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18 July 2011 1368 comments
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The Beta Test on the new site that opened to Members last night is now closed after the first phase of testing.

We got a fantastic amount of feedback following the first phase and have a good list to work through before we go live again for another pass. We will also be optimising the servers and tweaking various aspects of the site before we open it up to Members once again.

We will keep you posted. Thanks again for the feedback from those who took part in last night’s test.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. J0E
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    I'm so bored of waiting I'm this far (holds finger and thumb really close together) from posting a RMMT (Rate My Metro Team).

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    1. ManofKent
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      You can post up to 5 RMMT's 🙂

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        😆 Go on, Jonty ... 😉

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        Per minute.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Have you got a mini league Jonty? You're welcome to join,most from fiveways in Brighton and on here. 6640, 6642, 6643, 6644,6646. 1 team per person per league, same in each or a different one in each. 🙂

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      1. J0E
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        I'll join . I'm from Fiveways and my parents still live there. Opposite the fine Ravens bakery....(this is my most local post ever)

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          I know your parents well jonty, but your secret is safe with me. 🙂

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Blimey - there's at least one there I don't know about ... 😉

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          I'm old and get confused sometimes, but that's all of them .....Honest.

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        2. J0E
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          Ok here it is

          Hart /de vries

          Baines - Cole - Hangeland - J collins - Huth

          Lamps - Sessegnon - Hoilet - Barton - OHara

          RVp - Rooney - Zamora

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Riise looks a good option if you're stuck for budget, 1.3 cheaper than Hangeland. All in all it looks solid with a good smattering of penalty takers. Odem over Zamora for me.

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            1. J0E
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              I was going for fixtures and think if fit Zamora will do well early on with all this Faroe Island practice he's getting. Riise tho...now there's an option. So how do you know my parents? Is it a political thing? Or a love of Ravens cakes?

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              1. In Like Flynn.
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                Was work,just socially now. I worked in the council play and sport developement, and then in Hollingdean.

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                1. J0E
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                  I'll mention you...the folks are visiting me soon. Doubt they'd ever do FPL...if there as a Fantasy Council League they might consider it though. 😉

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                  1. In Like Flynn.
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                    Do, don't believe everything though, some of it wasn't my fault.

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          2. ManofKent
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            I'd rather have Bent than Rooney for the first few weeks. Rest looks sound assuming De Vries is the 1st choice keeper at Wolves.

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            1. J0E
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              I was thinking of the way its scored, with more pts for shots on goal, passes etc. Bent is basically a goal man While Rooney could rack up the points without scoring, if Bent doesn;t score he's got nothing else to him.

              Anyway that's my rationale...No doubt I'm going to be proved wrong and will duly switch to Bent.

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              1. ManofKent
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                Fair point. Looking at last year's stats and his purchases I think Kenny Dalgleish must play the Metro 😉

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          3. Jonah
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            You look a bit heavy in defence for my liking. You don't need 4 top-dollar players back there.

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            1. J0E
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              I agree...so many uncertainties over mids at the mo tho I opted for the safety of good performers. As friendlies take shape and formations become more certain I expect I'll be able to confidently go for a better mid.

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          4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Nice, Jonty! Here's mine ...

            Kenny P, AVL
            Baines L, Vidic N, Kelly M, Riise J, Williamson M,
            Yaya Toure(c), Albrighton M, Osman L, Malouda F, Davies S,
            van Persie R, Bent D, Beckford J
            playing 3-4-3


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            1. mo 10 years on FFS? Join my…
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              Here's mine to whoever gives a flying toss

              Given/ Kenny
              Luiz, ACole, Baines, Johnson, Hangleand
              Lamps, Dempsey, Sessignon, Nzogbia, Ohara
              Bent, Rooney, Sinclair

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                That looks good - but Given's not listed yet ...

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                1. ManofKent
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                  He's listed under MC - I assume he'll just transfer club shirts

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                2. In Like Flynn.
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                  Mcy 3mil 😉

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                    Blimey - I'm on it!!! Ta!!!

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              2. In Like Flynn.
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                New religion Mo? sorry Ommmm. 🙂

                Lots of good teams about,Lamps is a good price in most leagues this year. Almost a must I think if under 11mil

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                1. mo 10 years on FFS? Join my…
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                  Indeed ilf, discipline of dawkins all the way 😉

                  I didnt think om would stick but alas.

                  Lamps will be in all my teams from the start.

                  How is your team shaping up?

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            2. J0E
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              given me some good ideas there. Leon Osman especially...he's king of the differentials.

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            3. In Like Flynn.
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              Good formation I think Doosra, have to see how the points work out over a week or two.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                Cheers guys. I think Kelly M may make way for a Sunderland man, on reflection ...

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            4. ManofKent
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              Nice - I think Yya could be a good but Metro wise

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      3. Chungwit
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        Sevendials > Fiveways, assuming 1 dial = 1 way.

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Yep both refer to the number of roads leading off. About a mile or so apart.

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        2. J0E
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          Seven dials still confuses me...as a pedestrian and driver.

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Just close your eyes and go 😛

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      4. Manamongst
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        good luck enforcing that one...

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  2. Churchill
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    FIFA 2012 features 'exclusive MCFC content'. The developers will be kept in gainful employment updating the player models.

    http://www.computerandvideogames.com/311973/news/ea-sports-signs-unprecedented-man-city-fifa-deal/

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    1. applebonkers
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      the lack of kolarov in the vid was disappointing

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    2. Wilfried Bony M
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      Think of all the work the programmers put into tevez's scar for 360 view, and he won't even be in it now!

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  3. Squerly4568
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    For the love of Maradona's hand of god open the FPL!

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    1. The Bandit
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      Every extra day means a day less RMT hell! 😀

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      1. Squerly4568
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        lol

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  4. ManofKent
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    Anyone no anything about Mariano Pavone that Blackburn are reputedly trying to sign?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Knowpe.

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      1. Tight Arsene
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        +1

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    2. The Bandit
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      He's this years Boselli! 😉

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      1. ManofKent
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        I thought this year's Boselli was Boselli again 😉

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    3. Manamongst
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      El Tanque is decent enough, he is a world-class poacher. Not the Chicharito type, as he doesn't have the wheels. But he is the king of getting the rock in rather compact areas, and laying a soft first touch and unleashing a decent rail. He was also on PK's I believe for Estudiantes del Plata. Crafty. I've heard flip-flopping on the story though, one minute they've signed him, the next...the club's owners blocked a deal. They must want to lose, Wickham, child please...

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  5. Frazek
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    Here's a question... go long Chelski Defenders or Attackers early season? I'm tempted by former since I believe back five easier to predict.

    Or... maybe... Cech, Cole/Luiz/Ivanovic + Fat Frank or Malouda, budget depending. Hmm... toughy.

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    1. Fratboy
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      think I'm just gonna bite my lip and buy Frank, think he's the safest choice...although I have just watched 2005/06 Premier League Years so I may be a bit starry eyed...

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      1. Acer
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        I would give him a miss mate - best days well behind him.

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      2. Churchill
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        *stands back & admires your manhood*

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      3. AllessandroSwissToni
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        Cole and Fat Frank are sensible early season choices though Malouda might make it easier to build a better team cash wise.

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        1. Jonah
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          This isn't like last season, where:

          a) Malouda was carrying some form into the season from the previous year.

          b) There was a 3.5 million difference in price between Malouda and Lampard. It will be probably be more like £1.5 million this year.

          Fat Frank FTW.

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          1. ManofKent
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            Malouda seems to be carrying as much form as Fat Frank though...

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      4. Jonah
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        I aggree on the Frank front. The order of the day is quite clearly a Chelsea player who's going to play in Gameweeks 2 and 3, who can pick you up a few points.

        Don't really see who else you CAN go for.

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        1. Goose
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          I'll say it, Torres?!

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        2. Bubbles
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          Let's seriously start up a bandwagon:

          Yossi Bena-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, let me hear you say wayo! 😀

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Benayoun Town Ratrace ...

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            1. Bubbles
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              Ha, it's got legs this bandwagon.

              Now if we mention it enough (and keep showing his lucky amazing double flick goal to show he's in some serious form) we'll have them all aboard. Just like Boselli & Petrov last year, SEB & Jiminez the year before...

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          2. AP
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            Woa now! I started the benayoun bandwagon 3 days ago. You're allowed to ride shotgun though.

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      5. Frazek
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        Yeah, would be nice to have Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo too...

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        1. Manamongst
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          LOLOLOL

          you're wrong...lol

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      6. Manamongst
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        Why not go with the cheaper, more realistic choice in the Boa-era; Benayoun. Besides Yossi's got liver legs and will be a points magnet. I'm not expecting any PK's in the first GW or two.

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  6. Boomslang
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    This date last year (sunday 18th July 2010) there were already 233k signed up on FPL. Yes, very sad i know.

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    1. Demí
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      How do you even find that info out?

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      1. Boomslang
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        Being a little autistic I wrote it in my diary last year. I kept a record of the increase more of less every day. A week later it was up to 466k. This year it remains at zero! Waiting goes on.

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        1. Demí
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          🙁

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        2. applebonkers
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          you should make a twitter account: opta boomslang. fpl nuts would love it

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            I'm in. 🙂

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          2. mo 10 years on FFS? Join my…
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            Hehe

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          3. Manamongst
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            Or just call it: "OptaCharlieBabbit"- We rate your players while you watch Wapner!!

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    2. applebonkers
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      tekkers

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        +42. 🙂

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  7. Seanigula
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    Man City want Aquilani? Ok, but a player of that quality is gonna be at least £20 mil

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    1. ManofKent
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      ?

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      ?? 😯

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  8. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Just reading the Tevez article on BBC Sport and decided to watch the link of him scoring that wondergoal in the World Cup. I forgot just how annoying vuvuzelas were. Thanks god the Saffa rugby supporters don't also blow those stupid childish things.

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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    1. Bouncebackability
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      Great hit wasn't it, thwack.

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  9. Bouncebackability
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    I'm tempted to pick Mr Fletcher in my initial FPL squad - Nobody is going to pick him after the pain and suffering of seeing his ugly mug for so many weeks waiting for the new FPL game to start!

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    1. ManofKent
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      Sneaky 🙂

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    2. Bubbles
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      Classy guy --------------->

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      1. Waldaz
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        🙂

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      2. Bouncebackability
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        🙂

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      3. Hybrid.power
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        He must have some serious lock jaw by now.

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    3. applebonkers
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      ha love it. i wonder if he's been getting evil looks around town lately

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    4. Manamongst
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      WHY???

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      1. Demí
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        grr

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          r short? 😉

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  10. jimnastics
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    Come on the FPL, let's get this party started.

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  11. Fran
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    The best penalty ever...... maybe England players could learn from this? LOL!

    http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/59960/

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    1. The Bandit
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      Posted earlier. England? Surely you mean Brazil?

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      1. Manamongst
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        Or Argentina...lol

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    2. applebonkers
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      you'd be so worried about getting hacked for the rest of the game

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    3. O Fenomeno
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      What was the 'keeper playing at!

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  12. applebonkers
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    44 days to go in the transfer window, that seems like so long. a 1 week window would be so much more fun

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    1. Shhh... I Should Be Working
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      43.95 days of speculation over Tevez, Nasri, Modric and Fabregas... shoot me now.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        *Takes carefully cleaned revolver out of desk drawer, fingers box of ammunition ...*

        Well, they shoot horses, don't they? 😉

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          I thought you were saving that for Daniel. Enough ammo to go round?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Plenty. Four Dozen. 😉

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      This Lenten delay will nonetheless lead to the devil's reprisal - we need a signal from the wildcard dove that our Ark will survive this flood ...

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      1. applebonkers
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        can someone arrest this cultured guy?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          I'm afraid they already have. Was bailed on grounds of police sanity ... 😉

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  13. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Team Names for the new season?

    Can anyone better the infamous Chamakh My Bitch Up?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Demi (claims he) came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels a while back, which I think is brilliant.

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      1. O Fenomeno
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        That is the best team name I have ever heard! 😆

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        1. iCon
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          I do quite like Jaffa's AlbtrightonZKnight

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          1. O Fenomeno
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            That is good too, but I think my love of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is swaying me! Wish I came up with that!

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            1. applebonkers
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              sorry to be a party pooper (it's a great name) but it's a 20 character limit 🙁

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              1. O Fenomeno
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                Damn you, damn you to hell applenbonkers!

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        2. Sasquatch
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          That's been going around as a nickname for Skrtel for years.

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    2. applebonkers
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      why did chamakh sack n crack never catch on like chamakh my bitch up. not happy

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        Pires of the Karambeu: Curse of the Ballack Pirlo.

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    3. applebonkers
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      cabaye of the tiger

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    4. AP
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      Barca: Lowe? Nah.

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    5. Bubbles
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      I think it was Jafalad, or maybe Christina - one of them southern folk anyways - came up with probably the best name I've ever seen. Something along the lines of (although it was a little shorter as I'm sure it was 20 characters or less):

      Brown Pugh in the Hoilett

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      1. applebonkers
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        not sure it would fit. the name, not the pugh 😉

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    6. Drip Doctor
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      All the best ones are over 20 characters which is highly annoying.

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      1. applebonkers
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        ...i'm on a horse. good advert

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    7. Sasquatch
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      I Shittu Not.

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    8. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      The Ono Weah is Erikssen is something I'm considering (pre-emptiv copyright btw)

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    9. Damo.
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      Rooney's A C*nt

      I quite like it

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      1. AP
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        lol

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    10. Demí
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      Zinedine Zidandruff

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      1. applebonkers
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        zidanedruff? wash n'gog

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Cracker. Needs a touch of polish.

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        2. Sam (Team Sam)
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          Zidane-Duff?

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    11. Damo.
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      Someone had Cleverly Dunne last year. Now that's class

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      1. Sam (Team Sam)
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        Our league last season was called "Givet Upson"

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        1. Damo.
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          🙂 I couldn't help singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-r-Tbg9g0&feature=related

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    12. Sasquatch
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      14 years, 5 months ago

      Modified one I had the other day;

      Berra Leighton Evra

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    13. Busterroo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      parkdefoekingcarr is one i saw last season.

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  14. Squeakybumtime
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Borussia Munchen-Pillowcase

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  15. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I still like TugaySinclair, but not gettin' any love for it...

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I like it mate

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        😀

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      it's an oxymoron. unless claire is a bit butch and tricked them

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Only oxymoronic if read as it's spelled. I am spelling Tugay correctly, right?

        *goes to google

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          haha good point.

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  16. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Stuck at waterloo because someone jumped in front of a train. I'm guessing fpl is still down too? 😕

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    1. wils5150
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      yep still down

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I'm guessing that's why he did it.

      (harsh but meh)

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Ah, great minds and all that...

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Probably BECAUSE FPL still down. 🙁

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    4. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Yup. Probably the reason someone jumped in front of a train.

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    5. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      It's not down. It just hasnt updated 😉

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    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Well ... I tried to stay away from this one ... 😐

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    7. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Ha- you're such an 'orrible lot... 😉

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        was it genuine suicide or a dive?

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          simulation 😛

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          1. Bubbles
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            Haha!

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        2. O Fenomeno
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Yellow card for diving 🙂

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  17. Jonah
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    It's a shame "Albrighton the Western Front" is too long for a team name.

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  18. Vicar In A Tutu
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Eintracht Fat Frankfurt.......again too many.

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    1. doozer16
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      simialar to my team of last year,,,,Eintrack Frankfurter!

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  19. O Fenomeno
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Oompa Loompard?

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      haha

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    2. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Ha, like it!

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks! 🙂

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  20. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    wonder if villa should look at SWP if n'zog fails

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      They shouldn't.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        -42. They should.

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    2. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Shaun Wrong Phillips

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Unbelievable, Jeff. -42.

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        😆 i'll be stealing that

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      3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        haha

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      4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Shaun Sh**e Phillips

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        1. O Fenomeno
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Love it!

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      5. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        That is goood.

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      6. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        loool

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      From a fantasy perspective (not as if I have any other perspective tbh!) I hope the Zogmeister general stays at Wigan

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    4. The Holy One
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      If they want Championship that badly i'm sure there are cheaper ways.

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    5. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      That would be the last straw for me.

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    6. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      so that's a yes then? 😉

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    7. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Peter Andre Vilas Boas

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      1. Damo.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        😆

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        soccer am will be all over that

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  21. O Fenomeno
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Hey iCon Aarhus 1-0 up! 🙂

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I was in Aarhus not long ago, love Denmark.

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Is it a nice place?

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        1. HST
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          I flew into Aarhus before going on to Viborg then Aalborg, I didn't spend much time in Aarhus just passed through but from the coach and train the countryside was amazing.

          Aalborg was amazing, Danish girls are by far the best looking I have ever seen, even the average ones are better than the best we have here.

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            That is what I thought about Bulgaria! (the women bit :smile:)

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      2. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        It's not in Denmark mate.

        Aarhus, in the middle of our street

        😀

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        1. O Fenomeno
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          😆 very nice iCon!!

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          One Step BEYOND!!!

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          1. iCon
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            I like riding on my Carr!

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            1. iCon
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              *in

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            2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              I prefer the Night Boat to Cairo ... 😉

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    2. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Nice, I managed to get that one right 🙂

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  22. Phil
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Well at least going on holiday for a week will hopefully take my mind of the fact FPL STILL isnt open yet. But my dad has broadband in Spain, so no doubt I will be spending my evenings checking to see if the fpl has started yet..

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    1. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Enjoy your holiday, and don't check in every night - it'll be here when you get back!

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Just the evenings? Who are you trying to kid? We all know you'll also be spending the gorgeous sunny days sitting inside on the laptop (with the curtains closed to reduce screen glare of course).

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  23. Wilfried Bony M
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    RMT, thought I'd get in now before the floodgates open. It's my first attempt and I'm only guessing prices so go easy

    Given Schwarzer
    A.Cole Bardsley/O'Shea Samba Kompany (SWA defender)
    Malouda N'Zog Downing Helguson (X)
    RVP Bent Holt

    Also suggestions for X please?

    I put it together on the last season's game subbing in £4.5m for SWA defender £5.0m for Helguson and £5.0m for Holt as guesses and allowing £7.0m for X.
    It came to £97m-ish so I'm hoping prices won't go up by more than £3.0m total but I can always downgrade X

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Taraabt if he's still there

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      1. Wilfried Bony M
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        He won't be I reckon that's why I put Helguson in.
        Hoolahan's my cheap resort if I can't afford anyone else
        Thinking Barton perhaps if he's on spot kicks.

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  24. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I've had the same team name every year and was quite happy with it until you lot started getting clever. This year I might just change mine to "Fat Slag" as I like the ring of it (don't go there!). It's not clever but neither am I 🙂

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Actually, this has promise. I could bring out a range of girls clothing with "Fat Slag" all over it. It could sell millions if sold in McDonalds.

      I have to cook dinner.

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  25. Alchi-traz
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Nolan Lee Nolan Euell Saha!!

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      noice!

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      🙂 like jedi jim's business plan last night it's a great effort but it just wont work

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      1. Alchi-traz
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Crouchless Pantsils and Pique Eboue Ba?

        Crotchless Panties and Peek-a-boo bra

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          I think that one came up a day or so ago.

          Still haven't got dinner on!

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        2. Damo.
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          🙂 The 2nd one is just terrible man

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          1. Alchi-traz
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            🙁 I put real thought into that one.

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          2. Alchi-traz
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            Try this on then.

            LeeKing Brown Pants-ils

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        *just wont work as it's a 20 character limit. the alan partridge one was genius

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Back of the net!

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  26. HST
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Stuart Downing Syndrome?

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I thought I was un PC!

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      even as a frankie boyle fan that's a bit un-tasteful i think.
      suicide jokes, fine

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Your on Jordan's side?

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          touchy subject but i thought the joke was hilarious

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            So did I. I don't think there should be any fuss really, he has said far more offensive stuff in the past. It's just his style of comedy.

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    3. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I did cringe as I pressed enter, I am however a Villa fan so I'm allowed to mock him.

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  27. O Fenomeno
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Hey iCon Trelleborgs just scored 😆

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    1. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Lol, it won't happen Fen. I'm never that jammy!

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        😆 I think you might just be, I actually hope you win! I actually laughed when I seen they scored.

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        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Did you used to post under a different name? See you post a lot recently but don't remember that name from last season

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            No I'm a newbie!

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            1. andy85wsm
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              Cool, willkommen

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              1. O Fenomeno
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 5 months ago

                Thanks andy!

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  28. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Spurs have signed that Ivory COast yoot who scored 58 goals recently.

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      soulemane something

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        That's him.

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      2. Sasquatch
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Coolbelly.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Did that include extra time AP?

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  29. Sam (Team Sam)
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Court Marshall

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  30. Tight Arsene
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Evra Breath Utaka

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Oh, yes!!!

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    2. Sam (Team Sam)
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Young Bent Gardner

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        DeGeaArshavinYoungBentGardner

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