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14 August 2011 928 comments
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The second day of the 2011/12 Premier League season sees two of the main title contenders in action. The new Chelsea boss, Andre Villas-Boas, has a tough first competitive assignment at the Britannia Stadium, to take on Tony Pulis’ Stoke City. Following that, the reigning Champions Manchester United are also on the road, with The Baggies waiting for them at The Hawthorns.

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News from the Britannia has filtered through, and there’s a debut for Stoke City centre-back Jonathan Woodgate. He plays in a 4-4-2 that sees Jon Walters partner Kenwyne Jones up front.

For the visitors, Fernando Torres is passed fit and plays at the expense of Didier Drogba. The Spaniard is flanked by Florent Malouda and Salomon Kalou.

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  1. D-Bizzle
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    whos the hottie on the chelsea bench??

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Drogba.

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      1. gailyh71
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        + 10000

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      2. jayzico
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        lol

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    2. applebonkers
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      benayoun mmm hmmmmmm

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    3. Yossi
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      Eva Carneiro, she's a doctor.

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      1. tangtastic
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        hmmmmmmm.... marriage material 😉

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      2. AP
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        Physio. Close.

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        1. Saint Tim
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          Reserve team/Academy doctor according to the chelsea website

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    4. denial
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      team fluffer.

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  2. aaw15
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    will bosingwa start next week?

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      who knows there is too much risk with chelsea players

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  3. Screaming Midget
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    "He's 9 and a half stone wet through"... quality comment Ray that got a laugh.

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    1. Manamongst
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      Ramires...?

      Light in the ass for sure.

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  4. DementedFlamingo
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    Woohoo live scores... I'm now on 9pts.... Yay me

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  5. bossa
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    Who are playing well for Chelsea?

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Alex looks to be playing decent.

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    2. Rush
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      Errr... Torres has been ok. Cech not doing badly. Underwhelming stuff so far. Stoke have been the better side. Chelsea had more of the ball though.

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    3. Fencesitter
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      Alex is a busy boy.

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    4. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      torres and bosiwinga

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        bosingwa

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  6. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    just thought once luiz is fit will he be playing with terry or rotation?

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  7. bossa
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    OK Drogba for Torres.

    Im keeping Carroll and I will transfer him for Suarez later.

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    1. tangtastic
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      thanks for the update

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  8. Declan
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    AVB's tactics really differ from Ancelotti's, Chelsea fans must be so excited....

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    1. What would Barton do?
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      Abramovich's tactics*

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  9. Drip Doctor
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    Alex showing his class.

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  10. TheHazard
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    "John Terry - he's shagging the ref"

    Pretty funny from the Stoke fans.

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  11. Demí
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    the girl on the CFC bench is Eva Carneiro. Just been confirmed.

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    1. Demí
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      I'd love to tinker with her team

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        i'd like her to sit on my bench

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        1. Drip Doctor
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          I'd finger her.

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          1. tangtastic
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            nice. very subtle 😮

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          2. applebonkers
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            😆

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          3. G0SS
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            I laughed out loud at that.

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          4. AP
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            lool

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          5. immybob
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            +1 Finger

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          6. andy85wsm
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            haha!

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      2. tangtastic
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        if only she had 10 sisters

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      3. Screaming Midget
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        I'd love to show my finishing in her box.

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    2. applebonkers
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      if i was having a bad game i'd be happy for her to pull me off

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        There has to be an obvious goodwillie joke here...

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      2. Demí
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        😆

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        1. Damo.
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          Are you a lesbian Demi?

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          1. Demí
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            err no.

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            1. Damo.
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              Oh, sorry :-). I just always figured you were female.

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              1. Demí
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                Nah man 🙂

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    3. applebonkers
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      "ruptured foreskin again JT?"
      "yep"

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  12. Firetick
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    All we need to make FPL is to add a way to see all the points in a match. That way it allows you to see who got X amount of points and it allows you to compare the points to other players. You can see who assisted, who scored and whose been carded.

    We need the old feature back of seeing all the points in a match. Bring this back would be nothing but good news.

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    1. What would Barton do?
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      I think its another problem as its still a link, just when you click it, it takes you no where.

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    2. TheHazard
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      Yeah I thought that.

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      It'll be back ... the fixtures beneath your team have linked/hypertexted scores.

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    4. TorresMagic™
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Go on the transfer page & click the club & matchday score.

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  13. JJC
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Chelsea really are frustrating from a fantasy perspective. First game last year, many people bail on them, and drogba in particular as he is a doubt.... they bang in 6 with a drogba hat trick.

    This year, alot of people make sure to have chelsea coverage so the same mistake is made, and frankly they look average, and a waste of money.

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    1. tangtastic
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      Chelsea had an exceptional start last season, but I doubt many would expect them to bang in 4/5/6 goals every game for the first 5 gamesweeks.

      Their players cost that much because over the course of the season, they will be amongst the points leaders.

      Stoke are not a bad side. They are not likely to get pulverised 5-0 at home.

      Based on your logic, every single player that played on Saturday is 'average and a waste of money'. Chill out. It's only GW1 ffs.

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      1. JJC
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        ahah ohh i'm just incredibly bitter that drogba didnt start. My eye is on the next match against west brom... and im not seeing a reason to get another chelsea player in. Torres.. is ok but not worth the 11m, malouda and kalou look poor, and lamps has been pretty quiet.

        Obviously not going to kneejerk quite yet, but i'm pretty disillusioned here

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    2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      to be fair, Stoke is playing very well

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    3. andy85wsm
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      I'm making sure I have coverage.....from GW2

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      1. JJC
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        The urge to kneejerk and drop all chelsea coverage is overpowering! That said they will tear west brom apart

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  14. Forest4Life
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    John Terry is shagging the ref. What a chant

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Shouldn't the ha in there be a single, different vowel?

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      1. Forest4Life
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        I apologise for any offence caused

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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          I meant the 'ha' in chant...

          Try a u...

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          1. Forest4Life
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            HAHA LOL

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  15. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    Kalou off ASAP, paticularly useless.

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  16. Be
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    Come on, get the Drog man on...

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  17. Manamongst
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    Why would you play Kalou against Stoke? My 15 month old has a better football IQ???

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  18. Manamongst
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    Yossi on please!!!

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      +1000

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  19. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    Walters is looking a decent pick once Stoke's fixtures pick up.

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  20. Rush
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    Johnathan Woodgate looks like a biblical character.

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  21. Bolivian Seaman
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    a.cole is very sluggish today

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  22. SupaTune
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    Drogtank on second half please Mister Boas.

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  23. Baines on Toast...
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    Torres looking very sharp, shame an early substitution looms.

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    1. TheHazard
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      I can see Kalou coming off for Drogba.

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  24. maglia rosa
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    a quick question to those of you who know about price changes....on 'FISO crack the code' target nti seems to be set at 74841 for all the players who are being bought in so far. is this figure quite high? if target nti remains at this, prices would remain quite static therefore my question is, will this change once big moves on daily nti's become evident?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Seems way too high. Expect 25-30K NTi.

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      1. maglia rosa
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        so u'd expect it to drop TM when the big nti's start rolling in yeah? thanx btw for ur reply son shine......england no.1 test nation in the world, doesnt quite seem right but very satisfing all the same

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Just had a look at the site, they seem confident on that figure. Oh well we will soon find out.

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          1. maglia rosa
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            cheers TM good lad, good luck for the new season btw

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    2. immybob
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      I fell asleep halfway through that post.!

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      1. maglia rosa
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        well if u pay attention immybob u may learn somat mate

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  25. alsybach
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    I don't get why The Drog doesn't play.......although Abramovich would probably give you 50 million reasons why he doesn't.........

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  26. Fencesitter
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    Terry looking old and tired - presumably from shagging the ref as the Stoke fans suggest.

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  27. Darron Gibson is King
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    What happened eagles 2nd assist??

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      It will probably go back on. Other games have him with the 1st 2 assists.

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  28. immybob
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    FPL site is massively Gash..!!

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  29. trisonetwo
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    tbh dont think torres is doing that well, he's hardly leading the line - and when rameries did get in a cross no-one was in the middle.

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  30. MCM
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    I'm thinking.... Torres in.

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    1. applebonkers
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      same. problem is he's had not one chance given to him yet which is a worry. he's had to make everything on his own

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      1. MCM
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        Another problem, for me to get him. I'll have to use my WC, or sell Rooney, neither of which, I want to do.

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      2. si
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        He will get a lot more chances in the next few games though. Classic Torres twisting run just before half-time which he was unlucky with. He has been our best player along with Terry. Very promising for El Niño.

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        1. applebonkers
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          should do yeah. stoke are masters at cutting off space at home

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    2. Baines on Toast...
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      I'm probably going to wait a couple of weeks to see how the rotation with Drog plays out. But he does look very good and it could be a gamble with instant rewards.

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    3. MCM
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      If Torres scores, a lot of FF Managers may be eating Humble Pie today. All talk has been of Carroll, Rooney, Suarez and RVP. I've not seen Toress mentioned much.

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      1. Heman
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        Torres will be on the bench next game if Drogba come off the bench and play well, not a very positive first half for him

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    4. HellasLEAF
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      Torres = overrated

      neither are good options right now with this AVB 1 striker rotation policy but Drogba will be the one to own imo

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