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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    My main rival had Berba (bugger) but captained Arteta. Maybe there is a God.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      lol!!!

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      1. Nikos1978
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        🙂

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    2. gaspar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      My main rival sold Berba for Elmander this week and captained Tevez. There is a God for sure.

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      1. Admiral Stark
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        lmfao... well I got Berba after he scored a hattrick against Liverpool, I was patient for a while, then did him out, now this!!! I'm happy cuz of the win though

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  2. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    nani 100 points. 5 goals, 10 assists, 8mil. wow

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      S'what i was just looking at.

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  3. Soul Glo - Just let your so…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Am I the only one extremely happy to see the Bolton duo come up short. Quite relieved actually.

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    1. Admiral Stark
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      Oh I am, also wanna congratulate all who captained Elmander 😀

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  4. nevertrustbony
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    last week the question was davies or elmander.
    this week at will probably be rooney or berbatov.
    So what do you think guys rooney or berbatov?

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    1. Soul Glo - Just let your so…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      ROONEY definitely! Berba will go into hibernation for another 10 games then come back.

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    2. Psychos got ya number
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      If neither Drogba or Carroll put in a good shift tomorrow (assuming the game's actually on) then I'll probably give Berba a lot of thought through the week, but am a little hesitant to push the button at the moment due to his woeful return following the hattrick earlier this season. Rooney's 8 suggests he's improving with each game back, but for 11.4 he needs to be scoring goals as well as setting them up

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    3. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I'd stick with neither but if forced Rooney.

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  5. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    I captained Berbatov, and benched Arteta, K Davies and Tevez and bought in Chamakh, Arshavin and Piquionne!!
    My rival sold Berbatov and Brought in Tevez as captain! 😀

    Oops, forgot to unlink my team. 😉

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    1. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Wow, great score Captain Hindsight. 🙂

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  6. DeathAngel
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Good news for Coleman owners really. If he'd have played today, he would still have scored 0 points, (Seamus would have been powerless to actually stop WBA and change the result as he isn't that great), and Moyes would definitely be dropping him for the next match.

    After that shameful, (or Seam-ful), performance though, perhaps Coleman is in with a shout of returning to the starting line-up.

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    1. Nikos1978
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I am considering that before I pull the trigger to take him out depending who I bring in for Arteta... Which is the best choice for around 5.8? Kolarov or Bosingwa? When will Boateng be healthy?

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      yep, rival has coleman with foley first sub.

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      1. Nikos1978
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        My first sub was Samba... Needless to say the goal he scored made great news... Problem with Coleman is you wouldn't play him next week either way...

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          can't believe samba conceeded 7 and benching him backfired.

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    3. Back to Back Ballacks
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      spot on!!!,,,,plus i had clark from villa as first sub ,,GLOAT OVER!

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  7. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Managed to get a green arrow with a 4 point hit and Arteta in my team.

    Still have 5 to play (Drog as capt) and 7 points coming off the bench.

    Could be a good week..

    Could be top by christmas 🙂

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        🙂

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    1. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Yup, if everyone above you collectively goes mad and makes 500 transfers before Christmas.

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  8. Twelve years a slave
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Bloke leading my mini league (and now in top 20,000 had lampard in his team for weeks after he was injured .
    Of course he was lucky (stupid) enough to still have berbatov and elmander . Been incrdibly lucky , and the little sh1t is now giving m advice

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  9. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Apparently VDV just said on some TV channel, Sport 1, that he's going to play tomorrow...

    Obviously this could be total bullshit, but I thought it was worth posting. I'll try to find out more.

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Good stuff.

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Please be true. I'm looking at p jones, my third sub, coming on if not!

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  10. greghammer95
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Hmmm. Interesting H2H for me this week, 37-27 down at the moment, I have A.Cole (Differential to him) and he has Ivanovic, we both have VDV, difference is, that he has Arteta to come off the bench if he doesn't play, I have Carroll. My chances of winning are ...... ? I think if VDV is not playing then I have a decent chance, if not then 10 points from Cashley over VDV is unlikely. However it will just be 8 points from Cashley and Carroll over Ivanovic if VDV is benched. Also, is Ivanovic a dead cert to play?

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  11. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    anyone see the city game today??
    howd balotelli look?

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      mean and ugly

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      "Glove and snood wearing Balotelli walks on to pitch, arms folded and shivering. He doesn't look overly up for this. #stoke #mcfc"

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    3. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I watched the first half, but temporarily died of boredom so didn't make it out for the second half...

      Balotelli was abysmal from what I saw. City were in general to be honest, especially Balo and Milner.

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  12. dk123
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    will nzogbia get his assist

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    1. Will
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      *Bangs head against wall*

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      he should do

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      can't find it on youtube. will just have to wait. if it is an assist it will be given. just have to be patient

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  13. superronniewhelan
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    yes 73 with bale drogba and carroll 2 go

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  14. Akers
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Hmm, didn't think I'd get a red arrow with 38 points.

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    1. Voronin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Same as what I commented on the other page, 37 points. Seems my crap defence is the issue.

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      1. Akers
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        With a hit though for you.

        Ah well, got 2 points coming in and 5 players left.

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        1. Voronin
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          Yeah good point. Still tomorrow is another day, if Chelsea is off, VDV is injured, and LFC play like they did against Stoke I'm pretty screwed.

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    2. Van Dal
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I got 37 and a red! 7points more thn average! Needy players to perform 2mrow. seems so hard this season to climb the rankings been bouncing in and out of 10-15k for while now

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  15. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    who to get vaughan or grandin from blackpool?

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  16. andy85wsm
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Berbatov is shit. Not one assist today. Greedy bastard.

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I know. And THREE BPs! What the f*ck's all that about?

      Bloody bonus point judges.

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        yeah 7 goals and not one assist..

        got to get rid of him for once and all..

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      2. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        u both are jealous of his acheivement...he just scored 5 goals after 10 games give him a break guys!!!

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          i think they were being sarcastic lol

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        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          irony 🙂

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Didn't even break the scoring record by getting 6 goals. Failed again.

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  17. Twelve years a slave
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    This week presents a problem , have to make a few transfers to preserve team value , and need better players.

    But what about the weather? How long will this freeze last? Dont want to make transfers and then find games posponed

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    1. Will
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Next week the Man United and Wigan games will be off if that helps...

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        why?

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        1. Will
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          20ft of snow in manchester, and an unseasonable 45 centigrade heat wave in wigan.

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      2. Alex Hunter
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        how can you be so sure?

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    2. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      My team is in bad shape and I really need to prioritise. Which of these is the most important for next week(in order would be nice)
      1.Get haneman out
      2.Get boateng out
      3.Upgrade ferguson
      4.Get rooney

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  18. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Who should i bring in for Arteta??

    A few guys in furry faces preferrably..

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      nasri

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        thats who i was going to bring in before i went for that dirty spanish thug

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 20 days ago

          Who? Fabregas?

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  19. PlayPercentage
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Any FPL cock ups or strange BP allocations this week?
    I was half expecting Arteta to get a couple of bonus points.

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  20. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Right- I officially want the newcastle game to be cancelled in order to get those 19 points on my bench.....

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  21. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Who is N'Zogbia?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      bosseli's son!!!

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    2. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      England's best winger..... 😉

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    3. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      He plays for N'dubz

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  22. Nikos1978
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    15 years, 20 days ago

    Is Kolarov a nailed-on starter for every game?

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    1. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Nah. Only City's I reckon

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      1. Admiral Stark
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        lol 🙂

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  23. Van Dal
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    anyone here captain berba? Lucky sods. Also my rival took out berba for elmander n cap'd him. Damn that is sickening. Lucky for me tho. Still a red arrow however...:( cant win em all

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  24. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    my best transfer this season was not keeping hold of berbatov but choosing cahill over arteta...

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      I'm in agreement with that

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  25. Kings of Lyon ★
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    fielded barton with cahill as first sub hehe

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  26. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Really surprised Wales are still within reach of the Kiwis! 0_o

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      Pork Pie Sausage Roll - hopes Villareal get relegated ....why do u want villareal to be relegated???

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 20 days ago

        The fools conceded to a team 2 divisons below them in the cup with literally the last kick in a match to deny me my £200 accy.

        That was about 2 months ago, but I'm a biter bast@ard and don't let grudges go easily! 🙂

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  27. SMOOTH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    vaughan or grandin???

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    1. Boom!!!
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      15 years, 20 days ago

      grandin just because he is on corners...

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  28. Viper
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    hey all! just got in from work to see a crazy amount of goals but disappointed i only got 47 after a few minutes of excitement. I'd imagine there isn't a very big average around these parts though looking at the players that scored well?

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    1. theycallmeTevez
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      the average is 30

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  29. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Carson has got two saves in each of his last 3 games- boo....

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  30. AP
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 20 days ago

    Cleverley 4, 7 in last two games when finally getting 90mins. Just sayin'.

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    1. Alex Hunter
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 20 days ago

      +1, but he's going back to united in jan. was on my watchlist from the beginning as i have high hopes for him, but ohh too late.

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        15 years, 20 days ago

        nah, still a month of congested december fixtures to go.....

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