[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
5 November 2011 3162 comments
Mark Mark
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In the last twenty-five years, Sir Alex Ferguson has upset me on several occasions.

When Mark Robins stooped to head an FA Cup winner at Forest to save his job – that was one. All those “accusations” and mind games with Kevin Keegan – that wound me up a bit. That annoying clock-watching period on the sidelines. Every time he greets a goal with that “Dad dance” celebration of his – that kind of grates a bit too.

Today, on the day that the whole football world acknowledged his immense spell at the helm at Old Trafford, Sir Alex was at it again.

Having stuck my neck out to push forward Jonny Evans and David De Gea as prospects, Ferguson conspired to drop them both to the bench a week after keeping a clean sheet at Everton.

Who am I to question the logic of it all? The man is an undisputed football genius. After all this time, he’s also still bloody unpredictable.

The selection of Rio Ferdinand alongside Nemanja Vidic wouldn’t have been a surprise not so long ago. There’s little doubt that, when fit and at their best, that pairing are the first choice centre-backs. But, in a week where Ferguson had admitted Ferdinand has had to change his game to play a part in the United defence, it seemed likely that creaking Rio would be spared a second game in a week. Evans looked highly likely to start alongside the imperious Vidic.

Not so. Evans was benched – all those who invested in the Irishman were left frustrated and I’m left with Evans in our Scout Picks for two weeks; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.

Suddenly it seems Sir Alex is over his Evans blind spot. Maybe Mike Phelan has sat him down and taken him through some highlights. Even with a dodgy back and the tedious Twitter habbit, Rio’s the better bet.

We kind of knew that but, for a while, it seemed Sir Alex was happy to back Evans. Having seen the press make a meal of his comments on Ferdinand, however, it’s almost as if he stuck with Rio to make a statement. To keep us all guessing.

To compound my frustration, Ferguson rested David De Gea to the bench to confirm him as a rotation risk for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for that. By all means rest him before a Champions League game Sir Alex – that’s signposted, we can anticipate that. But rest him before a two-week international break? I can’t work with that – we need some logic to play with, otherwise this relationship is going nowhere. First you shift Wayne Rooney to midfield, now this debacle. We’d quite like to consider your players for our Fantasy teams this season, but if you’re going to act up, we’ll have to look elsewhere.

Honestly, how long does it take for these Premier League managers to work out that there’s Fantasy points and reputations at stake? Longer than twenty-five years, clearly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    Silva trying to make up for me bringing in De Gea and Evans, always nice to see a goal for one of my midfield.

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      That's Mark's fault you got them in as fergie would say "no question about that".

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  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Silva goal

    Dzeko assist

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  3. sambyy
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    That's brilliant

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  4. Oldman Unathletic
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    what a goal silva!!

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  5. Red_mist
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    AS long as you have Silva,VDV and VP in your team you will saved from the blushes.

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  6. 88mph
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    Man City fans 'doing the Poznan' = worst celebration since football's been televised

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    1. Salah’s Sonnet
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      Its dreadful aint it, id rather them all pull moony's thatn that crap 🙂

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      1. Salah’s Sonnet
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        than*

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        1. Shipstontrev
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          is that blue moonies? 😉

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  7. SPorting
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    SILVA linings!

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  8. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    Get in there silva

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  9. Royal5
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    SILVER!

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    1. The Bandit
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      Pure Gold! 😉

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  10. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Silva goal...but we all have him don't we??
    Dzeko assist damn it, that guy is the bane of my season

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    1. Royal5
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      Rival got Nasri 😀

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  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Dzeko nearly 3

    City running riot now

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  12. applebonkers
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    FFS should have gone ahead with dzeko for ade

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  13. Andy
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    What an utterly lovely goal.

    Lovely sounds like such a small word but I mean it to be so much more.

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    1. SPorting
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      f*cking lovely?

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  14. Qubit
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    dzeko again? FFS.

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  15. Elfozzie 42
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    Arse, yet again Silva proves to be worth his weight in gold and my decision not to get him in looks increasingly foolish.

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  16. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Could have got Dzeko, could have got Gabby, no I went with The mighty Doyle!!

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    1. Lloyd Xmas
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      Doylem
      Sorry couldn't resist

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Oh well could get a hatrick vs Wigan??

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    2. Granville
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      We're H2H this gameweek. You're no cesc no drogs right?

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  17. rohan
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    c'mon aguero... silva has made me proud... your turn

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  18. VarunK
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    Silva scores.

    Who gives a shit we all have him 🙁

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    1. applebonkers
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      wrong smiley, please use this 😐

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    2. Smarty Pants
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      Well, 56.5% of teams don't have him, I guess their managers are not very happy right now. But it's not very delightful for those who have him either, because 43.5% is a lot. As a result, no one is really happy. That's why I don't like good players with big ownerships, they make this game boring and depressing.

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    3. jfr
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      this

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  19. Funkyav
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    i had a cheeky couple of quid on city to win 5-1 at 48/1. Come on City!

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  20. Red_mist
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    I'm going to dump Suarez for Dzeko .He looks like he is going to finish the season as the second best striker behind Persie irrespective of him being a rotation threat.

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    1. Qubit
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      i keep thinking this. But then i remind myself what happend the last time i got him in: 8 points in 4 weeks thats what.

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      1. Red_mist
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        Just check out the score chart and you will find Dzeko jut behind Persie irrespective of your irrefutable claims.

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  21. applebonkers
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    silva goal, dzeko assist, aguero shot off target. horror 3 minutes

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  22. Elfozzie 42
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    2 goals, not a sniff from Aguero - and the day had been going so well too!!

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  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Nearly another dzeko goal. Great save by kenny

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  24. Lloyd Xmas
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    Come on Kun,your turn to step up

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  25. Manani
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    is changing augero to dzeko a good idea? need some budget to strengthen my other striker (graham) or my midfield (petrov)

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    1. Pat Mustard
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      Nooo knee jerk at it's best

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      1. Manani
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        don't understand.

        since it is very common that dzeko and augero have the same points (or even higher than kun)
        why changing to dzeko and sparing 3m is not a good idea?

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    2. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      4 of their next 5 games are tough... I plan to have just Silva.

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Tough call but I'm thinking the same thing

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      1. Manani
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        i have wanted to do this change for some time, but the VDV hype last week made me delay this plan.

        and do we get 2 FT in int. break?

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  26. OPTA FPL
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    yes!!

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  27. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    Mata + Nani OUT for Lampard + Drenthe.. Yes or No.

    Nani.. United will play 4 away in the next 6. Nani also looked out of form and would play two important international games during the break. He could be easily rested after the break. Drenthe looked dangerous and is now on corner. Everton will have easy 4 games in the next 5.

    Mata.. He's a good choice but Lampard seems to always outscore him. Lamp is also on pen, free-kick, and corner.

    Let me have some of your opinions please. Thank you.

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Any idea of drenthe ppi?

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        From last match, I don't know. But he's almost the highest of Everton despite less minutes played.

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Not for me, Utd might have a few away games but still great fixtures. Lamps will score better than Mata, but over 2m more?

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      1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        If Lampard keeps scoring, taking corner and free-kick, could it be worth 2m more?

        Lampard : Played 10 games, 855 mins, 1 subbed out
        Mata : Played 9 games, 607 mins, 7 subbed out

        Lampard : 6 goals, 4 assists, 7 pts bonus, 6.7 ppg
        Mata : 2 goals, 4 assists, 0 pts bonus, 4.3 ppg

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    3. dylan
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      yes

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  28. applebonkers
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    aguero having a PPI mare here

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Great news. Praying he doesn't grab a goal/assist in the last half hour.

      Balotelli coming on for him would help!

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  29. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    So how many people captained aguero over rvp?

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  30. rohan
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    another 10 mins and aguero is getting subbed for balotelli

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Johnson but just as good!

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