mo?

  11. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Terry, Shaw or Walker?

    1. Oooof
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Walker

    2. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Shaw

    3. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Walker if he isn't rotated like last year.

      1. Oooof
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ah yes.

      2. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        That was very annoying - I owned him for a period last season whilst this was going on.

        I seem to remember it was after every European game, not sure when the first is this season?

        1. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Me too, then I got Danny Rose and he got rotated. grrr.

    4. MrMaverick
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      terry

    5. Walsh
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Terry

  12. BLANKET DEFENCE
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Whats the thoughts on Rooney. After having him for the start of last season i said I'd never go back but now he's currently in my draft.

    1. Oooof
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Got burnt with him last year 🙁

  13. Shaw must go on
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Repost

    hello everyone....

    This is my 1st draft with Ibra In...Mkh was in all my drafts before...:)

    Foster,Jaku
    Shaw,Stones,Pieters,Mee,Friend
    Eriksen,Bolassie,Leko,Ayew,Hazard
    Ibra,Aguero,Austin

    Any thoughts?? 🙂

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Watch the Austin situation. He's not nailed ATM.
      Leko won't start change to Capoue
      Looks good apart from that

      1. Walsh
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        This, and I also don't like Bolasie.

      2. Shaw must go on
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        thanks...

  14. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Walker (best defence in the league, gets forward)

    Or Baines (pens, some other set pieces, Koeman better defensive record than Martinez, decent fixtures)

    1. Walsh
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Baines over Walker for me. But, I'd have Coleman over Baines...don't think Baines will be on pens.

  15. okan58
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Schmeichel
    Walker - Souare- Shaw
    Tadic- Lamela - Mkhitaryan - Sigurdsson
    Aguero - Costa - Rondon
    Subs: Jakupovic, Stones, Evans and Höjbjerg.

    Bank 1.0
    What do you think of my team?

  16. Invincibles49
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    I'm having a dilemma, and I'm sure other people are. Personally speaking, I prefer the two strikers who are reliable, consistent and play for a top side, which is why I chose Kane to go alongside with Kun who was picked by default. Wilson is my other forward. Kun is the best striker in the league, no question, but just like the Ibra-Kun partnership, that leaves some considerable loss to the midfield, depending on the value of your defence. Mahrez, Tadic, Alli and Feghouli are my midfielders but I feel that midfielders offer more potential than the strikers and will more crucial in the long-term, hence why I want to improve this midfield and bring in the likes of Hazard, KDB and Sanchez later on after GW 4. I'd be unable to do this with the prices of Kun, Kane and Ibra if I do decide to pick him, although I'm not entirely convinced.

    So what is your preferred choice? Going with at least two premium strikers or Kun along with two 6.5's with at least 3 premium midfielders?

    1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Choice A for now.

    2. Lovren an elevator
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Personally I like to go with as many premium mids as possible. This season there appears to be a few good cheaper strikers so makes my decision even easier

      1. Invincibles49
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Whats your favourite quartet of mids?

        1. Lovren an elevator
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Kdb Haz firm Eriksen

          1. Invincibles49
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I'm not sure about Firmino because of the amount of mids they have

            1. Lovren an elevator
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              True. His stats are great under Klopp though. I think Mané maybe then as he offers something different from the other mids

              1. Invincibles49
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Again, he is only just arriving, so I don't expect him to come straight into the team and play 90 mins every week. We also know he likes to troll relentlessly

  17. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Fresh home from the Chelsea-Real match and making changes. So how's this?

    Foster (Pickford)
    Evans | Valencia | Baines (Amat, Smith)
    Hazard | Sig | Eriksen | Townsend (Hojbjerg)
    Long (v) | Kun (c) | Ibra

    1. Walsh
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Fine apart from the considerable risk in defense but I'm sure you know that already.

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, I do 🙂 I find defense in this game (rather than the Euro one) to be not quite as important, but there may be re-shuffling to be done yet (likely by moving Baines - I am liking Valencia's prospects under Mou more and more each day).

    2. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Looks good.
      Hibbert not 100% nailed though, switch to a nailed 4.5 mid

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Hibbert?

      2. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        LOL funniest autocorrect ever :-D. Meant hojberg not Hibbert 😀

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I might stick Fletcher in there. Whoever is there won't make an appearance anytime soon anyways.

      3. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Defence looks a bit short on backup actually. How about Eriksen to Lamela or a 7.5 mid and upgrading the defence

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Don't rate Lamela, might swap Baines for Funes Mori to upgrade Amat.

    3. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Baines to Coleman maybe? 😀

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        What would that accomplish? Baines is on PKs and other set pieces.

  18. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    This is todays new draft 😛

    Jaku/Lloris

    VVD/Mori/Fuchs/Friend/Evans

    Hazard/Eriksen/Townsend/Deulofeu/Leko

    Austin/Aguero/Sturridge

    Will do Mori to Stones when he signs for City! 😀 😎

    1. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Very nice.

      1. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Thank you. 😛

  19. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Dazzy and MrMaverick are hilarious lool 🙂

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      😀

  20. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Would like some thoughts on this team. Reshuffled it a bit to fit Ibra:

    Foster (Jakupovic)
    Clichy Stones Taylor (Friend McAuley)
    De Bruyne Ayew(vc) Tadic Townsend (Capoue)
    Aguero(c) Ibra(vc) Negredo

    Planning a GW 3 WC. Thoughts? Tadic and Negredo are my doubts...

    1. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      If you are planning a GW3 WC then I'd go for Austin instead of Negredo 😀

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Austin and Long seem like such a toss up. Don't know if it's worth it. Big risk.

        1. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          No Risk, Austin and Long will play upfront together.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            If that's the case I might favor Long tbh

    2. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I like it. Shaw a better more nailed option than Clichy IMO.
      I'd also go KDB to Hazard and upgrade Stones to Terry/Baines

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Doing the Clichy-Stones thing to take advantage of the game vs Sunderland. 🙂 Will probably do Clichy to Shaw after that, but United haven't convinced me defensively quite yet.

        1. Däzzy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Not worth planning a defensive transfer m8. Rarely works unfortunately 🙁

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Might just keep Clichy then until WC. I think City have the strongest defence in the league right now based on preseason evidence.

  21. ACROSS-THE-POND
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    From Across The Pond - How about a RMT mates: 1 being weakest - 10 being strongest.

    Lloris / Mandanda

    Shaw/Dann/Van Dijk/McAuley/ Friend

    Hazard/Erikson/Mahrez/Deulofeu/Fletcher

    Lukaku/Vardy/Austin

    Cheers !

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      7.5 imo. Lack of City will hurt you, but good team nonetheless.

    2. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      6.5

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        And you gave me a 5 LOL:-D

    3. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      No Aguero only makes sense if you get the 2nd best striker in the league, and you haven't. I'd give it a 4/10 honestly. Solid midfield though.

      1. ACROSS-THE-POND
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        And with the new-comers the second best striker would be? Last year; 1 Vardy, 2 Kane, 3 Luk, 4 Kun Kun's minutes for his $ is a concern.

    4. ACROSS-THE-POND
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Update :

      Paredes 4 Dann
      Tadic 4 Erikson
      Kane 4 Lukaku
      Ibra 4 Vardy
      Borini 4 Austin

      Outside of Kun' - one would have to go to the 20th position on the mid - leaderboard to find De Bruyne (City). Again Kun's hammy is a concern. I see a bounce back year from Hazard (cheerios were pissed in since GW 1 last year) with JoMo gone. Hated giving up Dann and Erikson, but can see a break out from Tadic. Ibra and Kane may have made me stronger up top. Borini getting play in pre. However, Musa could also open it up more for Vardy. Its a Jungle out there!

  22. _Jane
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Matip is 6ft

    ^ Can I change my team name or its not possible ?

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He's 6ft 5

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        ..read again mate lol

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          lool

      2. _Jane
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Lol

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      LOL

    3. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Yes Jane you can.

      1. _Jane
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Managed to change it thx :*

  23. Jay_
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Ludwig Augustinsson, West Hams potential new LB, got 11 assist from 31 league games last season at Copenhagen. Wouldn't touch our defence with a barge pole atm but if he came in at 4.5 he could be decent as a rotation filler.

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ooooooh

    • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Anyone fancy Rooney?

      1. Tatty Bojangles
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I prefer a more petite frame but he's not bad

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        no, not he's ugly af

        1. Invincibles49
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Harsh but true

      3. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Wouldn't ride him if he had pedals

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          😆

        2. Salah’s Sonnet
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          hahaha!! just laughed so hard at this, was a good one nidge

      4. TJ_777
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Depends on penalties and how defensive mourinho plays the team

        1. Tatty Bojangles
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          This is usually how I decide if I find someone attractive too

      5. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        If he was 8.0 then possibly.

    • TJ_777
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'm leaving now to go watch Leicester vs PSG live. As it's the only game in California I wanted to watch from ICC. Should be a fun experience.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Enjoy

        1. TJ_777
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Cheers 🙂

    • Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Apologies for the top of the page comment 😉

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        🙁

      2. Nicks93
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        fail

    • Invincibles49
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      How do you deal with a break up?

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Watch football, go out, start a personal project like creating a website.

      2. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Relax.

      3. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Unfollow him/her

      4. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        You look at the situation as a whole, from like a helicopter point of view, and think of what your advice would be to someone who has just had a break up, and then listen to your own advice 🙂

        1. Invincibles49
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          This is probably the best response, but it happened in October when me and my girlfriend split up which is slightly worrying

      5. A.T
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I've always found shagging new people helps.

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          This although this site may not be the best to hook up

          1. Däzzy
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            LOL. Any B!thes around here wanna get shagged 😀

          2. Invincibles49
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Definitely not

        2. Däzzy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Enjoy your ban 😉

      6. Tatty Bojangles
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Find someone else asap

      7. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Meet another women & have some fun, and by that I don't mean by playing Scrabble, you get where I'm coming from? 😉

        1. Tatty Bojangles
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Any woman who plays Scrabble with you on the first date is an absolute dirty w****

          1. Däzzy
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            😀

      8. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        "Her loss"

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          ^so much this hahaha

        2. Invincibles49
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I must tell myself this everyday

      9. Oooof
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        The first cut is the deepest

      10. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Same as most problems in life. Go out and get drunk

    • Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Do we figure Byram will deputize for Cresswell for now?

      1. Nicks93
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        No one knows yet

    • Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Bonjour. Just popping in because switching off nights messes with my ability to sleep properly sometimes.

      How is it going tonight?

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Just the usual ole banta if u know what I mean 😉

      2. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Good thanks Cheese, been a lot of daily changes of drafts for many 🙂
        How is Mrs Cheese doing? All going well?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Yeah Mrs Cheese is doing fine. We had little panic the other day but another scan proved everything was still moving along OK.

          Thanks for asking