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29 February 2012 1457 comments
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Yesterday’s confirmation of a double gameweek 28 for both Liverpool and Everton has had a significant effect on the Watchlist rankings. The red half of Merseyside, in particular, looks primed for investment, given their subsequent schedule over the next couple of months. The rankings have now been fully updated to reflect form and the fixture list and, as always, you’ll find them in your right-hand sidebar. Read on for a summary of the key movements and factors at play…

Goalkeepers

The keeper situation always presents a conundrum for Fantasy managers, with Tim Krul and Michel Vorm established in so many squads. Fulham’s Mark Schwarzer climbs to our top spot to offer the strongest alternative over the forthcoming Gameweeks; he works well with either Krul or Vorm over the next few fixtures and offers cover of a Fulham back four handed a favourable run of opponents.

Villa’s Shay Given and Blackburn’s Paul Robinson also have fixtures in their favour, while Bolton’s Adam Bogdan is undoubtedly the most intriguing budget option on offer. Outstanding fixtures in the coming month are balanced by a doubt over his starting role, however, with Owen Coyle threatening to reinstate Jussi Jaaskelainen. Should Bogdan hold his start, at 4.0, he clearly presents a strong option as a partner to a mid-price option in our squads.

Norwich’s John Ruddy is also a possibility. The Canaries had recorded back-to-back home clean sheets prior to last week’s Carrow Road loss to United but, with Wigan and Wolves paying visit in the next four, Ruddy has the potential to return the points.

Defenders

Vincent Kompany’s position at the top of our rankings is surely not in question. He’s now clearly emerged as the most secure option in a City back four that has kept four clean sheets in their last six league matches. While Joleon Lescott is an alternative, he could see eventual rotation with Kolo Toure; Micah Richards has given way to Pablo Zabaleta in the last two league outings.

Jonny Evans is another player who surely has little to prove to Fantasy managers. Now established in United’s back four and clearly favoured by Sir Alex Ferguson, at 4.5 he demands selection given the run of fixtures ahead.

While Ryan Taylor holds third, his grip could be tenuous should his starting role come under threat, paving the way for Danny Simpson to surpass him as the preferred option in Alan Pardew’s defence. Fulham’s rearguard, with Stephen Kelly the obvious budget option, should be well fancied given their schedule. John Arne-Riise and Brede Hangeland are the other, more expensive and potentially profitable options to consider here, if there are funds available.

Liverpool’s Martin Skrtel comes into our top five as a result of Liverpool’s double fixtures in Gameweek 28 – the Slovakian centre-back is showing strong form with a substantial threat from Liverpool’s set-pieces. That’s enough to see him rank higher than the previously well-fancied Jose Enrique, although both look decent propositions given the schedule ahead.

Everton’s Leighton Baines is another to benefit from the Gameweek 28 double, although his encounters with Spurs and Liverpool seem unlikely to offer defensive returns. Baines’ set-piece role has been reduced by the presence of Royston Drenthe in the Everton starting XI and with Steven Pienaar unavailable against parent club Spurs, the Dutchman will likely start that first fixture. Baines is, nonetheless, a potent attacking threat down the left-flank and represents a handy differential for those with defensive funds available.

Further down the defensive rankings, the likes of David Wheater and Scott Dann present the best options in the Bolton and Blackburn defences respectively, offering goal threat from set-pieces to accompany fixtures that hand the possibility of budget clean sheets.

Midfield

This is one area of our teams ripe for a shake-up. The form of Stephane Sessegnon and Clint Dempsey – formerly mainstays and established members of our top five in the Watchlist, is now under scrutiny. Dempsey has returned just one assist in his last three, with evidence of a reduced goal threat, while Sessegnon has stuttered somewhat, with question marks raised by the drubbing at the hands of West Brom last time out. Both will likely need to produce this weekend to ensure that they postpone a trend of sales.

Around them, City’s David Silva and Tottenham’s Gareth Bale remain solid – their position in our squads strengthened by price rises that will likely see them held through any dips in form. An assist apiece at the weekend, the duo remain atop the Watchlist rankings while form continues to simmer.

There are likely to be two or three spots in our midfield up for grabs, then, with a raft of intriguing options available to help shake things up. Juan Mata is still the safe option – like Silva, he has a degree of consistency with regular assists remaining his main source of income. Fixtures are a mixed bag for the Spaniard, with a potential blank Gameweek to come should Chelsea see off Birmingham in next week’s FA Cup replay.

Yaya Toure offers the potential to double up on the City midfield, although he seems better suited as a cheaper replacement for his Spanish team-mate, for those brave enough to turn their back on Silva’s steady stream of points. Arsenal’s Theo Walcott is perhaps a more intriguing option in the same bracket, although with Robin Van Persie installed, again there’s a sniff of overkill here.

With Antonio Valencia’s fitness still a concern, budget alternatives might just be the way to seek the differential- West Brom’s James Morrison and Bolton’s loan star Ryo Miyaichi present the two most palatable options. Morrison’s form is undeniable, while Miyaichi has fixtures that should give him the platform to demonstrate his talents in the weeks to come.

Forwards

With Robin Van Persie yet again demonstrating his consistency with a goal and assist return in the win over Spurs, there can be little debate as to his place at the top of the rankings, despite the charge from Wayne Rooney and Luis Suarez, with fixtures in their favour.

Both Rooney and Suarez are climbers and remain firmly in our thoughts for the month ahead. The latter has newly emerged as a consideration following the announcement of Liverpool’s double Gameweek, of course, but, like Rooney, Suarez enjoys encouraging fixtures through March and April that promise to see the pair enjoy increased profits.

For now, both Sergio Aguero and Demba Ba hold that pair off, although there’s little doubt that we’ll see Aguero drop as City’s fixtures hand them tough trips to Swansea and Stoke in the short-term. We know all about the Argentine’s form on the road and with Rooney and Suarez facing more favourable schedules, Aguero looks set for heavy sales following this weekend’s meet with Bolton.

There are credible options outside of this group of five for those Fantasy managers looking to mix it up. Peter Odemwingie carries outstanding form into meetings with Chelsea and United before his schedule improves, while Blackburn’s Yakubu has the opportunity to boost his goal tally with obliging home games that could yet lift Rovers out of the relegation mire.

Grant Holt is your budget option, meanwhile – with strong form and a run of decent fixtures, Holt looks to have cemented his starting role in Paul Lambert’s side, with Steve Morison seemingly out of favour. The Canaries skipper is on spot-kicks and already has the ten goals this season we predicted in our pre-season projections; we’ve more on him in a full Watchlist article to come.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Elwood
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Is Senderos going to stay as a first choice in the Fulham defense?

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    1. Ryan
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Na he is and always will be a rotation threat. If Kelly wasn't a doubt then he would be the better choice

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  2. Mihai Roman
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Surely Richards will play this GW after Zabaleta played the full ninety minutes yesterday for Argentina and last week too, right?

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    1. nevercaptorres
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      hope so fs

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    2. Ryan
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      I really hope so. Surely he must play this time around

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    3. Willis.
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      as sure as sun will explode tomorrow what?

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    4. 42 Rules
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      he is defo NOT an international full back after going to the game last night.

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  3. nevercaptorres
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    hey lads help me out 4 next 2game wk have 2free tran o.2 in bank my team cheers

    vorm\mignolet
    richards evans bae simpson taylor
    silva dempsey bale sess surman
    rvp aguero ba
    what you do ???

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    1. DanwiseTheBrave
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      GW 28: Bale, Aguero > Valencia, Rooney?

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      1. nevercaptorres
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        thinking sess taylor to mc clean enrique
        then dempsey aguero to adam rooney 4pt hit dgw sound gud ??

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        1. tw
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          i'd take valencia over adam

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  4. DanwiseTheBrave
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    Ok, tricksy one...

    Vorm, Ruddy,
    Raylor, Kompany, Enrique, Simpson, Evans
    Silva, Dempsey, Sess, Sinclair, Gomez
    RVP, Aguero, Ba

    0.0 in the bank and 2FT

    Ideally I would like to free up some funds with 1 transfer this week in order to do:

    GW28: Sess, Aguero > Valencia, Rooney

    At the moment that would require 1.9 for me, the only way I can think of to do that is do downgrade Sinclair to a

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    1. Elwood
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Sinclair to Tiote?

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      1. Willis.
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        cheeky tiote

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        1. DanwiseTheBrave
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Too many New, would have to get rid of Simpson or Raylor then...

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    2. nevercaptorres
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      im thinking sess to mc clean to free up some not sure do ahh

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    1. udit
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      πŸ˜†

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    2. CatMac
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      That's some freaking bad luck !!

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      1. udit
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        And some truly horrendous keeping.

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  5. Arselona
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Bench Evans or Caulker?

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    1. Always (C)ane
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Evans

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  6. CatMac
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Morning all

    Any Scouts around? Any idea on when the members ticker is going to be updated? I know the side bar one has been done but I could do with the members one showing the wk 29 games as well.

    Ta.

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    1. udit
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      You're a member? Nice, join the member's league then as well πŸ™‚

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      1. CatMac
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        Am I not too late for that Udit?

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        1. udit
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Course not, it's a classic league.

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          1. CatMac
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            Oh ok, I'll join. Do you know the code?

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            1. udit
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              I know it, but I don't think I can type it out, cause it's only for members, click on the news tab in the members section, you'll get it from there.

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              1. CatMac
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                Ok cheers Udit. I thought I'd missed the boat on that one.

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              2. CatMac
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                Done, thanks πŸ™‚

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  7. Madridista
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    Suarez or Pogreb?

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    1. udit
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      For next week?Suarez.

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      1. Nomar
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        Not just for next week either, I'd say.

        Liverpool have nice fixtures coming up now so, as long as you can put up with his misses, then Suarez should score well.

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        1. udit
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          His shots off target count is huge, waste of money Imo. Doesn't even score that much.

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          1. Nomar
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            Yes, but he gets his fair share of assists.

            Personally, I would leave both of them alone. But of the two if I had to choose then it would be Suarez.

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            1. udit
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              14 years, 1 month ago

              3 assists in 20 games? Hardly a fair share πŸ™‚

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  8. Philman
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    Is it just me, or are the results and draw for the Paddy Power Cup a bit late this week?

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  9. Jinswick
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    From next week on, which trio is best?

    a) Friedel, Gerrard & Ba
    b) Mignolet, Nani & Suarez

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    1. nevercaptorres
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      b

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    2. Philman
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      B for me.

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    3. Dave Bauer
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      If Gerrard is fit, I'd go A.

      But I don't love either of them to be honest.

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    4. Nomar
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      B, in my opinion.

      Don't trust Gerrard to come through a dgw without some kind of injury.

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      1. Christina.
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        He came off after 32 min last night.

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    5. nevercaptorres
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      look at my team above plz

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    6. tw
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      can you do friedel nani ba? and maybe even replace nani with valencia if fit

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      1. Jinswick
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        Yep, that's doable. Would mean no attacking LIV coverage though.

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        1. tw
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/_/league/eng.1/english-premier-league?cc=5901

          scroll to the bottom. they've scored just 29 goals this season and have failed to score 8 times

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          1. tw
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            plus united have very nice fixtures starting next week and will score quite a lot more than pool. and pool don't even have the easiest fixtures for the dgw. not super hard but not too easy either...

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            1. Jinswick
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              I have my WC to use next week so can hopefully get both – see my last post below – any thoughts?

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        2. Nomar
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Don't think its that good a dgw anyway, to be honest with you. Too many attacking players from both sides are prone to rotation or injury.

          The only nailed on ones are the defenders, but not sure they'll get cleanies.

          I reckon stocking up on Man Utd players might be a better move for GW29 theres of the dgw. Maybe just get Enrique or Suarez and leave it at that.

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          1. Jinswick
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            I have my WC to use next week so can hopefully do both - see my last post below - any thoughts?

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    7. udit
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      B anyday

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  10. Dave Bauer
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Can someone just confirm I'm getting this right and not making a terrible mistake?

    As of right now, all GW29 games are on as normal in gameweek 29. The one which could still drop out is Man City v Chelsea, but even then that will probably just be moved to the following midweek and thus remain in GW29.

    About right?

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    1. Philman
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      That is how I see it, hence I plan to WC in GW28.

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      1. Loooser
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        much ado about nothing. So much discussion during last 2 weeks about GW29..... everything remains same.....

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose ... πŸ˜‰

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          1. Loooser
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            C'est vrai. D'accord.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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              πŸ˜€

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    2. Mr Sarcastic
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      I just checked Chelsea's fixtures and it goes like this (I think) if they go trough FA cup next round.

      3.3. wba
      6.3. bir
      10.3. STO
      14.3. NAPOLI
      18.3. FA CUP
      21.3. citeh???
      24.3. TOT

      So I think IF chelsea go out of CL and IF they get to decide the date, it definetely won't be 21.3., midweek just after FA cup and just before london derby.
      But how much their opinnion is worth, I have no clue.

      Can someone else do this for citeh please πŸ™‚

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  11. Jinswick
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Posted this before, but figured it might help to know the rest of the team as well - fill in the XXX for my GW28 WC team....

    XXX, Bogdan
    Skrtel, Enrique, JEvans, Kelly, Caulker
    XXX, Dempsey, Walcott, Pilkington, Mclean
    RVP, Rooney, XXX

    a) Mignolet, Nani, Suarez
    b) Friedel, Gerrard, Ba (Gerrard -> Nani likely in GW29)
    c) Friedel, Nani, Ba

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      c), imo.

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    2. udit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      She

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      1. Jinswick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        You don't reckon Gerrard's worth a 1 week gamble for the DGW if he's fit, then -> Nani in GW29?

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        1. udit
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Nani vs WBA or Gerrard Vs sun,EVE? It's a toughie, but I'd go for Nani.

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          1. Jinswick
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            I think Gerrard has to be a fairly comfortable favourite there

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          2. 42 Rules
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            Went to the game last night - Gerrard looks off the pace plus a tight hamstring issue, only benefit he's on pens.

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    3. tw
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      i'd have to say c.

      no city or newcastle defense though? and no bale or silva? interesting team. like that you're going against the grain

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  12. udit
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Dempsey or aguero for captain this week?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Aguero ...

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      1. udit
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        That's who I have it on, but DD who I'm facing away in the europa league will almost certainly (C) him as well, hence my predicament.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          Have you any Spurs?

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Bale.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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              Captain. πŸ™‚

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                Lol, No

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            2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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              BOL 644
              WOL 241
              MUN 2

              πŸ˜‰

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              1. udit
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                14 years, 1 month ago

                I thought you waz a United fan.

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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                  West Ham, obviously. πŸ˜›

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                  1. udit
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                    14 years, 1 month ago

                    After West ham and everton.

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                  2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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                    Doesn't interfere with my captain's choices ... πŸ˜›

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                  3. udit
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                    No wonder we both are doing so badly 😐

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    2. Philman
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      I am very tempted to go Dempsey, but will probably bottle it and go Aguero.

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    3. Hay Number 2
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      My thoughts too....currently it's on Aguero!

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  13. @FuzzyWarbles
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    apparently on 6/2/2040, at approximately 18:54 GMT, there is a 1 in 625 chance that a sizable asteroid will impact the planet earth.

    Good. I need something to panic about if the Mayans get it wrong.

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    1. udit
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Where will that sizable asteroid land?

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      1. @FuzzyWarbles
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        i say let it hit the moon, im ready to go tide-less. πŸ™‚

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        Heathrow, with any luck!

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        1. udit
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Oof why? When I went there I thought it's a decent airport. A bit long and cumbersome but decent

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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            I'm on the East side of London ...

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            1. udit
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              I see Not quite sure what that means πŸ˜›

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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                Heathrow is far to the West ...

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                1. udit
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                  Aha, I get it now πŸ™‚

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                2. CatMac
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                  Yep, 2 hrs to Heathrow for me, but about 5 1/2 hrs to Gatwick which usually means an overnight stay!

                  Does it mean M25 for you Doos?

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                  1. udit
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                    14 years, 1 month ago

                    Wait you live in Britain? 😯 I thought you live in Zambia. 😐

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                  2. CatMac
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                    I grew up in Zambia, but live in South Wales now for my sins.

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                  3. udit
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                    I see πŸ™‚

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          2. CatMac
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            Better than Gatwick any day imo. That's so far away from everything.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              Speak for yourself ... πŸ™‚

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    2. Hay Number 2
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      My friend was talking about that last night.

      Although surly with advances in Physics/Maths they should be able to map it's course more effectively then that!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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        I'm pretty surly about scientists too! πŸ˜‰

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      2. @FuzzyWarbles
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        Surely you can come up with a way to stop it Doc!!!!

        1.21 gigawatts is child's play

        we need 1 BILLION gigawatts. or approximately 840,000,000 bolts of lighting hitting 840,000,000 clock towers at precisely the same time. if we could somehow harness that energy, while letting the Delorean achieve 88 mph, then ask bruce willis to drill a hole in the asteroid, i think we can save humanity.

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        1. udit
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          Lol What?

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          1. @FuzzyWarbles
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            its high-tech stuff Udit. but it will all make sense someday.

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        2. Hay Number 2
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          Great Scott you are right!

          I can convert my failed mind reader device into harnessing all the earths electrical currents and re-direct it using my thought patterns at the asteroid. I mean it could open a black hole and alter the Space time continuum but what other choices do we have.

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          1. @FuzzyWarbles
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            ok, seeing as how the the world may blow up in 2040 Doc, can you PLEASE let me use that Grey's Sports Almanac now? What's the point of ethics if we may all cease to exist. I promise to build a much classier casino than "Biff's". If you dont let me, i will call Animal Protective Services on your dog Einstein. How dare you leave him unattended with that malfunctioning automatic dog food dispenser?

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            1. CatMac
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              Yeah, but if the Mayans are right, we wont be here to solve the problem anyway πŸ™‚

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              1. udit
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                Speak for yourself, i'll be visiting the. Moon at that time.

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            2. Hay Number 2
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              In the name of Sir Isaac H Newton

              Einy was perfectly fine....he's perfectly self sufficient.

              This demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out. I did not build a time machine for personal gain.

              This time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women

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              1. @FuzzyWarbles
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                is it true you patented the Fleshlight?

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          2. udit
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Open a black hole!?

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            1. @FuzzyWarbles
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              no we land on the asteroid as it approaches us with scientists and professional oil drillers. we then drill deep into the asteroid and plant a giant nuclear bomb that will detonate in time to not impact the earth.

              Simplez

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              1. udit
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                Atom bombs are so 1944, it's the. Hydrogen bomb now.

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    3. udit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      2040? Well at least Doosra doesn't need to worry about it πŸ˜›

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Correct. I will be 85, if still alive.

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        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Bloody kids.

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  14. nevercaptorres
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    hey i have 2 free tran if i only use one this wk will i have 2 the nex wk ?????

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Only if you are very good ...

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      1. nevercaptorres
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        oo deadly boy lol on 1440 pts ;( sure it does just want to be 100%

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          Then you will! πŸ™‚

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Are you sure? I thought only if you have 1576 points do you get an extra FT. πŸ˜•

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    2. Loooser
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      if you buy a beer for all posters here, then yes. πŸ™‚

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        London Pride for me, please.

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    3. @FuzzyWarbles
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      give me one and i will let you have two next week. fair?

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      1. nevercaptorres
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        lol no prob beers all round if aguero gets 3 and richards plays πŸ˜‰

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    4. tw
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      if you send me a blank check in the mail then yes πŸ˜€

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      1. nevercaptorres
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        na just send u my credit card num im sound like that lol

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          alright. well then you will get 2 transfers next week πŸ˜€

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      2. Hay Number 2
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        It's cheque dude......don't be American πŸ˜‰

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          lol. but i am american πŸ˜€

          though i do prefer the british spelling of theatre πŸ˜€

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          1. Hay Number 2
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            Ha ha....oops!! How dare I mock thee!

            Carry on! πŸ˜‰

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        2. @FuzzyWarbles
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 1 month ago

          You are American Doc!!! I see you right there, though if the timeline of the story remains intact, you may have come from Germany right after WWII, settling into Hill Valley in the mid to late 40's. that would have given you enough time to master the local dialect and assimilate without too much skepticism. Thats right Doc. I know your secret. You are a Nazi! And you built a Time Travelling HitlerMobile!!!

          ok thats enough back to the future for one day. thank you for letting me kill 10 minutes at work!

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          1. Hay Number 2
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            ditto πŸ˜‰

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          2. tw
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 1 month ago

            sorry mate but i didnt get the reference or follow that....

            no prob! btw congrats on the new job! though you will be dearly missed in the dead zone

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            1. @FuzzyWarbles
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 1 month ago

              my replacement was supposed to be here during this shift to be trained, and didnt show up. so the move may be delayed. so awkward if im still around next week 😳

              its all Back to the Future references. A movie i have probably seen 225 times. conservative estimate. it was just one of those pinnacle films of my youth. was on cable every damn day for about 10 years. πŸ™‚

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              1. tw
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 1 month ago

                ohh... thats unfortunate. though perhaps fortunate for us dead zoners as you make it a little less dead πŸ˜€

                ohh ok i gotcha. ive only seen like half of the first movie so that probably explains why i was confused...

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    5. Loooser
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      it seems that we found some fun, in these dark days......

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  15. nevercaptorres
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    irish here, so yea will have 2 tran then??

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    1. Loooser
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      I will explain it how it works.
      There is so-called 'Board of posters'. They decide every Friday before noon (around 9 o'clock) who will have how many transfers next week.So you have time till today evening to send your request (as you did).

      We have been of course kidding with buying a beer and sending a cheque/check (donotbe silly, how can you buy us a London Pride, if we will never meet). But the rest is a fact.

      So tomorrow arround 10 AM you can expect an answer to your request. Make sure you will be on this website, otherwise someone else will receive your transfer.

      All clear?

      For more details ask scouts or more regular posters.

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  16. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Just watched the Chelsea Vs Bolton highlights.
    Miyachi & Lampard were the best players.
    If only Miyachi were in a better team I would have surely got him.

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    1. @FuzzyWarbles
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      please dont hype Ryonaldo. I dont want anyone on the bandwagon. πŸ˜‰

      i want to be showered with "you were rights" in a few weeks. keep everyone skeptical. πŸ˜‰

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      1. HappyAnkit
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        Ok.
        Miyachi was the worst player.

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  17. Fratboy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    New Post Guys

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  18. Hay Number 2
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Grrr....why does work always get in the way of my fun on here.

    Off to a meeting....see you in a couple of hours!

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  19. 42 Rules
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Hmm, x2 gameweek.

    After going to the England match last night, I might take a punt on Downing - he looked lively and could be a massive differential thingy. Yes I know he has not scored or assisted this year, but what better way to pop your cherry than in a x2 gameweek. At 7.7 almost a cheap 5th mid!

    On another matter, how on earth did Sturridge get MOM. Came on for Gerrard, went off later on - missed golden opportunity.... Snjider looked class - from what has happened at Inter this year - now would be good time for a 25m investment from some Premiership club.

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  20. 42 Rules
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Oh yes another thing - Hart really should have done better with that 3rd Dutch goal - maybe he was put off by the 4-5 pints of blood that Smalling stained the hollowed turf with !

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  21. The Nuttmxn
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Need Help with Team:

    Schwarzer Szczesny
    Simpson Shotten Bosingwa Senderos Richards
    Beausejour Cabaye Bale Demspey Silva
    Ba Aguero Sturridge

    So many players that may or may not play that I'm not sure on the best changes so any help welcome.

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  22. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 1 month ago

    Stamford Bridge Press Conference & Team News: March 1st

    The paperazzi gathered at the home of the Pride of London, hoping that a blushing Villas-Boas would address them. What was always a drowsy affair was now about to turn into a sizzling one. What stood in front of them? Whatever or whoever it was, their eyes popped out and the hands dropped down.

    The Chelsea Media Relations spoke first "Good afternoon ladies & gents! Presenting to you - Hitomi Tanaka. She shall now be addressing you in Japanese & I shall do the translation for you folks." One had to admire his ability to focus on the crowd rather than the newly appointed manager's prized possessions.

    Either way, I apologize that I have failed to fulfill my duties as your reporter. I had a complete blackout during the press as I was too immersed in what she was saying. However rumors suggests that a certain Icelander had a private meeting with her on the last night of February, before skipper John Terry had to step in. Only time will tell how much more player interest the manager will attract.

    "Up next is the other manager from Chelsea - Andre Villas Boas at 1245pm"

    AVB Live: http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LivePressConferences

    AVB Entrance Video: http://theuglydance.com/?v=qgahwbdsav

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