Pre-Season

Sleeper – Theo Walcott

Our pre-season coverage continues with the introduction of our “Sleeper” series.

These articles aim to highlight those players who we expect to improve in performance over the season ahead, after a drop in Fantasy fortunes over the previous campaign.

Theo Walcott is very much the archetype of a “sleeper” Fantasy prospect.

Having picked up a serious knee injury in the FA Cup Third Round win against Tottenham in January 2014, Walcott was not a name on the lips of Fantasy managers as the 2014/15 campaign got underway, given that he was expected to miss the first few months of the season.

Walcott’s prospects were further dented by two summer recruits at the Emirates as both Alexis Sanchez and Danny Welbeck found their way to north London.

Sanchez arrived with a big reputation following an impressive World Cup performances and with proven pedigree at Barcelona; the Chilean was expected to line up either on the left or right flank. Welbeck came to Arsenal stating his desire to play as a striker, although he was often used out wide during his time at Old Trafford. With Walcott and Olivier Giroud ruled out with injury, Welbeck would be handed the first opportunity to make the central striking position his own.

The addition of these two quality players was certainly going to increase competition for places, lessening Walcott’s Fantasy appeal from the get-go.

Walcott was priced at 9.0 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) and eventually made his comeback as a late substitute in the 3-0 victory against Burnley in Gameweek 10. He appeared off the bench a week later at Swansea, before picking up a groin strain on international duty that would rule him out for a further month.

Having been an unused substitute against Liverpool, QPR and West Ham at the tail end of December, Walcott played 30 minutes as a substitute against his former side Southampton, before making his first start of the season in the 2-0 win against Hull in the FA Cup Third Round. His first goal of the 2014/15 campaign came against Brighton in the Fourth Round of the FA Cup, while he was also on the scoresheet on his first Premier League start of the season against Aston Villa in Gameweek 23.

Walcott, however, would only make three more league appearances before Gameweek 34, with Arsene Wenger anxious to avoid rushing the attacker’s recovery from such a serious injury, while the form of the Sanchez, Giroud, Santi Cazorla, Aaron Ramsey and Mesut Ozil afforded the Frenchman the luxury of being able to ease Walcott back to full fitness.

Substitute appearances against Chelsea, Hull, Swansea, Manchester United and Sunderland would garner a single assist, before Walcott exploded on just his fourth league start of the season on the final day against West Brom. Walcott was handed a rare opportunity as the central striker against the Baggies, and duly bagged a hat-trick and maximum bonus, rewarding the 5,000+ FPL owners who had taken a punt on the now 8.2-priced midfielder. That performance persuaded Wenger to stick with Walcott for the FA Cup final against Villa, with the England man impressing once again, scoring the opening goal in a comprehensive 4-0 win.

THE PROSPECTS

Walcott ended the campaign with the best goal conversion rate among Arsenal attackers, netting 21.7% of his opportunities compared to Sanchez’s 13.2% and Giroud’s 20%. While those statistics may be slightly skewed, given Walcott only played 488 minutes last season, there is little doubt of his Fantasy potential should he steer clear of the treatment table – 14 goals and 13 assists over 32 appearances in 2012/13, leading to 194 FPL points, attest to that.

There has been some speculation regarding his future at Arsenal, with just a year to run on his current contract. Discussing the situation, Arsene Wenger seems convinced that Walcott’s future now lies up front for the Gunners, after Ramsey nailed down the role on the right over the final few months of the previous campaign:

“Theo’s gone through difficult moments. To lose a year of a career of a football player is massive.But he’s at the best age now, 1989 born. Being 26 to 32 as a striker is the best age as a striker and I wouldn’t like to miss that golden age. It’s not too late for him. I think his position will be as a striker. I have worked with him in both situations, as a striker and as a wide player. The quality of his runs is so fantastic with the pace he has, and he is a good finisher now. When he was younger, he rushed in front of goal but he has improved now. He can be transformed. He is naturally gifted and can play in this position. Olivier Giroud has different qualities: he can head a ball and he plays with his back to goal. Theo is a runner who is capable of going in behind.”

Given his end of season exploits, there’s every chance that Walcott will be on the radar of Fantasy managers during the summer. Expected to remain classified as a midfielder across the Fantasy games, a cost of around 9.0 in FPL seems likely for the Arsenal attacker – whilst the likes of Ramsey will be similarly priced, there’s no doubt that Sanchez will continue in the premium bracket after his 16-goal haul last time around.

His case to feature more regularly as the lone forward has been strengthened following his last two performances and although Welbeck is also in the mix, Wenger’s comments certainly suggest that – despite recent speculation linking the Gunners with a move for another striker – Walcott could finally be handed his preferred role up front for the Gunners over the season ahead.

Certainly, the switch to 4-1-4-1, with Francis Coquelin sitting in front of the back-four, has allowed Santi Cazorla and Mesut Ozil to dictate matters centrally further forward, and with Jack Wilshere and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain offering alternatives to Ramsey on the right, there’s no shortage of options for Wenger should be choose to utilise Walcott exclusively up front.

Ultimately, though, his security of starts and the ability to stay healthy will determine how we assess Walcott’s prospects for the season ahead. With Sanchez potentially set to be rested for the first couple of matches (if Chile make the latter stages of the Copa America), our attentions could well be focused elsewhere in the Gunners midfield.

Pre-season should hopefully reveal more on Wenger’s intentions, though with Giroud drawing blanks in each of the final seven Gameweeks, there’s a growing belief that Walcott could approach the summer in pole position for the striker’s role. Providing he stays fit, then, such a scenario would surely make the Arsenal man one of the most popular Fantasy picks around for the new campaign.

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  1. ebow14
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Bored so here's my current under 21 draft
    Like jonty I've heard about denmark being dark horses 🙂

    Bardi
    Ginter Garbutt Vestegaard
    Leitner Meyer Jojic Hojbjerg
    Berardi Berahino Fischer

    Subs: Dmitrovic Ilori Cataldi filipovic

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Portugal would be my dark horses.
      no idea about the team, should get one German striker though.

      1. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Was debating it but they're so expensive, getting berahino allowed me to double up on german midfield and get two playing keepers

        1. Konig Luther
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          why not get Czech keeper? 1M more cheaper

          1. ebow14
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Oh yeah didn't think of that, cheers
            Where would you suggest improving the extra 1m?

            1. Konig Luther
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              maybe Jojic, but don't see anyone, unless you find an extra 0.5

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Berardi is a player

      1. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Scored a lot in serie a over the past few seasons so he's defo in there

  2. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Micah Richards is a free agent

    Would make a good signing for a few clubs

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      yeah, reckon a few of the bottom half teams (and maybe a couple of newly promoted ones) might be taking a look

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        he's good enough to play for spurs and teams below provided he stays fit

        very strong on the ball, good defender

        1. Lucy.
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah, I wouldn't mind him at Saints!

          1. goriuanx
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Seems Clyne may be off with Cedric signing. Richards would be a good signing too imo

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              Utd will get Clyne after missing out on Alves

              1. goriuanx
                • 13 Years
                8 years, 11 months ago

                Most probably. I kind of want Richards and to spend more money on a CB/striker

                1. internal error
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 11 months ago

                  It doesn't matter how much money we have to spend, we don't know what to do with it. I like Micah, he's a beast of a player, but he'll spend most of the time as a sick note.

                  1. goriuanx
                    • 13 Years
                    8 years, 11 months ago

                    Agreed. 🙁

                    1. Lucy.
                      • 10 Years
                      8 years, 11 months ago

                      Looks like Cedric could be off to Stoke.

                      1. goriuanx
                        • 13 Years
                        8 years, 11 months ago

                        Eh. Easy choice between Stoke and Saints!

                      2. Lucy.
                        • 10 Years
                        8 years, 11 months ago

                        Apparently we pissed off Sporting Lisbon with the Rojo affair last summer so only Stoke's offer has been accepted at the moment. According to the media grapevine, that is.

        2. Tomeister
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Does that include Liverpool?

    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Rogers is on it

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        wouldn't be surprised..he's okay. Could do far worse

        1. Licky
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          I don't think so actually, Richards has literally, bookmark that word there, LITERALLY, one of the worst attitudes in football, no desire to try, or better himself, pisses about in training and demands, undeservedly, massive wages. Disaster signing for any club.

          1. Licky
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Also made of glass.

      2. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Would actually be a decent fit at liverpool

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      he only made 10 appearances for Fiorentina. He has the attributes to be a decent player but that is clearly not enough. Very injury prone

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        yep injury hit player but still good, could be worth a punt

  3. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    David Gold welcoming new signing..

    https://twitter.com/TheIronsCircle/status/608660572985565184?s=09

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      is that real or a photoshop job, based on his previous feck ups?

      1. goriuanx
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        real, I saw the tweet myself

        Obiang is Spanish..! 😆

    2. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Oh dear...

  4. Released Players XI
    Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    I love making XIs, so here's one from the Released Players list. 😀

    --------------------------------Boruc
    --Johnson------Richards-------McAuley--------Reveillere
    ----------Cleverley------Lampard--------Gerrard
    ---Gutierrez--------------Drogba-------------------Guidetti

    Subs: Amos, Vlaar, Reveillere, R Taylor, Barton, Zamora, Bent.

    Special mention: Lord DEMEL

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      That team would do relatively decent..

      ...if it was 2006 😉

      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        I think that would team would not get relegated, may even end 12th or 13th.

        1. goriuanx
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          there'd be arguments for penalties though 😛

          1. Saniul
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Demel to come on only to take penalties. 😉

          2. RedLightning
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Yes, Lampard and Gerrard together in midfield never did work...but they should take them ahead of Drogba except when he's going for the Golden Boot.

    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Lampards appearance on that list is damning for that MLS transfer which definitely happened... yeah definitely....

    3. RedLightning
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Too many Reveilleres.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        There's no such thing as too many Reveilleres. 😉

    4. HVT
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      No diaby?
      🙁

  5. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Any Portuguese U21 mids worth going for?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Bernardo Silva.

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Where u play that game? 😯

    3. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Bernardo Silva and Ricardo Pereira are the most creative mids, also nailed-on.
      William Carvalho is basically a DM.

      And looks like the rest all rotate.

    4. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      wait a little

  6. Frank Black
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Redmond or Ward-Prowse in the U21 fantasy?

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Ward-Prowse on set-pieces.

    2. ebow14
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Ward-prowse

  7. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Micah Richards to Swansea or WBA, Guidetti to Norwich or AFCB would be solid options for FPL.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Swansea don't really need a rb unless Naughton is out for a while

      WBA is possible, seems the archetypal Pulis player, but where does it leave Dawson?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Dawson as CB with Lescott. Totally forgot Naugthon.

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          I think McAuley will resign and there is still Olsson

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Micah Richards at 5.0 and I'm on it

  8. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Volland or Hoffmann. That's the question.

    1. ebow14
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Hofmann if cash is tight but if you have the money then volland

    2. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      I'm on Hofmann due to his pre-tournament form and the cheaper option.

    3. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Both? But I'd say Hoffman of the two as he scored more in qualifying so is the form German striker.

    4. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Would both actually start?

    5. Frank Black
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Definitely Volland, infinitely better player.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Agreed, but if Hoffmann starts too, there's a chance he will be a Gomez of a sort, benefiting of the good work of the others.

  9. The Sarjeant
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    "winner of the first prize has a choice between a Denmark, Germany or Sweden replica shirt, with the second place then getting a choice between the remaining two and third place getting the last one."

    Jeez! Tight arses or what! What can't any of the top three choose which ever shirt they want from any of the teams playing?

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      lol

  10. Konig Luther
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    Not sure how much this will help in U21.. But for Portugal team there isn't a star player, but a good team overall, probably our best team since "golden generation" - which had Luís Figo, Rui Costa, Pauleta, Fernando Couto, João Pinto and so on.

    The main player in terms of fantasy is: Bernardo Silva, and R. Pereira and Gonçalo Paciencia in a second level, all others can score or assist but they can easily rotate because they are all at the same level. Even the last 2 can see some rotation. Carlos Mané is also another one if you want a punt, he usually plays the last 30/25 min but he scores/assists very often, almost every time he entered.

    Defenders: Guerreiro is the best ones in terms of fantasy

    likely team (didn't watch last games so isn't 100%:

    ------------------------José Sá/Varela-------------
    Cancelo --- POliveira -- Ilori/Figueiredo-- Raphael Guerreiro
    ----------------William---------------------------------
    ------------------------João Mário-----------------------
    R.Pereira/Mané ----- Bernardo Silva------Rafa/Horta
    --------------------Gonçalo Paciência----------------

    or if the manager uses a 2nd system:

    ------------------------José Sá/Varela-------------
    Cancelo ----- POliveira ---- Ilori/Figueiredo ----- Raphael Guerreiro
    ----------------------------William-------------------------------
    ---------------João Mário--------SOliveira-----------------
    ---------------------Bernardo Silva------------------------
    R.Pereira/Cavaleiro/Horta-----Gonçalo Paciência-------

    1. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Right, I've screenshotted this, now to delete it so nobody else gets this info...

    2. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      On a serious note, I was assuming from pricing that Sá was definitely first choice - how much chance do you think Varela has of nabbing the start?

      1. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Sá is the fisrt choice, but Varela played very well in last few months and can easily win a place.. if betting i would say Sá for safety ( has more experience).

        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Cheers, probably not worth the gamble given I'd like two starting keepers but the price difference is massive!

    3. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      i said Pereira and Paciencia can see some rotation because i don't know how we will include Cavaleiro in team - if he plays of course. i think he's the main question about the best formation. system. his best position is Right winger, but can play as 2nd forward or left wing, so or they change the formation to allow everyone (and Rafa out) or change one of those.

    4. The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      I love Carlos Mane on FM, and was just checking him out and writing a quick thing about him. Played 41 times for Sporting last season and scored 9 goals and 6 assists.

      He played 6 games in the qualifying and scored twice. But as you say, he only plays for a short amount of time.

      1. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        he was winning some gametime lately, i really hope he finds a place

    5. Mahesh_Kumar
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      So Rafa Silva not nailed then?

  11. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    What will the England defence line look like?

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      If qualifiers are anything to go by.

      -----Jenkinson------Keane/Chambers-----Stones------Garbutt.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        How nailed on is Garbutt? Could be Targett too, right?

        1. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Garbutt played those games in qualifying, more experienced with respect to U21.

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Ok. more professional experience too, so maybe he's pretty safe.

    2. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      crap

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        If QF's are to be trusted, it's the one that concedes the least. 😯

  12. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 11 months ago

    So David Gold actually put up a picture of Angelo Ogbonna when announcing the signing of Obiang.

    Do we reckon it was a name mix-up or West Ham actually signing Ogbonna too?

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Google search gone wrong is more likely.

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      he's done it before. Can't remember who it was he mixed up

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Fat Sam and a good manager

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          😆

  13. Jay_
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Bilic and Obiang after hearing
      Emery and Austin ...

      🙁

    • Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Where do u play U21 fantasy? Can't find it.

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Check the hot topics 🙂

        http://en.u21fantasy.uefa.com/

      2. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Found it. Nvm

    • Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      If anyone want to know, Kostic and Jojic are best players to get from Serbia for fantasy. Petrovic best bet for defence.

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Big fan of Filip Kostić. Exciting player. 🙂

        1. Dušan Citizen
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Agree. Had great finish of the season in BL.

    • Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Ter Stegen (3.5m)
      Rugani Garbutt Schulz Kalas (Filipovic)
      JWP Silva Christensen Sturaro (Masopust)
      Berahino Volland (6m)

      Thoughts? Any improvements?

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Nico Schulz is a rotation threat with Christian Günter.

        1. Gooner97
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Will Korb play?

          1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Could do but Can could play RB too...

            Can/Korb - Knoche - Ginter - Günter/Schulz

            1. Gooner97
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              Cheers!

        2. Mahesh_Kumar
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Are you 100% sure. If so, is Schulz first choice?

    • The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Jeez.....selecting a team is so hard. Haven't the foggiest.

    • The Sarjeant
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Berardi - Hoffman - Berahino the best frontline?

      1. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Volland

      2. Frank Black
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        * Kane.

      3. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        bernardeshi instead Berardi here atm ( need to find 0.5)

    • 32chickens
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Surely
      Jankovic;kanepul;karsi
      Best forward line for 21s

    • Lucy.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Pacienca nailed on?

      1. Frank Black
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Yes.

    • Frank Black
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Wow in the last four games Norway U21 conceded 15 goals and scored 0. I don't think i'm going to spend 8.5M for Hojbjerg....mmhh.

      1. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Facepalm

        1. Frank Black
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          I was sure i was going to get either him or Fischer but those numbers are too scary.

          1. Saniul
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Denmark and Norway are actually different countries.

          2. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Palmface. Wake up!!!!

          3. ebow14
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Different team lad

            1. ebow14
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              Well country, it's denmark not norway

              1. Frank Black
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 11 months ago

                WOW, i've just realized that. But to be fair, i've actually found a website that listed Denmark as NORWAY with Denmark's players. I just read the players name and thought well, that's it. What a facepalm. I'm going to check the stats on official websites right now.

                1. ebow14
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 11 months ago

                  Haha simple mistake, I've actually got hojbjerg and fischer myself

          4. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Go home, you're drunk.

            1. Frank Black
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              I've been sober for 25 years actually....

              1. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 11 months ago

                Ok, but even I know that meme. 😉

                1. Frank Black
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 11 months ago

                  What meme??

                  1. Camp No No
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 11 months ago

                    "Go home, you're drunk". Means a bit the same thing as the facepalm. I mean, come on, you mistook Norway for Denmark and didn't realize your mistake from the series of facepalms. So, "go home, you're drunk".

                    Nothing mean, it just was kind of funny.

                    1. Camp No No
                      • 10 Years
                      8 years, 11 months ago

                      Or, scrap that "kind of". It was fecking hilarious. 😆

                      1. ebow14
                        • 9 Years
                        8 years, 11 months ago

                        Top notch banter

      2. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Facepalm

      3. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Double facepalm.

      4. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        The Missing Link?

    • Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Okay, here's my first stab at my team before I touch it again tomorrow. 😀

      Bardi, Koubek,
      Knoche, Christensen, Garbutt, Kalas, Guerreiro,
      Ward-Prowse, Hojbjerg, Olsson, Leitner, Jojic,
      Hoffmann (c), Berardi, Paciencia.

      What do you think? 😉

      1. Lucy.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Still can't decide between Hofmann and Volland...

        1. ebow14
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Neither?

        2. Dušan Citizen
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Older one. Volland.

        3. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          If I find a bargain a midfield, could sell one of my big mids and fund Berardi to Volland for GW1. Volland is first-team material, like Kane. But sometimes the guy who plays regularly for U21 does well.

          Great week 1 match-up for Germans, great group too.

      2. Konig Luther
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        do you think Knoche and hojbjerg worth the money?

        1. ebow14
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Knoche no could get a cheaper german defender and hojbjerg I'd say yes but could also get christensen

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 11 months ago

            Knoche seems to be the one who's guaranteed to start, though.

            1. ebow14
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 11 months ago

              Suppose so, but I've gone for an expensive ish midfield

        2. Saniul
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          Robin Knoche is one of my favorite players, had some stellar games at Wolfsburg. Would definitely have a German defender.

          And Hojbjerg? I don't know, great player with great potential. Had a nice loan outing as well.

    • Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Thoughts?

      Butland (Pavlenka)
      Gunter - Rugani - Cancelo (Petrovic, Jugas)
      Meyer - Redmond - Silva - Kostic (Benassi)
      Volland - Berrardi - Kadlec

      1. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Good team, like the kostic pick, was gonna go him but managed to get silva by downgrading the rest of my team

    • Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Stoke City are waiting to hear from Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho before pressing ahead with a move to keep Victor Moses at the Britannia Stadium, report the Mirror.

      Mark Hughes is eager to bring the winger back to the club after a successful loan spell last season but Potters' chief executive Tony Scholes says they must wait for a call from Chelsea before they can move any further with the deal.

      "It's Chelsea's prerogative," he said. "They haven't decided what they are going to do with Victor and whether or not they want to keep him. We will wait and see on that one."

    • o3xir7
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Steve McClaren confirmed as Newcastle manager

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Oh Toon, what has come of you...

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Hope it doesn't rain next season......

    • Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      RMU21T:

      Butland
      Rugani -- Knoche -- Cencelo
      Hojbjerg -- Meyer -- Carroll -- Silva
      Berardi -- Berahino -- Guidetti

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        I've got something similar. Berahino nailed on?

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          I am hoping

      2. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Don't like the guidetti or carroll picks but the rest looks lovely jubbly

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 11 months ago

          yup..but not easy to have all good players..

    • Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      BREAKING NEWS

      Newcastle have confirmed Steve McClaren as their new head coach.

    • Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 11 months ago

      Do you guys think Berahino will actually play?

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        He is better than Ings...should Play

      2. ebow14
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Yep

      3. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        Kane sure the first name on the lineup?

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        😆

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        😀

      3. HVT
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 11 months ago

        That's off the wall.