Three years old but this encapsulates the mood quite well...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiP_wBjoNGA

Drenthe. 3rd times a charm

Aguero -> Rooney or Suarez this week? Already have Nani and Evans as MU cover and Enrique as Liverpool cover

With Bad K out what are the chances of Clichy getting a start?

OK deadzoners, here we go. Captain?:

A: Skrtel

or

B: Das Racist

Leaning towards A. Never captained a defender before - could be fun.

So, which of these, then?

Kompany>Skrtel, Raylor>Enrique
Skrtel, Enrique, Kelly(if not, caulker)
-8

Kompany>Enrique Raylor>Evans
Enrique, Evans, Kelly (if not, Caulker)
-8

Raylor>Enrique
Enrique, Caulker, Kelly (if not, Simpson) (Keeping kompany on bench)
-4

Ok deadzoners, need your help

Kompany to Enrique
Sees to Nani
Aguero to Rooney
Ba to Holt

8 pointer. Just feel Manure are going to get moving on the goals front and those four outscoring the current players by some margin. Mad?

Just about to take my son football training but wanted to say BOLLOXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Bloody Kompany has cost me another 4 point hit, or will I WC now JOA? 8)

Is it worth swapping Kompany for Lescott and losing 4 points, or leaving Danny Simpson in there for him?

Hey Jack....who would you pick fantasy wise form the Arsenal Mid's

1. Ox
2. Ramsey (what is his status anyway)?
3. Rosicky

Of course all opinions welcome.

Plz help

If a made transfers for a -4pts hit
And afterwards decide to activate my WC in the same GW
Will the -4pts be cancelled???

Kompany - WTF!!!

Good evening my Deadzone Friends;

Has anyone seen the MLS FPL rules for bonus points? Pretty cool, it takes all the BS guessing out of the equation. Their actually could be a strategy for picking certain players. Would be interesting if the Premier League FPL adopted such a point structure;

Attacking Bonus

Players will score extra points for positive play:

1 point for every 3 crosses (A cross is defined where the ball is played to their own player in the penalty area)

1 point for every 3 key passes (A key pass is one that leads to a shot at goal)

1 point for every big chance created (A big chance is one where the analyst determines the player should score)

-1 point for every big chance missed

Defending Bonus

Players wil also score extra points for good defending:

1 point for every 6 clearances, blocks or interceptions

1 point for every 6 recovered balls

-1 point for every error leading to a goal

Barring any last minute injury news, this is the WC team I'm going with. Thoughts?

Mignolet, Bogdan
Skrtel, Enrique, JEvans, Caulker, Shotton
Nani, Dempsey, Walcott, Sigurdsson, Surman
RVP, Rooney, Suarez
Bank 0.0m

Rough transfer plan
GW29: Skrtel -> Kaboul
GW30: Nothing
GW31: Walcott & Suarez -> Bale & Adebayor

Fellow fantasy pundits

Given Kenny
richards caulker evans kelly santon
bale silva dempsey moses mclean
rooney rvp sturridge

Have 2FT's so thinking of doing
A: richards + sturridge + given >>>> shotton, suarez and mignolet
B: richards + sturridge + given >>>> mcauly, suarez and mignotet
C: dont want to remove sturridge since i think chelski will hit some form but if everyone else has suarez and he does well....

thoughts?

1) HUTH aguero ==> enrique rooney ORR
2) kompany (buyed at 6) aguero ==> skrtel rooney

hey El Nino

thank you for the Mourinho award! I just now saw that!

Did I win that for the first match week or the second one?

Should i do
Komp to Skrtel for an 8 pts hit
(Doubling Liv Def)

Thanks to the constructive criticism from Elninrules, Breadbin and Scratch I've had another crack at my wildcard team. RMT's gratefully accepted.

Schwarzer, Mignolet
Lescott, Evans J, Sagna, Assou-Ekotto, Caulker
Bale, Walcott, Sigurdsson, McClean, Scholes
Rooney, RVP, Pogrebnyak

No Liverpool, but I'm only interested in their defence and I don't think you'll be looking at 2 clean sheets. I'm after an all round team to help see me through to the finish.

Pick one for my third striker spot - for the next 3 weeks only

a) Pogrebnyak (avl, SWA, mun) - In form. Fixtures are okay-ish.
b) Holt (WIG, new, WOL) - Also in form. Fixtures slightly better than Pogrenbnyak's)
c) Any other punts?

Missed out on the news on Kompany. How long is he expected to be out?

Ba to Suarez for a 4 point hit ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17307616

"Micah will play on Sunday" Mancini

So did anyone unfortunately transfer out Richards for Kompany earlier in the week?

just did sess to song

Evening peeps. With Kompany's injury and already making 2 transfers this week for a 4pt hit do i:
1) Bench him

OR

2) Bring in a 2nd liv. defender for another hit(-8 total)

so Kompany is out, gives me a chance to do Skrtel Enrique move for a 8 point hit. just bench him or ship him out?

morning deadzoners. Should I take a 4 point hit this week?

Schwarzer (Mingolet)

Evans, Taiwo, Skrtel (Caulker, Santon)

Bale, Silva, Dempsey, Siggy (McLean)

Ba, Rooney, Rvp

Have 1.4 in bank (have used my 2 FTs) Can afford to get Suarez in for Ba or Enrique in for Taiwo (though my main rival owns Enrique) My rival has taken a hit this week.

guyz plz advice......
doing sess to adam...using all m funds...but nw have to wai for 2 weeks to get in roone in place of aguero!!!!
is keeping rooneey out for two weeks in place of adam worth a punt!!!!

Repost:
Fellow fantasy pundits

Given Kenny
richards caulker evans kelly santon
bale silva dempsey moses mclean
rooney rvp sturridge

Have 2FT’s so thinking of doing
A: richards + sturridge + given >>>> shotton, suarez and mignolet
B: richards + sturridge + given >>>> mcauly, suarez and mignotet
C: dont want to remove sturridge since i think chelski will hit some form but if everyone else has suarez and he does well….

thoughts?

already did 2 transfers for a 4 point hit, should i keep Kompany or transfer him for Enrique?

Already have Skrtl as LVP coverage

if so, should i take an 8 point hit or play WC?

thanks in advance for any help

Is there an obvious choice on which one to start this week - I keep switching them...

a) Sigurdsson (MCY)
b) Surman (WIG)