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15 May 2011 3288 comments
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The Dugout Discussion kicks into gear for five more fixtures of our penultimate gameweek. unfortunately today’s television broadcasts are aimed in the direction of the only two games with “nothing left to play for” (don’t blame them too much, they have to make these commitments months in advance).

Later today Arsenal will have their final home game of another barren season versus Aston Villa for our viewing pleasure. Elsewhere in the four o’clock kick-offs Liverpool and Spurs will jostle for fifth place and a spot in the Europa league, West Ham travel to Wigan needing a victory for any faint hope of survival this year. That may not even be enough, if Birmingham can get just a point at home to Fulham at the same time then The Hammers are Championship bound.

But first we’ve got Chelsea playing host to Newcastle in a dead rubber fixture. Ancelotti keeps his word and Torres starts (alongside Nicolas Anelka and Yossi Benayoun) with Josh McEachran, Alex and Ramires also coming in. Alan Pardew keeps to his word and rests Cheikh Tiote for the remainder of the season to avoid a record 15 yellow cards and 3 game ban. Line-ups in full are…

Chelsea XI: Cech; Ivanovic, Terry, Alex, Cole; Ramires, Lampard, McEachran; Benayoun, Torres, Anelka

Newcastle XI: Krul; Simpson, S Taylor, Coloccini, Enrique; Gutierrez, Barton, R Taylor, Ferguson; Ameobi, Lovenkrands

The Dugout Discussion will be open through all the days games until young Greghammer gets teary eyed as the Fantasy Premier League bonus points roll in. Whether that’s through seeing his side getting relegated or captaining Thomas Vermaelen (or both) is yet to be seen.

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  1. AriseSirGiggsy
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    I can have Nani or Suarez for the final week....
    Who should I choose???

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      luis 7

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
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        better form versus better fixture.... tough choice! 🙂

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  2. cucumber
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    So hows fat frank doing in the first half? sky box not working, couldn't be bother using one of those streams..

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
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      argh, mine does that a lot - VERY annoying!

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    2. HST
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      Like chelsea, pretty quiet.

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    3. TommyK
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      Pretty poor, though nearly had an assist.

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    4. IceMan DB
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      He's been average, Chelsea need Drogba and Malouda to come on.

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  3. Smell The Glove
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    I hate Ivanovic!! He keeps scoring during vital gameweeks and saving my rivals otherwise rubbish team!! ARGH.

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    1. IceMan DB
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      +1

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      +2

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    3. Admiral Stark
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      You couldn't have said it better, really pissed off

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    4. Dimitar
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      and sometimes he doesn't even play when you have him

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    5. Scoredelario
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      Well... your rival has a defender who scores a few goals. It's no luckier than when any of your players score.

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  4. jguti14
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    any lineups for the 4pm matches?

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    1. cucumber
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      no, earliest you'll get them is 3pm. Unless you get rumours from twitter.

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  5. Mulder
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    fk off mason

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  6. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    Mason is awful. Gives a foul every time someone hits the deck. So easily conned by the players

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  7. jamsiep
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    F*cking Mason, what an absolute joke of a ref.

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      For not sending Ramires off?

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      Yep not good reffing !!
      He even missed the tackle seconds earlier - he needs some glasses !
      Chelsea should`ve had this match sewn up ages ago !

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  8. jamsiep
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    That was an absolute shower of shit. Ancelotti better f*cking go in the summer, or else I'm not going to Stamford Bridge at all next season.

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    1. TommyK
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      What do you expect when you play the likes of yossi and fernando over drogba and malouda?

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    2. HST
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      After your ultimatum Roman has no choice.

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      1. PFOR
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        😆

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      2. AP
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        😆

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      3. jamsiep
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        Exactly. You don't mess with big dog Priest.

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    3. andy85wsm
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      Why don't you write that in a letter, then he'll definitely be given the boot.

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    4. Scoredelario
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      If ancelotti wanted to stay I think he'd be trying to destroy Newcastle with a strong team. I think he wants to move to Italy with his payoff.

      But come on don't be so harsh to the man.. the squad is ageing and people comparing him to mourinho forget mourinho had a hungry squad of younger players with a lot more depth.

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  9. IceMan DB
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    Comeon Ancelloti get Drogba on!!

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  10. Will
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    Hope Chelsea are aweful next season, would serve Torres right

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  11. Gargamel
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    Doubling up with Terry and Luiz starting with the double gameweek was an awful choice, booh

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      +1.

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    2. Cooper123
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      Did the same, unfortunately.

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    3. Retro
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      Yes. Did the same. Shocking.

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  12. TommyK
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    Frank Lampard- you have another 45 minutes to save my FPL season.

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    1. IceMan DB
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      +1... need a penalty from somewhere.

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      1. Perthite
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        Anywhere - I am not fussy!

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  13. Granville
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    A friend of a friend just sold 2 Champions League final cat 2 tickets for £3800. 😯

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    1. Jack Frost
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      Holy smokes, hope you get a buffet with that or open bar??

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      Nice little deal young rodney luvvly jubbly !

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    3. AP
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      Heavens to bettsy. Think i'll watch it in a pub with my dad instead...

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  14. Scoredelario
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    Don't laugh to loudly at this question... but which prem team is closest in quality to England national team?

    I think everton or spurs

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    1. TommyK
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      Chelsea.

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Maybe chelsea now but a season ago they'd have destroyed England

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    2. jamsiep
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      Aston Villa.

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    3. Evs
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      West Ham

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    4. HST
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      Burnley.

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    5. Gargamel
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      Everton are pretty close imo, although England national team are slightly better

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      1. SaintMatt
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        Style of play wise Chelsea. Their build up play is so slow, just like England.

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        1. TommyK
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          That's what I was thinking. Lampard is like a tumour that affects every team he plays in.

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          1. Gargamel
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            Lampard is no worse than any of the others, in my opinion he doesn't slow teams down

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            1. Cheggers
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              +1 Gargamel. Its ridiculous that Lampard is bashed on here.

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            2. TommyK
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              He certainly doesn't speed things up....

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              1. Gargamel
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                Just because he doesn't run fast it doesn't mean he slows things down. In general I think he gets the ball and gives it away at good speed. He has other flaws though, don't get me wrong.

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                1. TommyK
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                  What I mean is his passes lack any attacking impetus- he's very poor at making any forward progress.

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                2. jamsiep
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                  -1

                  He takes about seven touches to get the ball under control.

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                3. SaintMatt
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                  +1 Gargamel. Wont be watching second half but I can guarantee you he won't take that many touches, on average 2-3. Gargamel can you please confirm this at the end of the game please! Dont get me wrong he does have other flaws though, but in terms of build up play personally I think Anelka is actually slower than Lampard!

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      2. TommyK
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        Actually a fully fit everton are pretty close to be fair.

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    6. Jermaine Chigurh
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      There's no direct comparison in my eyes.

      English football produces so many players who are inable to play any role other than the one they are trained to originally play in, meaning if you put loads of English players in one team, there's not going to be any cohesion. The Lampard/Gerrard problem is the best example of this.

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    7. Cheggers
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      Everton are nothing like England. Sorry I dont understand the comparision, the style of play is completely different.

      I'd say Man Citeh

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      1. Scoredelario
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        Quality not style of play. I.e. would they give England a close game?

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  15. HST
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    Anyone else lost a load of sky channels?

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    1. Scoredelario
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      Yeah all of them!

      About 2 yrs ago when I fled the country 😉

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    2. Evs
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      All working ok Hunter in the Evs household 🙂

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    3. HST
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      I've lost 101>108, 403,404,405.

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  16. Bolt-on
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    Seriously how bad in Torres - half the job of a striker is to run into space and create opportunity for rhe team he has just stayed at the point fir 45 minutes stifling their attack....

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  17. Lucas Leiva
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    Anybody else think Luiz could replace Ramires in the second half as a DM?

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    1. Ibracadabra
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      Hope so.... All my rivals have him except for me. Would love a 1 pointer.

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      Hope not have Sturridge on the bench !

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  18. IceMan DB
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    There's something seriously wrong with Torres, I thought he was gonna be on par with Henry (at his peak) when he finished his first season with Liverpool but since then he has really gone down at an astonishing rate.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Henry had players behind him capable of making a meaningful pass. Chelsea have Lampard.

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      1. SaintMatt
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        What about the other pile of shite, not just Lampard at the moment.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Anelka has done a decent job, and Benayoun may as well not be on the pitch.

          It did amuse me how Benayoun suddenly became the guy who was meant to be Chelsea's saviour, even though most fans were pissed off when we signed him, and he hadn't played at all until recently.

          He hasn't taken long to totally rubbish those ridiculous claims. As was always the case when he was at Liverpool, he goes missing for long periods of play.

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          1. Scoredelario
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            wait a second jamsiep... I thought you were a chelsea season ticket holder?

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            1. jamsiep
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              I am not.

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              1. Scoredelario
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                I dunno why my mind invents these incorrect character profiles!

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          2. Jermaine Chigurh
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            Isn't Benyaoun just Joe Cole without the needless step-overs?

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            1. jamsiep
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              Pretty much.

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              1. Ibracadabra
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                Was never meant to be a saviour I don't think - cost something like 5M - good useful squad player with loads of CL and Premier League experience to spell the likes of Malouda, Lampard, etc. throughout season was what the smart media were writing about. He was out for 6 months with a torn hamstring I believe or torn achilles and never got his season started - pretty unfair to judge.

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          3. SaintMatt
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            Like benayoun as a player but I agree he might aswell not be on the pitch. I think Anelka is one of your main problems actually. From watching that I couldn't really tell you where he is meant to be playing, he drops wayy to deep for my liking.

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      2. TommyK
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        Be fair, whenever he's got the ball today he's pretty much wasted it (bar a lucky flick on for the goal).

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        1. SaintMatt
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          Actually the young one in centre mid has played well IMO.

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      3. IceMan DB
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        That too but Torres of 3 years ago could score goals out of nothing just like Henry used to. He's still only 27 but where has his pace gone?

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    2. Jermaine Chigurh
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      He needs a pre-season.

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      1. Gargamel
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        +1

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        1. Evs
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          Liverpool should be on Crimewatch, as they robbed Chelsea blind selling that bag of sh*te for £50m 😆

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          1. Scoredelario
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            reminds me of the phrase "sweating like a scouser watching crimewatch"

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      2. Voronin
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        He needs a new manager. Suarez, VDV etc all hit the ground running in a new country. Even Torres himself did.

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        1. 1Man
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          Haha Chelsea got a sensational deal!

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        2. Jermaine Chigurh
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          He's had three managers in a year. Thats clearly not what he needs.

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          1. Voronin
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            Ok, a different manager.

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        3. njfsdkffslkf
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          He needs a rest.

          He has been playing without a rest since 2007

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          1. Voronin
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            Rubbish. You could say that for loads of players. He has been very well rested at Chelsea.

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            1. njfsdkffslkf
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              Torres hasnt had a summer off since 2007.

              Thats 1 summer off in 5 years. Plus the injuries.

              He play wc 2006 , Summer off 07, Euro 08, Con fed cup 09, WC 2010 where Spain and he played more games than anyone else.

              And in to the fact at Liverpool there was no replacements so he rarely got the right rest and recovery peroids necessary

              and loads of injuries come with lower condifence.

              He needs a rest over summer.

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              1. Voronin
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                No rest doesn't accumulate over 5 years. He played in the World Cup but not every game. No player really gets a summer off, 2 weeks these days. He has had that in 5 years.

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    3. HST
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      Rock bottom confidence, he needs to go halves with Rory McIlroy on a sports psychologist.

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  19. TommyK
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    American adverts really are shockingly brainless.

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  20. big oak
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    i think carlo secretly plays this game, and woke up this morning to see his rival playing drogba and luiz.....

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  21. Egg noodle
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    Torres on loan to leicester next season? we wouldnt mind 🙂

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    1. big oak
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      yeah i heard leicester asked for 5 million payement from chelsea to take him on a season loan plus 2 million for every 10hrs without scoring

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        Rumour was chelsea offered 2 million quid and Torres for Steve Howard. Leicester are holding out for 2 million quid...

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  22. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season rc…
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    Torres >>>> Saurez looks like one of the best deals going .
    Saurez seems hungry for the game just like Torres did when he arrived at Anfield . Roll on next season to claim back that League Winning tally 🙂

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    1. Dimitar
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      Suarez is in top 5 points-per-game players and he's already played a couple of games so he looks promising.

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        Yep 5.9 per game Awesome !!

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      Umm ... why is it that Scousers don't understand they'll need TWO to "claim back" the tally?

      With the likes of not only United, but Chels, Arse, City ... good luck with that anytime soon. Reasonable target for 'Pool is CL spots.

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      1. TommyK
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        I think city will be fifth next season.

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      2. Voronin
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        Calm down ABL. No Red really believes we WILL win the PL, we all start on zero points and we have a better chance than last year. CL would be amazing.

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  23. njfsdkffslkf
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    I see the fans clapping Cole left their Brains outside the ground.

    SO many petty little fouls, pushes, kicks and arrogant gestures to the ref.

    Horrible person

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    1. Bob.
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      Yeah he should play for Barca!

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  24. Cheggers
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    Enrique really is a class act

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  25. King Eric, in America
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    Collocini owning Torres. Wow.

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    1. TommyK
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      Torres being owned is becoming an all too familiar site these days....

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  26. IceMan DB
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    Drogba warming up?

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  27. andy85wsm
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    Come on, get Malouda on!

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    1. Perthite
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      Be patient - 87 minute substitution.

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  28. dogtanion
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    Wilkins is so annoying. You got sacked,let it go.I don't care if you have affectionate nicknames for your former team you bald gremlin

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  29. TommyK
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    GET DROGBA ON NOW!

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    1. IceMan DB
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      He'll be on in 5mins

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  30. King Eric, in America
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    If that's Scholes, we'd have 6 posters asking for a red. Lamps = very naughty.

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