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There’s just a little time before the Fantasy deadline, so if you’re still pondering transfers, captain selection or even the order of your substitutes bench, then the Saturday Surgery chatroom is the place to go for immediate views and opinions from your Fantasy Football peers.

There’s no early kick-off today, so the Dugout Discussion will pop up just before the 3pm games with all the accompanying team news.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

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  1. dierstraights
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    i love weeks like this, when everybody has different captain choices

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      +1

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      1. Joey Millions
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        wait what? everybody didn't captain RvP this week? 😀

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      2. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Yup, anyone gone for Lamps?

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        1. Suarezchomper
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          No 2 in the world has! I went with suarez

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          1. Joey Millions
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            livin on the edge! NOT

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          2. deckybhoy
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            decided on Suarez myself - hope it pays off

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          3. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            +1 Suarez

            I don't know if I want Carroll to play, no chemistry, but he at least puts brakes on Kuyt's output, so many people have still captained him.

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        2. Syd.
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          I have.. Thats 3 weeks in a row that Ive gone with him

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        3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          I went with Lamps and I'm disappointed in myself for doing so. I wanted to be brave and captain the Wingie but I pussied out.

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    2. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      -1

      P.S.I ckickened from Drogs captaincy and Yaya in 4 a hit 4 Clint. Guess one is right one wrong

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  2. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anybody fancy Adam Johnson as captain????

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Not even his mom.

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      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        My rival has transferred him in this week and given him the armband..

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Lucky to get an hour out of him imo.

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          1. Syd.
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            1 minute would be better 😉

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I'll be gutted if he starts, really wanted him over Yaya but i was worried about minutes.

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  3. thehodge
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    OFF TOPIC
    I was playing with my team the other day in a cup semi-final. We only had 10 players and tried to park the bus. We were losing by 3-0 going into the last 10 minutes. Anyway, we got a penalty and i stepped up to take it. Before i took it the keeper had the ball and smashed me square in the face with it. I scored but what he did f*cking annoyed the s*it out of me. The next time i play them, do i try to do em or what? I really want to get him back. Any suggestions?

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Find out his name. Facebook. Go to his house. Brick to the face. Enjoy your bank holiday.

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      he chucked it at u in the face??

      didnt he get sent off?

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      1. thehodge
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        No. Not even a talking to. Plus, all their subs stood behind the goal shouting and roaring abuse. I asked the ref and he said he didnt see it. Its just something i cant stop thinking about.

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    3. KOGUMA
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Kick him in the knee full force from the front. You'll break his legg and can just say you were going for the ball. Should do the trick.

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      1. thehodge
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Its a possibility but its hard to do it on the goalkeeper unless its a proper 50-50. I could do it at a corner.

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        1. KOGUMA
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Yeah...needs to be through ball that is just beyond your reach. Kicking out like that and you can say you were trying a Bergkamp esq stamp on the ball to get past the keeper.

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      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        No, I say since it sounds like you're in an at least an advanced position, your best bet is a set piece or corner.

        Free kick: remember to protect yourself and follow through. Make your run with the group but when they bail out on a clear goalie grab you just run through his soul. But make it look clumsy.

        Corner Easy, join the group...back to ref, no line of sight from the linesman, and simply punch him in the gut as hard as possible. He will fall, he will trip others, they will fall, just make sure you fall before them. This leaves the best opportunity for parting words as you get to your feet. Your revenge is cold, it may be time to serve it.

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      wait a sec, everyone seems to be missing the point

      you parked the bus at 3 nil down???

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      1. thehodge
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        We parked the bus all game. We played wit 10 players.

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    5. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      with that aim he shouldn't be in goal. is it on youtube? sounds quite funny (no offence 😉 )

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      has he got a sister?

      try and get her out on a date, ply her with wine, get her back to your's, get her to do some unspeakable things, photograph them, then get your fans at the game when you next play this team to wave huge banners printed with the said photographs

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      1. deckybhoy
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        lol - payback with a capital P

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    7. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Scott Tenorman

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  4. jamsiep
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    If you're not, start watching the Leeds-Bumley game.

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    1. thehodge
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Great game, and its boiling over - love it.

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      1. chilin_dude
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        How the fk are we (leeds) not out of sight argh!

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  5. Joey Millions
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    you guys reckon WB v Aston will be a high scoring game?

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    1. Locarno
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Odem (c) will get four, and Brunt two, so yeah...

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      1. Joey Millions
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        i'll take it!

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        1. Joey Millions
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          don't forget young's brace 😀

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      2. KOGUMA
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Is Brunt even playing? Don't think he is.

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        1. Locarno
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Isn't he??? Dodgy call by Woy if that's the case.

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          1. Egg noodle
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            brunt is injured isnt he?

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            1. Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              Yes, along with Thomas...

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      3. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Dorrans will bag a brace...

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      4. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Brunt's out no?

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    2. deckybhoy
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      As long as bent gets at least 1 and an assist I will be happy

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  6. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Banging! Made 3 subs this week! A massive gamble putting in silva, suarez (c) and odem for rooney, carroll and barton.

    Just had a look at nearest competitors. Both have put in silva and suarez n made 4 transfers...can breathe easy 🙂

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  7. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Is Sturridge fit?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      i wouldn't

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  8. Well you know, Triffic
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone see the FFScout find us on facebook box to the right -->
    Got a guy called 'Thong' and next to him a pussy called Dejan.

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  9. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    VILLA: Friedel; Walker, Dunne, Collins, L Young; Downing, Petrov, Reo-Coker, A Young; Agbonlahor, Bent.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Subs: Marshall, Pires, Clark, Bradley, Bannan, Delph, Cuellar.

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  10. Lewis - Sky Pod
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    SESSEGNON 🙂

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    1. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Check!

      Got me some...I was a witches nipple away from handing him the armband.

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  11. andy85wsm
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Just clicked the red button on BBC1 to see if there was any snooker. There isn't but there are Royal Wedding highlights if you're interested, nothing about a minor tornado though I'm afraid.

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  12. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Dempsey out,HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. AP
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you lord, thank you Vishnu, thank you tom cruise.

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      1. Joey Millions
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        what?!

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        1. AP
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          MC Clint is out.

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      2. Stat virgin
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Would have prefered him to play personally, don't think he would have got anything today, and everyone has a strong bench this week

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        1. AP
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Consider my fire well and truly pee'd on.

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      3. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Hahahahaha, now that's funny I don't care who you are...

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    2. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Someone kiss this man!

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  13. mvtaylor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    5 live - Dempsey and Hangeland out

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Thank god. Those guys killed me midweek.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        +29

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        1. cucumber
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          +30 8)

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        2. gruffyboy
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          +430

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      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        +420

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    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I enjoy this very much.

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    3. Locarno
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Ah well. O'Hara comes off the bench.

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      1. deckybhoy
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Bardsley for me - didn't think Dempsey would do much anyway

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      2. King Eric, in America
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        C'mon Jara!

        🙁

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    4. Stat virgin
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Looks like they've fully committed to "we've got nothing to play for" mode

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    5. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      wtf - zamora playing?

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  14. Morrissey1986
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Bolton Wanderers FC:
    Nothing as of yet. I haven't seen Daniel Sturridge at all. Maybe it's a decoy and he'll start?

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  15. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Dempsey out, F**k yeah!

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  16. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Wanderers: Bogdan, Robinson, Cahill, Taylor, Elmander, Knight, K Davies, Rodrigo, Cohen, Wheater, Gardne

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Subs: Jaaskelainen, Muamba, Petrov, Klasnic, Blake, Alonso, Chung-Yong

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      good chance for your lot today. hopefuly they play kalinic

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    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Blackburn: Robinson, J Jones, Olsson, Samba, Givet, Emerton, Nzonzi, Benjani, Salgado, P Jones, Roberts

      Subs: Bunn, Kalinic, Pedersen, Santa Cruz, Rochina, Hanley, Diouf

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        roberts must be pretty good at hand jobs. kalinic is still your top scorer this season despite being sat on the bench for most of it.

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        1. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          couldn't agree more

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          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            it's the lube!@

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  17. Morrissey1986
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Dempsey out is not a bad thing Nani on the bench 😛 1st sub is he out of the whole squad?

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    1. deckybhoy
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Nani on bench :O

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  18. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    CityNewsSport‎ #Everton team to play #Wigan: Howard, Hibbert, Distin, Jagielka, Baines, Neville, Arteta, Osman, Rodwell, Cahill and Anichebe

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      ooh no Coleman

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    2. Morrissey1986
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      No Coleman 🙁

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      1. deckybhoy
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Superb - lets see him come on got 5 mins and 1 point, my rival has him 🙂

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      no beckford. get in!

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      coleman?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f**********ck

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    5. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Noooo Coleman. Was soo close to taking him out for Kolarov but didnt think it was worth the hit. Damn.

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      1. Mulder
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        ahhhhhhhhh Coleman please stay on the bench

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      2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        He'll no doubt come on in the last 20 for a run about as well.

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          For sure. Arteta and Cahill wont play 90minutes. 1 sweet point coming up.

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          1. Evs
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            im in trouble... no demps or coleman

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  19. Morrissey1986
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    And I take it Senderos is playing Mark Hughes was talking up giving him his debut before end of the season.

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  20. mvtaylor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    btw Dempsey has a back injury (no mention of severity, guess it can't be TOO bad) while Hangeland is "feeling unwell".

    Super sub R Johnson coming in for me!

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  21. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan Athletic Team: Al Habsi, Alcaraz, McCarthy, Caldwell, Watson, N'Zogbia, Cleverley, Boyce, Rodallega, Diame, Figueroa
    Subs: Kirkland, Gohouri, Di Santo, Moses, Gomez, McArthur, Sammon.

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    1. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      FORZA WIGAN

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      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        +42!

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        the thinking man's second team 😉

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          why 2 different countries?!?! 😉

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        2. jamsiep
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Amen.

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      3. AP
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        +1 and especially Suuuuuuper Tom C.

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  22. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Blackpool Gilks,Crainey,Baptiste,Evatt,Eardley,Adam,Vaughan,Southern,Taylor-Fletcher,Campbell,Phillips
    1 minute ago

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Subs - Kingson,Cathcart,Reid,Puncheon,Varney,Kornilenko,Ormerod

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Stoke: Begovic, Wilkinson, Huth, Shawcross, Wilson, Pennant, Whitehead, Whelan, Delap, Walters, Jones

      Subs: Sorensen, Collins, Pugh, Diao, Carew, Faye, Shotton

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  23. FEBRI DS
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    May be I'm the only one captaining Henderson?

    YES! I hate if i have same captain with my other rivals... 😀

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  24. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    # Blackburn Rovers are the only PL club who are yet to come from behind to win a PL match this season

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  25. Yeboah Power XI
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Is Coleman on the bench?? I hope not now grr

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    1. deckybhoy
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      sure is

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  26. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Sunderland: Mignolet, Elmohamady, Bardsley, Onuoha, Turner, Muntari, Henderson, Cattermole (C), Colback, Malbranque, Sessegnon.

    Subs: Carson, Zenden, Riveros, Ferdinand, Lynch, Adams, Mensah.

    Fulham: Schwarzer, Baird, Salcido, Hughes, Senderos, Kakuta, Davies, Murphy (C), Sidwell, Zamora, Gudjohnsen.

    Subs: Stockdale, Kelly, A Johnson, Etuhu, Greening, Dembele, Hoesen.

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      ZAMORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😀 😀 😀 !!!!!!!!

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    2. Magerost
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Wish i did Dempsey -> Sessegnon for a hit now

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    3. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      now he decides to start Zamora... :/

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    4. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      lol senderos

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  27. Gargamel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Is this the worst set of 3pm kickoffs ever?

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    1. Magerost
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Yes, indeed :<

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    2. Joey Millions
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      front runner

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    3. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

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  28. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    No surprises for both Bpool and Stoke.

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      did they deserved one?

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      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        deserved 😉

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      kenwyne jones starting?

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Sounded like Ethers to Whitehead was the only change.

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  29. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Looks like i am a lone runner with lescott captain.

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      very 07/08

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    2. FEBRI DS
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      me too with Henderson captain

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  30. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Is coleman on the everton bench?

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    1. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I would assume so

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        yep

        Subs: Mucha, Bilyaletdinov, Beckford, Gueye, Coleman, Vellios, Duffy

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      2. Yeboah Power XI
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Maybe he'll come on for an early injury 

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