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The Saturday Surgery

1 October 2011 772 comments
Andy Andy
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The strange summer of October has dawned on us this Saturday morning and, with about an hour to go until Fantasy Premier League locks the doors ahead of gameweek seven, the regularly scheduled programming of the opening of the Saturday Surgery is nigh.

As clocks count down until Fantasy Managers are left but to the fickle fate of twenty rogue squads of Football Players we’re left to deliberate over those last gasp decisions…

Hopefully a week’s worth of Fantasy Football Scout material can help those in a deadline pushing quandary. The “Scout Committee” have put forward a new set of Scout Picks while our members can read in great detail as to why Gareth Bale got the call to arms.

The Weekend Team News is in (Wayne Rooney is fit) and our community have been scrabbling for days to try and decide on who to hand their weekly armband to.

Still in a fluster? Then the Saturday Surgery remains here to let you all duke this one out with fellow Fantasy Managers.

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  1. the A - team
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    any comments: rooney or nani or kun for captain?

    i think nani is the safest bet

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  2. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    shall i captain my penis

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      vice captain

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Cant trust the fella to always perform

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  3. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    if you don't own aguero i suggest putting £1 on the him to score twice special @9/2

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I had the each half at 6/1.
      Also stuck money on Nani goal and assist & Sinclair pen/free kick

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  4. FPL Daniel
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    http://twitter.com/#!/Ian_Ladyman_DM/status/120074805587349504

    Dzeko is not starting. PANIC!!!

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Get.Balotelli.Now.

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Wrong!
        Get Bendtner in now!

        Bendtner Wonderland!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      last time i trusted a ladyman i got egg balls in my face

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        No city attackers eh?

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          not today. would have taken 8 points to afford aguero. hernandez, adebayor, rvp strike-force

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    3. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Should I bench him for Brunt?

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    4. Mr Smith
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      looking good for aguero

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  5. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    boring

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  6. KOKAK
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is Rooney starting the match today?

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      you'll find out at about 2pm-ish

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    2. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Gazes into crystal ball. Realises he hasnt got a crystal ball so writes cutting remark instead.

      How the hell are we supposed to know?

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  7. The Pooer
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Okay, quick question: am I normal?

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      yes...I mean no...errrr no, yes

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    2. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Are you the same as most people?

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    3. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Is this the snippet we'll see in the news tomorrow after you go out in your local area and blast several civilians to death with several shotguns you currently have under your bed.

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        ITS ONLY THREE SHOTGUNS DAMMIT

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  8. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Hmmm now being tempted to go Adebayor + Dzeko -> Aguero and Ba. Hmmm

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    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Would be stupid to take ade out

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Ye I do like Ade. Problem is Dzeko.

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    2. IceMan DB
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Do it!

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  9. gruffyboy
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Walters or Dyer for last spot???

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  10. Craig
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Need to improve this midfield
    Mata Nasri Sess Sinclair (Moses)

    Maybe Sess to 6.6m? any ideas

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    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Ramsey looks a good shout

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  11. KOKAK
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney it is then, thank guys.

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  12. seanie3
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Nani or rooney for captain

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  13. Pat Bonner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Thinking about taking my first 4pt hit.

    Dzeko & Mata -> Aguero & Ramsey

    Worth it? Aguero could do the damage again?

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      no way, blackburn at home? aguero is overated

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  14. Magumbo
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is it worth doing Mata to Nani for a hit?

    Dont have any utd cover for norwich game

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    1. Zero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      perhaps

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  15. tommys
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Front 6

    mata nasri swp
    rooney suarez adebayor..

    thoughts?

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      great weather this weekend, isnt it?

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      1. guillermo
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        lovely

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    2. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      not as good as mine

      mata silva young nani
      aguero ade suarez 🙂

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      1. tommys
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        nice defence ya??

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        1. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          serious defence

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          1. tommys
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            i knew it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. richie1000
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    need help quick lads had not had the time this week

    what ye think

    kurl

    boswinga kompany enrique

    nasri silva cap o hara cabaye arteta

    ade rooney

    de laet woodgate graham

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  17. spa
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Hernandez or silva for el captain

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    1. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      silva

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      1. guillermo
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        el captain

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  18. depechedog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Dear Dave Dog....Aguero for captain and you bottom of the Bradbury by weekend

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  19. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Aguero or Carlos Tevez for captain?

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      summerby

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  20. fiacloir
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    A)petrov(bol) /suarez

    or

    B) VDV/ sturridge

    A or B

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    1. Switchfoot4
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      D

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    2. Schurrle Not
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      B

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  21. Phillips
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    This Dzeko talk has got me thinking. Worth getting him out for a 4 pointer?

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  22. tommys
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Front 6
    mata nasri swp
    rooney suarez adebayor..

    thoughts?

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  23. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    really want some arsenal cover from next week but dunno who to lose

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  24. CFCTom
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    #Breaking News:

    "Major doubts have arisen as to whether the Premier League match between Swansea and Stoke will go ahead later today. This is in light of an escaped dragon deciding to nest in the north stand of The Libery Stadium. Ordinarily, Premier League groundsmen are well practiced in the art of removing dragons from grounds, however, this particular breed is born of the Welsh valleys and is significantly more powerful than those found in England."

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Not funny anymore.
      Stop milking it

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Anymore??????

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      this is another reason i can't wait for the deadline

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    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      You don't listen to the haters CFC, I'm finding this very funny.

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  25. spa
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Hernandez or Silva for captain currently on silva?

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      yes

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  26. Mak_Gold
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Given,
    Bosingwa,Brown,Lescott,Simpson,
    Nani(V),Silva,Sinclair,
    Suarez,Roo(C),Dzeko.

    Subs: Moses,Surman,De Laet.

    Everything all right?Or should I start Moses instead of Dzeko?

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  27. Gubborr
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Dyer or Ramsey to play ? Currently have Dyer just because of Stoke's UEL hangover..

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    1. guillermo
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Ramsey

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  28. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    god people, make a decision on your own, shall I go to the toilet now?

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    1. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Depends - do you need to go?

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    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Ha ha ha. To be fair that is the point of the site

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Well the advice that is, not the decision making

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nah dont do it now, some shit my go down in your absence

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  29. Fishy
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    is it worth doing for a -4 hit
    aguero and nani IN
    rooney and silva OUT

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Madness

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    2. Phillips
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No

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    3. fredwestham
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No

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    4. Schurrle Not
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      That has to be the worst suggestion ever mentioned on this site- NO!

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    5. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      No way! You need all 4 in my opinion.

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      1. Fishy
        • 17 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        cant get all 4 only either of the 2

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    6. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    7. Fray Bentos
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      be a rebel - do it!

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  30. Congressman
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Can people please stop asking questions about who to captain? Just check the results of the captain poll, you bunch of muppets.

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      This is a website where people ask for advice.

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      1. Disco Pat
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      But seriously should I captain Drogs?

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