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18 July 2011 1368 comments
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The Beta Test on the new site that opened to Members last night is now closed after the first phase of testing.

We got a fantastic amount of feedback following the first phase and have a good list to work through before we go live again for another pass. We will also be optimising the servers and tweaking various aspects of the site before we open it up to Members once again.

We will keep you posted. Thanks again for the feedback from those who took part in last night’s test.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Smarty Pants
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    Funny Ba Nani

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  2. swedish_toffee
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    Locke, Stockdale & Two Smoking Barrys.

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  3. applebonkers
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    meh
    ramiresevoir drogs

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  4. Demí
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    DeJong Kiss Goodnight

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  5. Goose
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  6. applebonkers
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    from dusk till vaughan

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    1. TheHazard
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      epic

      The Lord of the Frings

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    2. Goose
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      From Puskas Till Vaughan?

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  7. King Eric, in America
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    Jeepers, this place has officially gone more looney than during the mid-season international breaks ...

    It's like those movies with castaways aboard a liferaft, drifting about at sea. We have all the character archetypes here:

    > Rational leader guy: doing the best he can, but fears the worst
    > Freak-out guy: "We're all gonna die!"
    > Subversive conspiracy guy: "Rational leader guy knows more than he's telling us; and *why* is he the leader guy, anyway?"
    > Comedy meets tragedy guy: incessant quips to lighten the mood betray his own fears
    > Yeoman guy: coping by just doing what leader guy asks
    > Argument guy: fighting with other survivors over who drank all the water; aggression masks pain

    A gentle suggestion: these internet tubes bring all manner and taste of pornography right to you. Feel free to dabble a bit, it'll drop the tension levels.

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    1. super zlatan
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      Lol. Very good mate

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    2. IAmTheWalrus
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      So whos who? 😀

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  8. Zep
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    Holden Jerome Whitehead too Mutch makes you blind...

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  9. Goose
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    RamonVega Knights

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  10. Attila the Bum
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    Liam Lawrence of Arabia

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  11. teddy.
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    De Gea Campbell

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  12. super zlatan
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    Right I'm ready to go to FPL towers and start a fookin riot. This is ridiculous. I may need medication as I don't know what to do with myself if fpl don't get ther bloody act together and the site updated NOW!!!!

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  13. The Wizard of Ozil
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    the royal bramble

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    1. Zep
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      Lets get ready to BRAAAAAAAAMBLE!

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      1. The Wizard of Ozil
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        😀

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      2. 4vets
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        Liking that one.

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  14. teddy.
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    You can stand under my Carlos Vela, Vela, Vela...

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  15. Demí
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    Shay Unfor-Given

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  16. colman_b
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    Seen this last year somewhere 'GetDefoeKuyt' In a Northern Ireland accent

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    Breaking Ba

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  18. Zep
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    I love Myhill-y Hansen Kaboul... I wear it everywhere... 🙂

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  19. Mole
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    Captain boselli's van der linden

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  20. Attila the Bum
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    Feck. Spurs have signed that Souleymane Coulibaly fella, he looked brilliant in the U17 World Cup.

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      Hearing "Coulibaly" over and over will make me giggle like a schoolgirl ...

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      'Arry will no doubt let him rot, a la dos Santos. What a waste of talent.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        You're probably right.

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  21. Smarty Pants
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    King's pitch

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    Dude Where's My Carr

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  23. Damo.
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    The Windass shakes the Bardsley

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    1. Bob.
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      Like

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    STD Kalinic

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    Lalas Tonge-o in Paris

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    Guthrie Best Friends
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    The Wickham Man

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    Loan Ranger

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    Ba Wars

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      The Empire Strikes Beckham

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      1. Taribo West on a free
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        Ayew Hope (Powell)

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    2. applebonkers
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      hahaha simple, brilliant

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  30. Wilfried Bony M
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    If you look at the ones on the first page of puns then on the most recent page you realise how much worse they get as people clutch at straws for something to do!

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