[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
5 November 2011 3162 comments
Mark Mark
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In the last twenty-five years, Sir Alex Ferguson has upset me on several occasions.

When Mark Robins stooped to head an FA Cup winner at Forest to save his job – that was one. All those “accusations” and mind games with Kevin Keegan – that wound me up a bit. That annoying clock-watching period on the sidelines. Every time he greets a goal with that “Dad dance” celebration of his – that kind of grates a bit too.

Today, on the day that the whole football world acknowledged his immense spell at the helm at Old Trafford, Sir Alex was at it again.

Having stuck my neck out to push forward Jonny Evans and David De Gea as prospects, Ferguson conspired to drop them both to the bench a week after keeping a clean sheet at Everton.

Who am I to question the logic of it all? The man is an undisputed football genius. After all this time, he’s also still bloody unpredictable.

The selection of Rio Ferdinand alongside Nemanja Vidic wouldn’t have been a surprise not so long ago. There’s little doubt that, when fit and at their best, that pairing are the first choice centre-backs. But, in a week where Ferguson had admitted Ferdinand has had to change his game to play a part in the United defence, it seemed likely that creaking Rio would be spared a second game in a week. Evans looked highly likely to start alongside the imperious Vidic.

Not so. Evans was benched – all those who invested in the Irishman were left frustrated and I’m left with Evans in our Scout Picks for two weeks; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.

Suddenly it seems Sir Alex is over his Evans blind spot. Maybe Mike Phelan has sat him down and taken him through some highlights. Even with a dodgy back and the tedious Twitter habbit, Rio’s the better bet.

We kind of knew that but, for a while, it seemed Sir Alex was happy to back Evans. Having seen the press make a meal of his comments on Ferdinand, however, it’s almost as if he stuck with Rio to make a statement. To keep us all guessing.

To compound my frustration, Ferguson rested David De Gea to the bench to confirm him as a rotation risk for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for that. By all means rest him before a Champions League game Sir Alex – that’s signposted, we can anticipate that. But rest him before a two-week international break? I can’t work with that – we need some logic to play with, otherwise this relationship is going nowhere. First you shift Wayne Rooney to midfield, now this debacle. We’d quite like to consider your players for our Fantasy teams this season, but if you’re going to act up, we’ll have to look elsewhere.

Honestly, how long does it take for these Premier League managers to work out that there’s Fantasy points and reputations at stake? Longer than twenty-five years, clearly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Smarty Pants
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    'a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt '
    lol 🙂

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    1. catch22
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      great line!!

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  2. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Just because it's a knee jerk doesn't mean it's wrong! 😉

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    1. Arse Craic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      +1

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  3. Arse Craic
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    YO

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  4. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    People should stop beating themselves up over having Vorm on the bench, it was a logical decision. Anyone who played him and had Given or Krul on the bench made aterrible choice and got lucky!

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    1. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Went for Ruddy over Vorm. One of those things I suppose. You have to play the percentages imo.

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Getting this tattooed on my forehead.

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    3. vkel
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I picked S.Taylor+Krul over Vorm+Range, and when I see the result from Liverpool....speechless....

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      1. Oldman Unathletic
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        had r.taylor/simpson/vorm on the bench, played jones, ward and krul instead of them, still would do the same tbh

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    4. Oldman Unathletic
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      this. over the course of the season going with the more logical choice will result in more points imo.

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      1. vkel
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        yah, i'm glad that most other ppl in my league took the same "logical" route though. 😉

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        1. Oldman Unathletic
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          lol im sure you are mate, oh well can't win them all - im still looking at a solid score for the weekend which i would have definately taken beforehand

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    5. The Humungus
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Benching vorm is never the right choice

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  5. Feanor
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Rooney was so close to scoring in the 71st minute, but I suppose I still need to get rid of him.

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    1. Corrigan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yep, RVP and Ag as the 2 heavy hitters up front. Both have phenomenal scoring records.

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  6. Yossi
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Andre Santos on twitter

    " Verry good win gays!!! #GoArsenal"

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    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      link 🙂 🙂

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        1. OPTA FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          lol 🙂 🙂 at least our Owen doesnt do that

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  7. Tomtwenty4
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Bosingwa doesn't play so end up with two Swansea defenders at anfield.... I was scared to watch last five mins!!

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    1. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      You lucky bugger.

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  8. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Can I just ask those who have selected Vorm or Krul… why? lol.

    Did you wake up too late to change them? I don’t mind getting decisions wrong, if I missed something which I can learn from 🙂

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    1. teto
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I doubt many chose him. I regret it deeply, as I had him the whole week and decided to switch him for Krul last minute

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    2. ZenMen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I was hoping for some save points from Vorm... coz lvpl were gonna take shots.. :p got really lucky..

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    3. The Humungus
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I never bench Vorm, there's not much to be made from keepers so you might as well go cheap with both, and out of all the cheapies he does the best. Even if fixtures are bad you can hope for save points.

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  9. Castiel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Any word on Shawcross' fitness yet? Ive Naylor sittin prime to come in

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    1. teto
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Williams on the bench mate. Same situation, either ShawX comes in with a cleanie and goal or stay on the bench

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    2. Corrigan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      +1

      Pilk on the bench, but only came out with 6 so not too annoyed.

      More annoyed at Sturridge. His big chance today. He's another player I have a curse on it seems.

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    3. Castiel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Suppose we can but hope!

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  10. Arse Craic
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Vorm outstanding..... I hope Hennessey injures himself for tomorrow.

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  11. Andy1
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Who is wildcarding?

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Over the last 2 seasons I seem to do better without it.

      Once I WC it goes downhill for 6 weeks!

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      1. Corrigan
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I am WCing my Uncle's team. Mainly to shift funds and get Drenthe, Bendtner etc.

        I hope I get it right for him!

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  12. dreamteam12
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP - 1 Assist or 2???

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      2

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    2. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      2

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      1. Corrigan
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        +6 juicy BPs.

        Why didn't I get him in for Sun at home?!

        Never mind.

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  13. Derailed Bandwagon
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    QPR: Kenny, Young, Gabbidon, Ferdinand, Traore, Mackie, Barton, Faurlin, Wright-Phillips, Bothroyd, Helguson.

    Subs: Murphy, Orr, Hill, Derry, Smith, Andrade, Puncheon.

    Man City: Hart, Richards, Savic, Lescott, Kolarov, Barry, Toure Yaya, Milner, Silva, Aguero, Dzeko.

    Subs: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Johnson, Nasri, Clichy, Toure, Balotelli.

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  14. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Fair play to the scout that found Michel Vorm......

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    1. abhi
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      reallyyy

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  15. SC not pearls before swine
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Captaincy Choices since week 6: RvP/VdV/RvP/RvP/VdV/RvP. I'm going to be sad when their glass legs explode...

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Those two Dutch men have saved my season.

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        They are my season.

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        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Link me.

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/427866/event-history/11/

            I've only actually had VDV for two weeks, so he doesn't really count.

            RVP is my season.

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            1. heartsattack
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              And mine. Had him since gameweek 4.

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      2. living the dream
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Here here

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  16. Danton
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Suarez, Bosingwa and Cabaye are begging to be subbed. Cabaye seems most obvious with possible injury and hard fixtures. Bosingwa might play (and score) in future, but CS's are a problem and his price is dropping. Suarez is a decent player and might well score in future games.

    Still, thinking of going
    Cabaye->Allen (hard fixture next, but need the money for Aguero)
    Suarez->Aguero

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    1. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'd ship out bosingwa and cabaye before suarez, I fancy him to score against chelsea's leaky defence. He's the sort of frustrating fantasy player that will get nothing against relegation strugglers then double figures against the top teams, especially as Liverpool always seem to to better against the big teams then come unstuck against the lesser ones.

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  17. Tomtwenty4
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Will nani get the assist for utd? Changed to him from welbeck on fpl

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  18. Feanor
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Yay, Silva is fit.

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  19. Derailed Bandwagon
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    49 points with: Begovic, Silva, VDV, Walters and Aguero to play + Bonus. Not bad. Aimin for 70 this week.

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  20. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Liverpool can't beat Sunderland, Norwich or Swansea at home...

    No chance of 4th imo.

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  21. CRAZY TRAIN
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone know how Jones did today? Got Bos sitting at 5.9 in sale value and 0.2 in the bank, so if I swap him for Jones I can not afford any price fluctuation or I’m fecked.

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  22. Bsal
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1821808/event-history/11/#
    lotss of bonus to come imo…missed with the captain

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  23. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Anticipating more Rooney price drops during the break but don't really care, he'll bounce back soon in a big way.

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    1. The Humungus
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Get rid and put more money in your midfield, Rooney is a lot of money sitting there doing nothing, and when he bounces back (which I'm sure he will) you would lose 1 or two gameweeks of good points. But with so many other good captains options you wouldn't lose any kind of advantage over anyone else. Ditch and buy him back when he scores two weeks in a row

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  24. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    City -3 goals.. Worth a punt??

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    1. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Odds?

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    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Lol what odds?

      QPR 1-3 City I reckon.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        1-1

        SWP screamer

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          i should add this is my hope rather than expectation..... i went 0-4 in work predictions 🙂

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    3. Oldman Unathletic
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      perhaps go for asian handicap -2 or even -1 as qpr have started pretty solidly

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      1. Oldman Unathletic
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        always find it difficult predicting the amount of goals being scored - only takes a few minutes to have your heart broken - fancy a city 2-0/2-1 win mate.

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  25. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Are Arsenal a one man team? My friend and I are discussing over it, he doesn't think they are.

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    1. Screaming Midget
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Well they have Ramsey and WIlshere too.

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    2. Bsal
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      i dont think they are...its just that at this point of tym rvp is getting lucky..lucky goals lucky assists damit..:0

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  26. Bsal
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.c.....story/11/#
    lotss of bonus to come imo…missed with the captain

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  27. Corrigan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    So Fat Frank goes and makes this game even tougher...

    *studies Chelsea's fixtures*

    RVP, VDV, Silva and Ag are all undroppable at the mo. Gonna have to leave some cash in that piggy bank when one of them has a rainy day...

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  28. Forest4Life
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    1st City
    2nd United
    3rd Spurs
    4th Arsenal
    5th Chelsea
    6th Liverpool
    7th Newcastle IMO

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    1. Rayne Wooney
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      City
      United
      Arsenal!!!
      Spurs/Chelsea
      Spurs/Chelsea
      Newcastle
      Liverlol

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    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I think Newcastle will finish above Liverpool.

      My top 4...

      United
      City
      Chelsea
      Spurs
      Arsenal
      Newcastle
      Liverpool

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        #maths

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        City
        Chelsea
        United
        Arsenal
        Spurs
        Liverpool

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    3. Oldman Unathletic
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      city
      utd
      chelsea
      spurs
      arsenal
      liverpool
      newcastle

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  29. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Come on AK, get me some serious points here fella.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Come on the Aguero injury!!!

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        That would also be nice.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Gutted we didn't score today

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          1. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            Struggled hard to get a stream for it, but from the twenty glitchy minutes I did catch it definitely seems like you deserved something from the game.

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            1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              hmmm seems you can't say s o p ca st on here as my post has disappeared. Anyway, you should have said, i had a good one for the whole game, just not in English

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  30. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Wish I could think of a sensible way to get Lamps into my team.

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