[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
14 March 2011 566 comments
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With the FA Cup and International’s intervening, March is light on Premier League action and opportunities for Fantasy Managers to scratch the itch. Gameweek 30 is a shimmering oasis on the skyline however, and reason enough for us to rekindle our fixture analysis flame to shed light on those teams to embrace and avoid over the coming weeks….

The Highs…

Tottenham
Harry Redknapp’s men are buoyant right now following their unprecedented passage to the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League. There is however, still a lot of work to be done on the home front to ensure that this season’s adventure isn’t a one off. The tussle for a top four spot will now intensify and, fortunately for Harry Redknapp, his side look set to embark on an array of obliging fixtures that could see them lay some firm foundations for the run-in.

Starting this weekend, Spurs will have four home games in their next five gameweeks (West Ham, Stoke, Arsenal and West Brom) before they face up to a crucial trip to Stamford Bridge. Rotation of prime assets – Rafael Van der Vaart and Gareth Bale – will be a concern, but Fantasy Managers will be banking on Redknapp prioritising the harsh realities of the Premier League before daydreaming of European exploits.

Aston Villa
Villa’s dream passage to the finishing line continues, ensuring that Gerard Houllier’s outfit are still worthy of their inclusion here, despite the recent setback at the Reebok. This coming gameweek Villa will play host to Wolves which remains a positive fixture regardless of the recent revival from Mick McCarthy’s men. Villa then have a trip to fellow relegation scrappers West Ham, as well as home games with Newcastle and Stoke. Inconsistent at the back but potentially explosive going forward – the likes of Darren Bent, Ashley Young and Stewart Downing have to remain high on our Watchlists.

Chelsea
A home game against Man City might not be the most dazzling start but, beyond that, things pick up in a pretty big way. From gameweek 32 through to 35, Chelsea have a run of fixtures that includes four home matches in five. Carlo Ancelotti’s side will host Wigan, Birmingham, West Ham and Spurs over that spell, with a trip to West Brom thrown in to complete a double fixture in gameweek 33.

While the situation with Ancelotti’s strikers remains cloudy, interest in Frank Lampard is surely set to ramp up while, at the back, David Luiz is ineligible for Champions League football and therefore seemingly immune to the threat of rotation in the league ; that could well be a big positive and see further investment head in his direction.

Everton
David Moyes’ men continue to enjoy a pleasant run of opponents [FUL, AVL, wlv, BLA] that will undoubtedly keep the keen eyed Fantasy Manager focused on the potential on offer. Everton’s main problem however is that a lot of their quality rests in the hands of the Goodison physios. With Marouane Fellaini out for the season, Tim Cahill and Mikel Arteta currently on the treatment table and Louis Saha often an accident waiting to happen, Fantasy Managers need to call on some imagination and gamble on a few leftfield selections to exploit the opportunity. With an apparent lack of creativity and continued instability at the back, you can argue that this particular “opportunity” is not that appealing.

Also consider: Man United – a blank in gameweek 33 is countered by a string of decent opponents with the next three Old Trafford encounters looking particularly profitable Arsenal – a couple of promising away days, a potentially rewarding Emirates date with Blackburn and a double gameweek provides ample reason to sift through the injuries and hop back on board with Arsene Wenger’s assets.

The Lows…

West Ham
Demba Ba and Thomas Hitzlsperger have come into the ranks at West Ham and have clearly provided a cutting edge around the battling qualities of Scott Parker and Mark Noble. Hopes of survival have been raised considerably, but Avram Grant’s side have still got a massive task ahead, with appalling fixtures on the horizon. Their next six sees trips to Spurs, Bolton, Chelsea and City, while United are due at Upton Park in gameweek 31. A home clash with Aston Villa provides perhaps the greatest opportunity for points and Fantasy returns in the weeks to come, but even Gerard Houllier’s side can prove a dangerous opponent.

West Brom
The Baggies are facing a similarly daunting month. They too have enjoyed a recent upturn under Roy Hodgson, but now face a horrible run of opponents that could leave them teetering on the edge of the Premier League drop. Like West Ham, you can argue that their best fixture in the next six is a home meeting with Villa. Around that they have trips to Sunderland and Spurs, with Hawthorns encounters with Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea to come. Ouch.

Man City
Investors in Aleksandar Kolarov may well have identified the underlying fantasy potential, but given the lack of security surrounding his starting role and pitch time, they must be wondering whether selling him on would ease the blood pressure. City’s fixtures now bring that situation to a head and present perhaps the best window to offload the frustrating Serb, as well the other Citizens lingering in our squads.

Mancini’s men have three challenging away days (Chelsea, Liverpool and Blackburn) one blank gameweek (33) and one promising fixture (Sunderland at home) in their next five. Now may even be the time to consider hopping off the Carlos Tevez Express; a former runaway train that has been prone to delay and even cancellation of late.

Be wary of: Bolton – United and Arsenal loom, with a blank in gameweek 33. Wigan – Mess up their home tie Birmingham this weekend they put themselves in real danger of being cut loose from the survival race with Spurs and Chelsea to follow. Liverpool – featured in full in last week’s article, their fixtures remain an unkind bunch – taunting Kenny Dalglish with three away trips in four and City and Arsenal in the mix.

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  1. greghammer95
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    Love these articles. Thanks.

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    1. Syd.
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      Should liven them up as they are becoming a bit stale... Maybe some flashing lights and dancing dogs...

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  2. Davidmon
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    first!

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    1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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      Close

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    2. jamsiep
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      Gutted for you.

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    3. applebonkers
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      6 mins. 6 MINS!
      only took me 5 minutes 30 seconds to read the article

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  3. andy85wsm
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    Kolarov to Dawson?

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    1. dogtanion
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      Koscielny.

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  4. greghammer95
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    Tevez -> Rooney

    ??

    Free transfer.?

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Do it

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    2. PFOR
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      Thinking of it myself.

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    3. _Greg
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      tevez>roo for a hit?

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  5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    i do enjoy these articles but they rarely influence my transfer decisions

    or maybe they do on a subconscious level...

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    1. tazri
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      i have to admit i never read the articles.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        never?

        some ARE ESSENTIAL

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  6. Damp
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    Is everyone selling Zigic?
    If so…why? Semi easy fixtures and a double coming up!

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    1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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      but will he play?

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      I'm taking him out for Van Persie, so enough said really.

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        i'd do the same, but money not good 🙁

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  7. DickFranDyke
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    Kolarov gone for me this week as I have no pressing transfers. Thanks Kolz for the two worst FPL rides in history.GW1 and also 13 to 30 - 18 weeks and for what!!!! Curse, mumble, grumble.

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    1. greghammer95
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      No pressing transfers. You lucky git. 4 Red flags for me and two yellow. These are dark times.

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      1. Ninja_Fit_Saints
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        nani should be chill

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      2. DickFranDyke
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        You're not in too bad shape, ignore Nani's red. Barton and VDV should be fine therfore just one transfer needed to have a full 11 and non playing bench.

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  8. tazri
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    its been fun guys, see you later, have a nice week if i dont see you again. adios amigos

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    1. jamsiep
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      Have a fun life.

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    2. applebonkers
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      you. are. not. taz.
      either that or this is the first time you've been sober

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      1. greghammer95
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        You guys are quite observant to notice that he is not him, Ok in real life, I'll except, but over an internet forum. Pffft.

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        1. jamsiep
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          I think you'd probably realise if it wasn't taz in real life, because the imposter would presumably look different.

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        2. applebonkers
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          he just seems different.

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  9. 5teve8ould
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    Mystic Greg, how long should it take to get from West Ham to Arsenal travelling by tube (i presume). Down for a weekend with some mates where we are taking in west ham man utd then heading across to the emirates for the 1730 blackburn game.

    Get to Arsenal for 4pm??

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    1. greghammer95
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      Asking the wrong West Ham fan mate. Someone else may be able to answer you though. If it finishes at what 2.30 ? You should be able to make it by 4.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      2 games in a day

      sweet

      i'd have thought 45 min for tube

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      1. 5teve8ould
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        Cheeers mate. Looking forward to it. Only planned the Arsenal game originally. The early KO was a bonus. Gives me a captain dilemma though!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          where did you buy the tickets through??

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          1. 5teve8ould
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            I'm an arsenal red member as are my three mates(one silver) so got them a month prior to game. For West Ham I signed up for free then phone the box office and bought 4 tickets. Surprisingly easy considering it's man utd!

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              wow fair play

              as you seem to be in the know

              what are my chances of getting tickets for arsenal liverpool in a month's time?

              me n my bro are liverpool fans and he lives next door to the emirates

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              1. 5teve8ould
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                A red membership is £25 for the year. You need one per ticket & tickets go on sale a month in advance. For liverpool I would imagine 17 March 10am. Although it's a big game the red members are guaranteed 1500 tickets per premier game no matter who the opposition so if you are sharp you should be successful.

                I only get down once/twice a season as live in Aberdeen, but £25 is ok. Good luck.

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    3. DGno9
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      Get the Hammersmith & City line train to Kings Cross then get off at Kings Cross go on the Piccadilly line to Holloway then a quick 5 minute walk to The Emirates...should take about 45 mins-hour tops

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      1. 5teve8ould
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        Cheers mate I'll remember that.

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        1. DGno9
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          no worries...

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  10. njfsdkffslkf
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    Hopefully Bale will bring his scoring boots again.
    Put off VDV as Defoe will def play in the league and Crouch will obviously play alot in Europe so VDV may see his returns not as profitable as earlier on. Then there is the injury risk. If he goes nuts again il can easily bring him back.

    Worth the risk Bale over VDV to Keep Berbatov,Tevez, RVP for now.

    Plus wouldnt mind being on the side of some undeserved reputation based bps for once 😉

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    1. jamsiep
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      Hmmm... I'm not sure where I stand on the issue, which is annoying because I can easily afford either of them.

      You'd have thought that Bale will play more minutes than VDV, because the lad is a machine, whereas VDV always seems to have some sort of injury. But do we really think that there will be massive rotation in the Spurs side around CL fixtures? They still need to compete properly in the league, or else they won't be in the Champions League next season.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Harry's idea of rotation = Hutton/Corluka and Palacios/Huddlestone/Sandri

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
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        I dont think rotation is a massive issue.

        Im more concerned that Harry is going to prioritize Crouch and VDV for CL so Defoe will get games in the league, maybe even Pav, VDV will play I just think Crouch being rested in league now and then may not suit VDV. Bale is not as dependent on Crouch or anyone imo. Plus money was an issue.
        And Bale is cheaper, Fresher and should play from here on it. Plus the dubious bp potential.

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        1. Granville
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          +1

          I'm going for Bale too for the same reasons.

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          1. njfsdkffslkf
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            We Agree 😀

            Landmark moment! 😉

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    2. applebonkers
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      do the welsh count in the bap bias? don't remember danny gabbidon getting too many

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Got to back the drugged horse 😉

        Bale favorite for player of the year. Bps a coming no doubt.

        And no its generally English bias and the odd Sky sports Saviour 😉

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        1. Granville
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          I think Tevez is favourite actually. Being biased, I would give it to Vidic but I don't think he stands a chance.

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          1. jamsiep
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            Tevez?! Wow.

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            1. Granville
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              Why not, he's carried his team, similar to Rooney last year.

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              1. jamsiep
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                Also similarly to Rooney last year, he's scored a lot of penalties and goals against the weaker sides in the league. He's only scored one goal against another top five side.

                Plus, City are third! There are plenty of players, mainly from Utd, who are much more deserving than him.

                I just checked the odds anyway, and it appears that he isn't the favourite. Panic over.

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                1. Granville
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                  It's not just about scoring goals against the top sides, it's about maintaining a consistency throughout the season and having a big impact.

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                  1. jamsiep
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                    Big impact in achieving what exactly? City are going to finish 4th at best this season. Well done them.

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          2. AP
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            Nani deserves it. 9 goals and 15 assists, and stepped up massively when we needed him after the Valencia snappage.

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            1. Granville
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              Still think he could be a bit more 'team'.

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              1. AP
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                15 assists 😕

                I sort of get your point, but come on, he's been consistently excellent.

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                1. GREENDREAMS11
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                  AP - quick question dude. Do you think Chicarito will start this saturday ?

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                  1. AP
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                    Hope so, but absolutely possible to predict the forward rotation at the moment greenD.

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                  2. AP
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                    *IMpossible. 😳

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                  3. GREENDREAMS11
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                    im thinking berba for the CL and Chico for the PL, but,,,,, with the PL getting tight he might just go rooney and berbs, hmmmmm

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    3. Demí
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      Hi

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        *waves*

        See Djourou saying he will play again 😉

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  11. PFOR
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    A League Of Their Own - quality.

    Taking the piss out of Tevez at the moment 🙂

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    1. jamsiep
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      I refuse to watch it, Corden is a massive turd.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        plus one

        emphasis on massive

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        1. Gnu
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          plus one

          emphasis on turd

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          1. Stat virgin
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            plus one

            emphasis on massive turd

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
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      I hate that program.

      Talentless celebs, sky presenters trying to proof they can be more than news readers scripted jokes and James Corden.

      Ugh

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        prove*

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    3. PFOR
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      Ah lighten up lads, it can be funny at times.

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  12. Syd.
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    Hookers getting stuck in 😉

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/9424079.stm

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  13. Marknlard
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    Check out this goal of the season candidate, scored by Whittingham on Sunday. Best goal I've ever seen live....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/9424849.stm

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    1. Funkyav
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      yeah saw that earlier, class!

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    2. jamsiep
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      Not 'arf bad.

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    3. applebonkers
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      😯 if he did the emmanuel thomas bit too that would have been even more epic

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    4. SuperDorrans
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      Amazing goal, you think you'll go up?

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      1. greghammer95
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        Play offs for Cardiff. Norwich for Automatic promotion along with QPR.

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      2. Marknlard
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        No. Norwich score 2 last minute goals today, whereas we concede them. Still close from 2nd to 6th, but we're missing too many opportunities.

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    5. njfsdkffslkf
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      lol

      "Not available in your area"

      With a picture of Paul Mcshane's sex face while poking someone in the eye.:D

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        How do you know what Paul McShane's sex face looks like?

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          cos db lets paul f*ck him in front of a mirror

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    6. Granville
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      That was Le Tissiesque

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  14. applebonkers
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    sorry a bit off topic but does anyone know where to watch the office (the english one) online? it's been driving me nuts

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Try ch131.com

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      1. applebonkers
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        only the american one on there unfortunately

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        1. jamsiep
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          That's the only one worth watching anyway!

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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            lol good one.

            They are all on stagevu...

            http://stagevu.com/video/odnduuudekvn

            As long as you got divx you should be good to go

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        2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          tvduck.com maybe

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      bbc iplayer???

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    3. njfsdkffslkf
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      Project free tv has every show or movie worth watching

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      1. applebonkers
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        cheers db. all over it

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    4. The Stock
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      I will personally send you every DVD just to have another person to quote from it with.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        the boxset of series one and two plus the christmas specials was a fine purchase

        great programme

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        1. The Stock
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          Tis THE comedy show to end them all...

          The Thick of It is very close though. If anyone hasn't got involved on that yet then its cheap at amazon at the mo.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            ahhh love the thick of it!

            have you seen in the loop too?

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            1. The Stock
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              Naaaatch!

              "Kiss my sweaty b*lls you fat f*ck"

              Immense.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                😀

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              2. AP
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                "Come the f*ck in, or f*ck the f*ck off" was one of my personal favs.

                Amazing show.

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                  i'm guessing you've decided to go to the semi at wembley then?

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                  1. AP
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                    Yups.

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                  2. Granville
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                    How are you planning to get a ticket AP?

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                  3. AP
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                    I'm assuming some will go on general release, failing that, i've got a few strings i can pull hopefully.

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          2. PFOR
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            Haven't actually gotten around to seeing The Office.

            Love Peep Show though, and I heard it's kind of similar.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              WHAT

              :-O

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              1. PFOR
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                I was just reading a comment I bookmarked from you about Mark and Jez and the 'grow a pair of testicles' 😀

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                  what?? that was f*cking ages ago!

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                  1. PFOR
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                    December 21st.

                    One of the funniest parts of that season, so I had to bookmark it.

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                  2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    haha good lad

                    i had to think hard to remember what you were on about!

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  15. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Is the CL draw this Friday?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      yep!

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    2. PFOR
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      I'm certain United will be drawn on the same side as Barca and Madrid after the luck they had, and failed to capitalize on last year.

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      1. Demí
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        so you're certain man united will qualify then ?

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        1. PFOR
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          Not certain, confident 😉

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      2. Granville
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        I wont cry at all if we don't go through tomorrow night. I don't think we will win it anyway and it's another distraction. The league is the main priority for me.

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        1. PFOR
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          I'd actually take the league over a CL + FA Cup double.

          Would be pissed if we went out tomorrow night though. A semi would be nice.

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        2. AP
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          Agree the league is the priority but going out of any cup competition sucks. Plus we need all the money we can get!

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  16. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    moderated MESS!!

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    1. jamsiep
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      Is it really worth it? I think not.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        exactly!

        just leave it be!

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  17. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I don't usually watch A League of Their Own, but flicked over to it and saw Clichy on it, What a ledge! Simply dashing.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Incidentally, I tried watching The Hangover this afternoon...

      I fell asleep after about an hour and didn't find it funny at all!

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        wow. I thought it was class. Best of it's kind about. Anyone seen Hall Pass? Cack apart from that bird from Neighbours

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        i have to totally disagree there matey

        i found it a guilty pleasure

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          in fact, there was no guilt

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      3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        You didn't find the hangover funny?

        Who the f*ck doesn't find the hangover funny?

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        1. MAD
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Jamsiep thinks that laughter is for the working class.

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Indeed. I have far more important things to be doing than laughing at some guys being foolish.

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            1. Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              ooo la-di-da.

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              such as pretending to have a job yet being on here in the day?

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              1. PFOR
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                This ^

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            3. Drip Doctor
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Like commenting on the X-Factor forums 😉

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              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                😀

                The worst thing on TV ever

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              2. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Sssshhh. I've moved on from that. 😉

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            4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Then what about the inbetweeners? That's some guys being foolish..

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        2. Akers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Maybe everyone kept telling Jamsie P how good it was, and that ruined it for him.

          I was shocked when my mate told me he didn't find Kick Ass good after I'd recommended it.

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            madness. Worth it just for the banana splits song!

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          2. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah, that was part of it. After all the hype, I expected it to be absolutely hilarious, but I didn't find it that at all. The speech on the rooftop about the wolfpack was pretty funny, but I started to lose interest with the shit about the tiger.

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            1. MAD
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              I bet you're one of those guys who are too scared to smoke a j because you think that you'll become a drug-addict 😛 Also I think you're one of those guys who somehow got through school without getting your ass kicked in while being the one who deserved it the most 😀

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              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                It's on his bucket list...

                23. Get in a real fight
                24. Meet Jon Reeson

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                1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  25. smoke a J

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                  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    26. finally get past the 'pain' of vinegar strokes and see what happens

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                  2. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    26. Rohypnol BAE, Eidur Gudjonsen and Stuart Holden.

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                2. MAD
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  😆

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                i just did a little wee

                brilliant

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              3. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Right......

                I'm being mocked for supposedly never smoking 'a j'. How pathetic.

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                1. Cheggers
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Ive smoked TOO many Js which is pretty obvious

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                  1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Turns me into a Fifa wizard

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                2. MAD
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  You're being mocked for being you... whatever that is you are.

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Admittedly, the second part is fairly accurate. 😉

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          3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I got that for chrsitmas, haven't bothered wathcing it yet though...

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        3. Turbodog
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I thought The Hangover was utter rubbish . Had to turn it off after about 45 mins it was so dire.
          Since when is making babies look like they are jerking themselves off funny?

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Since 2009 apparently

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            1. Turbodog
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              I must be getting old

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          2. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Really enjoyed The Hangover.

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          3. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Thank you, finally some support!

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            1. Granville
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Against the grainsiep. 😉

              Do you always walk up the wrong side of the Tube escalators?

              I bet you have a left hand drive car too.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      It's absolute garbage, well at least it was. I only watched the first 2 episodes

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  18. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    thanks db, found it. was worried i'd have to go out and buy it for a second (shock) 😉

    oh and sorry everyone for possibly screwing up the page

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      oooh wasn't me. taz!

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Nah, it was Sir Sack the Board.

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        1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Why do they always delete them. It was a great series of posts.

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah I don't really get it either, it's completely harmless.

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            1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              And they still have Davidmon's post where he wasn't even first. Typical conspiracy against me, like when I come 1st in FPL they won't give me a Reeson style interview.

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              1. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                +1 The bias we are treating with on here is frankly disgusting.

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                1. jamsiep
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  *treated

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                  1. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    I genuinely see you two like this:

                    http://www.jimius.com/baconbible/Assets/volunteers/cbrothers.jpg

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                  2. Cheggers
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Jamsiep would be Barry Chuckle

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                  3. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    No way, Sh*tty bed is Barry.

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                  4. Cheggers
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    you really think so?

                    I dunno man, I think sh1ty bed is in charge.

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                  5. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    He most certainly isn't.

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                  6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    it does kind of seem that he is though

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                2. Cheggers
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Silver spoon bros 😆

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                3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  i love it

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  19. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    NEXT week planning on a 4pt hit for Tevez to RVP and GJ to Cashley.

    Would anyone either do Tev to RVP THIS week or GJ to Luiz instead of Cole?

    Particularly thinking about the Tev switch. If I'm gonna do it next week anyway, I'm only bringing forward the extra 4pt hit to a week where he has a better fixture right?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      cashley?!

      just get luiz!

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Have I missed something???

      Have Chelsea suddenly become a good team again???

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      1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Have got great fixtures, especially except this weekend when we take on the bus.

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Any opinion on my question?

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          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Tevez is home to Sunderland next week so I will be keeping him for that sole purpose then I will dump him

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            1. The Bandit
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              But RVP has wba and BBN

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      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Starting next week! 😉

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  20. Demí
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Test

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      icular itch

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  21. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    icle

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  22. Portsmouth Bubblejet
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Further promising news about Johan Djourou. The homepage of the Swiss F.A. (SFV) has just announced the following:

    "Johan Djourou's shoulder injury seems to be less serious than was feared on Saturday and than was announced by his club trainer.

    The Arsenal and Swiss national team defender underwent intensive medical examinations on Monday. At the end of a long and strenuous day, Johan Djourou had renewed hope that his season might not be over, despite the prediction made by his club trainer Arsène Wenger on Saturday.

    It is evident that he did not suffer any bone breakages or bone injuries, and the ligaments which were severely strained when his shoulder was dislocated do not appear to be in too bad a condition. The 24-year-old still has to wait for the precise evaluation of the examination, but he is clearly determined to do everything possible so that he can be available for the Swiss national team's EURO 2012 qualification match in Bulgaria on 26th March." (SFV)

    http://www.football.ch/de/start.aspx?vNews=1&newsID=7

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Lulz @ The New Arsenal Trainer Arsene Wenger

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      1. Akers
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        hehe

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Would be awesome if he's fit in a months time. I'll probably keep him this week, in hope that he does return soon - he's been an excellent member of my team for a while now.

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  23. Demí
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Yo Mihir you there ?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      no

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        shaddap!

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        1. Egg noodle
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          yes

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  24. The Pooer
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Anyone care to have a stab at the scout picks at this early stage of the week?

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        why?

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      2. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        VDV

        VDV, VDV, VDV

        VDV, VDV, VDV, VDV

        VDV, Defoe

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Oh left one out forgot about VDV

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        2. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Yes you're right, Mark has been clinging on to VDV like a comfort blanket even after spending 28 points on transfers.

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          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Mark must be having a bad season he is only 7 points ahead of me 🙂

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        3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          You missed out Cahill G ... 😉

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      3. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I think it'll be -

        Al Habsi
        Walker, Samba, Baines, Smalling
        Nani, VDV, Etherington, NZog
        Rooney, RVP

        Something like that...

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      4. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        friedel
        rafa dawson huth baines
        nani vdv young n'zog
        rvp rooney

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    • Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      This week, im replacing Arteta with one of: Nasri, Bale or VDV. Which one would you go for?

      Nasri - Good fixtures, DGW, hasn't scored big in a while though and i have RVP

      VDV - Pretty consistent scorer, Defoe is hitting form so will start ahead of Crouch. Makes it very tight to get Lamps in a few weeks.

      Bale: Cheap, gives me funds to play around with, makes it easy to get Lampard in a few weeks, pretty inconsistent.

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        first

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          You didn't finish the vid! 🙁

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          1. Demí
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            It's an art form being the first poster.

            And i'm an artist 😆 😉

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      2. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Akers, have you got that Fight Night Champions game yet? I remember you talking about the trailer a while back, any good?

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        1. Akers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, not played it much though yet. I like to only play new games in short bursts, as I feel like I'm getting more out of it somehow.

          I don't get it when people get a game like GTA and complete it in a day. Unless they're renting it.

          Only done some of the story mode, which seems short. But it's their first stab at that sort of thing, so hopefully they'll build on it next time.

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Shit then 😉

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            1. Akers
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              lol, I've played on it for literally a couple of hours.

              The story mode is a bit shit though. You have to suss out what it 'wants' you to do, rather than just try and beat it.

              For instance there's one fight where the opponent has 'a mean left hook', which basically means if he lands any sort of left hook (even crappy glancing blows) you're knocked down. I had to do that fight a dozen times because even when I avoided all the left hooks he threw, I'd lose the decision.

              Turns out the only way to beat him is to counter one of his left hooks with a left hook of your own. As soon as you do that he's KO'd. 🙄

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      3. PFOR
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        So that's what Greg looks like! I thought he was 15?

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          +35 😉

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      4. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        hehe

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    • El Doctor
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      hmmm, gonna do kolorov -> walker and then either barton --> van der vaart or odemwingie --> defoe or bent. is it worth a 4pt hit?

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    • Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Lol has anyone seen that video going around on Facebook about a victim of bullying snapping and powerbombing the kid onto concrete! Mental!

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, Demi posted it earlier. Absolute class, massive respect for the big lad.

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Indeed, looked lethal though! Could have broken the kids neck, he could barely walk! Apparently, the Fat kid was the one who got suspended..

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Shame it didn't break the little c*nts' neck.

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            1. herman murman
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              THAT WAS ME

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            2. Drip Doctor
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              With the video being leaked, he's the one whose going to get bullied now. Ironic.

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      2. Stat virgin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvrftNz3dqo

        Next big viral I reckon, he beasts him!! the description made me sad though 🙁

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        1. Stat virgin
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          oh, late to the party it seems

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          F UCK.

          ING.

          LOVE.

          IT

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          1. Demí
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            knew you would 🙂

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      3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, Demi said he knew the kid somehow, I think.

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Nah, he was just quoting the description given in the video.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Oh right, was wondering

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      4. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah my bro put it up on facebook earlier today.

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        1. Cheggers
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          He got what he deserved, hopefully it'll teach him a lesson.

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          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Where is it, Aus?

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            1. Akers
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Typical Australian's.

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                NO WAY AUSSIE, THAT KID SPEAKING IS A YANK

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                1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  feckin caps....

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                  1. Drip Doctor
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Either way.. "do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior!!"

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                2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  it is australian

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              2. herman murman
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                i call that move the Murman Masher. works everytime.

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                1. Demí
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  murman bit ruins it. Otherwise, quite a catchy name 🙂

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            2. farsickle
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Definitely australia. That skinny little shit thought he was such a rad little boxer too.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                his first punch wasn't bad

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                1. farsickle
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Yeah but the dancing around afterwards was. What a tool. The fat kid gave him ages to leave him alone too.

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                  1. Drip Doctor
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    His leg must have been broken right? I can't make it out from the vid.

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    • ArcticJunkie
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Evening gents, what are your thoughts on these transfers, maybe I should avoid doubling up on Villa as I already have A.Young, I could look at Luiz but he's got a tricky fixture at home to Man City

      Djourou > Walker/Luiz
      Arteta > VDV

      Foster
      Walker Coleman Vidic Huth
      A.Young Meireles Nani VDV(C)
      Berbatov Tevez

      Gordon Zigic Barton Kolarov

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