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There’s just a little time before the Fantasy deadline, so if you’re still pondering transfers, captain selection or even the order of your substitutes bench, then the Saturday Surgery chatroom is the place to go for immediate views and opinions from your Fantasy Football peers.

There’s no early kick-off today, so the Dugout Discussion will pop up just before the 3pm games with all the accompanying team news.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

  1. dierstraights
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    i love weeks like this, when everybody has different captain choices

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      +1

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      1. Joey Millions
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        wait what? everybody didn't captain RvP this week? 😀

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      2. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Yup, anyone gone for Lamps?

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        1. Suarezchomper
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          No 2 in the world has! I went with suarez

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          1. Joey Millions
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            livin on the edge! NOT

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          2. deckybhoy
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            decided on Suarez myself - hope it pays off

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          3. Manamongst
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            +1 Suarez

            I don't know if I want Carroll to play, no chemistry, but he at least puts brakes on Kuyt's output, so many people have still captained him.

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        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          I have.. Thats 3 weeks in a row that Ive gone with him

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        3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          I went with Lamps and I'm disappointed in myself for doing so. I wanted to be brave and captain the Wingie but I pussied out.

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    2. FPL Daniel
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      -1

      P.S.I ckickened from Drogs captaincy and Yaya in 4 a hit 4 Clint. Guess one is right one wrong

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  2. Syd.
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Anybody fancy Adam Johnson as captain????

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    1. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Not even his mom.

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
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        My rival has transferred him in this week and given him the armband..

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Lucky to get an hour out of him imo.

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          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
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            1 minute would be better 😉

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'll be gutted if he starts, really wanted him over Yaya but i was worried about minutes.

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  3. thehodge
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    OFF TOPIC
    I was playing with my team the other day in a cup semi-final. We only had 10 players and tried to park the bus. We were losing by 3-0 going into the last 10 minutes. Anyway, we got a penalty and i stepped up to take it. Before i took it the keeper had the ball and smashed me square in the face with it. I scored but what he did f*cking annoyed the s*it out of me. The next time i play them, do i try to do em or what? I really want to get him back. Any suggestions?

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Find out his name. Facebook. Go to his house. Brick to the face. Enjoy your bank holiday.

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      he chucked it at u in the face??

      didnt he get sent off?

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      1. thehodge
        • 16 Years
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        No. Not even a talking to. Plus, all their subs stood behind the goal shouting and roaring abuse. I asked the ref and he said he didnt see it. Its just something i cant stop thinking about.

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    3. KOGUMA
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Kick him in the knee full force from the front. You'll break his legg and can just say you were going for the ball. Should do the trick.

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        1. thehodge
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Its a possibility but its hard to do it on the goalkeeper unless its a proper 50-50. I could do it at a corner.

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          1. KOGUMA
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Yeah...needs to be through ball that is just beyond your reach. Kicking out like that and you can say you were trying a Bergkamp esq stamp on the ball to get past the keeper.

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          2. Manamongst
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            No, I say since it sounds like you're in an at least an advanced position, your best bet is a set piece or corner.

            Free kick: remember to protect yourself and follow through. Make your run with the group but when they bail out on a clear goalie grab you just run through his soul. But make it look clumsy.

            Corner Easy, join the group...back to ref, no line of sight from the linesman, and simply punch him in the gut as hard as possible. He will fall, he will trip others, they will fall, just make sure you fall before them. This leaves the best opportunity for parting words as you get to your feet. Your revenge is cold, it may be time to serve it.

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          wait a sec, everyone seems to be missing the point

          you parked the bus at 3 nil down???

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          1. thehodge
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            We parked the bus all game. We played wit 10 players.

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        3. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          with that aim he shouldn't be in goal. is it on youtube? sounds quite funny (no offence 😉 )

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        4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          has he got a sister?

          try and get her out on a date, ply her with wine, get her back to your's, get her to do some unspeakable things, photograph them, then get your fans at the game when you next play this team to wave huge banners printed with the said photographs

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          1. deckybhoy
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            lol - payback with a capital P

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        5. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Scott Tenorman

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      • jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        If you're not, start watching the Leeds-Bumley game.

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        1. thehodge
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Great game, and its boiling over - love it.

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          1. chilin_dude
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            How the fk are we (leeds) not out of sight argh!

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      • Joey Millions
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        you guys reckon WB v Aston will be a high scoring game?

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Odem (c) will get four, and Brunt two, so yeah...

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          1. Joey Millions
            • 15 Years
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            i'll take it!

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            1. Joey Millions
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              don't forget young's brace 😀

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          2. KOGUMA
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Is Brunt even playing? Don't think he is.

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              1. Locarno
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                Isn't he??? Dodgy call by Woy if that's the case.

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                1. Egg noodle
                  • 16 Years
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                  brunt is injured isnt he?

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                  1. Manamongst
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 11 months ago

                    Yes, along with Thomas...

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            • Syd.
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Dorrans will bag a brace...

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            • Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Brunt's out no?

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          3. deckybhoy
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            As long as bent gets at least 1 and an assist I will be happy

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        2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Banging! Made 3 subs this week! A massive gamble putting in silva, suarez (c) and odem for rooney, carroll and barton.

          Just had a look at nearest competitors. Both have put in silva and suarez n made 4 transfers...can breathe easy 🙂

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        3. Henry Hill
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Is Sturridge fit?

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            i wouldn't

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        4. Well you know, Triffic
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Anyone see the FFScout find us on facebook box to the right -->
          Got a guy called 'Thong' and next to him a pussy called Dejan.

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        5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          VILLA: Friedel; Walker, Dunne, Collins, L Young; Downing, Petrov, Reo-Coker, A Young; Agbonlahor, Bent.

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Subs: Marshall, Pires, Clark, Bradley, Bannan, Delph, Cuellar.

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        6. Lewis - Sky Pod
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          SESSEGNON 🙂

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          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Check!

            Got me some...I was a witches nipple away from handing him the armband.

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        7. andy85wsm
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Just clicked the red button on BBC1 to see if there was any snooker. There isn't but there are Royal Wedding highlights if you're interested, nothing about a minor tornado though I'm afraid.

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        8. In Like Flynn.
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Dempsey out,HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you lord, thank you Vishnu, thank you tom cruise.

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            1. Joey Millions
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              what?!

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                MC Clint is out.

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            2. Stat virgin
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Would have prefered him to play personally, don't think he would have got anything today, and everyone has a strong bench this week

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                Consider my fire well and truly pee'd on.

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            3. Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Hahahahaha, now that's funny I don't care who you are...

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          2. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Someone kiss this man!

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        9. mvtaylor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          5 live - Dempsey and Hangeland out

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Thank god. Those guys killed me midweek.

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            1. In Like Flynn.
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              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              +29

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              1. cucumber
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                +30 8)

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              2. gruffyboy
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                +430

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            2. Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              +420

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          2. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            I enjoy this very much.

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          3. Locarno
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Ah well. O'Hara comes off the bench.

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            1. deckybhoy
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Bardsley for me - didn't think Dempsey would do much anyway

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            2. King Eric, in America
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              C'mon Jara!

              🙁

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          4. Stat virgin
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Looks like they've fully committed to "we've got nothing to play for" mode

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          5. Evs
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            wtf - zamora playing?

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        10. Morrissey1986
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Bolton Wanderers FC:
          Nothing as of yet. I haven't seen Daniel Sturridge at all. Maybe it's a decoy and he'll start?

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        11. cucumber
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Dempsey out, F**k yeah!

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        12. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          Wanderers: Bogdan, Robinson, Cahill, Taylor, Elmander, Knight, K Davies, Rodrigo, Cohen, Wheater, Gardne

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Subs: Jaaskelainen, Muamba, Petrov, Klasnic, Blake, Alonso, Chung-Yong

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          2. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            good chance for your lot today. hopefuly they play kalinic

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          3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
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            Blackburn: Robinson, J Jones, Olsson, Samba, Givet, Emerton, Nzonzi, Benjani, Salgado, P Jones, Roberts

            Subs: Bunn, Kalinic, Pedersen, Santa Cruz, Rochina, Hanley, Diouf

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            1. applebonkers
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              roberts must be pretty good at hand jobs. kalinic is still your top scorer this season despite being sat on the bench for most of it.

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              1. Manamongst
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                couldn't agree more

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                1. Manamongst
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 11 months ago

                  it's the lube!@

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        13. Morrissey1986
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Dempsey out is not a bad thing Nani on the bench 😛 1st sub is he out of the whole squad?

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          1. deckybhoy
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Nani on bench :O

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        14. cucumber
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          CityNewsSport‎ #Everton team to play #Wigan: Howard, Hibbert, Distin, Jagielka, Baines, Neville, Arteta, Osman, Rodwell, Cahill and Anichebe

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            ooh no Coleman

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          2. Morrissey1986
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            No Coleman 🙁

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            1. deckybhoy
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Superb - lets see him come on got 5 mins and 1 point, my rival has him 🙂

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          3. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            no beckford. get in!

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          4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            coleman?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f**********ck

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          5. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Noooo Coleman. Was soo close to taking him out for Kolarov but didnt think it was worth the hit. Damn.

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            1. Mulder
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              ahhhhhhhhh Coleman please stay on the bench

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            2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
              • 15 Years
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              He'll no doubt come on in the last 20 for a run about as well.

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              1. Drip Doctor
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
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                For sure. Arteta and Cahill wont play 90minutes. 1 sweet point coming up.

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                1. Evs
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                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 11 months ago

                  im in trouble... no demps or coleman

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        15. Morrissey1986
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          And I take it Senderos is playing Mark Hughes was talking up giving him his debut before end of the season.

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        16. mvtaylor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          btw Dempsey has a back injury (no mention of severity, guess it can't be TOO bad) while Hangeland is "feeling unwell".

          Super sub R Johnson coming in for me!

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        17. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Wigan Athletic Team: Al Habsi, Alcaraz, McCarthy, Caldwell, Watson, N'Zogbia, Cleverley, Boyce, Rodallega, Diame, Figueroa
          Subs: Kirkland, Gohouri, Di Santo, Moses, Gomez, McArthur, Sammon.

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            FORZA WIGAN

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            1. Boom!!!
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              +42!

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            2. applebonkers
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              the thinking man's second team 😉

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              1. Boom!!!
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                why 2 different countries?!?! 😉

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              2. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                Amen.

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            3. AP
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              +1 and especially Suuuuuuper Tom C.

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        18. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          Blackpool Gilks,Crainey,Baptiste,Evatt,Eardley,Adam,Vaughan,Southern,Taylor-Fletcher,Campbell,Phillips
          1 minute ago

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Subs - Kingson,Cathcart,Reid,Puncheon,Varney,Kornilenko,Ormerod

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          2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Stoke: Begovic, Wilkinson, Huth, Shawcross, Wilson, Pennant, Whitehead, Whelan, Delap, Walters, Jones

            Subs: Sorensen, Collins, Pugh, Diao, Carew, Faye, Shotton

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        19. FEBRI DS
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          May be I'm the only one captaining Henderson?

          YES! I hate if i have same captain with my other rivals... 😀

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        20. cucumber
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          # Blackburn Rovers are the only PL club who are yet to come from behind to win a PL match this season

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        21. Yeboah Power XI
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Is Coleman on the bench?? I hope not now grr

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          1. deckybhoy
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            sure is

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        22. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
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          Sunderland: Mignolet, Elmohamady, Bardsley, Onuoha, Turner, Muntari, Henderson, Cattermole (C), Colback, Malbranque, Sessegnon.

          Subs: Carson, Zenden, Riveros, Ferdinand, Lynch, Adams, Mensah.

          Fulham: Schwarzer, Baird, Salcido, Hughes, Senderos, Kakuta, Davies, Murphy (C), Sidwell, Zamora, Gudjohnsen.

          Subs: Stockdale, Kelly, A Johnson, Etuhu, Greening, Dembele, Hoesen.

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            ZAMORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😀 😀 😀 !!!!!!!!

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          2. Magerost
              14 years, 11 months ago

              Wish i did Dempsey -> Sessegnon for a hit now

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            • cucumber
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              now he decides to start Zamora... :/

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            • Spoiler
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              lol senderos

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          3. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            Is this the worst set of 3pm kickoffs ever?

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            1. Magerost
                14 years, 11 months ago

                Yes, indeed :<

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              • Joey Millions
                • 15 Years
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                front runner

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              • dogtanion
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                Yes

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            2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
              • 15 Years
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              No surprises for both Bpool and Stoke.

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              1. Boom!!!
                • 15 Years
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                did they deserved one?

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                1. Egg noodle
                  • 16 Years
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                  deserved 😉

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              2. applebonkers
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                kenwyne jones starting?

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                1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
                  • 15 Years
                  14 years, 11 months ago

                  Sounded like Ethers to Whitehead was the only change.

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            3. Egg noodle
              • 16 Years
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              Looks like i am a lone runner with lescott captain.

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              1. applebonkers
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                • 16 Years
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                very 07/08

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              2. FEBRI DS
                • 16 Years
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                me too with Henderson captain

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            4. Evs
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              • 16 Years
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              Is coleman on the everton bench?

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              1. cucumber
                • 16 Years
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                I would assume so

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                1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                  • 16 Years
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                  yep

                  Subs: Mucha, Bilyaletdinov, Beckford, Gueye, Coleman, Vellios, Duffy

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                2. Yeboah Power XI
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 11 months ago

                  Maybe he'll come on for an early injury 

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