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25 August 2011 2776 comments
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Chelsea yesterday announced the signing of Juan Mata from Valencia on a five year contract. The deal is thought to be in the region £23.5m and represents a significant step forward in Andre Villas-Boas’ restructuring of the Blues’ playing style.

It’s also a major coup for the Stamford Bridge club- Mata had been strongly linked with a move to both Arsenal and Spurs but despite Harry Redknapp’s protestations that the move is only about wages, Mata has insisted Chelsea fans should have Fernando Torres to thank for his part in the move.

When [Torres] knew they were interested in signing me, he spoke with me and told me that playing abroad could be a very nice step for me. It’s a new endeavour in my life, to develop personally and professionally. So I think I took the most logical decision.

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A prodigious talent, Mata joined the youth ranks of Real Oviedo at the age of twelve, spending three years there before being snapped up by Real Madrid. A successful graduate of the Spanish giants’ youth academy, he played for the Real Madrid B team, scoring 10 goals in 39 games in the 2006-07 campaign, before-in what has subsequently proved a huge error of judgement- being allowed to join Valencia on a free transfer.

It’s at the Mestalla he made his name; four seasons there saw Mata play 129 La Liga matches, scoring 33 goals and making 36 assists- a clear indication he’s as capable of laying on a chance as he is of finding the net. A disciplined player with no history of long-term injury, he picked up just 10 yellow cards and was never sent off in his time at Valencia.

In terms of international football, Mata has played at every level in the Spanish youth system- he debuted for the Under 16s in 2004, scoring 2 goals in 3 games and was called up for the Under 21s at eighteen years of age. Again, his record is impressive- Mata made 43 appearances at all levels between Under 16 and Under 21 and scored 23 goals, while his record for the full international team stands at 4 goals in 11 games.

The Prospects

Chelsea have played 4-3-3 for a number of years now but in order to replicate the success he achieved at Porto, Villas-Boas clearly feels he needs to invest in new personnel. No longer will they be solely reliant on knock-downs from a barnstorming centre forward such as Didier Drogba and the late runs into the box of Frank Lampard. This season, the plan is to play high up the pitch, pressing the opponent, harrying them into making mistakes. The new boss wants Chelsea to play with width, both up front and from the back.

So far, it hasn’t quite worked- Chelsea’s ageing squad perhaps lack the dynamism and energy required to carry out their manager’s gameplan. As of yet, only Ashley Cole and Jose Bosingwa look to have fulfilled the new bosses expectations, offering plenty attacking menace from full-back areas. Mata, therefore, is a crucial piece in the Chelsea puzzle Villas-Boas is looking to solve. The player explained his new manager’s thinking was the clincher in his arrival:

Speaking directly with Villas-Boas was the decisive factor. He explained how his style will be based on 4-3-3 and how important I will be to his plans.

He said he wanted Chelsea to play more attacking football this season, and that I would be a big part of that. The plan is that I can play on either flank or even in the middle playing in between the lines of midfield and attack. I like to keep the ball and use it well, I am an attacking player and above all I like to set up goals and score them also.

In terms of a conventional 4-3-3, then, Mata’s arrival could pose a threat to Florent Malouda on the left. The Frenchman played every league match for Chelsea last season but as far as game time goes, has looked a shaky proposition under Villas-Boas. He was subbed off in the game at Stoke and started last week’s match with West Brom on the bench, only coming on due to an inept performance from Salomon Kalou. Reports in this morning’s press suggested Malouda could be on his way before the transfer window slams shut next week; Juventus general director, Giuseppe Marotta, admitted an interest last week but the Blues boss moved to refute the allegations in this afternoon’s press conference, going as far to say that the club cannot allow the player to be sold on.

On the subject of today’s press conference, Villas-Boas offered an insight into his views on where Mata might play:

He can play right, left and through the middle. He has been tested as well in 4-4-2, not just 4-3-3 so it gives us flexibility in formation as well.

This backs the school of thought that suggests Mata could also play on the right of the 4-3-3; Villas-Boas utilised the left-footed Hulk in a similar vein at Porto last season. Villas-Boas has already shown he is willing to change plans mid-match; the Chelsea boss altered his side’s shape last Saturday, with a diamond replacing the starting formation, before reverting back to 4-3-3- Mata’s adaptability, then, will be key to his in-game thinking.

Coming in at a price of 9.5 and classed as a midfielder this afternoon in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game, he’s likely to see significant investment from Fantasy managers, given the likes of Malouda and Frank Lampard are priced at 10.5 and 12.0 respectively. If his impact is anywhere near the same as Rafael Van der Vaart and Luis Suarez in their debut seasons, Mata may prove to be something of a bargain, though it’s early days to say whether he’ll be involved in set-pieces to the extent of Lampard and Malouda.

The next few days should shed more light on the situation. Villas-Boas admitted in this afternoon’s press conference that Chelsea are also looking to snap up Porto’s Alvaro Pereira and with the previous additions of Romelu Lukaku and Oriol Romeu, the club will need to trim down their options ahead of naming a 25-man squad for the season ahead. Plenty more movement can be expected, then, as Villas-Boas starts to sculpt this squad into one of his own making.

Further Reference

Juan Mata Wikipedia
Juan Mata Stats
Juan Mata YouTube

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  1. Matt_
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    Do people think that N'Zogbia will start producing?

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    1. Valentine
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      Had him in but taken him out now, not really seen much up to now to indicate he is going to

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      1. Urban Cowboy.
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        It may just be an incling but I think he's just about to come good

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    2. AA
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      Yes . Agbonlahor's injury might pave the way for 4-4-2 for the next few games . He should do well at LW then . (much attacking position than where he plays in a 4-3-3)

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      1. AA
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        Seems like Heskey is injured too !

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    3. Gaz Downright
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      why dont you wait and see?

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      1. Matt_
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        I'm not that patient.

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    4. Matt_
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I saw a post that showed his average position on the pitch in their last match. He was further up than Bent, Gabby and Heskey, so is he just not settling?

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  2. Valentine
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Mata or Young that is the question

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    1. BallyMac
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      Nani

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  3. Corrigan
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    I'd keep the faith a little while longer (unless wildcarding).

    BTW will we see a Scoutcast tonight. Please!

    *climbs up the wall in desperation of an hour long episode*

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    1. Corrigan
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      *nzog response

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  4. nontibby
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    should i play smalling or simpson this weekend ?

    and bent or suarez for (c) ?

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    1. Urban Cowboy.
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      After the past few weeks it seems suicidal benching simpson and suarez for me captain for me

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    2. Pooodle
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      Suarez over Bent I think. And probably Simpson.

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    3. Corrigan
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Smalling

      Suarez

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  5. Pooodle
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    Should I start Luke Young or Jarvis this week? Given is my keeper so wondering whether to double up on Villa and gamble, or hedge my bets with Jarvis

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    1. mufc802
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      In my experience, never double up on any defence or keeper combination.

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    2. Corrigan
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Luke Young - but then I do play 5 at the back!

      Just think it's going to be a tight 0-0. Clean sheet for villa and you'll be on for 12 points. Many will disagree.

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      1. Corrigan
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Plus, Young won't have to play that well to gets his points and I think Wolves ahve got a lot of point stealers as I call them where the points are distributed around, not particularly concentrating on a few individuals.... *this makes no sense*

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  6. njfsdkffslkf
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    Dear Akers & Granville. Please be aware that famous England hater Sid Lowe is now critisizng on Twiter Shearer, The BBC, Sky sports (all week to be fair) and Ray Wilkins over their footballing standards

    I await your reply to Sid highlighting his obvious anti English bias

    😉

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    1. Gargamel
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Don't think I've seen this, are Akers and Granville really two of those saying Sid Lowe hates England?

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Hey 🙂

        No abit of sarcasm. I pointed out the same things as the English man Sid lowe and they called be anti English.

        Just found it amusing and ironic a fellow english man said the same .

        The part about him being anti english was sarcasm 😉

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        1. Gargamel
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Hello.

          Right, I see.

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  7. Chris Finch - squeal piggy …
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    Do people feel that Mata will link up well in game play with Torres/ Their friendship and understanding could help their communication on the pitch surely?

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    1. Fernando Torres
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      clutching at straws, but yeh he could help torres

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  8. Sasquatch
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    I'll ask again; Scouts, will there be an ignore feature on the new site?

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    1. The Bandit
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      They are ignoring you....

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      1. Sasquatch
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        Story of my life.

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  9. gooner dave
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Saha out or stick( also have Torres) and if out for whom? Considering S.Long.
    And ditto with Alex stick or get shot for bos?

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    1. 4vets
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I'm sticking with Saha, also have Torres but have Bos. Thinking Kompany -> Enrique tonight.

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      1. gooner dave
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        Why's that? To free up funds?

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        1. 4vets
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          I just think he'll score more long term due to going forward threat. Also, having lost 0.1 on Saha I would like to make it up.

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      2. 4vets
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Oh yeah... not getting the Long love. Surely Thingy will take points off him?

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    2. arfa
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      im sticking Dave but after my horror start your probably better off getting rid

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      1. gooner dave
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        Also having a 'mare. Trying to fix it though= messing it up further. Not liking this season atm. Both as a gooner and fpl manager.

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    3. Johnny Unitas
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Clicking on your history, it says 999.0m in the bank, and that your wildcard is unavailable, neither are true it seems!

      Saha OUT Long/Fletcher IN for me, I am sticking with Torres and Carroll myself though. Alex may lose out, probably lose out to Ivanovic this week, I would take the chance he gets a game and take out Saha.

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    4. Hect.OR 98th
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Same dilemma for me. Alex to Bos will not pay back. Ride it out another week. Ivanovic might come in for Bos but I do think it more likely he'll take Alex's place. Let autosubs do the job for you.

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    5. Back on the horse
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      hey Dave, I've got Saha too. He's dropped in price so cant get any worse this week.

      I was thinking Long, but then Odem will be reaching full fitness soon (i have 0.5m spare) so might do a long term swap to the Wingie.

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  10. Jordan.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    still no H2H fixtures ,jofe site....

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      like morrissey said, that joke isn't funny any more

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  11. Andy1
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    Carroll to Suarez (c)

    Good move - or give Carroll 1 more week and have 2 frees next time?

    Will Carroll drop tonight?

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  12. andy85wsm
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Surely Mata is starting on the bench?!

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    1. Demí
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      One would assume so. I won't be touching him yet

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    2. 4vets
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      Would have thought so. It's a wait and see situation.

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    3. AP
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      He who dare Andy!

      (gets Kalou - whoops)

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      1. andy85wsm
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        I fancy it, but a 4 point hit for someone who might not start doesn't sound too clever. I've got Cahill still orange flagged though!

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    4. CFCTom
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yes he is. Well done.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        CFC Tom can also inform would be fantasy managers the time Frank Lampard will next tie his laces and what AVB will order for his breakfast

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      2. applebonkers
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        tom seriously, change tampons

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
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          i think he will start tbh on the right

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        2. CFCTom
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          I know stuff, what can I say?

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      3. andy85wsm
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        Sand in your vagina? Must be hell.

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  13. jezzalaw
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    front 3 = bent, saha and torres

    a)bent for suarez
    b)torres for suarez
    c)saha for long
    d)other?

    can't stop going back and forth over this :/

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    1. top556677
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Defo wanna keep Bent with his current fixtures. Probz best to choose Torres for Suarez, altho with Suarez already gone up in price you could just let Torres play this week and swap next week?

      That being said I wouldn't bother hoping for a miracle hat trick from Torres this week.

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  14. bradbury1
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    MATA OR VDV????

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    1. 4vets
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      Serious? VDV!

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      1. bradbury1
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        no just wanted to join in on the mata bandwagon!

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        1. 4vets
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          Oh sorry, get Mata then 😉

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  15. Jordan.
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    still no H2H fixtures ,joke site ,as stated last week ,fixtures will be available after the update ,that was 5 hours late saturday,total shambles ,thanks for nothing computer boffins ,you dont have to face the constant moaning if your an admin .for christs sake hurry up and get it working........

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    1. agincourt
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Couldn't agree more. They keep their silence well.

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  16. Joey Millions
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    whats the word on cahill? ne1 know?

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  17. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Vorm
    Baines Enrique Bosingwa Kompany
    Mata Cleverley Silva
    Fletcher Rooney Suarez

    Given. Moses, Barkley De Leat. Huh? Huh!?

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      1,
      2, 6, 7,2,
      1,2,2,
      2,4,6

      🙂

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Bookmarked. Let's talk Monday night!

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      2. andy85wsm
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Rooney assist and booking? NEVER!

        Or 2 bonus without scoring or assisting?! NEVER!

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          or 2 point captain 😛

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          1. andy85wsm
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            Bah, never thought of that one 🙁

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        2. applebonkers
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          the way this season is going a goal and a missed pen

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    2. Joey Millions
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      i like the front and backline... mata, really? will he start this weekendd?

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Probably not, but neither did Aguero when he bagged 15 points.

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    3. applebonkers
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      fit

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    4. gooner dave
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Don't fancy nasri then ap?
      Lack of gooners.
      I'll get my coat.......

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Nasri! Hellll no. Still eying up Ramsey after next week. Maybe Wilshere if he gets pushed forward to accommodate Frimpong.

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        1. si
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          When Wishere returns who will be more advanced out of him and Wilshere? Or both play either side in a 4-3-3? wilshere was very deep last season but his attacking threat may be crucial now.

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          1. Shakey
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            They'll swap around, but I'd imagine Ramsey will be the further forward for the two for the most part.

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            1. si
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              How highly do you rate him MF? Respect your opinion on this. My dad is a goner who knows his stuff and he is expecting a big season from him. Rates him highly and he is about the most cynical gooner.

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              1. Shakey
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                14 years, 3 months ago

                When he first broke into the side, thought he looked as talented as Cesc at that age.

                I expected a big season from him, but his performances so far have curbed my optimism.

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                1. Shakey
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                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  He could still be excellent though, but needs to find some form.

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          2. AP
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            Guess it depends on who Wenger wants to replace Fabs. I could see it being Wishere over Ramsey, Wilshere has a more cultured passing game imo. Ramsey covered the most ground last night apparently so could be paired with Song/Frimpong. Lots of questions in relation to arsenal though. Will they return to their successful 442 of the invincible era rather try and become barca B?

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          3. Bolivian Seaman
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            frimpong and song looked good against udinese, but we got burned on the counterattack. wilshere could very well move up

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          you'd like to think arsenal won't have to play ramsey after the international break. i like the player but he's struggled even for his own standards this early season

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          1. si
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            He has been very disappointing in every game I have seen him this season. Just does not influence play at all. Tidy with little impact. Still in my bloody team more importantly. Worried he'll be first out the moment someone is signed and, annoyingly that will be prior to Swansea at home.

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    5. Gargamel
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Didn't realise you bought Moses too

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        That was a case of do as i say, not as i do. 😳

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    6. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I see you've got on the Barkley Bus... Not sure if he'll start when Arteta and Fellani are fully fit.

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      1. AP
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        Agreed, but Moyes seems to have a chubby for him in interviews. No risk at 5m anyway.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Nope, I brought him in last week, looks a serious player. 2 assists last night.

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          1. andy85wsm
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Saw the highlights for that match, looked good. If I was wildcarding I'd probably bring him in as my cheap mid.

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  18. CFCTom
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea will win the league this year, aswell as the Champions League, FA Cup and League Cup, and here's why:

    WE'RE THE BEST, AROUND!
    NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BRING US DOWN!
    WE'RE THE BEST, AROUND!
    NOTHING - YEAAAHHHH!

    So you can take that one to the bank!

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      You've got Mata, now all you need is a Danny Welbeck like player and maybe you'll get second again.

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      1. CFCTom
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        We don't want a Danny Welbeck or a Hernandez to stand around and tap in ball after ball after ball, we want someone who has talent and skill, oh wait, we got that! Fernando Torres, the unrelenting goal scoring machine. Him in attack, the best player in history Frank Lampard in midfield, John Terry, the single best defender ever to grace the game in defence and Petr Cech, the most feared and respected man since God himself made Stamford Bridge in goal and we have the worlds GREATEST TEAM!!!!!!!! Not to mention players with incredible talent Kalou, Malouda, Essien, Cole etc.

        WE LOVE EL NINO!
        WE LOVE EL NINO!
        WE LOVE EL NINO!
        WE LOVE EL NINO!

        BLUE IS THE COLOUR!

        You, gentlemen, have been burned. But hey, don't feel too bad, nobody can compete with The Chelsea ;).

        Okay yes I got carried away.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
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          Is that why Chelsea won the Prem last year?

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          1. CFCTom
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            Man U sh*ted pay the Prem off every year, and we still manage to compete all the way to the end, our noble spirit up against the tyranny that is the dictatorial regime you call the 'FA', ha! We are Chelsea and we will fight until the end, rightly, we are the best team in the world but ref's are against us because we play the game right, Manure would be nothing without their bribing, this season we are going to romp the league and be crowned world, if not galaxy champions!!

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            1. Valentine
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              deluded doesn't even begin to explain

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        2. andy85wsm
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          Just because you say you've "burnt" someone doesn't make it true.

          You made it obvious you were wumming already, but saying Kalou has incredible talent and Torres is an unrelenting goal scoring machine made it even worse.

          Nice try though.

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        3. AP
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          I love the way one of the most retarded posters also doesn't like Welbeck or Hernandez. :mrgreen:

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          1. andy85wsm
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            It made the Spurs game all the more amusing. Reeled in a treat.

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          2. CFCTom
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            But you do like them?

            ULTRA ZING!

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        4. Attila the Bum
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Errr unrelenting goal scoring machine?

          Did I really just read that? Oh dearie me.

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Worst attempt at fishing since my failed attempts at a lake in Russia in June.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        He and Jas should form a club.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          The amusing part is he was serious for a few weeks (still talking nonsense but thinking he was correct) and recently due to all the negative feedback is pretending as if he was on the wum all along.

          At least Jas has been consistent.

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          1. CFCTom
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            One day mate, I'll teach you about football, until then, run along and suck on your momma's ti**ies.

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            1. Leysh
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              14 years, 3 months ago

              Can't see that day ever coming.

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            2. andy85wsm
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              Embarrassing.

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              1. CFCTom
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                I agree.

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            3. njfsdkffslkf
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              How do you think this will happen?

              Out of interest have you studied anything in football? (I have).

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              1. CFCTom
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                Yes mate, I have studied it all. I am an expert, which is more than you can say for yourself. Honestly, jealousy is not attractive.

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                1. njfsdkffslkf
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  Oh no you have got me.

                  *enter angry response in recognition of your serious non fishing nonsense*

                  Lets not compare notes. You wont come out of it well.

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                  1. CFCTom
                    • 14 Years
                    14 years, 3 months ago

                    Thats what you 'would' say isn't it Dbronaldo 😉 Don't worry mate, I'll go easy on you.

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    3. arfa
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      what a cock you really are tom....for the first time in my life i feel sorry for your fellow Chelskov fans.please fook off

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        It's Jamsiep on the wind up.

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          With a youtube clip of Fatty scoring a penalty in his link? doubt that.

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          1. CFCTom
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            The best player in the world, not 'fatty', got that!

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Gee, CFCTom, aren't English players good at football? We've got such a great crop of players who are all technically gifted, and mostly underrated - the likes of Adam Johnson, Joe Cole, Wayne Rooney and Andy Carroll especially.

              You're right about Lampard, quality. I can't believe Chelsea bought that crappy Ballack a few years ago just to get in his way!

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              1. AP
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                Rooney! 😆

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          2. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Double bluff. He's deep undercover. Seriously, Jas aside there can't be that many intensely ridiculous people in the world.
            It's a windup. Could be his bro' though. 🙂

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          3. arfa
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            could be Attila

            double bluff...classic public school boy tactics

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Ask him if he likes 'special toppings' on his biscuits. All public schoolboys love special toppings on their biscuits.

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              1. arfa
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                😆
                certainly not double muff....you have to go to 'dirty' schools for that...

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        2. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          After his comment about how he was glad a policeman took a brick to the face during the riots and he deserved it I don't think it's Jamsiep.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Well that does seem a bit too off for even a master wummer like Pies to say.

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            1. andy85wsm
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              • 15 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              It wasn't a WUM, he was deadly serious. He even backtracked about an hour after.

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              1. CFCTom
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                Shut up gay anal.

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                1. njfsdkffslkf
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  Do you really want me to link recent research showing in clinical trials people use homophobic slurs are far more likely to be homosexuals themselves....

                  This is a good hour. Close the laptop. Get some fresh air. The internet is not a free pass to be a moron.

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                  1. CFCTom
                    • 14 Years
                    14 years, 3 months ago

                    I'm here, I'm queer and I can handle my beer!

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                2. applebonkers
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                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  cover blown, it's shakespeare

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                  1. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 3 months ago

                    😆

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                  2. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 3 months ago

                    lool

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              2. applebonkers
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                he's appeared since jamsiep disappeared. hmmm (i'm joking)

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                1. CFCTom
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 3 months ago

                  F*ck off, I'm CFCTom, the ultimate authority on Chelsea FC! Who the f*ck is this Jamsiep!? If you disrespect me again, I'll make you squeal! You hear me piggy?

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      2. Chinese_person
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +1

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  19. Demí
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Fulham xi vs Dinipro

    Schwarz, bairdy, hughes, Brede, JAR, duffer, murph, Sid, clintonD, mousa, AJ

    Sorry for the nicknames

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Thanx. Congrats to a storming start! 🙂

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      long trip to ukraine then back to st james' park this weekend. simpson (c) 😉

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Good point. Pity theres no attacking options at present

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      2. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Certain 14-pointer for Steven Taylor

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        1. si
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          AJ will score this weekend. Fact.

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            There's a line I never thought I'd see!

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          2. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            if zamora's fit by then he might not even play

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      cause for concern for senderos?

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      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Hmm could be. Is this the 1st leg?

        Atleast he's on the bench, so no injury

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          maybe they want to save his face for joey barton on the weekend 😛

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            I saw that reply cumming a mile off 😛

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      2. User
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Nah he was on the bench for the last Europa League game but still played in the PL.

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  20. They call me Mr. Glass
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    How do I link a picture to my account?
    Thanks in advance

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      FAQ off 😉

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      1. They call me Mr. Glass
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks, I think

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          It's all in there 🙂

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  21. garethboii
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Kompany or Baines??

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      baines by a mile vs crud blackburn

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    2. Disco Pat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Hey garethboii, I presently have Cole, Kompany and Baines - after last week's return of 5 pts between them, it's not worth it. That said I'd starting all 3 again this weekend, but maybe go with Kompany until you see Baines returning clean sheets, pts etc. Keeps 2 million in cash free for others!

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      1. garethboii
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I dont want baines for clean sheets(altho that be nice) i want him for assists and the fact he takes the pen's. Starting to think Kompany not the best choice now!

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  22. soccercards.com
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Will Odemwingie start this gameweek?

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  23. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I've got zero chelsea att coverage at the moment and it isn't bothering me one bit.

    Got Nani, Silva, Rooney, Suarez and Bent as my bigguns up front so maybe Mata long term when/if Nani starts to rotate with Valencia when fit

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      strikeforce is the best. i'm still not keen on silva so i'd prefer mata and a.young instead when valencia gets back

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  24. Gravless wonder
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Osman + Fletcher
    or Barkley + Dzeko

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  25. garethboii
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Whats the story with van der vaart?? hasnt really been mentioned on this, anyone have him? was thinking adam to vdv not sure

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  26. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 3 months ago

      A) Torres->Bent and wait till GW 5 to do Toure->Silva/Mata,OR B) Torres->Long and change Toure next week?(Can also do Sess->Dyer instead of getting Long.)Thanks.

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        i have bent and he is up against a decent wolves team. torres has a chance to do well this weekend, i'm leaving 2 frees for next week

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    • utd_forever
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Since when did Mancini become Wigan manager ? - team news, lol !

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    • Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Cheers 4vets. Can't see myself maintaining it though .. 🙁

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    • Gunnerbhoy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Anybody know what the hell is going on with the Head to Head leagues?

      My league still has 'temporary problems'. Anyone else?

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I stopped looking days ago,figured when they fix it I'll hear about here.

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    • Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Newcastle side to play Sc*nthorpe

      Krul; Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, R Taylor; Marveaux, Cabaye, Gosling, Lovenkrands; Ba, Best.

      Pretty strong side there. Nice to see Gosling and Marveaux have a run, Steven Taylor owners will be hoping Williamson has a mare as he is Taylors main competition. Leon Best and Lovenkrands have the chance to prove they're worth keeping.

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        A nice rest for S Taylor - I like it.

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          garg i'll be joining you on the s.taylor... car?

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          1. Gargamel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            A fine choice my friend. For maximum effect make sure you don't stick him last on your bench.

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Might even belatedly hop on myself once Villa's nice fixtures run out. Already beginning to regret my temerity in tripling at the back with 'em.

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            2. applebonkers
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              🙂 i like your newcastle defender upgrade each week. i expect to see philipe albert as your 3rd sub next week

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 3 months ago

                I would LOVE Phillipe Albert in my FPL side during his heyday. Brilliant player.

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