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7 November 2010 2270 comments
Im Not Marshal Foch Im Not Marshal Foch
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If ever a game summed up a player, surely Sunday’s match between West Brom and Manchester City showed us all the two sides of City’s prodigious striker Mario Balotelli. The Italian rewarded the faith of his manager with two goals in six minutes in only his second start in the Premier League. Unfortunately for Mancini, Balotelli made the transformation from hero to villain with a straight red card in the second-half for a reckless kick during a tangle with Youssouf Mulumbu.

Todays dismissal highlighted Balotelli’s addiction to controversy and for Fantasy Football Managers was the equivalent of an espresso at the end of a drunken meal. Certainly it would have made many managers wary of bringing in a striker who, whilst has obvious talent, still has a hot headed fieriness. Temperamental players are the last thing the majority of Fantasy Football managers want or need.

This game and the display of Balotelli served to ease the pressure which had been building on manager Roberto Mancini who has been looking to stop a run in which had City lost their last three games. Mancini was clearly happy with his strikers performance;

“For me, Mario Balotelli played very well. The referee should not have given a red card, absolutely not. It’s possible we may appeal.”

That will be promising to the ears of those who are looking to bring in the fiery Italian. However it is worth remembering that frivolous appeals can often lead to extended cautions so City, and FPL’s finest will need to tread carefully.

The inclusion of the Italian saw James Milner dropped to the bench and increased the rotation risk around the Manchester City team. From an attacking perspective it is nearly impossible to determine the line-up for the Citizens and going forward investment in Manchester City midfielders and attackers, bar talismanic captain Carlos Tevez, is becoming more of a minefield. Caution and patience is recommended.

Unfortunately this is not something that 1,282 managers displayed this afternoon. That is the amount (and rising at time of writing) who knee-jerkingly transferred in Balotelli today. A large number of those did so during the game. If ever there was a test case in why you shouldn’t do your transfers early then this was it.

-Elsewhere Liverpool overcame champions Chelsea with a first half performance from Fernando Torres which reminded us all why he is so revered throughout the world. Two goals, the second a sublime curling effort, proved too much for Chelsea at Anfield and served to open up the title race. It also exposed how Chelsea struggle without their big hitters Lampard, Essien and Drogba. It was no coincidence that their performance improved in the second half with the introduction of the Ivorian, but for those who have the big striker in their team, a single point was a disappointing return.

Overall this week served up its fair share of headaches, underperformance of key players and low scores across the board. Thankfully we only have two days before the next Gameweek comes along.

  1. jamlove
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    fabianski flapianski

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    1. jamlove
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      I thought I was being original there, everything has been said before, there is no such thing as originality any more, I should have been born in the neolithic,

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  2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    give katie a break, maybe she was a shit, maybe not. she was just havin a bit if a laugh i reckon and enjoyed the banter, come back katie if yorue out ther!

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    1. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      My first words to her were "shut up you c*nt"

      Saw right through the disguise that she was a successful, attractive, flirty young woman living in Paris who loved talking to fat old men on a internet fantasy football forum about out of position defenders

      God, I'm good

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        kudos. but serio, didnt get all the hostility from everyone there. as long as she's not grooming people dont see the harm after Fran.

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        1. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Haha you and your grooming

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      2. AP
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Disguise? What did i miss?

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Me too. What the hell is going on here?

          What happened?

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          1. Stat virgin
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            On phone so cba to find link. Go back to about 8-8:30 tonight (page4 or 5) I think. There's links there. Basically Katie has a big hairy penis

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            1. AP
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              That's hilarious.

              The fathers favourite picture is creepy as hell though.

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      3. jamlove
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I'm not fat is 29 old? Then again I was too shy to say hello cause I thought she was a girl, fair point I wonder what our gravatar kids would look like probably like westlife2005 there.

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        1. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          You make mine look like some giant Bavarian dominatrix

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        2. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          PS you type like you're bipolar

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          1. jamlove
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            well I might be, I didn't do a very good job on mine, I like a bigger girl just don't hurt me, I love you hair maybe an addition of a whip and it'd be perfect. I'll get a hat for mine.

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  3. chinmusic
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Colin Murray appears to have been told to inject less of his own personality into MOTD2. I can just about cope with it now.

    Andy Cole is shockingly uninteresting. His Independent column must have been written by someone else.

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  4. Voronin
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    See that on target header from Fabs, that will go on vs. Wolves. Where is this bad game he had, looks like Arsenals best chance of a goal to me.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      he had a shite game, shite shite shite. one header on target doesnt mean shit ...where is this bad game he's had? What the hell does that mean? THat one header on targets means everyone who watched the game was hallucinating??

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      1. Voronin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Calm down, did you see the shot which Krul pulled the save of his life out to stop? I am saying he didn't have a shit game, Arsenal had a shit game. He was their most threatening player. So when Arsenal turn it on again, which they will, he will be the main man. DO YOU FOOKING GET IT????

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          he wasnt their most threatening player, walcott was. fabregas gave away the ball all day, statistically, when you get passed the ball as much as he does, youre gonna et a few in the right place pal. he was shockingly poor. couldnt complete passes, him and chamakh were the ruination of almost every arsenal move. DO YOU FCUKING GET IT???

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          1. Voronin
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Walcott hit the F*CKING bar granted. Fabs was working hard for the team, making himself available, and actually being on the ball to make the F*CKING attempted pass. He had a below par game for his standard and I'm sure he would be crying into his Tapas that you think he was shit. He will back to somewhere near his best vs. Wolves. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE ANDY CARROLL YOU AGGY LITTLE F*CKER.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              how do you figure that you twat? he was shit at home v newcastle and west ham. youre delusional, you twit.

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  5. ClaireT
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Can anyone give me a bit of advice regarding my team for GW12? At the moment it's

    Foster, Krul
    Elmohamady, Konchesky, Dann, Jara, Bosingwa
    Adam, Nasri, Bale, Cahill, Nani
    Drogba, Chamakh, Hernandez

    4.1 in the bank and 1 free transfer.

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  6. jamlove
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    ahh fat man's tits ahhhhhh my eyes

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  7. chocky909
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Hi all. Worst week ever. Nani crocked.VDV dodgy. Any words of wisdom re my team? 2 transfers available. All comments welcome

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    1. jamlove
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      get a chealski defender? I don't know your team looks pretty good to me.

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  8. Will
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Torn between Nolan and Barton for the Blackburn game ... any thoughts?

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    1. chinmusic
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Nolan. He's much more capable of 10+, even without the pens.

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  9. Dave1966
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Was Nasri's early substitution today tactical or did he get injured?

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Probably bit of both.

      He took a knock.. wasn't playing as well as he could > protect his knock and time for a change to beef it up.

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      1. Dave1966
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Hopefully gonna play mid week do you think or not likely

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        1. Screaming Midget
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I think he'll be back in.

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          1. Dave1966
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Cheers lets hope so already looking like Nani is not going to make it for me for the Manchester derby, so could do without loosing him as well.

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  10. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    It would take some balls to do transfers such as:

    Coleman in > Cole out
    Adam in > Fabsregas out
    Carroll in > Drogba out

    But this is seriously the way the points are going!

    I feel naked in the middle of a class full of naked blondes with 10 million spare!

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    1. Goose
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Whats with the arrows the wrong way round AND the words in and out?

      Anyway, crazy yes, over the season no contest!

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  11. Will
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Anybody else think that Andy Carroll would have done well in the stone age?

    Pretty much a completely unreconstructed caveman. He likes his sex, and he likes his violence.

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  12. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Right Chamakh has got to go, not because he hasnt scored the points but because RVP and Bendtner are back. But who to get, im holding off on Tevez until after the Utd game, maybe a bit longer.

    Piquionne - 2 great fixtures, but its West Ham
    Torres - Today could spark a run of form but he has 2 away fixtures
    Any others to consider?

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    1. Bojaninho
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      i did tevez..cause with all these clowns his value will only go up..i think he will score on wed night and he has birmingham at home after that..

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    2. Goose
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Tevez would be a consideration because he's playing United, it certainly wouldn't put me off!

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      1. Bojaninho
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        he has scored in all his games against them..and hes just pivotal to city...

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  13. Dhubanmonkey
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Tricky one, Nolan on great form but Barton has pedigree hmmmmm.... on balance I would say that Voronin is gone is retarded. Night night lmao

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    1. sloppyhoppy
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Ha ha monkey man. Yes its true to say that Voronin does seem a bit mentally challenged

      Anyway

      Should I change Berbatov to Tevez 4 points?

      Any advice welcome - except from Voronin snigger.

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      1. Voronin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Cukoo Cukoo.

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    2. Voronin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Night mate. If you want some advice from this retard on how to improve your team let me know. Top 400k is within your reach...

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  14. GeneralDisarray
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Hey guys, not to sure what to do with my team this half-GW. Any suggestions? Was thinking Hernandez out and Piquionne or Odem in.

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  15. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    What do we think boys, Nani and Chamakh out for N'Zogbia and Torres?

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    1. fuloptothebrum
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I'm sticking with nani, don't know about getting torres in either, drog and tevez are the big men up front

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  16. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Right lads... I've set up a spreadsheet and what I'm asking from you is this... give me a position: Def mid of attack... how many game weeks and a price cap.. and I'll return 2-3 players... you then give me feedback on how well you think my response is.

    Deal? I'll be helping you and you'll be helping me perfect the route I go down.

    So 1 at a time... the position you're looking to sort out - the next X GWs and the price.

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Max number of next GWs is 5 (I did reply correctly but this board is fooked).

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    2. Goose
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      5mil defender for 4ish weeks

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    3. I Hart Van Der Vaart
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Defence 6m 5.

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  17. chocky909
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Hi all.Sorry to repost but Worst week ever. Nani crocked.VDV dodgy. Any words of wisdom re my team? 2 transfers available. All comments welcome

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    1. kenc14
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I'm making one early transfer and then gonna put Vdv in if he's fit. 2 easyish home games coming up.

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      1. chocky909
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        VdV dropping tonight but gonna keep hold. It's only money and he's their best player. Do I hold on to Nani though?

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        1. fuloptothebrum
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          i'm never sure when fergie says he's out if he's actually going to be out or if fergie wants to put him in the team as a little surprse for the derby. Nani said he felt he'd be okay for the last game. Plus nani is the highest scoring player in this game

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          1. chocky909
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            For sure,a fit Nani is essential. Hamstrings can be tricky though.

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    2. jamlove
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      em chelski defence? what ya think of that one?

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    3. fuloptothebrum
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      could go
      baines > jags
      dann > alex

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      1. jamlove
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        keep baines, like your team is solid, you have any injuries?

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        1. chocky909
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Nani and VdV only concerns. Keeping faith with Arteta too. He'll come good and he owes me 0.3

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      2. chocky909
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Would get Alex if no rotation risk

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  18. Screaming Midget
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Max next GWs is 5

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  19. kenc14
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Can someone explain something, if Berbatov is scheduled to drop in value tonight will he also drop 0.1 of his value that I have him at. I mean he is worth 8.9 to me but costs 9.4 to buy, so will he drop 0.1 from both values? Cheers

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  20. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Goose: 5mil defender for 4ish weeks...

    Coleman stands out... also Everton defender (Jagielka over Baines) .. next Knight of Bolton or Alex of Chelsea.

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    1. JCrosbie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      8.3mil forward 5 weeks
      cheers

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  21. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Cracking pass from Yaya Toure for Balotelli's second goal.

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  22. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Gooose.... sorry messed it up lol ... didn't take your cap into account.

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  23. Bojaninho
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    churchill if your still about ,did u do konchesky>alex already?

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  24. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Right...

    Goose, you asked for 5mil defender for the next 4ish weeks:
    Coleman

    I Hart Van Der Vaart, you asked for defender 6m or less for the next 5 weeks:
    Coleman

    I'd recommend Coleman to both of you.

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    1. Goose
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Cheers, he's the one I thought, thought u were gonna inspire me! 😉

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Nothing wrong with confirming your superb thoughts haha 🙂

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    2. I Hart Van Der Vaart
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      What if I already have him? Second choice?

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  25. Voronin
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Harsh red.

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  26. Screaming Midget
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    JonnerCrosbie... it would be Coleman as well.

    and spend your cash elsewhere.

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    1. JCrosbie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      cheers, dont think coleman is gona last in the 1st team in the long term

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      1. Screaming Midget
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        He's playing well pal. Moyes doesn't change that often.

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  27. Countryside Ram
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    how yaya got given that assist il never know? he wasn't even involved

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    1. gizmothelegend
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Just about to ask the same thing. That has to be taken off. He had absolutely nothing to do with either goal.

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      It'll be changed.

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      bbc live text, or the press association, has had a shocker this weekend. they gave modric an assist for a pass bentley made which was deflected to hutton anyway. they gave matt taylor an assist for a pass elmander made (that one baited me). but the creme de la creme was mistaking 6ft 2 black man yaya toure with 5ft 7 white man david silva.

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  28. damaninred
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    need advice for next game week. not sure who i should play and what formation.. presuming all are fit to play

    robinson/ carson

    coloccini/ alex/ carr/ givet/ jageilka

    malouda/ nani/ vaart/ adam/ brunt

    tevez/ drogba/ caroll

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  29. Inferno
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Thanks. Will you do another one before the price changes occur, or is the 11PM one pretty much the changes expected tonight?

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  30. Seal
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    did yaya toure turn short and spanish for the assist?

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