[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
5 November 2011 3162 comments
Mark Mark
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In the last twenty-five years, Sir Alex Ferguson has upset me on several occasions.

When Mark Robins stooped to head an FA Cup winner at Forest to save his job – that was one. All those “accusations” and mind games with Kevin Keegan – that wound me up a bit. That annoying clock-watching period on the sidelines. Every time he greets a goal with that “Dad dance” celebration of his – that kind of grates a bit too.

Today, on the day that the whole football world acknowledged his immense spell at the helm at Old Trafford, Sir Alex was at it again.

Having stuck my neck out to push forward Jonny Evans and David De Gea as prospects, Ferguson conspired to drop them both to the bench a week after keeping a clean sheet at Everton.

Who am I to question the logic of it all? The man is an undisputed football genius. After all this time, he’s also still bloody unpredictable.

The selection of Rio Ferdinand alongside Nemanja Vidic wouldn’t have been a surprise not so long ago. There’s little doubt that, when fit and at their best, that pairing are the first choice centre-backs. But, in a week where Ferguson had admitted Ferdinand has had to change his game to play a part in the United defence, it seemed likely that creaking Rio would be spared a second game in a week. Evans looked highly likely to start alongside the imperious Vidic.

Not so. Evans was benched – all those who invested in the Irishman were left frustrated and I’m left with Evans in our Scout Picks for two weeks; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.

Suddenly it seems Sir Alex is over his Evans blind spot. Maybe Mike Phelan has sat him down and taken him through some highlights. Even with a dodgy back and the tedious Twitter habbit, Rio’s the better bet.

We kind of knew that but, for a while, it seemed Sir Alex was happy to back Evans. Having seen the press make a meal of his comments on Ferdinand, however, it’s almost as if he stuck with Rio to make a statement. To keep us all guessing.

To compound my frustration, Ferguson rested David De Gea to the bench to confirm him as a rotation risk for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for that. By all means rest him before a Champions League game Sir Alex – that’s signposted, we can anticipate that. But rest him before a two-week international break? I can’t work with that – we need some logic to play with, otherwise this relationship is going nowhere. First you shift Wayne Rooney to midfield, now this debacle. We’d quite like to consider your players for our Fantasy teams this season, but if you’re going to act up, we’ll have to look elsewhere.

Honestly, how long does it take for these Premier League managers to work out that there’s Fantasy points and reputations at stake? Longer than twenty-five years, clearly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. 5teve8ould
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    If RvP retains that assist for the Vermaelen goal it is farcical. After all, it wasn't so long ago Adebayor was awarded an assist at St James Park for just as little.

    Gervinho step forward and claim your three points!

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    1. Cruicky
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yes, Adebayor did touch Parker's pass onto Defoe, even if unintentional.

      Haven't seen it, will watch MOTD tonight, sounds like a Gervinho assist on here though.

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        1. Somalion
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          Ye it's suspicious alright. RVP directed it at Vermaelan and Gervinho just kinda got in the way and tried to move.

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  2. A-Team
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    Damn you Arsene :(. Did you really need to give Arshavin a 10 minute run out?

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  3. Johnny Unitas
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    Ha! Go on QPR!

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  4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Thyroid goal

    Qpr 1-0

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Brilliant

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  5. don parcheesi
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    Goal - Bothroyd

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  6. Gaz Downright
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    get in!!!!

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  7. uratargetmarket
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    Barton assist?

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    1. Eoin
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      yuuuuuuup

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      1. uratargetmarket
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        YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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  8. tangtastic
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    Jay Boothroyd goal, Barton assist

    1-0 to QPR

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  9. don parcheesi
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    QPR are bossing this game. Good for them.

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  10. Somalion
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    Now it has to be Balotelli time 😛

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  11. Oldman Unathletic
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    QPR 1-0!!! Holy hell - what a crazy day this is turning out to be!

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  12. foolsgold
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    "; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt" - lol

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    1. Samwise the Brave
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      the made me laugh as well

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      1. Doc Graham
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        it still makes me laugh whenever i read it

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  13. Royal5
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    Poor defence by Richards. Again.

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Aguero looking poor

    Mancini warming up subs

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    1. Menly
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      If Aguero and dzeko both come off I will run greased up down the motorway all the way to Manchester singular bad 80s anthems

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  15. threeputt
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    Kurse of the Kolarov strikes again, fortunately i dont have him this season

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  16. Hate that rotation
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    If rvp(c) assist and nani assist goes, that could cost me a H2H match, -9.

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  17. Optimus.
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    sorry lost on end of last page

    if you had to rid of 1 of nani or mata who would you?

    mata is more assuerd of starting place

    nani plays 2 internationals could be rested after but has good fixtures

    or just sit tight wit them?

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    1. oomzee
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      united have great fixtures until janurary, i'd bear with.

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  18. DGno9
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    qpr are giving it their all!

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  19. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Should have been 2-0

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  20. AP
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    QPR merking City good and proper here.

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  21. living the dream
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    Torres, £50 million pound? unbeleivable Jeff

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    1. Somalion
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      Only realising this now? Living under a rock Jeff.

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      1. living the dream
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        Just lapping it up as a Liverpool fan Jeff

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        1. Somalion
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          Great plan although 35 million was a lot to spend on Carroll, Jeff.

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          1. living the dream
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            The less said about that the better :-).I see your not having a great season yourself Jeff

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            1. Somalion
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              😀 Not at all Jeff but it's all turning around slowly. Super Mario to score at least seven goals. Clutching at straws Jeff.

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        2. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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          I see Carroll banged in a few more goals, getting Liverpool more points.

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          1. Granville
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            Still in denial.

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    2. don parcheesi
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      great gravatar pic

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      1. living the dream
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        They have saved my season. Might have it tatooed on my arm :-). A dutch masterclass.

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  22. DV8R
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    So many people did Kompany -> Richards last week.

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    1. ssssshhh
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      The clever ones did Kompany to Jones. 😉

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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        14 years, 4 months ago

        The more clever ones had Jones already

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        1. ssssshhh
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          touché

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        2. Oliver Reed
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          lol @ more clever...

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          1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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            generally lol at YOU

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            1. Oliver Reed
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              i think you missed the point. To say 'more clever' is a contradiction in itself, being grammatically incorrect. But then someone with your intellect wouldn't realise that..

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                based on previous posts of your that I have read I would be quite confident in pitting my intelligence against yours. I will explain poetic license to you if needed

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                1. Oliver Reed
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                  *yours

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                  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    correct well done

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              2. Oi! Shadders!
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                It's neither a contradiction nor grammatically incorrect.

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        3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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          Link ur team then clever clogs

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          1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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            links have nothing to do with it

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            1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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              So I take it ur full of ****

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                no have had him for weeks. how you "take it" is of no concern to me

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          2. Oliver Reed
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            he won't link his team due to being on the sex offenders register. He is forbidden to be on a website like this where there are potentially under 16 year old boys around..

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            1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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              interesting non sequiter

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                ur

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              2. Oliver Reed
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                What is your previous username Aguerolicious..

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            2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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              Hadn't thought of that. I assumed he wouldn't link his team coz he was sh ite at the game just liked saying things in hindsight

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                14 years, 4 months ago

                do you really think that being "good" at this game is really a function of intelligence? come on dude!!!!

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                1. Oliver Reed
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                  Yeah come on Dude...lol, twat..

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                  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    the word "twat" really does reflect your true capacity to express yourself. grow up dude

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                2. Oliver Reed
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                  you actually sound camp when you type, something your not telling us..x

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                  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    you reveal much about yourself in the things you say. did you know that? this is a theme with you. come out, come out, wherever you are

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                3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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                  Where have I mentioned intelligence? U c*ck... Seriously what is this obsession you have with trying to prove u r clever. All I'm saying is I'm sick if you saying should of would of could of... I DID. But never linking ur team. The assumption I cone 302 is ur full of sh* t

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                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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                    * of u saying

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                  2. Oliver Reed
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                    hes all yours John i'm off out. Aguerolicious you are a nob head of the highest calibre..

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                  3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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                    * come to.. Lol at autocorrect on ipad

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                  4. UnderstandablyDistraught
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                    I dont link my team because I value my privacy online. What you do is up to you. Again, what you think is of no concern to me

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                  5. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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                    Ur boring me mate...

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                  6. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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                    Did I just say mate... I meant c*ck

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  23. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    'Taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.'

    Take a bow, son. Take a bow.

    😀

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  24. ssssshhh
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    What do you guys make of Suarez so far?

    Looking to transfer out Cabaye and possibly Suarez over the international break. I'm struggling to find any good striker/mid combos for under £16M?

    Already have VDV, Ramsey, RVP, Ade. Stick with him for a bit longer?

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    1. Kuqi Monster
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      I might get on the bendy bus

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      1. ssssshhh
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        tempting but then which mid for 9.5? no real value at the price and dont like sitting on 3M in in the bank.

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  25. Cruicky
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    Great save that from Hart but Helguson should have made it 2-0.

    Man City struggling with passing - Barry, Silva and Dzeko especially.

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  26. Hate that rotation
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    Lol there was a lot of bothroyd hate here two weeks ago. Now he is on fire (heskey fire not rvp fire). 🙂

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  27. 7thHeaven
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    how did united play today? is it worth it to invest in jones?

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  28. Oldman Unathletic
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    almost 2 for QPR! what a save from hart

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    1. Mulder
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      Great save, but couldn't have been more offside

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      1. Royal5
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        Makes it an even better save mate.

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  29. ash_24
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone who actually saw the United goal (by being at OT of course)... Will Nani keep his assist?

    From the comments at the time no one thought Nani would have it given.

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  30. Funkyav
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    should be 3-0

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