[sbu_large_image] Preamble
3 March 2012 1165 comments
Mark Mark
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Withdrawals, niggles, air miles and frustration – it’s been a torrid week for the Premier League boss and the anguish has been passed down to us Fantasy managers.

Countless names go into the weekend as doubts – either as a result of knocks sustained on international duty, or from being excused from the midweek friendlies clutching sick-notes. Then there’s the fatigue factor, those now worn out by the in-flight hospitality – late arrivals yet to be assessed by their clubs before seeing action.

As usual, our Saturday stroll has us turn to the press boys for clarity. If anyone can shed some light and unravel the mess it’s surely those who have the ear for the tormented club managers?

We have to start with the Gareth Bale hamstring – a source of much speculation earlier the week, fuelled by an “exclusive” that stated that the Welshman had missed Gary Speed’s emotional memorial match with Costa Rica due to a grade one tear – a claim laughed off by Harry Redknapp on Friday. Both the Daily Mail and The Times jumped on the story – both now have Bale in their lineups for Sunday’s lip-smacker with United. The Bale scenario, more than any other, summed up our plight this week.

Every single one of our press sources this morning – The Independent, The Sun, The Telegraph and The Guardian included, start with Bale in their lineup. There seems little doubt he’ll line up against United – whether that will lead to profit for Fantasy managers is up for debate. Having seen the goals flow in the “big clashes” this season, Sunday’s game certainly has the talent on show to maintain the trend.

The United lineup in opposition present an interesting puzzle – logic and the pattern of previous games would suggest that Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes will feature having scored the vital goals at Norwich. The Times go with Giggs out wide with no place for Ashley Young, while the Telegraph go for both veterans – again at the expense of Young on the flank. The Mail, however, have no place for Giggs and keep Young and Nani out wide with Scholes in midfield – The Sun also opt for this configuration. There’s clearly a split amongst the press – an indecision that also applies to Rooney’s partner up front, with both Javier Hernandez and Danny Welbeck tipped to start across the papers. Given that the Mexican played his midweek match in the States, there’s every chance that Welbeck, who saw action at Wembley, will get the nod.

Shifting back to those with injury doubts hanging over them – most are in agreement that Papiss Cisse will line up for Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby on Sunday. Only the Daily Mail dare to suggest he’ll miss out – opting to select Shola Ameobi – another doubt through illness – alongside Demba Ba. Intriguingly, an article this morning quotes Pardew, indicating that Ameobi is in his thoughts. Although this quote strongly hints that Ameobi, along with Ben Arfa, will figure from the bench…

“Significantly, we’ve got good players waiting to get into this team who are in good form on the training ground. Ben Arfa, Obertan, Shola – this could be a game for the bench.”

Rinsing through the papers, it’s The Mail that are the real mavericks this weekend – in addition to the daring Amoebi claim, they stand with The Sun in suggesting that Roberto Mancini will start Edin Dzeko up front with Sergio Aguero – all the others opt for Mario Balotelli alongside the Argentine. Reports this morning of an errant night on the tiles may not work in Balotelli’s favour, although, the very same article picks out a prime quote from Mancini on Balotelli’s role for City from Friday’s press conference…

“We hope that he will play all the games to the end of the season for us.”

There’s a unanimous verdict on Stephane Sessegnon being available to Martin O’Neill at the Sports Direct Arena, despite failing to return from international duty with Benin on Friday – a report this morning reinforces the view that he’ll figure. The majority of the press also feel that Phil Bardsley will shake off a calf injury to start at right-back on Sunday – only the Guardian are as cautious as us with that one, suggesting that Matt Kilgallon will be called into the defence in the absence of Bardsley.

With Robin Van Persie and Thomas Vermaelen widely tipped for today’s early kick-off, it seems that the only injury doubt really unfancied to play his part over the weekend is Steven Gerrard. The press are split on his involvement but The Sun and The Independent both feel that Jay Spearing will be called in to fill the void left by the limping Liverpool skipper.

We shouldn’t be surprised. It seems the majority of knocks and sudden strains are tipped to clear up, just in time for the stricken stars to resume action for their clubs. Patched up and slightly jaded, us Fantasy managers should nonetheless be optimistic that their squads will turn out and shake a fist of frustration that we’ve had to endure a week of uncertainty.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. johnbobman
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Unsure where to change my team this week:
    Vorm
    Kompany Cahill RTaylor
    Bale Sessegnon Dempsey(v) Silva
    RVP Aguero(c) Ba

    Sub: Ruddy JEvans Reocoker NTaylor

    Want Pogrebniak but I can't really swap him for anyone, even though I believe Ba is having a dry spell. Bit worried about my H2H opponent having Adebayor as Captain, no one else really shines out as good.

    P.S. Is every team now playing a game in Gameweek 29??

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  2. richie1000
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    any news on gerrard

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    1. Le Bluff
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Guess we'll find out very soon..

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  3. elkunaguero
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who's captaining Silva over Aguero?

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    1. Le Bluff
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Nah. Aguero (c), Silva (vc).

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    2. jumbokevin
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      I am

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  4. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who to captain of:
    1.Dempsey
    2.Agbonlahor(Funny Feeling Friday)

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    1. Le Bluff
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Demps.

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    2. Sleep Talk
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      You got in Agbon because of FFF? 😀

      Would still captain Dempsey. Enough gambling just getting him in, no reason to captain him as well..

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        Yes, since GW 16 FFF has produced the goods 5/6 times, + I am WC for GW 28.

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    3. Jukesy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      2

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    4. Mílanista
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      What was that attention seeking stuff about having sold Dempsey on the last page? You, sir, are an appalling liar!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        No - he is a good liar, because you believed him!!! 😉

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        1. Mílanista
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          Oi! Where do I suggest that I believed him?

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    5. Caine & Co.
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      you said you don't have dempsey anymore!

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  5. snowman
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    last one for my team, dempsey or silva for captain?

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    1. jumbokevin
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'm going with Silva

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    2. elkunaguero
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      do you have Kun?

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      1. snowman
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        nope

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        1. elkunaguero
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          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Silva

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  6. tbhogal
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    get Balotelli or make silva captain?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Silva

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    2. Le Bluff
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Captain Silva. Balo probably won't start.

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  7. Gregor
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone got todays cleen sheet odds please?

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    1. DLL18
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      They're on totalfpl

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      1. Gregor
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks.

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  8. samcro
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Dyer or McLean to start? First to 3 wins...

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    1. Le Bluff
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'm starting Mclean. Should be goals in that derby.

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  9. Kanus hat trick
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Is Pilk worth the extra £ over Surman?

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    1. Granville
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Yes he is.

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      1. Kanus hat trick
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        TY

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    2. HappyAnkit
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      I've gone with Surman to save cash.

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  10. Nibbsy
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Play Surman or McClean?

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  11. Littlebitwizardoföz
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Defenders: Kompany, Evans, Bae, Kelly + Caulker.......... Which 3 to start?

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    1. Le Bluff
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Kompany, Kelly and Caulker.

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      1. Littlebitwizardoföz
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        Had that but thinking of bae assist perhaps?

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  12. jumbokevin
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Choose 2 from the following to start:

    Simpson (Home against Sunderland)
    Taiwo (Home against Everton)
    Evans (Away against Tottenham)
    Assou-Ekotto (Home against Manu)

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    1. Le Bluff
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Simpson and Taiwo.

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  13. ClaireT
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Morning folks, please could someone RMT for this week? Would be much appreciated. I’ve been having some trouble deciding who to bench this week, and what order to put them in. Still don’t know if I’ve made the right choices, so an RMT would be much appreciated!

    Vorm
    Kompany, Taylor, Enrique
    Sessegnon, Dempsey (C), Toure, Bale
    Suarez, Ba, RVP (VC)

    Krul, Moses, Simpson, Evans

    Thanks in advance!

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  14. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    drink beer or wine today?

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      beer

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    2. Gigging Order
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Beer.

      First to three wins?

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    3. Sleep Talk
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Beer.

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Wine. A table without wine is like a day with no sunshine.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        now im all confused and i dont want to mix the grain and the grape

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  15. Screaming Midget
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Previous 7 scores in the derby:

    Sunderland 0 - 1 Newcastle United
    Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle United
    Newcastle United 5 - 1 Sunderland
    Newcastle United 1 - 1 Sunderland
    Sunderland 2 - 1 Newcastle United
    Newcastle United 2 - 0 Sunderland
    Sunderland 1 - 1 Newcastle United

    Not looking good for a Mig cleansheet, but I'm playing Simpson - wondering whether to chance Mig over Krul and have 2 chances of a CS rather than eggs in basket?

    Which would you do?
    A: Leave it as it is: Krul + Simpson
    B: Play Mig and Simpson
    C: Play Krul and start Caulker (Wigan) / Taiwo (EVERTON) ahead of Simpson

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    1. BOOM XHAKALACA
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      C with Caulker

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  16. Dynamic
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who to play and put 1st and 2nd sub from; Caulker, Simpson, Senderos,

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Caulker.........Senderos, Simpson

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  17. @FuzzyWarbles
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Sunderland Echo reports this morning-

    "Sunderland’s Stephane Sessegnon is slightly delayed, but fit"

    confidence?

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    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'm confident he'll start. O'Neill will want to put out a team to attack Newcastle.

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  18. Piggs Boson
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney or Silva captain?

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Silva

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    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Silva

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    3. Hiphopopotamus
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Silva.

      I've just put Surman in my team thanks to your advice earlier in the week.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Enrique and Rooney next week then 🙂 I want to captain Rooney but logic is saying Silva. Rooney has the potential to hit big though...

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        1. Hiphopopotamus
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          You have a splendid memory old chap - yep, Rooney & Enrique next GW 🙂

          It's definitely a tough one; Silva is the sensible choice but Roons could go chicken oriental.

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    4. johnbobman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney likes big games

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      1. Hiphopopotamus
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        And saggy t!ts.

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  19. Catastrophe
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Subs OK?

    Vorm
    Richards, Williamson, Shotton
    Dempsey(CC), Silva, Bale, McClean
    RVP, Aguero(C), Ba

    Mignolet, Caulker, Evans, Valencia

    cheers

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  20. For Fuchs Sake
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    McLean or Moses to start?

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      McClean

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  21. Hect.OR 98th
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Dilemma over VC. Currently on Ba. Going for Aguero (C) and putting it on Silva seems the other choice. Seems like putting all my eggs in one basket to have three City players and among them the C and VC.

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    1. Scotch Jock
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      If Aguero doesn't play then you might want to rebalance your City exposure by having Silva(C).

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  22. ozza33
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Is it worth getting rid of Adebayor to replace with Suarez?

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    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      no

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    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Get Yak

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  23. seanie3
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    which 3 this week please

    richards, bae, santon, caulker, evans

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    1. jatlan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      caulker, richards, santon

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  24. jatlan
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Dempsey (WOL) or Aguero (BOL) as captain??

    First to three votes wins...

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    1. Don Cortese
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I have Aguero capt, Dempsy VC.

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    2. elkunaguero
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero/Silva

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    3. Cannon
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero

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    4. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero(c) already has over 1800 votes more than Dempsey(c) in the captain's poll. But if you're still unsure, I vote:

      Aguero.

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  25. Don Cortese
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Krul or Vorm... latter a better chance of a c/s, but both refs that give pens, and the Tyne Wear Derby. Who would you play? Simpson already in the starting eleven..

    And Evans/BAE/Taiwo. Which you pick to play? Going with Taiwo at the minute.

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  26. Cannon
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Bench 2 from: Richards, Enrique, Evans, Raylor, Simpson.
    Bench 1 from: Bale, Silva, Yaya, Demps, Sess.

    I'm thinking, Simpson and Sess...

    Anyone disagree??

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    1. Cannon
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      And Enrique...

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  27. unoaime
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Taiwo > Shotton this week to free up money to do Ba > Suarez for a hit next week?

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  28. MrJefferson
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    3 from richards,shotton,caulker,evans and simpson, i am currently on the first 3, should i be changing order?

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  29. Piggs Boson
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who would you put higher up the bench, Evans(tot) or Miyaichi(mci)

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    1. Hect.OR 98th
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      always the mid first

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  30. F is for
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Van Persie or Rooney Captain?!?!?!

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney

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    2. Elniñorules
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Van Persieeeeeeeeeee!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        +42! 😉

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      I'm on van den Plas

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    4. Hect.OR 98th
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      rvp

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